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How about some puke synonyms????????
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From: v058p...@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu (Joseph S. Polvino)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: How about some puke synonyms????????
Message-ID: <123.25e81acd@ubvms.cc.buffalo.edu>
Date: 25 Feb 90 22:50:05 GMT
Organization: Academic Computing Services, University at Buffalo
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Posted: Sun Feb 25 23:50:05 1990
I wrote last year, asking people to write any puke synonyms they've heard
of lately. Here's a few of them that I thought were pretty good. If you
have any, PLEASE POST THEM!!! As people who enjoy a good laugh, a good
puke synonym at the right occasion can turn a dull vomit into a spectacular
reverse peristalsis!!!
- ThunderCat
P.S. Anyone interested in a rather large collection of jokes, e-mail me
and I'll see what I can do about hooking you up. I have over 900 VMS
blocks!
puke
un-eat
barf
negative chug
reverse peristalsis
blow chunks
drive the porcelain bus
going to europe with ralph and earl in a buick
shout at your shoes
liquid scream
technicolor yawn
calling to the seals (arrrr aaarrrrrrr)
protein spill
organic output (could easily be equated to another bodily function)
barf negative chug
lose your lunch disgorge
wretch laugh at the carpet
blow chunks shout at your shoes
ralph blow lunch
technicolor yawn blow doughnuts
woof blow groceries
reverse drink blow chow
reverse drink power boot
liquidate your assets regurgitate
yuke toss your tacos
earl toss your cookies
drive the porcelain bus blow foam
boot camp up-chuck
heave spew
puke chunder
buick talk to Ralph on the
pray to the porcelain gods Big White Telephone
Uneat
parbreake
blow chow
reverse gears
ride the regurgitron
clean house
lose weight
leave lunch
decorate pavement
lose flourescent Christmas cheer
dribble phlem
drain the main
inverse gut
jump shot (when you jump up and try to run to the head.. but you only
wind up adding velocity to your extract)
power barf (when you can't believe how much and how fast it pours out)
slam barf (when it comes out so hard it splashes the water EVERYWHERE)
and of course, the "I gotta chew my fries more" barf....
BRACK
Vector-Spew...
"Laughing at the carpet."
Those people who will utilize any old receptacle that they can crawl to
can be accused of "Feeding the houseplants."
Yeech!!! Puke!!! Vomit!!! Gag!!! Retch!!!! Cough!!! Barf!!!
Drive the porcelain bus.
Pray to the porcelain goddess.
Yelling at the ground
Offering sacrifice to Ralph, the Porcelain God
Thunder-chunder Rainbow Parfait
Planting Beets
Calling Buicks
Shouting at your Shoes
Talk to Ralph on the Big White Telephone
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