Funny picture not found!!
Jeannett...@gmail.com
a banana (phone), and lost it! Can anyone find this online for me?
Thanks!
Greg Evans
I respectfully suggest you browse to images.google.com, type in "banana
phone" as the keywords, and LEARN TO USE A SEARCH ENGINE. Google is your
friend; most of the people on this newsgroup won't be.
Jeannett...@gmail.com
turning up...I thought maybe 2 minds would be better than one. Sorry
for bothering you.
Larry Krzewinski
> I thought maybe 2 minds would be better than one.
You seem to be assuming a lot about Greg.
MosNot
<Jeannett...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:1170719938.4...@v33g2000cwv.googlegroups.com...
> Wow, that was harsh! I have been using a search engine and nothing is
> turning up...I thought maybe 2 minds would be better than one. Sorry
> for bothering you.
His remark that started out "I respectfully suggest you brose....".
That was not harsh.
Harsh would be:
Sure, try this: http://tinyurl.com/m4jh5
SW
wrote:
Google is not our friend. It lulls us all into a false sense of
security to think we know everything. But in fact we hardly know
anything at all. do not assume that Google is your friend. Strongly
suggest you consult www.wibblewibble.com to knock some sense in to
you.
Wibble Wibblers know NOTHING. The Universe is a vast, teeming with
billions of stars and even more planets. We know a bit about one
planet and a handful of others.
Join Wibble Wibble in the pursuit of knowledge!!
Greg Evans
> Google is not our friend. It lulls us all into a false sense of
> security to think we know everything.
Anybody who thinks they know everything is an idiot and deserves to be
lulled into a false sense of security; they're easier to kill off or
bamboozle that way.
Anybody who thinks it's somehow a bad thing to learn how to use tools
like libraries and online search engines effectively, in order to
broaden their knowledge, is also an idiot.
peachy ashie passion
How can google make us think we know everything? Every time I
google, surprising things turn up, and I learn how much I don't know!
MosNot
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:e01yh.28256$5U4.20115@trnddc07...
When a person stops learning, they really have no reason for living.
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> How can google make us think we know everything? Every time I
>google, surprising things turn up, and I learn how much I don't know!
Sounds like someone has been clicking on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" a lot
lately.
I once bought a lottery ticket and then clicked on the "I'm Feeling
Lucky" button but it didn't do any good.
SummersFrenzy
> Join Wibble Wibble in the pursuit of knowledge!!
Cute - funny name to call yourself, but cute
I think I'm gonna be ill
MosNot
"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:12siihm...@corp.supernews.com...
<Pavel Chekov>
Kaptain Kqirk, we got t-Wibbles !
<Pavel Chekov>
Ok, *now* you can really be sick.
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> Cute - funny name to call yourself, but cute
>> I think I'm gonna be ill
>
> <Pavel Chekov>
> Kaptain Kqirk, we got t-Wibbles !
> <Pavel Chekov>
>
> Ok, *now* you can really be sick.
But . . . but . . . tribbles are just so adorable
peachy ashie passion
> On Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:19:38 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>How can google make us think we know everything? Every time I
>>google, surprising things turn up, and I learn how much I don't know!
>
>
> Sounds like someone has been clicking on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" a lot
> lately.
Oh heck no! If you click that, you get one hit.
If you just search, you get a whole list of intruiging things to look at!
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>How can google make us think we know everything? Every time I
>>>google, surprising things turn up, and I learn how much I don't know!
>>
>> Sounds like someone has been clicking on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" a lot
>> lately.
>
> Oh heck no! If you click that, you get one hit.
>
> If you just search, you get a whole list of intruiging things to look at!
That's true. If I type "nude women" into Google's Image search I get
pages and pages of intriguing pictures to look at.
peachy ashie passion
oh, I'm sure. You should SEE some of the interesting pics that some
terms bring up on google
Greg Evans
> You should SEE some of the interesting pics that some
> terms bring up on google
YEAH!! ...Um, I mean, so I hear....
Greg
(psst - wanna trade keyword lists?)
peachy ashie passion
Oooh, email me!
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Which words in particular? We all want to know.
peachy ashie passion
Inquiring Minds wanna know
MosNot
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:RfGyh.37452$5U4.21529@trnddc07...
