Remembrance Day Puns
Tim Bruening
Advert: Add the color green.
Revert: To turn green again.
Frenzy: Frantic zombie.
Tim Bruening
Busting: Mass transit bell.
Beaming: Honey producing vase.
Claming: Shelled marine Chinese vase.
Cramming: Vase filled with junk.
Cramming: Vase studying for a test.
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> "KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
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> > I think I may have caught bird flu....I'm feeling rather peckish.
>
> Osprey some decongestant and magpie you'll feel better.
One flu over the coo-coo nest.
Decongestant: Demon that clears up stuffy noses.
Defeating: Bell that lost.
Creaming: Dairy vase.
Flaming: Burning vase.
Hamming: Pig vase.
Tim Bruening
Ratting: Rodent bell.
Rating: Bell that provides ranks.
Setting: Bell that puts plates on the table.
Advising: Song that gives advice.
Tim Bruening
Revising: To change the song.
Eldish, Oldish: Old plate.
Prudish: Plate that fears sex.
Ashcroft: Top of an ash tree.
Tim Bruening
Mystery: A spinning woman.
Mytosis: A splitting woman.
Metamorphisis: A shape shifting woman.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Buffalo Chilkat <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
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> >
> > College of Marine Biology - schools of fish!
>
> Ditto for Cetaceans: University of Wales.
Bewail: Very large bee that swims in the sea, along with Puff, the
Maaagic Draaagon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Cape Verde: Nation of green cloaks.
> >
> > Denmark: Nation of bedrooms full of German currency.
> >
> > Egypt: Nation of Internet scams.
> >
> > Greece: A fat nation.
> >
> > Turkey: Country of food birds.
>
> Saint Lucia: Island where everythiong falls to bits.
Lesbo: Island of female homosexual neck decorations.
nemo
Glad you remembered Remembrance Day. Thank heavens we won. Imagine what the
world would be like if we'd have lost.
OK.
Advertising: Poster encouraging you to purchase very finely-ground sugar to
mix with water and Gum Tragacanth and put on top of cakes.
(Makes Victoria icing crunchy.)
nemo
Crumming: A baker having an orgasm!
nemo
Hambrosia: Pork-flavoured creamed rice. YUK!
nemo
Dun that one shoin!
nemo
Dame Peggy Ashcroft: A pantomime character who has hammered round pieces of
wood into it to make it easier to climb.
http://www.britannica.com/eb/article-9009815
nemo
A guy describing his extremely false and pretentious female sibling:
"Have you ever met a more faux sis?
nemo
From the same town as Bill Leek Onaly!
nemo
Lesbos: Where their manager lives.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Gunwale: Very large cetacean with a chemically powered projectile
weapon.
nemo
Lesbos: Where the person in charge lives.
nemo
Forecastle never understand this.
Douglas D. Anderson
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>>nemo wrote:
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>>>Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>>>news:4229697D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
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>>>>Cape Verde: Nation of green cloaks.
>>>>
>>>>Denmark: Nation of bedrooms full of German currency.
>>>>
>>>>Egypt: Nation of Internet scams.
>>>>
>>>>Greece: A fat nation.
>>>>
>>>>Turkey: Country of food birds.
>>>
>>>Saint Lucia: Island where everythiong falls to bits.
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>>Lesbo: Island of female homosexual neck decorations.
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>
> Lesbos: Where the person in charge lives.
>
>
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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Villains with noses dripping purple gunge!
(Cornish dialect. Ooooo-arrrrrrr!)
Douglas D. Anderson
members of the laurel family and oliver relatives, if you can stan them.
marika
I can't stan them but I do understan them even though they are exceedingly
rapid talkers.
marika
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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>> nemo wrote:
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>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:4229697D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > >
>> > > Cape Verde: Nation of green cloaks.
>> > >
>> > > Denmark: Nation of bedrooms full of German currency.
>> > >
>> > > Egypt: Nation of Internet scams.
>> > >
>> > > Greece: A fat nation.
>> > >
>> > > Turkey: Country of food birds.
>> >
>> > Saint Lucia: Island where everythiong falls to bits.
>>
>> Lesbo: Island of female homosexual neck decorations.
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>
> Lesbos: Where the person in charge lives.
>
>
predicting right here
nemo
Bais-ge?
Ooo-aaar! 'Ee wouldn't give yer the aisings of his nose! = A very mean man.
Aisings = Eves-ings = drops of rain falling from the eves of a roof =
drippings in general.
Get it?
Got it!
Good!
nemo
"marika" <mce...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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In that case, we must act fast!
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ofsolonglifeForwhowouldbearthewhipsandscornsoftime . . . .
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
Do U knoe anyone from S Stonia or LatVia?
nemo
Lithuania. Is that any good? It bunged itself up again shortly afterwards
and the estate manager unbunged it with a bottle of that acid stuff.
Could have saved the estate around £80 if he'd done that in the first place,
but he wouldn't have got his back-hander then!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Gunwale: Very large cetacean with a chemically powered projectile
weapon.
Tim Bruening
Lesbos: Where the person in charge lives.
nemo
Lesboss: The person in charge of the island.
nemo
Baleboss: The manager of a Yiddisher cotton plantation.
Alright already! Like Jacky Mason said: you don't often see a sign reading
'Irving's Coal Mine' but it's still a good pun!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Hugh Brodie
Seychelles: what she sells by the seashore.
New Guinea: 1) resurrection of an old unit of British currency.
2) newborn furry rodent.
Haiti: beverage made from dried grass.
Tim Bruening
Hugh Brodie wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:4229697D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> > Cape Verde: Nation of green cloaks.
> >> >
> >> > Denmark: Nation of bedrooms full of German currency.
> >> >
> >> > Egypt: Nation of Internet scams.
> >> >
> >> > Greece: A fat nation.
> >> >
> >> > Turkey: Country of food birds.
> >>
> >> Saint Lucia: Island where everythiong falls to bits.
> >
> > Lesbo: Island of female homosexual neck decorations.
>
> Seychelles: what she sells by the seashore.
>
> New Guinea: 1) resurrection of an old unit of British currency.
> 2) newborn furry rodent.
>
> Haiti: beverage made from dried grass.
Sheet Music: What musicians sleep under.
Emergen C: Ocean or letter that responds to disasters.