I can not cope with the pain of knowing this, any longer.
I am going to give up sex completely.
p.s. No, you can't have my equipment since I'm done with it.
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"Art Fuldodger" <ackA...@ackACK.mars.com> wrote in message
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"tai fu" <asa...@sdfsfsdf.edu> wrote in message
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Mark Simpson
NAR 71503 Level II
Hey bud, I started long long ago, in a backseat far, far away......
It's getting it REstarted that's the problem now! ;->
I guess I will have to come to Austin & get you laid.
Ok guys, lets start a fund to get Tai laid. I am going to
Austin on 8/25,. Send all monies to me at my home in
Lancaster & I will put the funds to good use.
Yeeeeha!
Tai, what is you fantasy?
Dancing Baby
Sure - what's your address, put me down for $5.00.
If he declines the treat (or should that be 'trick'), you
can treat him to a reload, or an Estes 3-pack.
"Neil Tarasoff" <neilc...@home.com> wrote in message
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Britney Spears is a skank. Too plain. Give me Margaret Cho, Joann Worley or
Minnie Pearl anyday. Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka, boom-lacka-lacka-lacka,
boom-lacka-lacka-lacka, boom-lacka-lacka-lacka.........
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"Art Fuldodger" <ackA...@ackACK.mars.com> wrote in message
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Gene Costanza wrote:
> ..or is it that it takes you all night, what you used to do all night?
>
> Britney Spears is a skank. Too plain. Give me Margaret Cho, Joann Worley or
> Minnie Pearl anyday. Boom-lacka-lacka-lacka, boom-lacka-lacka-lacka,
> boom-lacka-lacka-lacka, boom-lacka-lacka-lacka.........
Gene, you need to quit sniffing AP exhaust. That stuff is giving
you dain brammage. 8^)
Art Fuldodger wrote:
> Sure - what's your address, put me down for $5.00.
>
> If he declines the treat (or should that be 'trick'), you
> can treat him to a reload, or an Estes 3-pack.
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NAR 62956 Level 2
Senior Advisor, Austin Area Rocketry Group
Neil Tarasoff , 322 S. Houston School Rd., Lancaster, Texas 75146
Neil, You almost sound like you are spending your free time leaning against
a lamp post on the street corner asking sailors if they want a date!!!
I'm getting some pretty unwanted images of dancing baby and Tai shooting
through my skull examining each others rockets.
I'm not feeling too well all of a sudden....
What did I have for breakfast?? I'll probably find out in a second or two.
|:O
Dan Schneider
TRA 8270 (L1)
NAR 79172 (L1)
SLRA (www.StLouisRocketry.org)
Pose...@Rocketryonline.com
http://home.stltoday.com/~poseidon/
Well, for the record, I wouldn't kick her out of my bedroom, but she's not
Jessica Alba. :-)
Is this a new side business,an 'escort' service?
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Neil Tarasoff <neilc...@home.com> wrote in message
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Well if Britney is a skank... Ummmm Weeellll Minnie Pearl has been dead for a
few years here....
Art,
An old man one told me " I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm
as good as I ever was.....once. >;-)
Jim Yanik wrote:
>
> Is this a new side business,an 'escort' service?
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Neil
Good post, but you forgot the all-important "don't give away your
equipment, it'll cost a fortune to get it back later". :)
Jeff Vincent - http://www.acmenet.net/~jvincent/nercb.html
NAR Northeast Regional Contest Board site
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"Neil Tarasoff" <neilc...@home.com> wrote in message
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Amazon Mistress on Whitt Loop
or
Premier Latin Models on Natural Spring Way
Go get 'em Tai!
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"Rick Polzello" <rpolzell...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Thanks you for your support!
Neil
I like Latin women because they have hairy legs!
Maybe Tai will.
Oooooooh I think I'm losing control.
Neil
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>>>>> Boycot Yahoo's censorship! <<<<<
The only thing truly indecent or offensive on the Internet is censorship.
ROTFL! (but not MBO!)
Neil Tarasoff wrote:
> Let the donations begin!!!!
>
According to the TV show Beretta you can get quite a lot for $5.00 and I
bet the whole process won't take real long either :-) All right, I'm
in for $5.00. Tai lets do some bargaining, ok? :-) Post some tasty
stories here, or story.
For a little extra, I might be convinced to post the film on
alt.binaries . . . . .
Neil
Gene "likes-'em-chilly" Costanza
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"Randal Vandergaast" <randa...@netins.net> wrote in message
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"Neil Tarasoff" <neilc...@home.com> wrote in message
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>Let the donations begin!!!!
You know, if he isn't fussy about gender, I know a bunch of people in
Austin who might find him yiffable. A couple of 'em might even share his
pyrotechnics fetish. ;)
Tir'
who will do almost anything to not have to donate the $5...