She's not going to tell us because it's TMI !
Larry Krzewinski
That's exactly why I asked the question!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> oh, I'm sure. You should SEE some of the interesting pics that some
>>>> terms bring up on google
>>>
>>> Which words in particular? We all want to know.
>>
>>
>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>
>She's not going to tell us because it's TMI !
No way! Peachy doesn't believe in TMI and neither do I.
peachy ashie passion
Nice chapstick application.
peachy ashie passion
I am TOO!
SummersFrenzy
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>> Which words in particular? We all want to know.
>
> Inquiring Minds wanna know
But Inquisitive Minds have already moved on
SummersFrenzy
> peachy ashie passion wrote:
>
> That's exactly why I asked the question!
Nosey Barker
Greg Evans
>>> Which words in particular? We all want to know.
>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>
> But Inquisitive Minds have already moved on
Hmm...I must not be as inquisitive as I thought.
Greg
who's still working through the D's
peachy ashie passion
Yes, D! Doctor!!
SummersFrenzy
<despondent sighs> ok, allow me to rephrase:
Inquisitive Minds have . . . asked the question, are waiting for the email
and . . . have already moved on
Bill Colmers
"peachy ashie passion"
> Yes, D! Doctor!!
<Lurch voice>
"You rang?"
</Lurch voice>
Dr. Bill
MosNot
>>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>>
>>
>> She's not going to tell us because it's TMI !
>
> I am TOO!
Sometimes you are too....
MosNot
Sheesh, you people still carrying on about that ?
peachy ashie passion
Ahh, the demonstration from non-inquisitive minds...
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> oh, I'm sure. You should SEE some of the interesting pics that some
>>>>>>terms bring up on google
>>>>>
>>>>>Which words in particular? We all want to know.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>>>
>>>She's not going to tell us because it's TMI !
>>
>> No way! Peachy doesn't believe in TMI and neither do I.
>
> Nice chapstick application.
Smooch!
Larry Krzewinski
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>>
>> That's exactly why I asked the question!
>
>Nosey Barker
Nosey Barker does NOT bring up any interesting pictures!
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>Nosey Barker
>
> Nosey Barker does NOT bring up any interesting pictures!
>
> http://tinyurl.com/yreoas
Well duh !! The topic would have told you that
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:4jjns217aqdt351hh...@4ax.com...
"No way, man. You don't click on our links but you expect us to click
on yours? No way!"
Larry Krzewinski
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>Nosey Barker
>>
>> Nosey Barker does NOT bring up any interesting pictures!
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/yreoas
>
>Well duh !! The topic would have told you that
When do topics ever matter in rec.humor?
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>>>>Nosey Barker
>>>
>>> Nosey Barker does NOT bring up any interesting pictures!
>>> http://tinyurl.com/yreoas
>>
>>Well duh !! The topic would have told you that
>
> When do topics ever matter in rec.humor?
Occassionally . . . I remember Greg said that's how you get to close a
thread - to bring the topic back up in a reasonable manner.
Listen, you have long since gone through that case of chapstick - now, if
you don't quit kissing peachy's butt, you're gonna give her a rash
Greg Evans
> . . . I remember Greg said that's how you get to
> close a thread - to bring the topic back up in a reasonable
> manner.
Yeah, but I spend a lot of time completely out of my head....
Greg Evans
>> ... still working through the D's
>
> Yes, D! Doctor!!
Yeah; and I gotta tell ya, WebMD.com is *so* not a turn-on!
Greg Evans
> Inquisitive Minds have . . . asked the question, are waiting
> for the email and . . . have already moved on
But, I can't move on until I get that email!
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:533amjF...@mid.individual.net...
....I let my mind wander and it never came back.....
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
Sheesh, somebody fax it to him.
Greg Evans
>> But, I can't move on until I get that email!
>
> Sheesh, somebody fax it to him.
That won't work; my monitor's out of ink.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:533j5oF...@mid.individual.net...
Try aligning your keyboard with magnetic north.
Larry Krzewinski
Somebody's jealous!
Larry Krzewinski
Like that's news to the rest of us.
