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YumYumPandaburger

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Jul 2, 2009, 11:05:40 AM7/2/09
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On 2 jul, 17:04, YumYumPandaburger <theoriginald...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Please bow down to your insect overlords!
>
> Ant mega-colony takes over world
> BBC - Earth News
>
> Wednesday, 1 July 2009
>
> A single mega-colony of ants has colonised much of the world,
> scientists have discovered.
>
> Argentine ants living in vast numbers across Europe, the US and Japan
> belong to the same inter-related colony, and will refuse to fight one
> another.
>
> The colony may be the largest of its type ever known for any insect
> species, and could rival humans in the scale of its world domination.
>
> What's more, people are unwittingly helping the mega-colony stick
> together.
>
> Argentine ants (Linepithema humile) were once native to South America.
> But people have unintentionally introduced the ants to all continents
> except Antarctica.
>
> These introduced Argentine ants are renowned for forming large
> colonies, and for becoming a significant pest, attacking native
> animals and crops.
>
> In Europe, one vast colony of Argentine ants is thought to stretch for
> 6,000km (3,700 miles) along the Mediterranean coast, while another in
> the US, known as the "Californian large", extends over 900km (560
> miles) along the coast of California. A third huge colony exists on
> the west coast of Japan.
>
> The enormous extent of this population is paralleled only by human
> society
> Entomologists reveal the ant colony's true size
>
> While ants are usually highly territorial, those living within each
> super-colony are tolerant of one another, even if they live tens or
> hundreds of kilometres apart. Each super-colony, however, was thought
> to be quite distinct.
>
> But it now appears that billions of Argentine ants around the world
> all actually belong to one single global mega-colony.
>
> Researchers in Japan and Spain led by Eiriki Sunamura of the
> University of Tokyo found that Argentine ants living in Europe, Japan
> and California shared a strikingly similar chemical profile of
> hydrocarbons on their cuticles.
>
> But further experiments revealed the true extent of the insects'
> global ambition.
>
> The team selected wild ants from the main European super-colony, from
> another smaller one called the Catalonian super-colony which lives on
> the Iberian coast, the Californian super-colony and from the super-
> colony in west Japan, as well as another in Kobe, Japan.
>
> They then matched up the ants in a series of one-on-one tests to see
> how aggressive individuals from different colonies would be to one
> another.
>
> Ants from the smaller super-colonies were always aggressive to one
> another. So ants from the west coast of Japan fought their rivals from
> Kobe, while ants from the European super-colony didn't get on with
> those from the Iberian colony.
>
> One big family
>
> But whenever ants from the main European and Californian super-
> colonies and those from the largest colony in Japan came into contact,
> they acted as if they were old friends.
>
> These ants rubbed antennae with one another and never became
> aggressive or tried to avoid one another.
>
> In short, they acted as if they all belonged to the same colony,
> despite living on different continents separated by vast oceans.
>
> The most plausible explanation is that ants from these three super-
> colonies are indeed family, and are all genetically related, say the
> researchers. When they come into contact, they recognise each other by
> the chemical composition of their cuticles.
>
> "The enormous extent of this population is paralleled only by human
> society," the researchers write in the journal Insect Sociaux, in
> which they report their findings.
>
> However, the irony is that it is us who likely created the ant mega-
> colony by initially transporting the insects around the world, and by
> continually introducing ants from the three continents to each other,
> ensuring the mega-colony continues to mingle.
>
> "Humans created this great non-aggressive ant population," the
> researchers write.
>
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm

TravIsGod

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Jul 2, 2009, 12:21:09 PM7/2/09
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On Jul 2, 11:05 am, YumYumPandaburger <theoriginald...@gmail.com>
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Antarctica, here I come!!!

Also going long anteater stock

Trav

hal

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Jul 2, 2009, 2:45:03 PM7/2/09
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On Thu, 2 Jul 2009 09:21:09 -0700 (PDT), TravIsGod <trav...@aol.com>
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>> > "Humans created this great non-aggressive ant population," the
>> > researchers write.
>>
>> >http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm
>
>Antarctica, here I come!!!
>
>Also going long anteater stock

you're just saying that because you like sticking your nose in
everybody's business.

>
>Trav

Herbert Cannon

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Jul 2, 2009, 3:26:43 PM7/2/09
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I for one welcome I our new ant overlords. May we be known as the planet of
the ants.


Morbius

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Jul 3, 2009, 1:04:59 PM7/3/09
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I wouldnt be surprised if the anteater lobby is somehow behind this
new ant menace.
Well them and the jews right trav?

Slim

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Jul 3, 2009, 9:58:29 PM7/3/09
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On 2009-07-02 15:26:43 -0400, "Herbert Cannon" <hcan...@cox.net> said:

> I for one welcome I our new ant overlords. May we be known as the
> planet of the ants.

Bow down and take it up the ant.

