Best Bumper stickers

Nikole Alexandra Krause

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Feb 21, 1995, 6:39:21 PM2/21/95

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How about:

FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT BACK.

kelly rands

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Mar 2, 1995, 11:52:32 AM3/2/95

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In article <mbourgo.13...@CAM.ORG> mbo...@CAM.ORG (Marc Bourgault) writes:
>From: mbo...@CAM.ORG (Marc Bourgault)
>Subject: Re: Best Bumper stickers
>Date: Fri, 24 Feb 1995 22:19:45 UNDEFINED

>In article <D4DJ1...@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> na...@darwin.clas.Virginia.EDU (Nikole Alexandra Krause) writes:
>>From: na...@darwin.clas.Virginia.EDU (Nikole Alexandra Krause)
>>Subject: Re: Best Bumper stickers
>>Date: Tue, 21 Feb 1995 23:39:21 GMT

>>How about:

>> FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT BACK.

>I got one, I got one, I got one

>HONK IF YOUR HORN IS BROKEN

Here's the one I have on my car.....

SMILE IF YOU'RE HORNY
:)

Christine Berliner

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Mar 6, 1995, 12:45:36 PM3/6/95

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How about:

Have You Hugged Your Toilet Lately?

or.... as per the modified Heart vs. Club, from a Mother Goose & Grimm comic:

I (spade) My Dog

Just found this group, thanks for the laughs!

Christine

Jim Nearing

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Mar 9, 1995, 9:40:55 PM3/9/95

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Christine Berliner (chri...@vms.cis.pitt.edu) wrote:
: How about:

: Have You Hugged Your Toilet Lately?

: or.... as per the modified Heart vs. Club, from a Mother Goose & Grimm comic:

: I (spade) My Dog

Back when those damned I (heart) my Cat bumper stickers were all the rage

I bought one and put it on my truck but I covered the (heart) with a
stick-on number 8 (the kind you put on your house to display your address)

So the bumper sticker said "I 8 my Cat"

It cheesed of the people that were into those I (heart) My ... bumper
stickers and people with a warped sense of humor really liked it.

John Lundgren

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Mar 11, 1995, 4:46:22 AM3/11/95

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How about:

"I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there."

But my favorite license plate, in the land where it seems that everyone
has a vanity license plate:

I C U 2 U Q T

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! The California DMV is now giving out license plates
that, along with the other letters, have HEARTS on them! And other symbols
too! I saw one with a hand on it. Honest to God!

CDH IV

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Mar 12, 1995, 5:13:36 PM3/12/95

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I saw these two on the same car in '92:

"Cthulu For President. Why settle for the lesser evil?"

and

"Don't worry, everything is under control. This message brought
to you by the Illuminati."

My old Dodge Dart says:

"My other car is a Mach 5"

(actually, it's a BMW, but who would believe *that*?)

Cordially,

C. Dodd Harris IV | "None are more hopelessly enslaved
cd...@aol.com | than those who falsely believe they
San Diego, CA | are free." - Goethe
Careful what you say, I might work for the government.

Greg Goebel

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Mar 13, 1995, 10:45:23 AM3/13/95

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John Lundgren (jlun...@news.kn.PacBell.COM) wrote:
: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! The California DMV is now giving out license plates

: that, along with the other letters, have HEARTS on them! And other symbols
: too! I saw one with a hand on it. Honest to God!

No problem. As long as it's not smiley faces or, God forgive me for even
bringing up the idea, pictures of Barney ... |-(
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Mar 14, 1995, 11:45:42 AM3/14/95

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Pass with care----driver chewing tobacco.

From Wine, Women, and Song
to
Beer, The Old lady & TV.

Loui Tucker

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Mar 15, 1995, 2:37:52 AM3/15/95

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My contribution to the thread:

A WOMAN WHO SEEKS TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACKS AMBITION

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

The religious right is neither

What if the president were a homeless black woman with AIDS?

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SpudRph

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Mar 15, 1995, 7:58:19 PM3/15/95

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The one on my car is:
FIGHT PRIME TIME-READ A BOOK
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Gary Douglas Akerman

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Mar 15, 1995, 8:59:09 PM3/15/95

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i once saw a bumper sticker that read:

"No Muff Too Tough!"

NateDcksn

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Mar 16, 1995, 8:45:50 AM3/16/95

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Saw one that said:

I (club) my wife.

Pretty tasteless, but I grinned.

