racial
James Tranker
If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheeta be??
The smartest of the three.
Whay did the black dude hop in the freezer after he took a diarea?
He thought he was melting.
Why weren't there any black dudes on the Flintstones??
Because they were still apes back then.
What's the difference between a black dude and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
What do you say to Mike Tyson when he is all tied up?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
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he he he
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Melissa K. Wandling
You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
melissa
Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
Edward Yagi
>In article <kh7...@pro-haven.cts.com> co...@pro-haven.cts.com (James Tranker) writes:
>>Racial jokes::::
>>If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheeta be??
>>The smartest of the three
>>he he he
>>----
>>Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
>>UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
>
> You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
> these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
>
>melissa
>
>Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
hey melissa..
this is for you.. o <- chill pill.
aloha
edman
Samuel Stoddard
[disgusting racial jokes that weren't even funny deleted]
>>+++++++++++++++++++
>>he he he
>>----
>>Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
>>UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
>
> You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
> these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
>
>melissa
>
>Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
Seconded.
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Magdaleno
>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>Wandling is still in form.
>
> Tom the non hacker
I think you missed the point Tom. "Your" type of humor is sick. Why do you hide your racism
behind humor. It's a bit red around the neck, huh?
Thomas Omar Smith
Eric G.
> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
I thought that was David DuKKKe ?!?!
Hey, James. `I' is for ignorance
Crunchy Frog
>>Racial jokes::::
.. deleted ..
>>Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
>>UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
>
> You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
> these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
>
>melissa
>
>Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
Don't flame the poor bastard. I think it is worth pointing out that he
made two spelling mistakes in the post and one grammatical error and thus
qualifies as "Too stupid to make a good bigot". I hate people like that,
you have to teach them how to be decent assholes.
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Path: hemuli.tik.vtt.fi!fuug!mcsun!uunet!cis.ohio-state.edu!ucbvax!pro-haven.cts.com!cobra
From: co...@pro-haven.cts.com (James Tranker)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: racial
Message-ID: <kh7...@pro-haven.cts.com>
Date: 18 Nov 91 01:59:58 GMT
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This sucker mother fucker writes:
%Racial jokes::::
%If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheeta be??
%The smartest of the three.
%
%Whay did the black dude hop in the freezer after he took a diarea?
%He thought he was melting.
%
%Why weren't there any black dudes on the Flintstones??
%Because they were still apes back then.
%
%What's the difference between a black dude and a bucket of shit?
%The bucket.
%
%What do you say to Mike Tyson when he is all tied up?
%Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
%+++++++++++++++++++
%he he he
%----
%Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
%UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
I say:
Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
Melissa K. Wandling
Why don't you Chill? Punk ass lames!
melissa
Melissa K. Wandling
Gawd you're ignorant! I'm White you dumb ass. And I think that making
fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
melissa
Matt Hucke
>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>Wandling is still in form.
>>
who's not part of at least two Repressed Minorities(tm).
> And I think that making
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong.
"Thinking" obviously has very little to do with this. "Well, that offends me,
so you shouldn't say it." Is this any different from the attitude of the
"Moral Majority"?
> I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame
"Punk ass lame"? That's the fourth one I've seen from you today. Is your
vocabulary really that limited?
And "lame" is now "Differently Abled." I am shocked and disgusted that a
person so Politically Corect as yourself would use this as an insult.
> blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
Are you saying catsup posts aren't a waste of time?
> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
No argument there... I haven't seen any posts of yours that weren't a waste
of time.
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Matt Hucke
>In article <Ud_4sAi00awH4=TE...@andrew.cmu.edu> Thomas Omar Smith <ts...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>Wandling is still in form.
>
> behind humor. It's a bit red around the neck, huh?
So it's now considered racist to criticize the Politically Correct?
That's why everyone laughs at people like you PC crusaders now. You see racism
where none exists.
Matt Hucke
>This sucker mother fucker writes:
>
>%Racial jokes::::
>
>Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
>
>Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
Take a chill pill, hoser. With people like you attacking everyone, soon
nothing will be left on the net except that stupid ketchup thread.
Matt Hucke
>>> You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
>>> these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
>>>
>>>melissa
>>>
>>>Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
>>
>>hey melissa..
>>
>>this is for you.. o <- chill pill.
>> aloha
>> edman
>
> Why don't you Chill? Punk ass lames!
>
>melissa
Let me get this straight (oops... is that PC?) You're the one with all the
'!' marks, you're the one who attacks anyone who dares to offend you, you're
the one who can't write more than two sentences without saying "PUNK!!!",
and you want this person to "Chill". That makes _so_ much sense.
Feeling a bit anal-retentive today?
Paul Dokas x4629
|> <completely humorless whining deleted>
|>
|> melissa
Boy, when will they learn not to give accounts to freshmen?
Melissa, take it somewhere more appropriate like alt.flame or alt.dev.null
Now where is that kill file?............
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Melissa K. Wandling
>In article <65...@hemuli.tik.vtt.fi> pe...@tmt.tele.fi (Pekka Ahonen) writes:
>>This sucker mother fucker writes:
>>
>>%Racial jokes::::
>>
>>I say:
>>Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
>>
>>Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
>
>Take a chill pill, hoser. With people like you attacking everyone, soon
>nothing will be left on the net except that stupid ketchup thread.
Why should he chill. He is just expresing his views. Why should we now
begin censorship on the net? I thought this was rec.humor?
melissa
Melissa K. Wandling
>In article <1991Nov19.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K. Wandling) rages:
>
>'!' marks, you're the one who attacks anyone who dares to offend you, you're
>the one who can't write more than two sentences without saying "PUNK!!!",
>and you want this person to "Chill". That makes _so_ much sense.
>
>Feeling a bit anal-retentive today?