SummersFrenzy
What's so unreasonable about that?
SummersFrenzy
>
> Somebody's jealous!
Jealousy implies wanting something somebody else has, and the desire to take
it for yourself . . . there's an implicit problem with saying there is
anything to want around here
Greg Evans
> . . . there's an implicit problem with saying there
> is anything to want around here
But...but I thought...you... <collapses, sobbing, in fetal position>
SummersFrenzy
You haven't sent it as yet . . .
Greg Evans
True understanding of Google-Fu is based on experience; it cannot be
transmitted by either words or silence.
peachy ashie passion
oooh, I love that effect!
peachy ashie passion
> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:9oNyh.12086$MH2.2402@trnddc03...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
>
>>>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>>>
>>>
>>>She's not going to tell us because it's TMI !
>>
>> I am TOO!
>
>
> Sometimes you are too....
>
>
Too kind to you, is what I am!
Greg Evans
<funny answer not found!!>
Greg Evans
> Too kind to you, is what I am!
Apparently Yoda, you are.
peachy ashie passion
Yeah, but if change it to the more common nosey parker and you add
the word nude...
peachy ashie passion
Yeah. You gotta pick and choose what you look at with the search
results.
SummersFrenzy
<consoles Greg> like you've never said the same
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
> transmitted by either words or silence.
Uh huh . . . which is why I've previously recommended ASL . . . ah, well - I
guess ya had to be there
peachy ashie passion
Yes indeedily!
SummersFrenzy
> Yeah, but if change it to the more common nosey parker and you add the
> word nude...
Larry might be more common, but he is so much more a Barker than a Parker .
. . and I really don't want to add nude to that thought process, thanks
Greg Evans
>> Apparently Yoda, you are.
>
> Yes indeedily!
I tried to imagine Yoda saying "yes indeedily"...and I am now officially
worthless for the rest of the evening.
Greg
double setup fee applies for this one
Greg Evans
<signing furiously at back of Summer's head>
Greg Evans
Yeah, but this is *ME* you're talking about now!!
Greg Evans
>>> Nosey Barker
>> Nosey Barker does NOT bring up any interesting pictures!
>> http://tinyurl.com/yreoas
>
> Yeah, but if change it to the more common nosey parker and
> you add the word nude...
And if you change "nosey" to "posey" it's even better.
Greg
if you're into emaciated, that is
SummersFrenzy
Actually, it was Larry I was responding to . . . if y'all go about turning
it back on yourself, that's *your* problem
SummersFrenzy
<whispers suggestively to Greg>
Oh! that's right . . . you said it can't be transmitted by words . . .
nevermind
Greg Evans
True...but that adorable little hip-wiggle works just dandy.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:534he6F...@mid.individual.net...
> <signing furiously at back of Summer's head>
! ! !
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> Oh! that's right . . . you said it can't be transmitted by
>> words . . . nevermind
>
> True...but that adorable little hip-wiggle works just dandy.
And you do it so very well, too
MosNot
"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:12sq4mc...@corp.supernews.com...
LMAO !!
Greg Evans
>>>> <whispers suggestively to Greg>
>>>> Oh! that's right . . . you said it can't be transmitted by
>>>> words . . . nevermind
>>> True...but that adorable little hip-wiggle works just dandy.
>> And you do it so very well, too
>
> LMAO !!
Yep...gotta agree with Mos on this one....
peachy ashie passion
OH yeah. Very good point.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
So, it's the laughing it off that makes your hips wiggle.
Greg Evans
>>>>>> <whispers suggestively to Greg>
>>>>>> Oh! that's right . . . you said it can't be transmitted by
>>>>>> words . . . nevermind
>>>>> True...but that adorable little hip-wiggle works just
>>>>> dandy.
>>>> And you do it so very well, too
>>> LMAO !!
>> Yep...gotta agree with Mos on this one....
>
> So, it's the laughing it off that makes your hips wiggle.
Ain't tellin'.
Greg Evans
No, it's *your* problem for not keeping the subject on ME in the first
place!
Greg
that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
Greg Evans
That sounds like the wisdom and experience of the "Head Nurse" talking.
peachy ashie passion
Yeah. I kinda slid into Kermit territory there.
