11/19 Puns
Tim Bruening
Michael Balarama wrote:
> "I was walking the streets of Los Angeles the other week and
> I saw this sign: 'This door is alarmed.' I said to myself:
> 'How do you think I feel?
I have seen rash doors at Kaiser.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4189AF4E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41870B1C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > So then, Larry Krzewinski turns to the guy and says:
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>>You mean 20 years old with hair and without Doreen? No
can
> do.
> > > > >>>>>>>>Doreen has hair. It's just not obvious with all the
curlers.
> > > > >>>>>>>For your sake I hope that you're talking about the hair
on her
> > > head!
> > > > >>>>>>Of course! Now, the curler iron, well that's a different
story.
> > > > >>>>>>I'll never let myself run out of Viagra again!
> > > > >>>>>Weren't you even a little curious when Doreen asked for
that
> > > vibrating
> > > > >>>>>curling iron for Christmas?
> > > > >>>>She told me it would improve her head.
> > > > >>>Orally?
> > > > >>O'Really!
> > > > >>(Her roommate Aura Lee was Irish)
> > > > >
> > > > >See, my post was supposed to taken as ambiguously as possible.
I
> > > > >guess that you can't win 'em all.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: After the bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Mailed bell.
> > > >
> > > > Posting: Bell on the Internet.
> > > >
> > > > Watcher: Knight of security.
> > >
> > > Cross-post: Angry poison-pen letters.
> >
> > Piston: 2,000 pounds of urine.
> >
> Car Biretta: Worn by a priest when he's driving.
Carbon: Automotive pastry.
Tim Bruening
Jenni Saqua wrote:
> Did you see they brought back "America's Next Top Model"?
> They must be so confident we won't Tyra this show, they're taking it
to the
> Banks.
Will we Cindy?
Cindy: A female demon who violates the 10 Commandments.
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote
> >> in
> >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>>>
> >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
> >>>>>>> should
> >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
> >>>>>> mans
> >>>>>> name is Rod.
> >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
> >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
> >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
> >>>> inhaler
> >>>> either.
> >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
> >> wasn't pulled that way.
> >
> > You prefer feathers ... ???
>
> Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
> draw?
Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
though!
I was in horse piddle Furze-day afternoon till yesterday evening with
palpitations again. Dangerous ones! Atrial Fibrillation. They couldn't tell
if it was those or Super-ventricular Flutter so they tried the drug for that
and when it made no difference, gave me the one for AF and after 20 minutes
or so, it twerked!! - and the two squirrels wrestling inside my chest
declared peace and went home. Both shots made me feel really wretched from
head to foot for a minute or so.
So my heart went back into to sinus rhythm (No! It's not controlled from up
yer nose!), they put me on Sotalol 40mg twice daily and referred me to the
heart horse piddle. Doctor Chow - he's always hungry! - the same bloke who
ablated Tony B'Liar's Fib brillations! He fibs a lot - wearing German
spectacles or not!
Good stuff. This has been the first day in ages when I've not felt the odd
bump or flutter.
So I've just got to wait for an appointment at the Heart Hospital - another
world-renowned centre of excellence that us Brits get for free - and if they
say so - it'll be another Catheter Ablation.
nemo
Pedestrian: A citizen of Pedestria.