>
Melissa
Barry
Good answer!!
Tom Koziatek
Water-weight gain again, melissa ??
Tom Koziatek
>>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>>Wandling is still in form.
>>
>> I think you missed the point Tom. "Your" type of humor is sick. Why do you hide your racism
>> behind humor. It's a bit red around the neck, huh?
>
>So it's now considered racist to criticize the Politically Correct?
>
>That's why everyone laughs at people like you PC crusaders now. You see racism
>where none exists.
>
>
T.G.
>>Wandling is still in form.
>
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>
Forget about stainless steel ovaries, this chick has BALLS !
Keep it up (no pun intended) Melissa, we're with you.....specially against
that redneck moron who posted the 'black' jokes (sic).
BTW, when a critic stated that Roseanne Barr's stand-up routine was too
masculine, she replied, "Yo man, suck my motherfucking dick !"
Yvette Fairchild
> In article <Ud_4sAi00awH4=TE...@andrew.cmu.edu> ts...@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
> >I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
> >Wandling is still in form.
> ...
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes ...
^^^^^ ^^^^^^
Gee, I wonder if *Ms.* Wandling may be one ()or both) of the above?!?!?!
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>
> melissa
>
>
Touchy, touchy!!! And such language from a lady :)
Whereas I can take these and other such jokes with the grain (or box) of salt
that was intended. I have to -- I'm an Aggie!
BTW: What do you call an Aggie after (s)he graduates?
BOSS!
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Matt Hucke
>>
>>Take a chill pill, hoser. With people like you attacking everyone, soon
>>nothing will be left on the net except that stupid ketchup thread.
>
> Why should he chill. He is just expresing his views. Why should we now
> begin censorship on the net? I thought this was rec.humor?
I'm not calling for censorship... anyone with intelligence can see that.
Wasn't the person who originally posted the jokes just expressing his views?
The reason I posted is because I'm completely _against_ censorship.
Get your doublethink straightened out.
None of ya Bizness
It's one thing to be funny, it's another thing to be out-fuckin-right
racist, and I've read on this newsgroup enough to see that some of these
redneck fucks actually mean what they say, but post it to rec.humor so it
gets excused as a 'joke'!
And I also don't like how some people on here have the nerve to flame
because they don't like that somebody else don't like racial jokes. I have
seen seven different posts today flaming Melissa Wandling because she didn't
find the racial jokes funny. Yeah you have a right to post but so does she
and I think that's just way lame.
Fuck grains of salt, and fuck all this "Well if ya don't like it, get out"
bullshit. This ain't 1960, people don't find racial jokes funny like they
might have used to. Some people ain't gonna like it and are gonna say they
don't like it and you're just gonna fuckin have to get used to it.
Now.
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>%Racial jokes::::
.... deleted ....
>%Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
>%UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
>
>
>I say:
>Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
>
>Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
Show some class.
James Tranker is dying of cancer. He has two more years to live. He wants
to get into the Guiness Book of World Records by having the most termcap
files. If everyone who reads this emails their /etc/termcap file to
co...@pro-haven.cts.com and tells all their friends to send him *their* files
then he will be able to get his dying wish.
BTW - As far as I know, rec.humor is a forum for posting jokes. That's it.
Not just inoffensive jokes. Not just PC jokes. Not just clean jokes.
Any jokes.
Chris Litchfield
>hey melissa..
>
>this is for you.. o <- chill pill.
> aloha
> edman
> Why don't you Chill? Punk ass lames!
> melissa
Communist! Censorship Person! Polical Correct Jerk!
Say what you will and let us say what we will, it is the
american way! and in the constitution.
Btw, Intelligent Post like the above only shows what a stupid
thread this is, expecially in rec.humor!
OBJ:
How many Blacks does it take to Tar a roof?
5. If you slice em thin enough!
Now that is funny.. told to me by a "AFRICAN-AMERICAN" friend
of mine.. who likes to be called respectively not racist... meaning
he likes to be a BLACK!! and is proud of it.. as we all should be
proud of our heritage and not feel guilty as to what our ancestors did
and not what we did not do.. Later..
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Crunchy Frog
>>This sucker mother fucker writes:
>>
>>%Racial jokes::::
>>
>>I say:
>>Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
>>
>>Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
>
>Take a chill pill, hoser. With people like you attacking everyone, soon
>nothing will be left on the net except that stupid ketchup thread.
I'm a frayed knot!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... heh
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Daniel DuBois
>Now.
You, Melissa, and a hundred other idiots on this net are missing the point.
They were just JOKES that the original poster posted. Everything on this net
has the potential to offend someone. Im offended by rasicm too. But if we
deleted everything that offended one group or another, we'd HAVE NO JOKES in
r.h. Just lighten up, and ignore wht you dont like.
David Johnson
>Racial jokes::::
>If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheeta be??
>The smartest of the three.
>
>
>Why weren't there any black dudes on the Flintstones??
>
>
>What do you say to Mike Tyson when he is all tied up?
>+++++++++++++++++++
#You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
#these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
#melissa
#Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
That is not the point. The original poster was not making jokes about an ethnic
group, it just sounded hateful to me. BTW, I am not black so do not accuse me
of a "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine" syndrome. A good
example of a true ethnic joke is the old:
Q. How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 21, one to hold the bulb and 20 to drink until the
room spins.
That is an ethnic JOKE. Calling people shit and stupid is just hateful, not
a joke.
Eric Rescorla
Shouldn't that be pigmentally disabled?
>And I think that making
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong.
> I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing.
Punk ass lame? Who talks like that?
-Ekr
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>
>BTW: What do you call an Aggie after she graduates?
>
> BOSS!