*G*
I should go Miss Piggy next!
.
.
.
.
.
.
*waits for Jules*
Greg Evans
>>>> Apparently Yoda, you are.
>>> Yes indeedily!
>> I tried to imagine Yoda saying "yes indeedily"...and I am now
>> officially worthless for the rest of the evening.
>
> Yeah. I kinda slid into Kermit territory there.
???
Now I've tried to imagine Kermit doing Ned Flanders...and I'm officially
worthless for the entire weekend.
SummersFrenzy
> that's my story and I'm stickin' to it
Acetone might help remove the sticky substance
peachy ashie passion
Damn, and I was so counting on using you!
Larry Krzewinski
<gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>>> Apparently Yoda, you are.
>>
>> Yes indeedily!
>
>I tried to imagine Yoda saying "yes indeedily"...and I am now officially
>worthless for the rest of the evening.
Evening, right.
>Greg
>double setup fee applies for this one
Doesn't count since you're off topic.
Larry Krzewinski
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Somebody's jealous!
>
>Jealousy implies wanting something somebody else has, and the desire to take
>it for yourself . . . there's an implicit problem with saying there is
>anything to want around here
You just went and hurt Greg's, Mos's, Bill's, and Peachy's feelings.
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Inquiring Minds wanna know
>>>>
>>>>That's exactly why I asked the question!
>>>
>>>Nosey Barker
>>
>>
>> Nosey Barker does NOT bring up any interesting pictures!
>>
>> http://tinyurl.com/yreoas
>
> Yeah, but if change it to the more common nosey parker and you add
>the word nude...
All it did was take me here:
I watched a few sample videos. I'll be busy for awhile now. See you
all on Monday.
Mrs. Larry, I need you!!!
Larry Krzewinski
Too late!
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Yeah, but if change it to the more common nosey parker and you add the
>>>word nude...
>>
>> Larry might be more common, but he is so much more a Barker than a Parker .
>> . . and I really don't want to add nude to that thought process, thanks
>
> OH yeah. Very good point.
Yes I do. Thanks!
Larry Krzewinski
YUCK! Someone give that girl a doughnut.
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:j0qqs2le8mj3e55al...@4ax.com...
If you didn't find the funny picture, he is on topic.
MosNot
Summer, I told you he didn't pay attention to what people post.
Next time, keep it simple so he can understand.
Something like, "No, I'm not" or "there isn't any reason to be.",
or you can totally distract him by saying, "nyuk, nyuk".
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>> Apparently Yoda, you are.
>>>>
>>>> Yes indeedily!
>>>
>>>I tried to imagine Yoda saying "yes indeedily"...and I am now officially
>>>worthless for the rest of the evening.
>>
>> Evening, right.
>>
>>>Greg
>>>double setup fee applies for this one
>>
>> Doesn't count since you're off topic.
>
>If you didn't find the funny picture, he is on topic.
Is that your idea of topical humor?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Somebody's jealous!
>>>
>>>Jealousy implies wanting something somebody else has, and the desire to
>>>take
>>>it for yourself . . . there's an implicit problem with saying there is
>>>anything to want around here
>>
>> You just went and hurt Greg's, Mos's, Bill's, and Peachy's feelings.
>
>Summer, I told you he didn't pay attention to what people post.
>Next time, keep it simple so he can understand.
>Something like, "No, I'm not" or "there isn't any reason to be.",
>or you can totally distract him by saying, "nyuk, nyuk".
Oh, a wise guy!
SummersFrenzy
> MosNot wrote:
>>Summer, I told you he didn't pay attention to what people post.
>>Next time, keep it simple so he can understand.
>>Something like, "No, I'm not" or "there isn't any reason to be.",
>>or you can totally distract him by saying, "nyuk, nyuk".
>
> Oh, a wise guy!
No look what you done an' started, MosNot !!
peachy ashie passion
I don't know WHAT they are doing with that lolli!
SummersFrenzy
> Is that your idea of topical humor?
I think that's Gallagher and the watermelon splats
MosNot
Who's Al and who cares about his funny pic.
MosNot
Told you it would totally distract him.
peachy ashie passion
We know what we know.