Bob Roberds

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Mar 17, 1995, 12:03:28 AM3/17/95

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In <3k9fee$5...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> nate...@aol.com (NateDcksn)
writes:

>
>Saw one that said:
>
>I (club) my wife.
>
>Pretty tasteless, but I grinned.
>

Probably the worst I've seen:

I (screw) my cat.

Bleah!

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Tate R Tot

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Mar 17, 1995, 12:51:42 PM3/17/95

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There have been so many of these posted, I had to throw in my favorite:
Sorry about your daughter

Timothy L. Cannis

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Mar 17, 1995, 7:28:22 PM3/17/95

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jnea...@netcom.com (Jim Nearing) wrote:

Doesn't everyone hate the ones that say--"MY CHILD IS AN HONORS
STUDENT AT so-n'-so"

I love the ones that say "MY CHILD BEAT UP THE HONORS STUDENT
AT so-n'-so!"

But those /\ are great!
/ \
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Explorer no. 1

Paul R Demeo

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Mar 18, 1995, 12:14:48 AM3/18/95

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O
Or, i've seen this one:

I (club) My Dog

z...@gconn.com

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Mar 18, 1995, 4:50:55 AM3/18/95

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i saw this bumper sticker the other day

Practice safe government, use kingdoms

zen

Blaise Goodpaster

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Mar 19, 1995, 2:53:53 AM3/19/95

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My kid beat up your honor student.
My son was inmate of the month at the honor farm.

John Lundgren

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Mar 19, 1995, 8:20:29 PM3/19/95

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I saw a macho looking 4WD vehicle the other day with this bumper sticker
on it..

SKATEBOARDING ONLY
No pedestrians, bicycles,
motorcycles or cars allowed!

Heh-heh!

B.Monroe

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Mar 20, 1995, 1:57:50 PM3/20/95

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In article <3kgnuh$a...@floyd.santarosa.edu> bgoo...@nermal.santarosa.edu (Blaise Goodpaster) writes:
>My kid beat up your honor student.

My honor student will be the lawyer that puts your kid away.

and another (controversial one)

Abortion stops a beating parent

Steve Hall

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Mar 21, 1995, 5:23:00 AM3/21/95

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BR.In <3k9fee$5...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> nate...@aol.com (NateDcksn)
.writes:

>
>Saw one that said:
>
>I (club) my wife.
>
>Pretty tasteless, but I grinned.
>

BR.Probably the worst I've seen:

BR.I (screw) my cat.

BR.Bleah!

I once saw an advert for a company that sold stickers of a
screw. You were supposed to place the 'screw' over the 'heart' on
someone's bumper sticker...

Steve

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Mar 21, 1995, 2:04:29 PM3/21/95

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I saw "Lee Harvey Oswald, where are you when we need you??"

jho...@oboe.aix.calpoly.edu | Forget the turbos, blowers, and NOS!
jho...@galaxy.csc.calpoly.edu | Increase looks, torque, & hp by stickers!
ho...@minerva.robadome.com | Get your "Power by stickers" sticker 2day!

Rhonda Fairman

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Mar 21, 1995, 10:09:06 PM3/21/95

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Seen yesterday

"Ex-wife for sale.Take over payments."

Rhonda

Khalid F Shah

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Mar 22, 1995, 2:59:24 AM3/22/95

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[Misc demented humor about (club)ing and (spade)ing deleted]

:>Doesn't everyone hate the ones that say--"MY CHILD IS AN HONORS
:>STUDENT AT so-n'-so"

:>I love the ones that say "MY CHILD BEAT UP THE HONORS STUDENT
:>AT so-n'-so!"

How about "My child has perfect attendance at <xxx> State Penitentiary!"

or "Save the trees, Eat a beaver!"

--
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- Anonymous/Unknown

Wilson Mohr

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Mar 22, 1995, 3:02:31 PM3/22/95

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Gary Douglas Akerman <gak...@emory.edu> writes:

>i once saw a bumper sticker that read:

> "No Muff Too Tough!"

The second half reads:

"No thigh too high!"

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Mar 22, 1995, 9:05:43 PM3/22/95

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On 16 Mar 1995, NateDcksn wrote:

> Saw one that said:
>
> I (club) my wife.
>

T'was seen on a white Bronco.

Happiness,

Chip

p...@pat.seanet.com

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Mar 23, 1995, 11:19:51 AM3/23/95

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In article <d25_950...@telos.org>, <Rhonda....@telos.org> writes:
> "Ex-wife for sale.Take over payments."

Saw a pickup with "Ex-lovers make great speed bumps." (Sick.)
Next to it was "Happiness is being single."

