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Tim Bruening

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Jul 16, 2002, 12:53:05 AM7/16/02
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Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.

Stan Kegel

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Jul 16, 2002, 2:59:16 AM7/16/02
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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
Checkmate: A Bohemian spouse

Hauke Reddmann

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In alt.humor.puns Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
Yup, you better have a fork.

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Bobsey

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Stan Kegel wrote:

Stablemate: Why people horse around.
Papermate: A pen pal.

Stan Kegel

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Playmate: A character in a Neil Simon comedy.

fmhlaw

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Tim Bruening wrote:

> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.

Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.


J. A. Mc.

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On Mon, 15 Jul 2002 23:59:16 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found
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>Tim Bruening wrote:
>> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>Checkmate: A Bohemian spouse

Stablemate: Your wife/husband on your 50th anniversary.

nem2o

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>

Stale, mate? Gorr. Yer should 'av bought some fresh, mate! An' don' eat it
after it's gone mouldy or you'll get terrible belly ache, mate!


J. A. Mc.

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On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 08:31:37 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

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>Bobsey wrote:

Fools'mate: Jestess served.

J. A. Mc.

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On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:35:27 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found

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>
>


>Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>
>Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>

Acorn: A husky vegetable.

nem2o

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Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> wrote in message news:3D343C59...@fea.net...

Playmate? Don't forget Big Hearted Arthur, Iythanggyeouwwww!

Primate: Playmate with a crowbar.

Solemate: The bottom of your other shoe, mate

Nemate

nem2o

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Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in message
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Why have only one? Treat yourself. Have a goipl of forks!


Stan Kegel

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Infaantry: A newly planted sapling

Stan Kegel

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J. A. Mc. wrote:

> Stan Kegel wrote:
>>Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>Checkmate: A Bohemian spouse
> Stablemate: Your wife/husband on your 50th anniversary.
Primate: Term used by Mormons for the first wife

fmhlaw

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Stan Kegel wrote:

Infantile: A newly laid floor.


fmhlaw

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Stan Kegel wrote:

Prime Rib: What God used to make Eve.


Art Sifartsie

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Jokes this corny never cease to a-maize me.

Phil Hudson

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"Art Sifartsie" <sere...@peace.calm> wrote in message
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I seed-at you field the same way? Grass the only wheat-o go and get better
is the farmer, see?

Phil.


Phil Hudson

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"nem2o" <ne...@naughtyl1ass.wet> wrote in message
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You can bet your knife on that - spooner or later!

Phil.


J. A. Mc.

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On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:32:38 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

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Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}


J. A. Mc.

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On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:59:14 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

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>J. A. Mc. wrote:

Helpmate: Yenta

Greg Evans

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Jul 17, 2002, 11:29:03 AM7/17/02
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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> Stan Kegel wrote:
> >fmhlaw wrote:
> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>
> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>
> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}

Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that lumber.


acidbrat (Belinda M. Paschal)

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"fmhlaw" <fmh...@attbi.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>
> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>
> Acorns: Just a little nuts


nem2o

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Phil Hudson <news...@pundefined.com> wrote in message
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Yup. A knife would sure make a messer you. And I never gamble. I'm too lefel
headed for that!

Neml


nem2o

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J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
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Very stale mate - her husband - Alter cocker.


J. A. Mc.

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On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>

found these unused words floating about:

>J. A. Mc. wrote:

Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.


Tijuana Iguana

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Jul 17, 2002, 10:52:39 PM7/17/02
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Stalemate: Boring Husband

Tijuana Iguana

Tim Bruening

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

Toiletry: A bathroom tree.


mike wheeler

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Jul 18, 2002, 1:48:59 AM7/18/02
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In article <3D364D81...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
Or a hard working tree..


Art Sifartsie

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On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 22:10:27 +0100, "nem2o" <ne...@naughtyl1ass.wet>
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So, are you glad you got that off your chess?

fmhlaw

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

Idolatry: to worship a forest.
Forest: in favor of holidays from work.
Holidays: A light sauce.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jul 18, 2002, 2:53:48 PM7/18/02
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Nah, it's what lumberjacks do.

Cybe R. Wizard
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Unofficial "Wizard of Odds", A.H.P.
Original PORG Water Wizard, R.P.
Wize(ned) Wizard, A.P.F-P-Y
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L

J. A. Mc.

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On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 16:44:20 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found

these unused words floating about:

>
>
>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
>> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>> >>
>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>> >
>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that lumber.
>> >
>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
>
>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
>Forest: in favor of holidays from work.
>Holidays: A light sauce.

Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.

J. A. Mc.

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On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 14:53:48 -0400, "Cybe R. Wizard"
<cy...@cyberwizardztower.com> found these unused words floating about:

>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 01:48:59 -0400, mike wheeler wrote:
>
>> In article <3D364D81...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
>> tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:32:38 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net>
>>>> found these unused words floating about:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> >fmhlaw wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>>>> >>
>>>> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>>>>
>>>> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>>>
>>>Toiletry: A bathroom tree.
>>>
>> Or a hard working tree..
>
>Nah, it's what lumberjacks do.
>

That's fellatry !

Greg Evans

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Jul 18, 2002, 9:28:14 PM7/18/02
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fmhlaw wrote:
>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> Greg Evans wrote:
>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
lumber.
>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
>Forest: in favor of holidays from work.
>Holidays: A light sauce.

The sun is a better light sauce than the moon.


Logan

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Jul 18, 2002, 10:34:23 PM7/18/02
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Sheesh, saw that one coming!

Logan

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Jul 18, 2002, 10:44:36 PM7/18/02
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Telemetry: Repeating it three times!

mike wheeler

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In article <3D36FE96...@attbi.com>, fmh...@attbi.com says...
Bernaise: burnt the sauce again...


mike wheeler

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In article <3koejuo91did2gd62...@4ax.com>, xx...@lvdi.net says...
Took three of them: fell-a-trio


mike wheeler

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In article <dhoeju49457uf2csc...@4ax.com>, xx...@lvdi.net says...
Enjoinder: Now we're cooking with oil!!!


mike wheeler

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In article <ujeqluf...@corp.supernews.com>, greg...@charter.net says...
Sauce halogen lighting..


Doug Russell

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Jul 19, 2002, 4:28:33 AM7/19/02
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>> >>Tim Bruening wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>> >>
>> >>Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>> >>
>> >Acorn: A husky vegetable.
>> >
>> Jokes this corny never cease to a-maize me.
>
>I seed-at you field the same way? Grass the only wheat-o go and get better
>is the farmer, see?
>
Pharmercy? I'm sorry I got drug into this.

J. A. Mc.

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On Fri, 19 Jul 2002 02:34:23 GMT, Logan <loga...@nospam.comcast.net>

found these unused words floating about:

>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 20:51:29 -0400, J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 14:53:48 -0400, "Cybe R. Wizard"
>> <cy...@cyberwizardztower.com> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>>>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 01:48:59 -0400, mike wheeler wrote:
>>>
>>>> In article <3D364D81...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
>>>> tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Tue, 16 Jul 2002 17:32:38 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found
>>>>>> these unused words floating about:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >fmhlaw wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>>>>>
>>>>>Toiletry: A bathroom tree.
>>>>>
>>>> Or a hard working tree..
>>>
>>>Nah, it's what lumberjacks do.
>>>
>> That's fellatry !
>
>Sheesh, saw that one coming!

Log on, branch out ... when you find your male, then leaf.
John's birch society.

J. A. Mc.

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On Fri, 19 Jul 2002 02:44:36 GMT, Logan <loga...@nospam.comcast.net>

found these unused words floating about:

>On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 20:50:24 -0400, J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 16:44:20 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found these
>> unused words floating about:
>>
>>
>>
>>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
>>>> found these unused words floating about:
>>>>
>>>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
>>>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
>>>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>> >> >>
>>>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
>>>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
>>>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
>>>> >
>>>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
>>>> >lumber.
>>>> >
>>>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
>>>
>>>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
>>>Forest: in favor of holidays from work. Holidays: A light sauce.
>> Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
>Telemetry: Repeating it three times!

Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
teacher woodenly.


fmhlaw

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

birch john society: dedicated to preserving outhouses.


Greg Evans

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J. A. Mc. wrote:

> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ",
> said the teacher woodenly.

Number one ... the Larch ...

(that's what you get for cross-Posting to non-pun groups)


Phil Hudson

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"nem2o" <ne...@naughtyl1ass.wet> wrote in message
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You've ladle your cards down now - you're not going to a better's place...

Phil.