>
Actually Yvette, I have it on good authority from a UT (and thus
a redneck retard) alumnus that the correct answer is:
Grandma!
Pekka Ahonen
(Melissa K Wandling) writes:
>In article <1991Nov19....@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> hu...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:
>>In article <65...@hemuli.tik.vtt.fi> pe...@tmt.tele.fi (Pekka Ahonen) writes:
>>>This sucker mother fucker writes:
>>>
>>>%Racial jokes::::
>>>
>>I say:
>>Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
>>
>>Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
>
>Take a chill pill, hoser. With people like you attacking everyone, soon
>nothing will be left on the net except that stupid ketchup thread.
%%% Why should he chill. He is just expresing his views. Why should we now
%%% begin censorship on the net? I thought this was rec.humor?
%%%
%%% melissa
Thanx for backing me up, Mel!!!!!!!
BTW Hi!!!!!!!!!
Pekka
Robert....@cm.cf.ac.uk
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Jerry Freter
>In article <1991Nov19.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K. Wandling) writes:
>
>>And I think that making
>> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong.
>How about if we just make fun of PC people?
>
Martin S T Watts
>In article <1991Nov19.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K. Wandling) rages:
>>>>
>>>> You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
>>>> these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
>>>>
>>>>melissa
>>>>
>>>>Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
>>>
>>>hey melissa..
>>>
>>>this is for you.. o <- chill pill.
>>> aloha
>>> edman
>>
>> Why don't you Chill? Punk ass lames!
>>
>>melissa
>Let me get this straight (oops... is that PC?) You're the one with all the
>'!' marks, you're the one who attacks anyone who dares to offend you, you're
>the one who can't write more than two sentences without saying "PUNK!!!",
>and you want this person to "Chill". That makes _so_ much sense.
>Feeling a bit anal-retentive today?
You talk shit.
Yvette Fairchild
I would expect something like that from a T-Sip (one who went to t.u.).
Hey! It's not easy cramming the four-year curriculum into 5 or 6! ;)
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>In article <Ud_4sAi00awH4=TE...@andrew.cmu.edu> ts...@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>Wandling is still in form.
>>
>> Tom the non hacker
>
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>
>melissa
PMS acting up, Melissa????
a...@ecl.psu.edu
Keith Higa
>Uncle Bob says "I know a lot of people who think racial jokes are funny"
In the state where I come from (Hawaii), racial and ethnic jokes are in
fact, popular entertainment. (especially since in Hawaii EVERYONE is a
member of a minority group.) People crowd the Queen Kapiolani Hotel in
Waikiki to hear local comedian Frank DeLima poke fun at the Japanese,
Chinese, Portuguese, Filipinos, Hawaiians, other Polynesians and yes, even
whites and blacks.
Being an AJA, I'm not offended at all by people making jokes about us
(i.e.: slant eyes, etc.) 'cause I've heard them thousands of times before
back home.
My advice to anyone who is offended by racist and off-color remarks is to
spend some time in Hawaii and learn the benefits of racial harmony, where
you can put down any race you want and not risk getting punched in the nose.
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to talk stink behind each other's backs."---Frank DeLima
Magdaleno
|> In article <1991Nov19.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K. Wandling) writes:
|> >>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
|> >>Wandling is still in form.
|> >>
|> who's not part of at least two Repressed Minorities(tm).
|> > And I think that making
|> > fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong.
|> so you shouldn't say it." Is this any different from the attitude of the
|> "Moral Majority"?
|> > I don't even
|> > bother reading any of those punk ass lame
|> vocabulary really that limited?
|>
|> And "lame" is now "Differently Abled." I am shocked and disgusted that a
|> person so Politically Corect as yourself would use this as an insult.
|> > blond or jewish jokes I just
|> > respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
|>
|> > like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
|>
|> of time.
|> --
|> Real Programmers Don't Eat Quiche.
|> hu...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu
|> C++ forever, P*scal never!
Thanks for clearing everything up..................NOT!
-John M. cool...@leland.Stanford.EDU
Tammy Draper
>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>Wandling is still in form.
>>
>
> Gawd you're ignorant! I'm White you dumb ass. And I think that making
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
>
Geez, how strange! I started out in rec.humor...how'd I end up in
rec.attitudes?
Samuel Stoddard
>>>Wandling is still in form.
>>
>> behind humor. It's a bit red around the neck, huh?
>
>So it's now considered racist to criticize the Politically Correct?
>
>That's why everyone laughs at people like you PC crusaders now. You see racism
>where none exists.
For the fuckin' last time, there's a DIFFERENCE between being
politically correct and NOT being racist!
As for the "where none exists" quote, go read the original post again and
find some humor. I sincerely doubt you'll find it.
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Samuel Stoddard
Cool! :-)
Magdaleno
|> In article <1991Nov19.0...@leland.Stanford.EDU> cool...@leland.Stanford.EDU ( Magdaleno) writes:
|> >In article <Ud_4sAi00awH4=TE...@andrew.cmu.edu> Thomas Omar Smith <ts...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
|> >>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
|> >>Wandling is still in form.
|> >
|> > I think you missed the point Tom. "Your" type of humor is sick. Why do you hide your racism
|> > behind humor. It's a bit red around the neck, huh?
|>
|> So it's now considered racist to criticize the Politically Correct?
|>
|> That's why everyone laughs at people like you PC crusaders now. You see racism
|> where none exists.
|>
|>
Actually I don't believe in PC. But I do have a conscience. Do you realize
what kind of sick humor those jokes are? There are not humorous. They are
mean? Show me one thing that's funny in those jokes that's not rascist.
