Wanted : Taglines
Naseer Siddique
A> Thanks a lot!!
Here's one:
A girl who is vision in moonlight, may be sight in sunlight!
A penny for your thoughts. HEY! I deserve change!
Adam was created first to give him a chance to say something.
Always use tasteful words; you may have to eat them.
Any smarter and he could be a slug.
As the cream rises - so shall the scum!
Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground!
Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent life down here!
Beauty fades. Ugly is forever.
Beauty is only skin deep but ugly is to the bone!
Birds of feather flock together but results in mucho guano.
Bitch-meter: [ /] Hmmph! It figures.
Bleeding will always stop, eventually.
Bovine Feces!
Did you fall out of the tree and hit every branch on the way down?
Do you have a license for that face?
Don't be a pain in the neck. Someone may get a lower opinion of you.
Don't be so open minded that your brains leak out.
Don't take life seriously. It is not permanent anyway.
Doo Doo Happens!
Eat a bloated sac of protoplasm!
Eat Crap! 10 Trillion flies can't be wrong!
Eternal Damnation, Come and stay a long while.
Every time you go outside I hope it rains.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film!
Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower.
Excuse me, is this a private fight or can anyone join in?
Foxtrot Union Charley Kilo Yankee Ocean Union!
Go ahead. Make my day.
Go Ye Forth and Perform an Un-Natural Act on Thyself!
He is a real lifesaver. You can tell by the whole in his head.
He lost his mind when a butterfly kicked him in the head.
He thought he had a pubic hair until he pissed with it.
He who works for asshole gets treated like shit.
How was your lobotomy?
Humor-meter: [\ ] Hmmph! Thought so.
I can't beleive that out of 500,000,000 sperm, you were the fastest!
I don't know what I'd do without you, but I enjoy thinking about it!
I heard you had a thought once - but it died of loneliness.
I heard you were at the dog show? Who won SECOND prize?
I hope I did not do anything unbecoming a Starfleet officer.
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.
I never forget a face, but with yours, I'll make an exception.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
I shall ponder your words while seated on my throne. Flush!
I wonder what you'd charge to haunt a house?
I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth.
I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire!
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd slap you, but shit splatters!
I've upped my standards. Now up yours!
If bullshit were music, you'd be a brass band.
If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper!
If I want any Shit out of You I'll Squeeze Your Head.
If I wanted to here from an asshole, I would have farted!
If I were the last man on earth, you wouldn't even be allowed in line.
If there's ever a price on your head -- take it!
If you are in it up to your ears, don't open your mouth!
If you can read this, you are in Phaser Range!
If you ever need a friend, buy a dog.
If you fell into a barrel of tits you'd come up sucking your thumb.
If you had a wooden leg, you'd be shit on a stick.
If you had one more neuron, you could have a synapse!
If you're gonna be a turd - go sit in the yard.
If your chair didn't swivel you wouldn't move your lazy butt all day.
Ignorance is bliss. I can tell you are real happy too!
Intestines only hold so much before one end has to open!
Is that your face or did you block a kick?
Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?
It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
It's people like you, who make people like me above average.
Kiss my bass just for the halibut.
Live Long and Suffer.
Look! It's the world's only living brain donor!
Looking at you, it is easy to see how a Proctologist feels.
Make like U-238 and split!
May you die afraid, alone and in pain.
May you ferment in the frothing feces of a constipated crocodile!
Next time you wave at me use all your fingers.
Oh, save your breath for you inflatable date!
One test of good manners is putting up pleasantly with bad ones.
PEBKAC: "Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair."
People with tact have less to retract.
Persons reading between the lines do so at their own risk.
Please hold. An a.t.j representative will annoy you shortly.
Put *that* in your tag line and smoke it!
She's not really fanning herself, she's refueling!
Smile, things could get worse. And they will.
Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
Start a movement. Eat a prune!
Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers!
Strike any user to continue.
Stupidity is not a handicap, go park it ELSEWHERE!!!
Swallow your pride; it is non-fattening!
Tell me everything you know. I have a few seconds to kill.
Tell me, is that your lower lip or are you wearing a turtle-neck sweater?
Thank you for encouraging my behavior.
That was a filthy crack. Speaking of filthy cracks, how's your mother?
That's no way to behave on your first day out!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
The excremental matter hit the air circulation system!
The Lab called. Your brain is ready!
There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in the head.
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
There's one behind every Zipper!
There's only two things wrong with you. Everything you do and say.
Think! It may be a new experience for you.
Three of her huddled in a corner would make an echo chamber.
Too bad ignorance isn't painful.
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Use your head! It's the little things that count.
We have standards around here and expect you not to exceed them.
Were you born stupid or have you been practicing?
What exactly is on your mind? (If you'll excuse the exaggeration.)
When I want crap from you I'll squeeze your head.
When you were born, the Dr. said, "Don't flush it! It has eyes!"
When you're in it up to your neck, keep your mouth closed.
Why don't you go down to the morgue and tell them you're ready.
Why don't you stand on your head and shit on yourself?
Will you please follow the example of your head and come to the point?
Women are bitches by nature, and they show their true colors once a month!
You are a rare treasure. Maybe someone will bury you.
You are only young once, but you can be immature forever.
You have a very striking face. Can I strike it too?
You have all the brainpower of a dead amoeba.
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
You must like to embrace domestic pets and barnyard animals!
You remind me of a summer's eve. You're a real douche bag!
You're so full of it even your hair is brown.
You're so repulsive, even a magnet wouldn't find you attractive!
You're so ugly, you could scare a bulldog off a meat truck.
You're such a jerk, even the ocean wouldn't wave when it saw you.
You've been smoking that stuff again, uh?
Your brain hasn't reached critical mass yet, has it?
Your brain is like a quark: scientists think it's just theoretical.
Your only brain cell must have died of loneliness.
Your parents were obviously breeding out of the species.