Phil Hudson

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"J. A. Mc." <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 19 Jul 2002 02:44:36 GMT, Logan <loga...@nospam.comcast.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 20:50:24 -0400, J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 16:44:20 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found these
> >> unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
> >>>> found these unused words floating about:
> >>>>
> >>>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
> >>>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
> >>>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
> >>>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
> >>>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling

Tree's Son?

> >>>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
> >>>> >lumber.
> >>>> >
> >>>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
> >>>
> >>>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
> >>>Forest: in favor of holidays from work. Holidays: A light sauce.
> >> Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
> >Telemetry: Repeating it three times!
> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
> teacher woodenly.

Poultry: Wood suitable for polish polish.
Conservatory: Save the rainforests! etc...
Tremendous: Excellent sapling repairers.

Phil.


mike wheeler

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Jul 20, 2002, 1:19:44 AM7/20/02
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In article <77%Z8.178016$Bt1.9...@bin5.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com>,
gr...@larkbooks.com says...
Hey.. don't get on about those larches.. they make good christmas trees...


mike wheeler

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Jul 20, 2002, 1:22:45 AM7/20/02
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In article <3D3864EA...@attbi.com>, fmh...@attbi.com says...
I guess that one is all right (wing) with them...
As long as you don't support kamikas's


Tim Bruening

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Phil Hudson wrote:

Lavatory: Wash the rainforests.

Poetry: Rhyming trees.

Poultry: Flying trees.


Stan Kegel

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Jul 20, 2002, 3:36:03 AM7/20/02
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Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> Poetry: Rhyming trees.
>
These puns may be bad but poetry would be verse.

mike wheeler

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Jul 20, 2002, 4:45:41 AM7/20/02
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In article <3D3912E3...@fea.net>, ke...@fea.net says...

>
>Tim Bruening wrote:
>>
>> Poetry: Rhyming trees.
>>
>These puns may be bad but poetry would be verse.
>
'Course you cold use geography to keep you from falling asleep:
Wake Forest

Tim Bruening

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mike wheeler wrote:

Hot me!


Greg Evans

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Jul 20, 2002, 10:40:39 AM7/20/02
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mike wheeler wrote:
> gr...@larkbooks.com says...
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >
> >> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ",
> >> said the teacher woodenly.
> >Number one ... the Larch ...
> >(that's what you get for cross-Posting to non-pun groups)
>
> Hey.. don't get on about those larches.. they make good christmas trees...

So Christmas is already looming larch in your awareness?


mike wheeler

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Jul 20, 2002, 11:57:47 AM7/20/02
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In article <ujitcdb...@corp.supernews.com>, greg...@charter.net says...
Oh damn... I thought I was going to get a rise out of that one..
A larch is a Western Tamarac...
It has really beautiful yellow needles in the fall.
Unlike places such as Boston Massytwoshits or
upstate new Yak, it is the only touch of color
in the Rocky Mountain needle leaf forest in the fall.
However...
By Christmas... you guessed it.. No needles..
Those trees are as naked as a good woman..


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 20, 2002, 1:40:20 PM7/20/02
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On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
wrote:

>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..

Personally I like my naked women bad.

With good women you get nun!

J. A. Mc.

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On Fri, 19 Jul 2002 21:01:55 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>

found these unused words floating about:

>J. A. Mc. wrote:

Well, if you're that concerned - why the Elm don't you take it up with
Timmie? (BIG HINT: the ORIGINAL poster of the thread - see the
references list.)

He's reachable at: tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us

J. A. Mc.

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On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 00:53:10 +0100, "Phil Hudson"
<news...@pundefined.com> found these unused words floating about:

Trepan: Boring description of an Xmas decoration.

Greg Evans

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Jul 20, 2002, 2:49:18 PM7/20/02
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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> Greg Evans wrote:
> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >
> >> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ",
> >> said the teacher woodenly.
> >Number one ... the Larch ...
> >(that's what you get for cross-Posting to non-pun groups)
> >
> Well, if you're that concerned - why the Elm don't you take
> it up with Timmie?

I'd ax him, but it probably wooden help anyway. Trimming headers works,
too; otherwise I just shrub my shoulders and move on - no use pining over
it.


fmhlaw

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Greg Evans wrote:

> J. A. Mc. wrote:
>
> > Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ",
> > said the teacher woodenly.
>
> Number one ... the Larch ...

Geometry: A forest becoming self-aware.