Forever waiting a valid response.. John
e-mail: cool...@leland.Stanford.EDU
Magdaleno
|> In article <65...@hemuli.tik.vtt.fi> pe...@tmt.tele.fi (Pekka Ahonen) writes:
|> >From: co...@pro-haven.cts.com (James Tranker)
|> >%Racial jokes::::
|>
|> .... deleted ....
|>
|> >%Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
|> >%UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
|> >
|> >
|> >I say:
|> >Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
|> >
|> >Pekka (Glug Glug Glan)
|>
|> Show some class.
|>
|> James Tranker is dying of cancer. He has two more years to live. He wants
|> to get into the Guiness Book of World Records by having the most termcap
|> files. If everyone who reads this emails their /etc/termcap file to
|> co...@pro-haven.cts.com and tells all their friends to send him *their* files
|> then he will be able to get his dying wish.
|>
|> BTW - As far as I know, rec.humor is a forum for posting jokes. That's it.
|> Not just inoffensive jokes. Not just PC jokes. Not just clean jokes.
|> Any jokes.
|>
Sounds like a good excuse to me.
-John M.
Samuel Stoddard
Hmmm...let us take an analytical viewpoint on this new
breed of Rec.Humor Posts....
>>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>>Wandling is still in form.
>>>
>> Gawd you're ignorant! I'm White you dumb ass.
> She's just Politically Correct, and therefore brainwashed to hate anyone
>who's not part of at least two Repressed Minorities(tm).
Ah, ha! Our first scientific observation on this new breed of Rec.Humor
Posts, is an increasingly high level of kinetic energy. We also see some
*oops!* do we see a conclusion WITHOUT supportive data????
"...and therefore brainwashed to hate anyone who's not part of at least
two Repressed Minorities(tm)."
Hmmm.... I know. We must be mistaken--perhaps the part of Melissa's
article that said, "I hate anyone who's not part of at least two Repressed
Minorities(tm)." was deleted from this post to save bandwidth.
Ooooo! Second observation: CONSIDERATION is prevalent in the new breed
of Rec.Humor Posts.
>> And I think that making
>> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong.
>"Thinking" obviously has very little to do with this. "Well, that offends me,
>so you shouldn't say it." Is this any different from the attitude of the
>"Moral Majority"?
Ah! So the new breed of Rec.Humor Posts does not involve thinking.
[Need I say more?]
It appears, from the evidence given, that this is true, because whoever
wrote, "Is this any different from...the 'Moral Majority'?" wasn't thinking.
This person was not addressing the question at hand. For it has been proven
that although some people are offended by many different things, many people
are offended by certain, specific things. 'Moral majority' may very well
be a term intended to include the 'many people' in this statement. But what
does a comparison between that and the former statement have to do with the
issue.
This must be the non-thinking part of the Rec.Humor Post.
>> I don't even
>> bother reading any of those punk ass lame
>"Punk ass lame"? That's the fourth one I've seen from you today. Is your
>vocabulary really that limited?
If I can get unscientific for a moment, I _LIKE_ that term.
"Punk ass lame"
COOL!!
>And "lame" is now "Differently Abled." I am shocked and disgusted that a
>person so Politically Corect as yourself would use this as an insult.
I sense this is the humor in this post. According to my calculations, the
appropriate course of action would be to laugh....
...Nah, I can flame you for that part even if I wanted to. A touch of
subtle humor in a flame reveals a certain human decency that is all too
often missing from flame posts. I hate 100% flame posts, except in special
circumstances when they are necessary. Often, they are so degrading to
the posters themselves.
>> blond or jewish jokes I just
>> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
>
>Are you saying catsup posts aren't a waste of time?
>
>> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>
>No argument there... I haven't seen any posts of yours that weren't a waste
>of time.
This is curious. In this particular new breed Rec.Humor Post, one readily
agrees: "no argument there", when called a stupid fuck.
Crunchy Frog
I don't think that I or anyone else *ever* claimed that these jokes were not
racist. I didn't even think they were particularly funny. What I thought
was hilarious was how people instantly rose up to denounce the original
poster as a worthless racist bastard and how rec.humor wasn't the correct
forum for such jokes. You may not find the jokes humorous, some people don't.
Others, on the other hand, do. Some people think Steve Martin is a scream,
I think he is soporific. Tastes in humor differ. You already have a
newsgroup which filters out potentially offensive/unfunny/whatever humor, it
is called rec.humor.funny. If you want to start a newsgroup for inoffensive
jokes, be my guest (how about rec.humor.bland? rec.humor.pc?). Until you
do, rec.humor is the place to post jokes, or anything else that *someone*
might consider funny.
> Forever waiting a valid response.. John
> e-mail: cool...@leland.Stanford.EDU
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Samuel Stoddard
Thank you. You said it better than I have been.
Laurence Gordon
Listen.
This is rec.humor.
This is for jokes and funny material.
Post all discussion of retarded issues such as this to rec.humor.d
Do not cross post them.
I do not wish to see unfunny material on rec.humor, that is for rec.humor.funny
Please comply.
Flame through mail so I do not have to see them.
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Samuel Stoddard
>Not just inoffensive jokes. Not just PC jokes. Not just clean jokes.
>Any jokes.
Note the keyword: joke. This debate is on whether or not the black jokes
were actually jokes or not.
The Wicked Witch Of The West
In article <1991Nov19.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K.
Wandling) writes:
> In article <Ud_4sAi00awH4=TE...@andrew.cmu.edu> ts...@andrew.cmu.edu
(Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
> >I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
> >Wandling is still in form.
> >
> > Tom the non hacker
>
> Gawd you're ignorant! I'm White you dumb ass. And I think that making
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>
> melissa
Due to the bellicose of the post I've seen here by melissa, I deduce her
sole entertainment consist of flaming individuals using multitudes of four
letter words. What's your problem melissa, miss English class? I
commiserate with you that your nomenclature is so finite that you feel
compelled to habitually use four letter words. Obviously you never
acknowledge being wrong, and you cannot be bothered with erudition on how
to verbalize without using foul language to convey to them that they are
despicable.