Draped all over the shoulder of the guy driving was a "cute girl".
Can't she read?

Daniel Nichols

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Mar 23, 1995, 5:36:19 PM3/23/95

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My Wife is Inmate of the Month at the Los Angeles County Jail !

Brian Liedtke

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Mar 24, 1995, 2:06:42 PM3/24/95

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Saw this one yesterday.

"How much of your reality is imagination"

Justine Wetherington

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Mar 25, 1995, 3:45:35 PM3/25/95

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Save a donut
kill a cop

--
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Justine (The Dragon)

Allan S. Izen

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Apr 1, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/1/95

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Steve Hall (steve...@mercopus.com) wrote:
: BR.In <3k9fee$5...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> nate...@aol.com (NateDcksn)
: .writes:

: >

: BR.Probably the worst I've seen:

: BR.I (screw) my cat.

: BR.Bleah!

How about, "I (spade) my dog"?

Rhonda Rubin

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Apr 3, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/3/95

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In article <D6BzG...@news.hawaii.edu>, ai...@hawaii.edu (Allan S. Izen)
wrote:

> Steve Hall (steve...@mercopus.com) wrote:
> : BR.In <3k9fee$5...@newsbf02.news.aol.com> nate...@aol.com (NateDcksn)
> : .writes:
>
> : >
>
> : BR.Probably the worst I've seen:

>
> : BR.I (screw) my cat.
>
> : BR.Bleah!
>

> How about, "I (spade) my dog"?

Not as bad as:
I (club) My Baby Seal
--
"The dew fell with a particularly sickening thud this morning."

Sidman1

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Apr 5, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/5/95

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one I thought of to keep people away from you .....

"Disgruntled Postal Worker On Board"

T. Mark James

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Apr 5, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/5/95

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Seen during the time of the highway shootings in L.A.

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."

"Cover me I'm changing lanes."

Mark D. Smiley

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Apr 5, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/5/95

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T. Mark James (mja...@wimsey.com) wrote:
: Seen during the time of the highway shootings in L.A.

: "Keep honking, I'm reloading."

: "Cover me I'm changing lanes."

Lawler Keith

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Apr 6, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/6/95

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My personal favorite was

"Tailgate me and I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

--
Keith Lawler
E-mail: ukla...@uxa.ecn.bgu.edu

Priyabroto Chatterjee

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Apr 6, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/6/95

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My favorite (my friend in India had it on his car):

'Drive carefully; most people are caused by accidents'

Priyo.

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Tigger

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Apr 7, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/7/95

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EARTH FIRST - we'll mine the other plants next.

I love animals - they taste great.

kc

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Apr 14, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/14/95

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Don't steal, the government hates competition!

Tony Konstantinidis

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Apr 20, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/20/95

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Don't Drink and Drive...
you might hit a bump & spill your drink

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Wakko Singer

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Apr 21, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/21/95

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Priyabroto Chatterjee (bu...@ssc.sas.upenn.edu) wrote:
: My favorite (my friend in India had it on his car):

: 'Drive carefully; most people are caused by accidents'

My favorite:

"If sex is a pain in the ass then you're doing it wrong"

And

"Yesterday is a memory, tommorrow is a dream, Today is a BITCH!"

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John Mollan - Harm

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Apr 24, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/24/95

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Here are my submissions

"As a matter of fact, I DO own the road!"

"As a matter of fact, I DO know Jack Schitt!"

On a ham radio operator's car...

"Hams do it with Frequency"

Andrew P. Vogel

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Apr 26, 1995, 3:00:00 AM4/26/95

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John Mollan - Harm (jmo...@egreen.iclnet.org) wrote:
: Here are my submissions

My bumper sticker:

Size DOES Count!

Search Systems

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May 10, 1995, 3:00:00 AM5/10/95

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In article <mohr.795902551@taupe>, Wilson Mohr <mo...@rtsg.mot.com> wrote:
>Gary Douglas Akerman <gak...@emory.edu> writes:
>
>>i once saw a bumper sticker that read:

>>[stuff deleted]

My favorite sticker on a Mercedes was:

"My daughter and a small fraction of my money go to CU"

Bahahahaha

highl...@jade.mv.net

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May 13, 1995, 3:00:00 AM5/13/95

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Caryn Cardello

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May 16, 1995, 3:00:00 AM5/16/95

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seen on the back of a suburban (Mormonmobile) in Mesa Arizona, a highly
Mormon community:

No. We're not.