Buck teeth and straggly floppy hair from Knotty Ash: Weird Doddy parts!
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The new improved High Speed Nemo!
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
In 2008, it was bloody-well great!
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
It'll be same again in 2010!
And no! - in 2011,
I don't plan to go to heaven!
Needle Nose (Pliers), Eye-D, Eye-So-Bars, Eye-So-Topes, Eye-V, Fire
Arms, Hand Trucks, Na-Palm, Palm trees, Rose Hips, D-Feet.
Eye-See-BMs? They can also be Eskimo turds!
And you forgot steaming gins!
Neighpalm: Used for setting fire to horses!
When I was a GPO Telephoyne Engine Ear, long-nose pliers were Pliers,
Wiring, No. 2. Prior to that they were 81s. Loved the sound of their own
voices and tripewriters, those managers!
We also had Nippers, Diagonal, Cutting 5-inch - except they weren't
diagonal. They were in-line. Probably dreamed up by a management pratt who'd
never used a tool in his life and would get calluses on his hands wielding a
knife and fork!
We also had an Executive In Charge of the Engineering Instructions Office
who used to answer the phone "EIEIO"!!! We used to ring him up just to hear
him say it and break into a chorus or two of 'Knees Up Mother Brown'!
Eye-Deals, Eye-Dols, Neck of the Woods.
Bone-Knee, Crow-Knee, Horn-Knee, Loon-Knee, Mon-Knee, Phone-Knee, Poe-
Knee, Stone-Knee.
Palm Pilot, Eye-Pod.
Au-Toe, Chee-Toe, Fri-Toe, Ghet-Toe, Jo-Toe, Hu-Toe, Neat-Toe,
Potatoe, Tomatoe.
Martin Mose Larsen wrote:
> Eye see what you mean:
>
> Mistle-Toes, Finger-Terminals, Eye-owe-Yous, Chin-chillas,
> smokegetsinyour-eyes, pota-Toes, boot-Legs (But not shoe-Legs),
> Elbow-room, Fire-Arms, Hair-Pins (for toupes?), Nose-now-this-Ear,
> Legion-Ears, Cross-Hairs.
>
> Eye-of-the-tiger (Dang, where is that keyboard-error when you need it
> most :-) )
>
> Btw: do eyelashes hurt your eyes?
Type-Face, River-Mouth, Head-Waters, Eye-Sing, Neck of the Woods,
Bottle-Neck, Road Shoulder, Chest-Nut, Rib-Bons, Bow-Narrow,
Chicken-Breasts, Hip-Ps.
A-Torn-Knee, B-Knee, Ben-Knee, Brain-Knee, Buck-Knee, Cran-Knee, Cock-Knee,
Crow-Knee, Dan-Knee, Horn-Knee, Iron-Knee, Loo-Knee, Mon-Knee, Pan-Knee,
Peon-Knee, Pen-Knee, Phon-Knee, Pon-Knee, Rain-Knee, Ron-Knee, Run-Knee,
Stone-Knee, Sun-Knee, Thorn-Knee, Vein-Knee.
Chin-Knees, Japan-Knees, Taiwan-Knees.
Foot-Hill.
Al-Toe, Au-Toe, Chee-Toe, Frit-Toe, Ghet-Toe, Grot-Toe, Hu-Toe, Jho-Toe,
Neat-Toe, No-Toe, Pho-Toe, Toe-Knee, Ton-Toe, V-Toe.
nemo wrote:
> "TB" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:1f51a7ad-65a3-47b2...@u36g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> > Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> > Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> > Rishes, Tu-Lips,Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> > Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
>
> Eye-See-BMs? They can also be Eskimo turds!
>
> And you forgot steaming gins!
Where on the body are steaming gins?
Eye-Deals: Happennyings in a casino up a mountain.
Pat Ella on the head for me.
Aren;t those last two spelling mistakes by that US Polly Titian of Greek
descent or indescent?
Hair-ons, Rib Bees in baseball, Foot Hills, Foot Notes.
Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears, Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes
of Hurricanes, Bottle-Necks, Neck of the Woods, Hand-Guns, Hand
Grenades.