I'll put this in plain simple language for you melissa, dare you, or can
you flame me without any four letter words?
JW
Now since this is rec.humor, not alt.flame I aplogize and here is a joke;
The supicious father wanted to check on this teenage daughter. Just before her boyfriend arrived he place a bowl of milk under the sofa and suspended an apple from the springs. He figured an extra amount of weight, in one place on the sofa would cause the apple to dip into the milk. The next morning he got up early, rushed to the bowl and found...... half a pound of butter.
Disclaimer? Why? I don't claim anything, not me, no sir, uh uh, never,
absolutely not.
A book is a mirror: if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle
to look out. (Christopher Lichtenberg)
"jea...@scri1.scri.fsu.edu"
Keith Higa
Wandling) writes:
>
> I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
I hate to be mathematical about this, but you only have 3-2/3
"KKK"'s in that. What's the use of the other "KK"?
Magdaleno
|>
|> >hey melissa..
|> >
|> >this is for you.. o <- chill pill.
|> > aloha
|> > edman
|>
|> > Why don't you Chill? Punk ass lames!
|> > melissa
|>
|> Say what you will and let us say what we will, it is the
|> american way! and in the constitution.
|>
|> Btw, Intelligent Post like the above only shows what a stupid
|> thread this is, expecially in rec.humor!
|>
|> OBJ:
|> How many Blacks does it take to Tar a roof?
|> 5. If you slice em thin enough!
|>
|> Now that is funny.. told to me by a "AFRICAN-AMERICAN" friend
|> of mine.. who likes to be called respectively not racist... meaning
|> he likes to be a BLACK!! and is proud of it.. as we all should be
|> proud of our heritage and not feel guilty as to what our ancestors did
|> and not what we did not do.. Later..
|> --
|> No .Signature File Here!!! Waste of time and money! why should we
|> have such nonsense. Who cares who we are anyways? Maybe we should
|> hang people with .Signature files? LYNCH EM I SAY!
|> I just say Sign em like This.. Chris Litchfield Wuz Hea! Manually!
"Communist"? ooooooh, don't get too mean you rascist fuck head!
- John
Thomas Omar Smith
> Geez, how strange! I started out in rec.humor...how'd I end up in
> rec.attitudes?
I don't know, but if you find your way back to humor, let me know where it is.
Tom the non hacker
Magdaleno
|> I don't think that I or anyone else *ever* claimed that these jokes were not
|> racist. I didn't even think they were particularly funny. What I thought
|> was hilarious was how people instantly rose up to denounce the original
|> poster as a worthless racist bastard and how rec.humor wasn't the correct
|> forum for such jokes. You may not find the jokes humorous, some people don't.
|> Others, on the other hand, do. Some people think Steve Martin is a scream,
|> I think he is soporific. Tastes in humor differ. You already have a
|> newsgroup which filters out potentially offensive/unfunny/whatever humor, it
|> is called rec.humor.funny. If you want to start a newsgroup for inoffensive
|> jokes, be my guest (how about rec.humor.bland? rec.humor.pc?). Until you
|> do, rec.humor is the place to post jokes, or anything else that *someone*
|> might consider funny.
|>
Oh I get it...it's kind a like some people like David Duke
and some not! Wow, that never ocurred to me before.
Geez that's puts a whole new light on things. How could
anyone ever think of a response like that... absolutely
amazing. I would have never dreamed possible that someone
could actually defend rascism. It's gotta be incredible.
What words can express my awe?
-John
Andy Soravilla
*>> BOSS!
*> Actually Yvette, I have it on good authority from a UT (and thus
*> a redneck retard) alumnus that the correct answer is:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Possibly offensive to "rednecks" Stop immediately!!!
Andy
Andy Soravilla
Offensive to ignorant folk.
Quit it!
Andy
Andy Soravilla
Malcom, Melissa, & All other players in this flame fest,
Why not take this to ".d" and give everyone who is not concerned about this
problem a rest.
Thanks in advance,
Andy
Andy Soravilla
Need I even comment??
Andy
riv...@dev8j.mdcbbs.com
> In article <Ud_4sAi00awH4=TE...@andrew.cmu.edu> ts...@andrew.cmu.edu (Thomas Omar Smith) writes:
>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>Wandling is still in form.
>>
>> Tom the non hacker
>
> Gawd you're ignorant! I'm White you dumb ass. And I think that making
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>
> melissa
Hmmm. Wonder if it's "that time" of the month.
Yep! Just looked out the window, and there's a full moon! :)
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Melissa K. Wandling
Enough already!!!!
This is to whom it may concern:
Some people have been adding there comments to some articles and a few
of you have taken it apon yourself to think it was I. *NOT*
If the article did not say it was from me then I didn't write it.
Don't send me flames for other peoples postings.
And I don't care if you want me off rec.humor. You can kiss my white ass.
I'm tierd of the e-mail. I got the point.
Obviously you didn't!!!!
melissa
hi sam:)
Jheri Birchett
>
> Enough already!!!!
I think that this has been posted before, but it seems that it needs to
be posted again:
Some years ago my neighbor Avery said to me: "There
has not been an adequate jokebook published since _Joe_Miller_,
which came out in 1739 and which, incidentally, was the most
miserable no-good goddamn jokebook in the history of the printed word."
In a subsequent conversation Avery said: "A funny story
is a funny story, no matter who is in it -- whether it's about
Catholics or Protestants, Jews or Gentiles, blacks or whites,
browns or yellows. If a story is genuinely funny it makes no
difference how dirty it is. If it is dirty, but funny, tell it.