--
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and
carrying the cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Herbert Cannon

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Jul 4, 2009, 2:02:40 PM7/4/09
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"Slim" <sl...@pickins.com> wrote in message
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> On 2009-07-02 15:26:43 -0400, "Herbert Cannon" <hcan...@cox.net> said:
>
>> I for one welcome I our new ant overlords. May we be known as the planet
>> of the ants.
>
> Bow down and take it up the ant.

Step - squash.


Appledog

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Jul 4, 2009, 2:22:10 PM7/4/09
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On Jul 2, 11:05 pm, YumYumPandaburger <theoriginald...@gmail.com>
wrote:

So um, does anyone know any good kung-fu moves versus ants? If they're
swarming, does that count as multiple attackers?

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Mike

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Jul 4, 2009, 5:18:52 PM7/4/09
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Ya mean like the Zanti Misfits?

Shuurai

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Jul 5, 2009, 4:03:06 AM7/5/09
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> > >http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8127000/8127519.stm
>
> So um, does anyone know any good kung-fu moves versus ants? If they're
> swarming, does that count as multiple attackers?

Magnifying glass.

13 days...

djinn

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Jul 5, 2009, 5:31:03 AM7/5/09
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Flit fu.

Herbert Cannon

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Jul 5, 2009, 8:45:06 AM7/5/09
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"djinn" <dje...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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How do you fight an ant with BJJ. I think a striking and kicking art might
save the day. Stomp stomp.


Appledog

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Jul 5, 2009, 11:00:50 AM7/5/09
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Before you open your big mouth, keep in mind that you owe me money
because I managed to stay away longer than three days back in
January ;-)

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Dan Winsor

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Jul 6, 2009, 7:49:47 AM7/6/09
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On Jul 4, 2:22 pm, Appledog <oliver.rich...@gmail.com> wrote:

Welcome back, Ollie!

OK, everyone who won the pool?

--
Dan Winsor

Soy un poco loco en el coco.

Shuurai

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Jul 6, 2009, 11:32:10 AM7/6/09
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> > > So um, does anyone know any good kung-fu moves versus ants? If they're
> > > swarming, does that count as multiple attackers?
>
> > Magnifying glass.
>
> > 13 days...
>
> Before you open your big mouth, keep in mind that you owe me money
> because I managed to stay away longer than three days back in
> January ;-)

I don't owe you any money. You wife assured me the coupon was valid.

Shuurai

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Jul 6, 2009, 11:34:38 AM7/6/09
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> > So um, does anyone know any good kung-fu moves versus ants? If they're
> > swarming, does that count as multiple attackers?
>
> Welcome back, Ollie!
>
> OK, everyone who won the pool?

It doesn't count... he was tricked... This thread may not have been
cross-posted, but it's on the same internet as his other groups...

Appledog

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Jul 6, 2009, 12:22:30 PM7/6/09
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I don't understand what you mean.

You never did make any real sense, Shuurai.

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Shuurai

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Jul 7, 2009, 11:31:09 AM7/7/09
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> > > Before you open your big mouth, keep in mind that you owe me money
> > > because I managed to stay away longer than three days back in
> > > January ;-)
>
> > I don't owe you any money.  You wife assured me the coupon was valid.
>
> I don't understand what you mean.

Not surprising... you obviously don't understand a lot of what anybody
means.

> You never did make any real sense, Shuurai.

Do you need a diagram?


Dan Winsor

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Jul 7, 2009, 11:42:26 AM7/7/09
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The one of you and his wife? Dog, no more, please.

Greendistantstar

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Jul 7, 2009, 11:49:06 AM7/7/09
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Thin ice, dude, thin ice.

The Xmas party....the Great Dane....the molasses....how quickly we
forget, hmmmmm?

GDS

"Let's roll!"

Dan Winsor

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Jul 7, 2009, 11:59:48 AM7/7/09
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On Jul 7, 11:49 am, Greendistantstar <Greendistants...@iinet.net.au>
wrote:

Um, wasn't me?

YumYumPandaburger

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Jul 8, 2009, 2:57:11 AM7/8/09
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What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas

Greendistantstar

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Jul 8, 2009, 3:37:17 AM7/8/09
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Mea Culpa...it was Fraser and the camel. The shit people can do with
Photoshop nowadays....

GDS

"Let's roll!"

Dan Winsor

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Jul 8, 2009, 7:55:48 AM7/8/09
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On Jul 8, 3:37 am, Greendistantstar <Greendistants...@iinet.net.au>
wrote:

Oh, *that* picture? No, that *was* me.

Fraser Johnston

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Jul 19, 2009, 6:14:14 AM7/19/09
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"Greendistantstar" <Greendis...@iinet.net.au> wrote in message
news:4a544cad$0$2821$5a62...@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...

That camel was begging for it. Parading around looking like wannabes mum but
cuter. Of course I tapped it.

Fraser


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