November 4 Puns
Tim Bruening
Rosy: Line of oceans.
Rosy: Ocean of love flowers.
Sandy: Beach demon.
San D: Latino demon.
Tim Bruening
Abed: One sleeping place.
Abet: One gamble.
Able: One male bovine.
Abut: One arse.
Tim Bruening
Cloud bank: Where angels and birds keep their money.
Consort: Against sorting.
Consort: To sort criminals.
Converting: Against painting bells green.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4245188A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Jenni Saqua wrote:
> >
> > > "Chris Trask" <chris...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
> > > news:9XS1c.19722$yZ1....@newsread2.news.pas.earthlink.net...
> > > > "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:fcd1f4e4.04030...@posting.google.com...
> > > > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> > > > news:<4045b98c$0$12760$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> > > > > > My new bf is a landscape gardener..but all he wants me to do in
> bed is
> > > > > > grown and mown. :-(
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you get plowed first?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > Must be harrowing.
> > > >
> > > ...having the winnow of opportunity close.
> >
> > Opportunity: Tea that knocks on your door.
>
> A Great Opportunity: A big fish supper you have to wear formal Morning Dress
> for.
Birdie: A flying demon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42450512...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4243C5EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Pending: Ringing writing instrument.
> > > >
> > > > Pole Vault: Where Santa keeps his money. Its unlocked by a Flake Key.
> > > >
> > > > Snow Bank: Where the Pole Vault is.
> > >
> > > Pole Vault: A big safe full of guys called Stanislav.
> >
> > And Lech?
> >
> Vawenca went very slowly last year. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I was unaware that the founder of Solidarity had died!
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> > > news:LlG%d.93563$vK5....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> > > >
> > > > "Frank McCoy" <mcc...@millcomm.com> wrote
> > > > > In alt.callahans "Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >"nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Me:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> I know many people think this is vice versa.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> The reason that there is confusion is because using 12 A.M. and 12
> > > P.M. is
> > > > > >> fundamentally wrong precisely because of the confusion it causes.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> (Sir cum low cute shun!)
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> In particular, 12 P.M. can't be correct because 12 Noon *is* the
> > > meridiem,
> > > > > >> so how can it be past itself?
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >Old habits die hard. Logically, ante-meridian means "before noon", and
> > > > > >hence the hours from midnight to noon should count down backwards,
> > > > > >the post-meridian hours should count up, with noon being 0 hours and
> > > > > >midnight 12 hours, midnight being both 12 hours before noon and 12
> > > > > >hours afternoon. But this is all nonsense, the solution is to adopt the
> > > 24
> > > > > >hour clock and be done with it. Without trying to be rood, I'm also an
> > > > > >advocate of the United States adopting the MKSA metric standard and
> > > > > >doing away, once and for all, with the old English system, relegating
> > > that
> > > > > >to myth magic and legend where it belongs, and to hectare with all the
> > > > > >belly acres.
> > > > > >
> > > > > But even with the 24-hour-clock, we *still* get the anti-intuitive
> > > nonsense
> > > > > where 24:00 through 24:59 is *morning* of the next day.
> > > > >
> > > > > They STILL don't use 00:00 hours, which would make immeasurably more
> > > sense!
> > > > > So don't go sneering at us, just because we have the problem twice a day
> > > instead
> > > > > of only once like you do.
> > > > >
> > > > UTC, or "universal coordinated time" ( the reversal of t and c is due to
> > > the French),
> > > > *does* use 0 hours, as does military Zulu time. 0 hours is midnight and
> > > follows
> > > > 23h 59m 59.xx s. The first hour of the day is 0 hours and so many minutes
> > > and
> > > > seconds. And no, I'm not sneering. The system works. I even like people
> > > who
> > > > use sun dials, they're cool.
> > > >
> > > But if they're cool, it's cloudy and their sun dials ain't working.
> > >
> > > I like the one Blackadder has indoors by his bed. It strikes the hour with a
> > > bell! Some technology for mediæval times.
> >
> > How does a sundial work indoors?
>
> You can purchase the complete Blackadder series on DVD, for prices
> ranging as low as $80, list price is $107.
Afroamerican snake?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> > Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> news:<9qmvb053t0dnhsgeg...@4ax.com>...
> > > On Thu, 3 Jun 2004 19:54:12 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > >
> > > >>>>>>>>> Oh happy day when I was born,
> > > >>>>>>>>> Eight-teen years ago on a sunny morn.
> > > >>>>>>>>> My parents rejoiced and the doctor said,
> > > >>>>>>>>> Bloody Hell, I dropped him on his head.
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> Behind closed doors the rec.humor elders came to that
> > > >>>>>>>> conclusion a long time ago.
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> Glad to see you all finally got a room.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> Hang around long enough and you may get initiated!
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> My blood pressure go up in anticipation
> > > >>>>> of the arrivial of that momentous day.
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> We were actually hoping that would happen to your IQ but I
guess
> > > >>>> we'll take what we can get.
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Remember: Two heads, blood enough for only one
> > > >>> to operate correctly.
> > > >>>
> > > >>
> > > >> Unless you're a dickhead to begin with.
> > > >
> > > >We wondered how you did it.
> > >
> > > Me, I just get extra blood transfused in weekly.
> >
> > Transfuse: Bomb with two genders.
>
> Fusilier: Soldier who makes pasta twists.
Fusing: Not many songs.
Tossing: Throwing song.
Tracing: Song of an investigator.
Washing: Wet song.
TSB
> On Sunday, December4, 2011 3:24:09 PM UTC-8, nemo wrote:
> > "Tim Bruening" wrote in message
>
> >news:4EB40351...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> > 60s Hippy song:
>
> > Rosey,
>
> > Oh Rosey,
>
> > If your drawers could talk what a wonderful tale they'd tell!
>
> > Or if she was in the cinema . . .
>
> > Row 'C',
>
> > Oh row 'C' . . . .
>
> Row C O Lee?
Row D O.
Z Row.