Shout it from the rooftops. Let the chips fall all over the
prairie and let the bonehead wowsers yelp. Piss on them."
It is a nice thing to have a neighbor of Avery's grain.
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Matt Hucke
> what kind of sick humor those jokes are? There are not humorous. They are
> mean? Show me one thing that's funny in those jokes that's not rascist.
So you don't find them funny-- who appointed you God?
Other people do. Personally, I don't think these jokes are the best, but
they're funnier than 90% of what is posted here.
Matt Hucke
>
>Hmmm...let us take an analytical viewpoint on this new
>breed of Rec.Humor Posts....
>
>> She's just Politically Correct, and therefore brainwashed to hate anyone
>>who's not part of at least two Repressed Minorities(tm).
>
>Ah, ha! Our first scientific observation on this new breed of Rec.Humor
>Posts, is an increasingly high level of kinetic energy. We also see some
>*oops!* do we see a conclusion WITHOUT supportive data????
>
Sorry... I shouldn't have said "two"... You only have to be part of one
officially approved Repressed Minority to escape her wrath.
>
>Hmmm.... I know. We must be mistaken--perhaps the part of Melissa's
>article that said, "I hate anyone who's not part of at least two Repressed
>Minorities(tm)." was deleted from this post to save bandwidth.
>
Yes, just like "I am Punk Ass Lame and a Klansman" was deleted from all the
posts she responded to.
>>"Thinking" obviously has very little to do with this. "Well, that offends me,
>>so you shouldn't say it." Is this any different from the attitude of the
>>"Moral Majority"?
>
>Ah! So the new breed of Rec.Humor Posts does not involve thinking.
>
Well, yours and melissa's don't. This thread is a perfect example, as well as
the "ketchup" and "four bucks" drivel.
>[Need I say more?]
>
Please don't, you've become tiresome already.
>It appears, from the evidence given, that this is true, because whoever
>wrote, "Is this any different from...the 'Moral Majority'?" wasn't thinking.
>This person was not addressing the question at hand. For it has been proven
>that although some people are offended by many different things, many people
>are offended by certain, specific things. 'Moral majority' may very well
>be a term intended to include the 'many people' in this statement. But what
>does a comparison between that and the former statement have to do with the
>issue.
>
Let me put it in words you can understand, little man.
You, melissa, and the other Politically Correct Police constantly whine about
something that offended your precious sensibilities.
The Moral Majority constantly whine about something that offended their
precious sensibilities.
>If I can get unscientific for a moment, I _LIKE_ that term.
>
You mean you were being scientific before?
>>And "lame" is now "Differently Abled." I am shocked and disgusted that a
>>person so Politically Corect as yourself would use this as an insult.
>
>I sense this is the humor in this post. According to my calculations, the
>appropriate course of action would be to laugh....
>
I didn't know PC Police could laugh, they're always too busy attacking anyone
who doesn't show the proper respect for Repressed Minorities.
>>Are you saying catsup posts aren't a waste of time?
>>
>>> like I'm wasting my time now, YOU stupid fuck.
>>
>>No argument there... I haven't seen any posts of yours that weren't a waste
>>of time.
>
>This is curious. In this particular new breed Rec.Humor Post, one readily
>agrees: "no argument there", when called a stupid fuck.
>
You're getting stupider every minute. Check the attributions before you
delete them, dolt. She wasn't causing _me_ a stupid fuck-- that was
before I got into this thread. And it should be obvious to anyone
that I was agreeing with the words "waste of time", which I quoted.
>/\ Samuel Stoddard s...@kepler.unh.edu <>
Still sending internet chain letters? That reflects very well on your level
of intelligence and maturity...
Matt Hucke
>politically correct and NOT being racist!
>
>As for the "where none exists" quote, go read the original post again and
>find some humor. I sincerely doubt you'll find it.
I'm not racist-- I have friends of several races. I have voted for black men.
I hate David Duke as much as anybody.
For the fuckin' last time, you thin-skinned people _are_ politically correct
by any definition of the term in use, always whining about the slightest hint
of racism. I'm not posting becuase I liked the original jokes, but because I'm
afraid of people like you getting in power and banning everything.
Go and buy yourself a copy of Farenheit 451. It does mention "racist"
material, saying that [according to some] Little Black Sambo must be burned
because it's offensive to blacks, and Uncle Tom's Cabin is offensive to
whites, and then continues into a list of other books that in some minor
way offend someone. Eventually _all_ books are banned. Is this what you want?
kevin
>>BTW - As far as I know, rec.humor is a forum for posting jokes. That's it.
>>Not just inoffensive jokes. Not just PC jokes. Not just clean jokes.
>>Any jokes.
>Note the keyword: joke. This debate is on whether or not the black jokes
>were actually jokes or not.
If there's someone who can laugh about it then it probably qualifies as a joke.
Kevin
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Jim Brown
if you don't read the racial jokes what the hell are you bitching about?
I find it hard to believe that you have the powers of perception to know
these jokes (or whatever they are) without reading them
Matt Hucke
>In article <LITCH_C.91...@saguaro.cs.odu.edu>, lit...@cs.odu.edu (Chris Litchfield) writes:
>|>
>|> OBJ:
>|> How many Blacks does it take to Tar a roof?
>|> 5. If you slice em thin enough!
>|>
>|> Now that is funny.. told to me by a "AFRICAN-AMERICAN" friend
>|> of mine.. who likes to be called respectively not racist... meaning
>|> he likes to be a BLACK!! and is proud of it.. as we all should be
>|> proud of our heritage and not feel guilty as to what our ancestors did
>|> and not what we did not do.. Later..
>
> "Communist"? ooooooh, don't get too mean you rascist fuck head!
