Manvestite?
Closet King?
Alan DeGenerate?
--
There is a chruch for transvestites where every hymn is a her.
> About 50-50.
So few!
I saw a letter carrrier in San Francisco who was dressed as a woman.
He was a mail transvestite.
Did you tell him you're a dress?
--
> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
Yup.
"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:26mbq1pue8o3lvct5...@4ax.com
> Hairy Lethal schrieb:
>
>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>
> Yup.
Another reason for living !
I hope that you get well soon, sweetie.
Besides cheese.
You are lucky you used the adverb and not the adjective.
>>>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>>>
>>>Yup.
>>
>>I hope that you get well soon, sweetie.
>
>You are lucky you used the adverb and not the adjective.
Why, are you paying 2 for 1 odds?
>
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:ks8mq1l74s4qdv823...@4ax.com
>> Mos schrieb:
>
>>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>>news:26mbq1pue8o3lvct5...@4ax.com
>>>> Hairy Lethal schrieb:
>>>>
>>>>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>>>>
>>>> Yup.
>>>
>>>Another reason for living !
>>
>> Besides cheese.
>
>Oh, so that's no longer the main reason ?
Actually, the main reason for living is sex.
Actually, it is the sex your parents had a lot of years ago.
I am only paying attention.
>>>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>>>>news:26mbq1pue8o3lvct5...@4ax.com
>>>>> Hairy Lethal schrieb:
>>>>>
>>>>>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yup.
>>>>
>>>>Another reason for living !
>>>
>>> Besides cheese.
>>
>>Oh, so that's no longer the main reason ?
>
> Actually, the main reason for living is sex.
So many women, so short a life.
And very little at that.
>>>>>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>>>>>
>>>>>Yup.
>>>>
>>>>I hope that you get well soon, sweetie.
>>>
>>>You are lucky you used the adverb and not the adjective.
>>
>>Why, are you paying 2 for 1 odds?
>
>I am only paying attention.
What's today's exchange rate?
LOL !!!
> Actually, the main reason for living is sex.
Whee!
> Actually, it is the sex your parents had a lot of years ago.
Eww!
Oi! Silly children - they're people just like yourself
and if that isn't one of the most ironic statements ever . . .
Sometimes they are even better at it than you. :)
Just a thought.
>>>> Actually, it is the sex your parents had a lot of years ago.
>>> Eww!
>> Oi! Silly children - they're people just like yourself
>> and if that isn't one of the most ironic statements ever . . .
>
> Sometimes they are even better at it than you. :)
> Just a thought.
Ha! You've obviously never met my parents.
This is a blessing, I'm sure.
It's a wonder I was ever conceived.
Greg
though some might call it a tragedy
Though certainly not me. :)
Only some?
If you eww that, then never, never think they might have sex right
now.
What?
Two for an Euro.
>>> I am only paying attention.
>>
>>And very little at that.
>
> What?
Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>>>>>>>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Yup.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I hope that you get well soon, sweetie.
>>>>>
>>>>>You are lucky you used the adverb and not the adjective.
>>>>
>>>>Why, are you paying 2 for 1 odds?
>>>
>>>I am only paying attention.
>>
>>What's today's exchange rate?
>
>Two for an Euro.
Then I sure hope you're paying a lot of attention!
>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>> And very little at that.
>> What?
>
> Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
What?
"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in
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>"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
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>> Mos schrieb:
>>
>>>"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>
>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>
>>>And very little at that.
>>
>> What?
>
>Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
Who is Larry and Greg?
More like getting it.
>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>> And very little at that.
>>> What?
>> Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>
> Who is Larry and Greg?
What?
Two fifths of the Mel / Jon / Pumba / Larry / Greg quintuplets.
Some of them were separated at birth.
I'd like to give you some.... ....attention.
>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>>
>>>>And very little at that.
>>>
>>> What?
>>
>>Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>
>Who is Larry and Greg?