Butter-Fingers, Peanut Butter Fingers, Trom-Bones, Toe-Knees, Toe-
Missiles. Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-Rishes, Tu-Lips, Toe-Trucks, Hair-
Ons.
Angel Hair Pasta, Head Games, Chest-Nuts, Hip-Ps, Knee-Mo, River-
Mouth, Teeth of Disaster, Hair-Rings, Spear Heads, Head Waters, Dunder
Heads, Bone Heads, Foot Hills, Potat-Toes, Tomat-Toes.
Eye-O-Dine.
Rib-Bee.
Lance Arm-Strong.
Ann-Knee, Arn-Knee, Ben-Knee, Can-Knee, Cran-Knee, Den-Knee, Destin-
Knee, Don-Knee, Ern-Knee, Fan-Knee, Gran-Knee, Hen-Knee, Iron-Knee,
Men-Knee, Nan-Knee, Pen-Knee, Rain-Knee, Run-Knee, Sun-Knee, Vin-Knee,
Win-Knee.
Au-Toe, Ben-Toe, Can-Toe, Chee-Toe, Fri-Toe, Ghet-Toe, Men-Toes, Plu-
Toe, V-Toe, Barry Z-Toe of the SF Giants.
Car-Rib-Bean.
Hor-Rib-Bull, Ter-Rib-Bull.
Follicles - or on Dubbaya's bonce, foolicles!
Two frozen semites: JewJewnumb?
Online food pipe: E-sophagus.
Valve that lets the food through while telling the time: Pie Lorus.
How come people only have one pleural cavity??
And does a draghtsman have a diagram separating his lungs from his entrails?
nemo wrote:
Dori-Toes.
Confectionery for funeral directors: Hearse-she Bars.
Martin Mose Larsen wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:53:47 -0700 (PDT), TB
> <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> Eye see what you mean:
>
> Mistle-Toes, Finger-Terminals, Eye-owe-Yous, Chin-chillas,
> smokegetsinyour-eyes, pota-Toes, boot-Legs (But not shoe-Legs),
> Elbow-room, Fire-Arms, Hair-Pins (for toupes?), Nose-now-this-Ear,
> Legion-Ears, Cross-Hairs.
>
> Eye-of-the-tiger (Dang, where is that keyboard-error when you need it
> most :-) )
>
> Btw: do eyelashes hurt your eyes?
Type-Face, River-Mouth, Head-Waters, Eye-Sing, Neck of the Woods,
Bottle-Neck, Road Shoulder, Chest-Nut, Rib-Bons, Bow-Narrow,
Chicken-Breasts, Hip-Ps.
A-Torn-Knee, B-Knee, Ben-Knee, Brain-Knee, Buck-Knee, Cran-Knee,
Cock-Knee,
Crow-Knee, Dan-Knee, Horn-Knee, Iron-Knee, Loo-Knee, Mon-Knee, Pan-Knee,
Peon-Knee, Pen-Knee, Phon-Knee, Pon-Knee, Rain-Knee, Ron-Knee, Run-Knee,
Stone-Knee, Sun-Knee, Thorn-Knee, Vein-Knee.
Chin-Knees, Japan-Knees, Taiwan-Knees.
Foot-Hill.
Al-Toe, Au-Toe, Chee-Toe, Frit-Toe, Ghet-Toe, Grot-Toe, Hu-Toe, Jho-Toe,
Nay-Toe, Neat-Toe, No-Toe, Pho-Toe, Toe-Knee, Ton-Toe, V-Toe.
Dust Jacket.
nemo wrote:
My girlfriend's name is Mary.
Hair-ons, Rib Bees in baseball, Foot Hills, Foot Notes.
nemo wrote:
Burri-Toes, Dori-Toes.
nemo wrote:
Burri-Toes, Dori-Toes.
Hair-ons, Rib Bees in baseball, Foot Hills, Foot Notes.
nemo wrote:
My girlfriend's name is Mary.
Martin Mose Larsen wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:53:47 -0700 (PDT), TB
> <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> >Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> >Rishes, Tu-Lips,Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> >Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
>
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> Rishes, Tu-Lips, Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
Head Waters.