If this person is a "rascist [sic]" for repeating a joke told to him by a
black man, does this make his black friend also "rascist" for saying it
originally? (Can blacks be "rascist"?)
The original teller of this joke obviously didn't hate blacks, considering
that he is one. [I tell Irish jokes myself.] But if a white man repeats the
same joke, that suddenly makes him "rascist"?
Melissa K. Wandling
>In article <1991Nov21.0...@nic.unh.edu> s...@kepler.unh.edu (Samuel Stoddard) writes:
>>Hmmm.... I know. We must be mistaken--perhaps the part of Melissa's
>>article that said, "I hate anyone who's not part of at least two Repressed
>>Minorities(tm)." was deleted from this post to save bandwidth.
be a little more careful next time ok
melissa
Melissa K. Wandling
First of all who said I didn't read the jokes. I don't read blond jokes
and jewish jokes. I'm not blond and I'm not jewish either. I read almost
every thing else. So whatever????
melissa
The Shadow
For a second there, I actually thought Melissa was going to complete
a post without using any profanity. I should've known better.
Now that's the kind of girl I want to bring home to meet my parents
--rude, crude, and clueless.
Normally, I'd put the OBJ here, but I think repeating her post
qualifies.
Uhhhh... I guess I didn't get the point either.
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JOSEPH T CHEW
>Shouldn't that be pigmentally disabled?
No, no, no. Get with the program! He's a person of pallor!
>How about if we just make fun of PC people?
Something scratching in the catbox that used to be my mind says that
"PC" was once a genteel, mildly racist euphemism for "People of Color."
As the wise man said, it was all so different before everything changed...
Joe
"The pallid pimp of the dead-line/The enervate of the pen" --Rob't Service
Technical Manuscript Specialist
>Hey let's cut the bullshit here.
>
>It's one thing to be funny, it's another thing to be out-fuckin-right
>racist, and I've read on this newsgroup enough to see that some of these
>redneck fucks actually mean what they say, but post it to rec.humor so it
>gets excused as a 'joke'!
>
>And I also don't like how some people on here have the nerve to flame
>because they don't like that somebody else don't like racial jokes. I have
>seen seven different posts today flaming Melissa Wandling because she didn't
>find the racial jokes funny. Yeah you have a right to post but so does she
>and I think that's just way lame.
>
>Fuck grains of salt, and fuck all this "Well if ya don't like it, get out"
>bullshit. This ain't 1960, people don't find racial jokes funny like they
>might have used to. Some people ain't gonna like it and are gonna say they
>don't like it and you're just gonna fuckin have to get used to it.
>
>Now.
>
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Move over Sam !!! Another one for Melissa !!!
This thread is vewwwwwy intewwwesting !!!
And it is Wabbit Season...... if you have some ketchup, are blonde, and have
four bucks. BUT LEAVE MAGIC ALONE !
Adios,
just j.
John Pipkins
[Whole lotta stuff about racist joke tells and name callin']
Gee, I guess that only leaves us with women (i.e. blondes, sorority girls, etc.)
and professionals (i.e. lawyers, doctors). In that case,
REGULAR PRICE, FOUR BUCKS, FOUR BUCKS, FOUR BUCKS....
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My motto: Something to offend everybody....
~WISP at CU~
Oh, for God's sake (sorry if I offended any Christians out there...). Have you
never heard of sarcasm, aka "the lowest form of wit" and therefore the most
satisfying?
Maybe you need a humour transplant, or cutting off at the shoe tops, or maybe
serious professional help. I'm not sure which...
ObJ: Dan Quayle.
Later,
The Wisp.
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Samuel Stoddard
>>>And "lame" is now "Differently Abled." I am shocked and disgusted that a
>>>person so Politically Corect as yourself would use this as an insult.
>>
>>I sense this is the humor in this post. According to my calculations, the
>>appropriate course of action would be to laugh....
>>
>I didn't know PC Police could laugh, they're always too busy attacking anyone
>who doesn't show the proper respect for Repressed Minorities.
THIS is where I really lose respect for you. You know very well I followed
that comment by very seriously stating that I actually did think that was
funny. I believe I also said I respected you for being human enough to even
include it, when the post was mostly a flame. Shoot that respect, dolt.
You've taken my quote completely out of context and you know it very well.
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>Still sending internet chain letters? That reflects very well on your level
>of intelligence and maturity...
Chain letters? Hardly.
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>
>You mean you were being scientific before?
Ok, butt. You aren't very perceptive, are you? If I must spell every
individual LETTER out, so be it....
I was trying to steer these vicious posts back on a lighter course.
You completely missed the point of the entire post. Yes, it was expressing
myself on this whole issue, but I was trying to add a touch of subtle
humor here and there so rec.humor could become the upper it was a week
ago instead of the downer it is today.
And I still resent being quoted out of context earlier....
Dennis O'Connor x4982
THE FOLLOWING IS _NOT_ a flame. Really.
cool...@leland.Stanford.EDU ( Magdaleno) writes:
] Thomas Omar Smith <ts...@andrew.cmu.edu> writes:
] >I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
] >Wandling is still in form.
]
] I think you missed the point Tom. "Your" type of humor is sick.
Do you have a license to practice Humor Medicine ? Who defines sick humor ?
] Why do you hide your racism behind humor.
If that's your idea of hiding, please don't work on any Stealth
or camoflague projects !
] It's a bit red around the neck, huh?
Hey, you aren't one of those poor-rural-people-hating bigots, are you ?
For shame ! What's that, ethnicism ?
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Dennis O'Connor, uunet!srg!titania!doconnor
non-representative. Send lawyers, guns and money ...
Dennis O'Connor x4982
] >Racial jokes::::
After this, things get disordered ...