We're just fig leaf men of her imagination.
>>>>>>>>>> The world must be full of sick, kinky women!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Yup.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>I hope that you get well soon, sweetie.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You are lucky you used the adverb and not the adjective.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Why, are you paying 2 for 1 odds?
>>>>>
>>>>>I am only paying attention.
>>>>
>>>>What's today's exchange rate?
>>>
>>>Two for an Euro.
>>
>>Then I sure hope you're paying a lot of attention!
>
>More like getting it.
Has Markus become more randy in 2006 or what?
Poor babe is sick.
>>>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>And very little at that.
>>>>>
>>>>> What?
>>>>
>>>>Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>>>
>>>Who is Larry and Greg?
>>
>> We're just fig leaf men of her imagination.
>
>Poor babe is sick.
She just admires our Grecian statuesque physiques - right, Greg? Greg?
> She just admires our Grecian statuesque physiques - right, Greg? Greg?
You talkin't to me - the "Buddha" man?
Ya know . . . in Hawaii there's this cute nickname . . . "Buddha-head"
It's basically the equivalent of a hard-nosed, sonofabitch . . . ie,
dickhead
Now, it's just me - but I'm guessing you may want to rethink your tag
there
I don't live in Hawaii, and I was thinking of the original traditional
interpretation:
http://www.rainbowcrystal.com/altar/B-109happybuddha.jpg
Sorry for the grammar, I am not a native speaker.
So:
What is Larry and Greg?
>"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
>news:0hmor1pqat19d5m1k...@4ax.com
>> Larry Krzewinski schrieb:
>>>Then I sure hope you're paying a lot of attention!
>>
>> More like getting it.
>
>I'd like to give you some.... ....attention.
I see it coming.
>Has Markus become more randy in 2006 or what?
No, he is still Markus, not Randy.
>>I'd like to give you some.... ....attention.
>
> I see it coming.
Oh, babe !!!
>>>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>>>> And very little at that.
>>>>> What?
>>>> Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>>>
>>> Who is Larry and Greg?
>>
>>What?
>
>Sorry for the grammar, I am not a native speaker.
>
>So:
>
>What is Larry and Greg?
Larry is humbly amazing. I don't know what Greg is.
Ah, that explains you painting yourself that golden color.
Wow, dude, you really lost some weight! Does this mean you're
abandoning your career as a sumo wrestler?
I don't know whether to be happy or sad for you.
>>>>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>>>>> And very little at that.
>>>>>> What?
>>>>> Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>>>> Who is Larry and Greg?
>>> What?
>> Sorry for the grammar, I am not a native speaker.
>> So:
>> What is Larry and Greg?
>
> Larry is humbly amazing. I don't know what Greg is.
Greg is clear that there is no reason for him to be humble about anything.
Yeah, you're so clear, we see right through you.
Eeww, you need to chew your food better !
Ok, then Greg admits to having a dinky winky. <g>
Then his other eye is normal size ?
>> http://www.rainbowcrystal.com/altar/B-109happybuddha.jpg
>
> Wow, dude, you really lost some weight! Does this mean you're
> abandoning your career as a sumo wrestler?
I'm thinking of trying out for that "America's Next Top Model" show.
> Ok, then Greg admits to having a dinky winky. <g>
What I said was, I have a small *dinghy*. I use it for bass fishin'.
> Ah, that explains you painting yourself that golden color.
I was trying to out-do Goldmember.
>>>>>>>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>>>>>>>> And very little at that.
>>>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>>>> Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>>>>>>> Who is Larry and Greg?
>>>>>> What?
>>>>> Sorry for the grammar, I am not a native speaker.
>>>>> So:
>>>>> What is Larry and Greg?
>>>>
>>>> Larry is humbly amazing. I don't know what Greg is.
>>>
>>>Greg is clear that there is no reason for him to be
>>>humble about anything.