Stan Kegel

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"When she was good, she was very very good.
But when she was bad she was better!"
(Nursery Rhyme)

nemo

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Jul 20, 2002, 11:05:06 PM7/20/02
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Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> wrote in message news:3D39B9B5...@fea.net...

Noah Fence, but so could this be . . . after just a very quick look, what's
wrong with:

"When she was good, she was very very good.

But when she was bad she was torrid!"
(Cursory Rhyme)

Another one:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Why does your garden glow. . .

"Well, lyivink so near to Chernobyl what do you eykspect?" (sposed to be a
Russian accent - and she answered in Stereo from her two heads.)

AND! - Ice hay, ice hay, ice hay!

Whadda ewes say, wadda ewes say, wadda ewes say? (Apart from 'baaaaa,' that
is.)

Why should you not wear Russian underpants?

Ey dewn't knew! Why should you not wear Russian underpants?

(Fanfare)

Because Chernobyl fall out!


Nemo

Stan Kegel

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Jul 21, 2002, 1:49:04 PM7/21/02
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nemo wrote:
> Stan Kegel wrot:
>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>>mike wheeler wrote:
>>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>With good women you get nun!
>>"When she was good, she was very very good.
>>But when she was bad she was better!"
>> (Nursery Rhyme)
> Noah Fence, but so could this be . . . after just a very quick look,
> what's wrong with:
> "When she was good, she was very very good.
> But when she was bad she was torrid!"
> (Cursory Rhyme)
Or:

"When she was good, she was very very good.
But when she was bad she was popular"

David Simpson

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Jul 21, 2002, 3:07:28 PM7/21/02
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You associate with naked nuns?

--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 21, 2002, 5:03:39 PM7/21/02
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On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 10:40:39 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<greg...@charter.net> found these unused words floating about:

Fir ... get it !


J. A. Mc.

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On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 10:49:04 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

these unused words floating about:

>nemo wrote:

>But when she was bad she was poplar"
After the fire dies down, she finds her Ash is ashes.


J. A. Mc.

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Jul 21, 2002, 5:06:01 PM7/21/02
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On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:07:28 GMT, David Simpson
<faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:

>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>You associate with naked nuns?

It's just a bad habit.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 21, 2002, 7:02:04 PM7/21/02
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On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:07:28 GMT, David Simpson
<faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote:

>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>You associate with naked nuns?

I try not to make it a habit.

fmhlaw

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Jul 21, 2002, 7:02:57 PM7/21/02
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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

It's OK to kiss a nun, just don't get in the habit.


mike wheeler

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Jul 22, 2002, 12:42:49 AM7/22/02
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In article <jibljuco83qccn0qf...@4ax.com>,
faro...@picknowl.com.au says...

>
>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>You associate with naked nuns?
>
Just them two in the bathtub a while ago... cum to think of it...

mike wheeler

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Jul 22, 2002, 12:44:14 AM7/22/02
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In article <vc8mjus18vaqq5odp...@4ax.com>, xx...@lvdi.net says...
I pine for Haul-a-days.. didn't there used to be a newsreader by that name?


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 22, 2002, 1:49:06 AM7/22/02
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On Mon, 22 Jul 2002 04:42:49 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
wrote:

>In article <jibljuco83qccn0qf...@4ax.com>,
>faro...@picknowl.com.au says...
>>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>
>>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>
>>>With good women you get nun!
>>
>>You associate with naked nuns?
>>
>Just them two in the bathtub a while ago... cum to think of it...

You lucky devil. I still ended up with nun.

Stan Kegel

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Jul 22, 2002, 2:45:58 AM7/22/02
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David Simpson wrote:
> On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
> <NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>
>
>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>
>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>
>>With good women you get nun!
>
>
> You associate with naked nuns?
>

Only those of the Druid faith

Stan Kegel

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Jul 22, 2002, 3:21:23 AM7/22/02
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With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit

Tim Bruening

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Jul 22, 2002, 3:40:03 AM7/22/02
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Stan Kegel wrote:

Where do they wear their soap?:)


Tim Bruening

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Jul 22, 2002, 4:33:48 AM7/22/02
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"J. A. Mc." <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
news:gdcgju4o1eckrfbk4...@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 19 Jul 2002 02:44:36 GMT, Logan <loga...@nospam.comcast.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 20:50:24 -0400, J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >
> >> On Thu, 18 Jul 2002 16:44:20 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found these
> >> unused words floating about:

> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> On Wed, 17 Jul 2002 15:29:03 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
> >>>> found these unused words floating about:
> >>>>
> >>>> >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>> >> Stan Kegel wrote:
> >>>> >> >fmhlaw wrote:
> >>>> >> >> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >>>> >> >>
> >>>> >> >>>Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
> >>>> >> >> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
> >>>> >> >Infaantry: A newly planted sapling

Tree's Son?