At the end, m...@clark.edu writes :
] You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
] these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, let's see if that can be answered ...
] >If Tarzan and Jane were black, what would Cheeta be??
] >The smartest of the three.
This jokes implies that people who are black ( I assume that even
includes people only temporarily black, like chimney sweeps might be )
are very stupid. Many jokes, some that are funny even, have this
boy-are-they-stupid basis. So, that's what's supposed to be funny here.
] >Whay did the black dude hop in the freezer after he took a diarea?
] >He thought he was melting.
Okay, here we have poor English ( "took a diarea" ?? ), and an
implication of stupidity, so the answers the same as the previous.
] >Why weren't there any black dudes on the Flintstones??
] >Because they were still apes back then.
Actually, there weren't even apes contemporanious with the dinosoaurs,
so perhaps this joke is ridiculing the basic concept of the Flintstones :
that any humans ( much less white ones ) existed back then.
] >What's the difference between a black dude and a bucket of shit?
] >The bucket.
This is again suposed to be humerous because it's "such a clever"
put-down. Like the "What's the difference between a Macintosh network
and a NYC garbage barge ? The former has mice, the latter has rats."
] >What do you say to Mike Tyson when he is all tied up?
] >Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
This has been addressed on the net by others.
Sorry, Melissa, but these "jokes" do indeed qualify as
having the basic elements of humor in them. They are
unsophisticated, insulting, in poor taste et cetera,
but they are still apporpiate to this venue. Such as it is.
Besides, people have a right to be racists if they want to be
( the undesired alternative is mind control ), and if there are
going to be bigots (of any stripe), it's best we know who they are,
don't you think ? So let them have their say. Free Speech et cetera.
] I guess you voted for David DuKKKKKKKKKKKe.
How is that pronounced ? Doo-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh-kuh ? :v)
] melissa
Obj. Joke: But Duke says he's no longer a racist !
Dennis O'Connor x4982
]%%% m...@clark.edu (Melissa K Wandling) writes:
]> hu...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:
]>> pe...@tmt.tele.fi (Pekka Ahonen) writes:
]>>>This sucker mother fucker writes:
]>>>%Racial jokes::::
]>>Let's all send this SOB(tm) letter bombs!!!
]>Take a chill pill, hoser. With people like you attacking everyone, soon
]>nothing will be left on the net except that stupid ketchup thread.
]%%% Why should he chill. He is just expresing his views. Why should we now
]%%% begin censorship on the net? I thought this was rec.humor?
]Thanx for backing me up, Mel!!!!!!!
The reason EVERYONE in these follow-up posts deserves flames is not
because they are posting things that don't belong on the net, but
rather because these follow-ups are in the wrong newsgroup.
Take it to alt.flame or rec.humor.d, please.
Obj. Joke:
Q: What ethnic groups is it PC for the PC to hate ?
A: Rednecks, apparently. What a joke !
James Nelson
] >BTW - As far as I know, rec.humor is a forum for posting jokes. That's it.
] >Not just inoffensive jokes. Not just PC jokes. Not just clean jokes.
] >Any jokes.
]
] Note the keyword: joke. This debate is on whether or not the black jokes
Sorry for not posting a joke, but I get most of my new ones here and
haven't heard any good ones lately...bummer. Sorry again.
Jim Nelson
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JNE...@indymed.BITNET if all else fails
Keith Higa
>In article <1991Nov19.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K. Wandling) writes:
>>In article <1991Nov19.1...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu> hu...@ux1.cso.uiuc.edu (Matt Hucke) writes:
>>>Feeling a bit anal-retentive today?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>>
>> Just as much sense as your posting.
>>Melissa
>
>hey.. maybe melissa is right.. I mean, heck, SHE makes sense ALL the time.
>oooooo
> from her 'punk ass lame'
>
>NOT!
Hey, Ed, I guess those chill pills of yours must be laxatives then...
Aloha, Keith.
Edward Yagi
>>In article <1991Nov18.1...@clark.edu> m...@clark.edu (Melissa K. Wandling) writes:
>>>In article <kh7...@pro-haven.cts.com> co...@pro-haven.cts.com (James Tranker) writes:
>>>>Racial jokes::::
>>>>The smartest of the three
>>>>he he he
>>>>----
>>>>Internet: co...@pro-haven.cts.com James Tranker
>>>>UUCP: crash!pro-haven!cobra
>>> You punk ass LAME. What the hell is this? What is so fuckin funny about
>>> these jokes? NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>>Let the flames come...PUNK!!!!
>>
>>hey melissa..
>>
>>this is for you.. o <- chill pill.
>> aloha
>> edman
> Why don't you Chill? Punk ass lames!
>
>melissa
Yie..
hmm. perhaps a cold shower? ice cubes work fine too.
aloha?
edman
ps. Oh by the way. heres more. o o o o o
pss. oh yeah.. have a nice day. (really!)
Edward Yagi
>>I see Melissa "You can make fun of any ethnic or social group but mine"
>>Wandling is still in form.
> Gawd you're ignorant! I'm White you dumb ass. And I think that making
> fun of any social group or ethnic group is wrong. I don't even
> bother reading any of those punk ass lame blond or jewish jokes I just
> respond to the catchup thing. I don't waste my time with that shit...
o
ooo thought a whole pile of chill pills were in order.
ooooo
from your 'pink ass lame?' hmm.
Edward Yagi
>>
>>Let me get this straight (oops... is that PC?) You're the one with all the
>>'!' marks, you're the one who attacks anyone who dares to offend you, you're
>>the one who can't write more than two sentences without saying "PUNK!!!",
>>and you want this person to "Chill". That makes _so_ much sense.
>>
>>Feeling a bit anal-retentive today?
>>