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Tim Bruening

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> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > 12 days since the Pope's funeral.
>
> 2 days since the Catholic church's funeral.

Now 20 days since Pope John Paul II's death.

Douglas D. Anderson

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Apr 22, 2005, 7:24:45 PM4/22/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote >

Now 46460 days since Pope Pius IX's death.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 23, 2005, 3:30:47 AM4/23/05

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

Now 20 days since the start of Daylight Savings Time in the U.S.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 23, 2005, 3:32:06 AM4/23/05

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> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > 12 days since the Pope's funeral.
>
> 2 days since the Catholic church's funeral.

What do you mean? I saw no indication that the entire church was being
buried!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 23, 2005, 3:33:14 AM4/23/05

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

Now 20 days to the last episode of Star Trek Enterprise.

Tim Bruening

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

Now 20 days to Friday the 13th.

Douglas D. Anderson

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Apr 23, 2005, 8:07:14 AM4/23/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote

Were you there? The government faked it not being buried, just like they
faked the moon landing. There was a documentary on how the church was
really buried, and one of the bits of evidence that proved that its not being
buried was faked, was those outlandish costumes worn by the Swiss
Guards. Just think about it, no one would _really_ dress up like that unless
it was for some kid's show like Bozo or Howdy Doody Time.
The government mind control over you and everyone else relies heavily on
believe in some sort of all powerful deity which will send you to hell if you
don't work and pay taxes and go along with everything they tell you. How
would they do without the church? Now that it's gone, they'll just use the
excuse that all flights to Rome are cancelled due to a terrorist threat, until
they have time to erect a huge paper mache Vatican, with a computer
generated Pope on a huge plasma screen. Nobody will notice the difference.
After all, if the Iraqi's could fake Sadam Hussein walking around in public
after the Americans had already killed him in a bomb blast, just think what
could be done with a fake church, after all the years of experience from the
fake lunar landing.

nemo

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Apr 23, 2005, 4:57:03 PM4/23/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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They'd need to dig a *very* big hole!

nemo

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Apr 23, 2005, 4:57:03 PM4/23/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Good. It's crap. Nothing special about it anymore!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 25, 2005, 3:54:36 AM4/25/05

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nemo wrote:

What about the Mirror universe episode, involving an alternate universe
Enterprise?

MÐ <MŠ >

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Apr 25, 2005, 4:41:06 AM4/25/05

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Tim Bruening wrote:

> Now 20 days since Pope John Paul II's death.

Yabba dabba doo!

MÐ <MŠ >

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Apr 25, 2005, 4:38:54 AM4/25/05

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Tim Bruening wrote:

>> 2 days since the Catholic church's funeral.
>
> What do you mean? I saw no indication that the entire church was being
> buried!

JP2 brought the church closer to Christianity than it's ever been.. Joseph
Alois Ratzinger (Benedict XVI) is gonna take 'em right back to the Middle
Ages.

"Although not a vegetarian, the new Pope has spoken about the exploitation
of all beings, particularly of farmed animals. When he was asked about the
rights of animals in a 2002 interview, he said, "That is a very serious
question. At any rate, we can see that they are given into our care, that
we cannot just do whatever we want with them. Animals, too, are God's
creatures...Certainly, a sort of industrial use of creatures, so that geese
are fed in such a way as to produce as large a liver as possible, or hens
live so packed together that they become just caricatures of birds, this
degrading of living creatures to a commodity seems to me in fact to
contradict the relationship of mutuality that comes across in the Bible."
Cardinal Ratzinger was echoing official church teachings laid out in the
Catholic Catechism, which states clearly that 'Men owe them kindness. We
should recall the gentleness with which saints like St. Francis of Assisi
or St. Philip Neri treated animals.'

face it.. the guy's a sheepfucker

Tim Bruening

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Apr 25, 2005, 6:22:53 AM4/25/05

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

If Saddam is a fake, whom did the U.S. capture in a hole in late 2003?

Douglas D. Anderson

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Apr 25, 2005, 4:36:59 PM4/25/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote i

Did you actually see that, or are you confusing television with reality?
It could have been Walter Cronkite with a phony beard in those films.

nemo

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Apr 25, 2005, 10:14:27 PM4/25/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Incorrect use of whom again! I dunno. Dese yanks. No idea of grammer!

Who discovered the idiot in the hole?

By whom was the idiot in the hole discovered?

It works like that!

And I still say that dentist who not whom looked in Saddam's gob was looking
for Weapons of Mass Tication!

Nemo
Numbo One Punster!

nemo

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Apr 25, 2005, 10:17:24 PM4/25/05

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"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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You could tell Saddam was a fake because the shadows of his legs diverged
too much to have been illuminated by a sun 93,000,000 miles away!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 26, 2005, 2:05:28 AM4/26/05

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The paragraph you quoted indicates that the Pope advocates kindness to animals.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 26, 2005, 2:14:14 AM4/26/05

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"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:

Why would the U.S. be chasing him?

nemo

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Apr 27, 2005, 3:18:11 PM4/27/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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The whole of the land-mass of the U.S. couldn't have been chasing him. It
hasn't get legs!

Tim Bruening

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Aug 31, 2005, 2:11:55 AM8/31/05

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20 days since my Dad's 67th birthday.

nemo

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Aug 31, 2005, 6:05:00 AM8/31/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 20 days since my Dad's 67th birthday.

Happy birfday to him twenty days ago.
Happy birfday to him twenty days ago.
Happy birfday deer Tim's dad twenty days ago.
Happy birfday to him twenty days ago.

Tim Bruening

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20 days to Veteran's Day.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 20 days to Veteran's Day.

. . when they all get riven down to Brighton in a big rally!

Chauffeur: A driver with his pubes uncovered.

Tim Bruening

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20 days to Fall Of Berlin Wall Day.

nemo

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It didn't fall. People got fed up with it and knocked it down!

Tim Bruening

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20 days to my 42nd birthday on September 26.

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20 days since August 18.

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20 days since my brother Ben's birthday on August 19.

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