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Jokes and the like. May be somewhat offensive.
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National Curmudgeon Day
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National Curmudgeon Day By my favourite Curmedgeon, ex-parish Episcopalian priest Harry T. Cook 7/02/09 If you are reading this essay, it's because my editor stopped rolling her eyes and shaking her head from side to side long enough to format and schedule it for posting. That editor does not want her best... more »
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Understanding Cricket
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For those who will be watching The Ashes cricket series between England and Australia starting in July (2009) (or who live outside the old British Empire and wish you were): In order to assist people who are not familiar with the game of Cricket, we offer this explanation. Cricket is a game in which there are 2 sides - one out on the field, and... more »
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Definitions
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Product: In favor of pipes. Proface: In favor of heads. Profit: In favor of tailors. Profitable: A male cow that makes money. Profound: We have located a prostitute.
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7/4 Puns
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Baker: Pastry dog. Gawker: Tourist dog. Kayacker: Dog with oars. Knocker: A door to door salesdog. Panicker: Frightened dog. Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun. Picker: Dog harvesting crops. Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer. Stalker: A procrastinating dog. Starker: Famous dog actor. Stoker: Dog tending a fire.... more »
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7/4 Puns
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Confusing: Song of anti-nuclear protesters. Impressing: Song sung by British as they forced people to serve on their ships in the early 19th century. Kissing: Song of love. Leasing: Real estate song. Menacing: Threatening song. Mincing: Song of a butcher. Musing: Song of a poet. Oppressing and Repressing: Songs of a dictator.... more »
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7/4 Puns
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Closing: Song of shutting down. Minimizing: Shrinking song. Reminiscing: The song "Thanks for the memories". Rising: Song of ascending grain. Seizing: A taking song. Sizing: A measuring song. Stressing: Song of emphasis. Teasing: Singing beverage. Tossing: Salad making song. Tossing: Throwing song. Tracing: Song of an investigator.... more »
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7/5 Puns
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nemo wrote: ...Beef whore: Mad Cow Hooker?
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7/5 Puns
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Chalker: Dog at a blackboard. Eraser: Knight at a blackboard.
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