> >>>> >> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat. {JAMc}
> >>>> >
> >>>> >Sophistry: Sophie's trying to deceive us into thinking she owns that
> >>>> >lumber.
> >>>> >
> >>>> Idolatry: To put a tree out of work.
> >>>
> >>>Idolatry: to worship a forest.
> >>>Forest: in favor of holidays from work. Holidays: A light sauce.
> >> Sauce: What happened when my wife returned early.
> >Telemetry: Repeating it three times!

> Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
> teacher woodenly.

Poultry: Wood suitable for polish polish.

mike wheeler

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Jul 22, 2002, 11:04:00 AM7/22/02
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In article <3D3BB6D3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us
says...
I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..


J. A. Mc.

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Jul 22, 2002, 11:36:50 AM7/22/02
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On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 23:02:57 GMT, fmhlaw <fmh...@attbi.com> found

these unused words floating about:

>
>
>"J. A. Mc." wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:07:28 GMT, David Simpson
>> <faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>> >On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>> ><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>> >>wrote:
>> >>
>> >>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>> >>
>> >>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>> >>
>> >>With good women you get nun!
>> >
>> >You associate with naked nuns?
>>
>> It's just a bad habit.
>
>It's OK to kiss a nun, just don't get in the habit.
>

Was that habituate criminal?


J. A. Mc.

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Jul 22, 2002, 11:38:18 AM7/22/02
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On Mon, 22 Jul 2002 00:21:23 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

these unused words floating about:

>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>> On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 19:07:28 GMT, David Simpson
>> <faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>>
>>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 17:40:20 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
>>><NOlarry...@gte.net> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sat, 20 Jul 2002 15:57:47 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>
>>>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>
>>>>With good women you get nun!
>>>
>>>You associate with naked nuns?
>>
>> It's just a bad habit.
>>
>With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit

Where's the habitat? House'd I know, I haven't nun.

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 22, 2002, 11:39:57 AM7/22/02
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On Sun, 21 Jul 2002 23:45:58 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

these unused words floating about:

>
>

Drew's ID can be pretty intimidating, but I don't Cary lot.

nemo

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Jul 22, 2002, 1:46:47 PM7/22/02
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:3D3BC36C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

Inflamatory: what a fore wrest ranger did many times over by having a crafty
smoke on a very dry day!


Robin Johnson

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Jul 22, 2002, 1:55:33 PM7/22/02
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> hypothesised:

> Conservatory: Save the rainforests! etc...

Conservatory: Iain Duncan Smith in a fridge

--
Robin Johnson
rj at robinjohnson dot f9 dot co dot uk
http://www.robinjohnson.f9.co.uk

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 22, 2002, 2:47:57 PM7/22/02
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On Mon, 22 Jul 2002 15:04:00 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler)
wrote:

>In article <3D3BB6D3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>, tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us
>says...


>>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>> >>
>>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>> >
>>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>> >
>>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>
>>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>
>I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..

Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?

Greg Evans

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Jul 22, 2002, 3:14:46 PM7/22/02
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> mike wheeler wrote:
> >tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...

> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>
> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?

Quit pontifficating.


Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 22, 2002, 4:02:16 PM7/22/02
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On Mon, 22 Jul 2002 19:14:46 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
wrote:

I'm just trying on the shoes of the fisherman. He fishes for soul.

nemo

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Jul 22, 2002, 6:11:59 PM7/22/02
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Robin Johnson <r...@NO-SPAM-PLEASE.robinjohnson.f9.co.uk> wrote in message
news:3d3c471b...@news-text.blueyonder.co.uk...

Intoxicatory: Iain Drunken Smith in a fridge in a pub.

Lavatory: Conservative having a crap on the side of a volcano.

He lost his footing. I'd like to see a fumarole down the side of the volcano
like that!