Potato Eyes.
Neck of the Woods.
Road Shoulder.
Tim Bruening wrote:
Hands: Before and After Hand, Second Hand, Minute Hand, Hour Hand.
Arm-y, Arm-ature, Arm-or, Arm-astice.
Tim Bruening wrote:
Hands: Before and After Hand, Second Hand, Minute Hand, Hour Hand.
Arm-y, Arm-ature, Arm-or, Arm-astice.
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> Rishes, Tu-Lips, Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
Head Waters.
Martin Mose Larsen wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:53:47 -0700 (PDT), TB
> <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
nemo wrote:
> "TB" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:28517ac3-f623-4cfb...@p10g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
> > On Sep 20, 3:55 am, "nemo" <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> "TB" <tsbru...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>
> >> news:46bd6324-286d-4444...@q40g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> > On Sep 18, 9:37 pm, "nemo" <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> >> "TB" <tsbru...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>
> >> >>news:1f51a7ad-65a3-47b2...@u36g2000prn.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> >> > Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> >> >> > Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds,
> >> >> > Eye-
> >> >> > Rishes, Tu-Lips,Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> >> >> > Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
> >>
Martin Mose Larsen wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Sep 2009 05:53:47 -0700 (PDT), TB
> <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> >Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> >Rishes, Tu-Lips,Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> >Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
>
> Eye see what you mean:
>
> Mistle-Toes, Finger-Terminals, Eye-owe-Yous, Chin-chillas,
> smokegetsinyour-eyes, pota-Toes, boot-Legs (But not shoe-Legs),
> Elbow-room, Fire-Arms, Hair-Pins (for toupes?), Nose-now-this-Ear,
> Legion-Ears, Cross-Hairs.
>
> Eye-of-the-tiger (Dang, where is that keyboard-error when you need it
> most :-) )
>
> Btw: do eyelashes hurt your eyes?
Type-Face, River-Mouth, Head-Waters, Eye-Sing, Neck of the Woods,
Bottle-Neck, Road Shoulder, Chest-Nut, Rib-Bons, Bow-Narrow,
Chicken-Breasts, Hip-Ps.
A-Torn-Knee, B-Knee, Ben-Knee, Brain-Knee, Buck-Knee, Cran-Knee,
Cock-Knee,
Crow-Knee, Dan-Knee, Horn-Knee, Iron-Knee, Loo-Knee, Mon-Knee, Pan-Knee,
Peon-Knee, Pen-Knee, Phon-Knee, Pon-Knee, Rain-Knee, Ron-Knee, Run-Knee,
Stone-Knee, Sun-Knee, Thorn-Knee, Vein-Knee.
Chin-Knees, Japan-Knees, Taiwan-Knees.
Foot-Hill.
Al-Toe, Au-Toe, Chee-Toe, Frit-Toe, Ghet-Toe, Grot-Toe, Hu-Toe, Jho-Toe,
Nay-Toe, Neat-Toe, No-Toe, Pho-Toe, Toe-Knee, Ton-Toe, V-Toe.
Dust Jacket.
War Chest.
Car-Rib-Bean, Hor-Rib-Bull, Ter-Rib-Bull.
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> Rishes, Tu-Lips, Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
Angel Hair Pasta.
Head of Steam, Head Waters.
Potato Eyes.
Neck of the Woods.
Road Shoulder.
Foot Note.
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Dung-Heads, Heads of Lettuce, Engin-Ears, Mountain-Ears, Pion-Ears,
> Ears of Corn, Eye-See-BMs, Eyes of Hurricanes, Eye-Cycles, Eye-Ds, Eye-
> Rishes, Tu-Lips, Bottle-Necks, Hand-Guns, Butter-Fingers, Trom-Bones,
> Toe-Knees, Toe-Missiles, Toe-Trucks.
Angel Hair Pasta.
Arbore-Tum, Momen-Tum, Part-Tum, Quan-Tum, Sept-Tum.
Plumb-bum, Fail-Angies, Verdi Bræ - the musical green donkey, Sue Tures -
she holds your bonce together,
Oesophagus!!
Well tell eem to be less phagus then!