Neil Tarasoff
Speaking of parents, how do you think Tai's parents would feel if they knew
that there was a nation wide discussion of taking donations to buy him a
prostitute? How about if it was your kid?
Please clean it up and keep r.m.r kid safe.
David Bacque
"Jeff Jones" <jmjo...@home.com> wrote in message
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>With the Texas Legislature out of session, coupled with the demise of the
>dot com economy, Neil realizes that supply is high and demand is low so
>the price should be right!
>
>Jim Yanik wrote:
>>
>> Is this a new side business,an 'escort' service?
>
>
Hey,a new 'Chicken Ranch'! N.Tarasoff,proprietor?
8-)
Neil Tarasoff
Neil Tarasoff wrote:
> Mike,
>
> For a little extra, I might be convinced to post the film on
> alt.binaries . . . . .
>
> Neil
Yeah, on second thought it might not be pretty. :-) Well ok go ahead...
:-) hehehe
I suppose alt.sex.modelrockets would probably work, eh?
Ryburn Ross
"David Bacque" <dba...@nospamswbell.net> wrote in message
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> Okay folks, could you please take this discussion elsewhere? I thought this
> was a family oriented forum for discussion of rocketry related items. There
> are children on this group and discussion of conspiracy to prostitution, no
> matter how tongue in cheek, have no place here. My son is banned from here
> due to stuff like this, and I'm sure he's not the only young rocket
> enthusiast who is not permitted to use this resource.
>
> Speaking of parents, how do you think Tai's parents would feel if they knew
> that there was a nation wide discussion of taking donations to buy him a
> prostitute? How about if it was your kid?
>
> Please clean it up and keep r.m.r kid safe.
>
These are the same hypocrites that make 10 times as much noise when I use
a profane word without inserting the laughable fu%%ing punctuation.
Jerry
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Opinion, the whole thing. <mail to:01ro...@gte.net>
Bring common sense back to rocketry administration.
There's a whole tradition around kill files. The first level of kill
is to insert someone into the kill file and not talk about it. The
second is to kf someone and send them a private email telling them
why; useful if you think there's hope for the person, or don't mind
starting what's likely to be a fruitless email exchange. The third
is to kf someone, including their email, and tell *everyone* about it,
encouraging them all to do the same. But if you get to that point, you might
as well just unsubscribe; newsgroups that need that sort of handling are
generally terminally ill.
I usually stick to the first approach; it wastes the least amount of time.
Is your son banned from TV also?
Just a note to let EVERYONE know that I received the first donation today.
Neil Tarasoff
>Okay folks, could you please take this discussion elsewhere? I thought this
>was a family oriented forum for discussion of rocketry related items.
It could be, but it is also a forum about rocketeers, who are real
people, many with faults.
> There
>are children on this group and discussion of conspiracy to prostitution, no
>matter how tongue in cheek, have no place here. My son is banned from here
>due to stuff like this, and I'm sure he's not the only young rocket
>enthusiast who is not permitted to use this resource.
That is certainly your right as a parent. OTOH, your son is surely
picking up worse stuff "on the street". This thread is in very poor
taste. However, I'd be more concerned with examples of rude childish
behavior presented in other threads.
>Speaking of parents, how do you think Tai's parents would feel if they knew
>that there was a nation wide discussion of taking donations to buy him a
>prostitute?
I don't know anything about Tai's parents. They might be proud to
lean that he is chaste. Or perhaps secretly his dad would be proud
if.. let's not go there. At least they think "kindly" of him. They
could be a lot more unkind.
>Please clean it up and keep r.m.r kid safe.
An idea worth concideration.
>David Bacque
Alan Jones
How old is your kid? Do you have ANY idea what he hears at school from all the
other students? Chances are, you would be shocked by what he knows/hears
about. I am 19, so it hasn't been all that long since I was in elementary and
middle school -- and I have volunteered with kids of that age regularly. I can
tell you with authority that the premise of "South Park" is not as ridiculous
as it may seem. The often-quoted "how do you know she has a cat" exhange from
the show is not too far from everyday playground conversation. Furthermore, if
your son is in his teens, "banning" him from any sort of media is only a futile
and frustrating effort -- high school is positively rated NC-17, and probably
couldn't be shown in American theaters. Why is it that we want to give
ourselves the illusion that kids aren't nasty? What are you afraid is going to
happen if he reads this thread? Will he go get a hooker, or try to get laid?
I doubt it.
Mike P.
TRA# 8440 L1
"Somebody set up us the bomb!"
"All your base are belong to us!"
"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane
mittam." -- Roman bank robber.
Great points! As the troll (me) who started this thread as a joke, I can
tell you
that some kids are as you say, "Nasty". I know from experience, as I
substitute
teach in grades K-6.
Prudes, are you listening?
Neil Tarasoff
Whu? Th? JOKE? I already sent my money!