>>
>> Ok, then Greg admits to having a dinky winky. <g>
>
>Then his other eye is normal size ?
Eye don't no.
I see your BASS Master Bait Award on the wall. And couch. And
carpet. EWWW!
Are you modeling wrecking balls?
So that's why you call it "Mini Me"!
>> I was trying to out-do Goldmember.
>
> So that's why you call it "Mini Me"!
Yeah...NO!
> Are you modeling wrecking balls?
That's a rather personal question.
That's cause I'm a personal kinda person.
Quit bragging. A few of your old girlfriends told me you should have
called it "Microscopic Me".
You mean it would be amazing if it is humble?
>I don't know what Greg is.
Drinking, possibly.
Show what you've got, baby!
I wish I get a cent every time a man says "oh babe" to me.
Become schizo.
NO JPG! NO JPG!
>>>>>>>>> I am only paying attention.
>>>>>>>> And very little at that.
>>>>>>> What?
>>>>>> Pretty much how I treat Larry and Greg.
>>>>>
>>>>> Who is Larry and Greg?
>>>>
>>>>What?
>>>
>>>Sorry for the grammar, I am not a native speaker.
>>>
>>>So:
>>>
>>>What is Larry and Greg?
>>
>>Larry is humbly amazing.
>
>You mean it would be amazing if it is humble?
I'll agree, but only if you agree to eat some humble pie.
>>I don't know what Greg is.
>
>Drinking, possibly.
Possibly?
>>>>I'd like to give you some.... ....attention.
>>>
>>> I see it coming.
>>
>>Oh, babe !!!
>
>I wish I get a cent every time a man says "oh babe" to me.
You'd have change for a nickel?
>>>>Has Markus become more randy in 2006 or what?
>>>
>>>No, he is still Markus, not Randy.
>>
>>I don't know whether to be happy or sad for you.
>
>Become schizo.
There is no way in hell that I'm becoming more like Mel/Jon/Pumba etc.
>> I don't know what Greg is.
>
> Drinking, possibly.
I'm not familiar with the "Possibly" brand.
> A few of your old girlfriends told me you should have
> called it "Microscopic Me".
Look, there's no reason to be so insulting just because I can't match the
profundity of your own fundament!
> That's cause I'm a personal kinda person.
That's what's bothering me. Step back a pace or two, willya?
>> That's cause I'm a personal kinda person.
>
>That's what's bothering me. Step back a pace or two, willya?
Gee, you're cute when you're nervous.
It took a lot of hard work sittin' on the couch and eatin' all those
Moon Pies to get it that way. Now if you'll excuse me I have to
adjust the ass groove on my couch.
I would like to pay you what I owe, but
even the lottery isn't that high yet.
LOL @ "more like".....
>>> That's cause I'm a personal kinda person.
>> That's what's bothering me. Step back a pace or two, willya?
>
> Gee, you're cute when you're nervous.
And getting "cuter" by the minute....
> Now if you'll excuse me I have to
> adjust the ass groove on my couch.
Far be it from me to interrupt - or even be anywhere near - that
operation.
> Now if
> you'll excuse me I have to adjust the ass groove on my
> couch.
Sounds like a dog with worms,
dragging his arse across the rug.
That's tough for me to discern since you're trembling so much. Did
you drink too much coffee?
>> Now if
>> you'll excuse me I have to adjust the ass groove on my
>> couch.
>
>Sounds like a dog with worms,
>dragging his arse across the rug.
Dragging? Nah, that's too much work.
But it promises to be memorable.
Sorry I forgot we have ATJ as neighbours.
>>> Now if you'll excuse me I have to
>>> adjust the ass groove on my couch.
>> Far be it from me to interrupt - or even be anywhere
>> near - that operation.
>
> But it promises to be memorable.
No doubt. That's why I plan to miss it.
> Did you drink too much coffee?
No such thing.
There is too such a thing as drink.
Just because you consume by osmosis....