Nemo

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 23, 2002, 6:43:33 PM7/23/02
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On Mon, 22 Jul 2002 19:14:46 GMT, "Greg Evans" <gr...@larkbooks.com>
found these unused words floating about:

>Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Where in France is the Pont "IF"?

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 23, 2002, 6:45:36 PM7/23/02
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On Mon, 22 Jul 2002 20:02:16 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
<NOlarry...@gte.net> found these unused words floating about:

... and cures the blind and lame, just for the halibut.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 23, 2002, 6:48:52 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 15:43:33 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>
>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>
>>Quit pontifficating.
>>
>Where in France is the Pont "IF"?

It's variable. Most of the time it's directly across the street from
the Pont "THEN."

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 23, 2002, 7:07:43 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 22:48:52 GMT, Larry Krzewinski
<NOlarry...@gte.net> found these unused words floating about:

It used to be attached to the Chateau d' IF.
Basically it's down a line or two since the advent of computers, ELSE
some get in the way..

Alan

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Jul 23, 2002, 7:13:10 PM7/23/02
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Why would you put bridges across the street from each other?
>

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 23, 2002, 7:31:56 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 15:45:36 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

>>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>>
>>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>>
>>>Quit pontifficating.
>>
>>I'm just trying on the shoes of the fisherman. He fishes for soul.
>... and cures the blind and lame, just for the halibut.

He should be ashamed of himself for taking fish from those poor
disabled folks.

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 23, 2002, 7:37:01 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 16:07:43 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

>>>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>>>
>>>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>>>
>>>>Quit pontifficating.
>>>>
>>>Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
>>
>>It's variable. Most of the time it's directly across the street from
>>the Pont "THEN."
>
>It used to be attached to the Chateau d' IF.
>Basically it's down a line or two since the advent of computers, ELSE
>some get in the way..

That's about the LONG and the SHORT of it, IN'T?

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 23, 2002, 8:50:06 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 23:31:56 GMT, Larry Krzewinski

<NOlarry...@gte.net> found these unused words floating about:

>On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 15:45:36 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Some minnow while other pay their debts!

J. A. Mc.

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Jul 23, 2002, 8:51:30 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 23:37:01 GMT, Larry Krzewinski

<NOlarry...@gte.net> found these unused words floating about:

>On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 16:07:43 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

Yep ... just something to DO WHILE I await LOOP, eh!

J. A. Mc.

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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 23:13:10 GMT, bogf...@hotmail.com (Alan ) found

these unused words floating about:

>On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 22:48:52 GMT, Larry Krzewinski

In Holland, canally help!

Larry Krzewinski

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Jul 23, 2002, 11:34:00 PM7/23/02
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On Tue, 23 Jul 2002 17:51:30 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote:

>>>>>>> >>> >>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>>>> >>> >>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>>>> >>> >>>With good women you get nun!
>>>>>>> >>> >>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>>>>> >>> > It's just a bad habit.
>>>>>>> >>> With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>>>>> >>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>>>>> >I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Quit pontifficating.
>>>>>>
>>>>>Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
>>>>
>>>>It's variable. Most of the time it's directly across the street from
>>>>the Pont "THEN."
>>>
>>>It used to be attached to the Chateau d' IF.
>>>Basically it's down a line or two since the advent of computers, ELSE
>>>some get in the way..
>>
>>That's about the LONG and the SHORT of it, IN'T?
>
>Yep ... just something to DO WHILE I await LOOP, eh!

I didn't understand at first but I C++ clearly now.

Stan Kegel

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Jul 24, 2002, 2:07:35 AM7/24/02
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J. A. Mc. wrote:

> "Greg Evans" wrote:
>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>mike wheeler wrote:
>>>> t s brueni says...

>>>>>>>>>>Those trees are as naked as a good woman..
>>>>>>>>>Personally I like my naked women bad.
>>>>>>>>>With good women you get nun!
>>>>>>>>You associate with naked nuns?
>>>>>>>It's just a bad habit.
>>>>>>With naked nuns, you don't have to get into the habit
>>>>>Where do they wear their soap?:)
>>>>I'm sure they tuck it away somewhere..
>>>Haven't you heard of Soap on a Pope?
>>Quit pontifficating.
> Where in France is the Pont "IF"?
I heard he was in Seine
Parasites: The Eiffel Tower and Notre Dame

Stan Kegel

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> No, he did it for the love of Cod

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