Oh well, the alternative offer to buy Tai some rocket stuff still stands,
if he's not interested.
Do I control what my son watches on TV? You bet. I also control the books
and magazines he reads, what music he listens to as well as what he sees on
the net. Control may be a little bit too strong of a word, but we do
discuss and decide together what is appropriate and what isn't. If caring
what my child is exposed to makes me a prude then I wear the title proudly.
If a few more people cared about the youth of our country maybe we wouldn't
have substitute teachers in our schools that suggest buying prostitutes for
college students. We might also see a decline in the other societal ills
that come with moral decay and parental indifference.
Sorry for letting you know that some people still have morals.
Dave
"Neil Tarasoff" <neilc...@home.com> wrote in message
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I *like* threads like this. Stupid, childish threads like this don't
need to be read, and if there were more of them I bet there'd be so
little useful content here that I'd be able to keep up with it.
There, that's nearly 50 aricles I can kiss goodbye. <wave>
--
If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely", it would not have
any significant first person, present indicative. -- Wittgenstein
Sorry to be such a wet blanket, but don't you all think it's time to end
this thread and move on?
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NAR 69594
"To do is to be"...Descarts
"To be is to do"...Voltaire
"Do be, Do be, do"...Sinatra
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"To be is to do"...Voltaire
"Do be, Do be, do"...Sinatra
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"R. J. Talley" <om...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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I resent your insinuation that I have no morals. If you do not like what I
post, PUT ME IN YOUR KILL FILE. Your kids get far worse than me at
school &
I bet, in your home.
Neil Tarasoff
Which is why public schools are beyond hope. As for your defeatist argument
that "if they don't hear/read/see it at home, they will elsewhere, and anyone
who opposes it is a prude", I wonder what you'd think about a parent who didn't
try to feed his child wholesome meals and keep him from ingesting poisons? What
goes into their heads is at least as important as what goes into their bodies!
Furthermore, I doubt that anyone offended by this will read past the
subject.
Why don't you lighten up?
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"Tirran" <griz...@vianet.on.ca> wrote in message
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>Let's really get this going on ABMR. I say we submit photos for Miss Rocket
>2001, surely we all know someone who can make a rocket look good...see you
>on ABMR.
So, what are you getting at? A pretty rocket, a pinup girl, both, or
something else? Any criteria for the entries? What about having
three categories: Little Miss Rocket (under 12), Junior Miss Rocket
(13-18), and a Miss Rocket (over 18)? Or is that getting too
complicated?
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The floggings will continue until morale improves
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"tai fu" <asa...@sdfsfsdf.edu> wrote in message
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lets add that Miss rocket must have built at least one rocket. good idea?
"Chuck Pierce" <cpi...@nospam.knology.net> wrote in message
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>Sorry for letting you know that some people still have morals.
_Everybody_ does. It is foolish to assume that yours are the ones by
which the rest of us should be judged.
Tir'
father of two
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Dallas Area Rocket Society
NAR 75968
TRA 4736
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"Chuck Pierce" <cpi...@nospam.knology.net> wrote in message
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Hey with the donations pouring in, I figure that we'll be able to get
him a deluxe hooker that supplies rubbers.
On Sun, 10 Jun 2001 18:01:08 GMT, "R. J. Talley" <om...@earthlink.net>
wrote:
>What I had in mind was your favorite rocket with a pretty girl. I do like
>the idea of the 3 categories but I only have an entry for over 18, my wife.
>Yes, thats right, she is over 18 :)
Hey, we never doubted your integrity. Now, Dancing Baby and
Costanza...that's a different story... <vbg>
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cpierce_AT_knology.net
NAR 78629, Level 1
> What I had in mind was your favorite rocket with a pretty girl. I do like
> the idea of the 3 categories but I only have an entry for over 18, my wife.
> Yes, thats right, she is over 18 :)
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"Jerry Irvine" <01ro...@gte.net> wrote in message
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Congrats on discussing stuff with your kids David, I agree that this is
certainly a difficult and worthy thing to do. If you've been successful,
your son will look at this thread, decide that it is the prurient nonsense
that it is, and pass it by.
At least, you should hope he'll pass it by before he reads his father's
nasty little put down. Don't feel bad, though. Neal has a real talent for
drawing out the nastiness that lies just under the surface of the self
righteous amongst us.
Ya got another one, Neal.
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"Jeff Jones" <jmjo...@home.com> wrote in message
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Statements like this are proof that you really need us to take care of
this for you!
On Sun, 10 Jun 2001 20:45:00 -0700, "tai fu" <asa...@sdfsfsdf.edu>
wrote:
Neil Tarasoff
Dang.
At this rate, you aren't gonna have enough to get him kissed.
Neil
"Neil Tarasoff" <neilc...@home.com> wrote in message
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You think this is bad? Wait till election time! Your killfile will never
get such a workout!
Ben Fischer