Sir!
Tim Bruening
Circulation: A library or spinning Knight.
Circus: A swearing Knight.
Sirloin: Knight of Sex.
Serpent: Snake Knight.
Servant: Plumping Knight.
Servile: Very Evil Knight.
Surface: Knight of many disguises.
Surmount: Very tall Knight.
Surprise: A knight in charge of game shows.
Surrender: The Knight of Destruction.
Surrender: Knight of Meat Processing.
Surround: Very fat Knight.
Surgeon: An operating Knight.
Surtax: Knight in charge of the IRS.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4024CFFB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Circle: Round knight.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Circle: Round knight.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Circle: Round knight.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Kathy <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> news:o5hYb.4084$Fp5....@read1.cgocable.net...
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > news:p_3Yb.87762$cL.4...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:a69c46fe.04021...@posting.google.com...
> > > > Commute: Silent computer.
> > > >
> > > > Compassion: Computer love.
> > > >
> > > > Comply: Wooden computer.
> > > >
> > > > Complex: Computer house.
> > > >
> > > > Ebay: Where computers can swim and fish E-fish-cent-lee.
> > > >
> > > > EC: Ocean of computers.
> > > >
> > > > Emotions: Computer feelings.
> > > >
> > > > Emotions: What happens during computer court proceedings.
> > > >
> > > > Irate: Price of Internet access.
> > >
> > > Bunch of idiots using linked computers: Nitwork.
> > >
> > E-flat: online apartment.
> >
> A-flat minor: What you find under a piano that's been thrown down a
> mineshaft!
B-flat: Under a piano that fell on a beehive.
Econ: Rich Internet scam artist.
Icon: Another Internet scam artist.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4031EDB6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Computerize: Levitating computer.
> >
>
> I.T. - Breverage up a pole!
I.T.: Beverage on the Internet.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4031CF05...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comma: Computer Mom.
> >
> > Commission: Computer church.
> >
> > Commit: Computer glove.
> >
> > Emerge: Dot.com merger.
> >
> > Emission: Internet church.
>
> Motherboard: The kids have all left home.
Transistor: Female sibling of computer.
Tim Bruening
"The New Mr. Humor" wrote:
> Humor fans,
>
> Let's continue clucking our beaks off with a classic "Humor from Egypt"!!!
>
> Q: What did President Mubarak say to the basketball player after his leg
> injury?
>
> A: How's knee?
>
> HH: How's knee. Hos-ny. President Hosny Mubarak is the President of Egypt.
> Get It??? Ha ha ha!!!!
You got Egypted. Syria-ously.
Tim Bruening
mike wheeEler wrote:
> In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> >
> >
> >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> >>
> >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret still!!)
> >
> >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> >
> Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
Subconscious: Aware underwater.
Tim Bruening
Rowan Hawthorn wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:402C91B6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> > and gather in groups of 13.
> >
> > Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
> >
> > Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
> >
> > Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
>
> Three vampires at the local bar:
> Vamp1: "I'll have an A positive."
> Vamp2: "Same for me."
> Vamp3: "I'll have a glass of plasma."
> Waiter: "Okay, that's two Bloods and a Blood Light..."
Plasma: Very hot Momma!
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 17:06:37 GMT, "J H Lowy" <jhl...@optonline.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >news:GNkbb.93597$B%2.8...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >>
> >> Nick Bell <nicand_n...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> news:vmpbibb...@corp.supernews.com...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > There are the descendants of French people in Northern Ireland. They are
> >> called Ulster Onionists.
> >> >
> >> And they speak Garlic??
> >>
> >> It's the ones in Belgium who cause all the trouble. Slightest bit of
> >> contraversy and the Walloons go up!
> >>
> >Ouch! Born in Antwerp and never went back.
> >
> Is Antwerp the next worm hole in the Spacewerp?
Antwerp: A social insect going faster than light?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4031EEAB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >
> > > commodities market - where one shops for commodes.
> >
> > WC: Ocean of toilets.
> >
> Commodities market - where one shops for recordings of Perry Como's shorter
> songs
>
> WC Fields: Farm full of toilets.
Garfields: Farm full of orange cats that walk on two legs.
nemo
Be careful not to design offensive ones. You gotta use Icon Tact.
nemo
I.T. Evening mean with the chairs on the table. (UK Archaic)
Fish supper taken wearing Morning Dress: Grey Topper Tuna Tea.
nemo
Feeled Effect Transistor: Ditto feeling randy after being groped.
Complimentary Metal Ox-Hide Semiconductor: Half a well-appreciated bus
attendant wearing leather and steel armour.
TRIAC: Someone attempting to learn the Martian spoken in that terrible film!
DIAC: Ditto, but passed away in the attempt!
Thyratron: Robot's upper leg servo.
Germanium: Flowers used to make early transistors.
OC45: "For heavens sake look at ocean number forty-five!"
(It's amazing to think that a few years ago, a device that could operate up
to a couple of MHz was considered cutting edge technology!)
nemo
Why does that Missed-The-Humour guy insist upon reminding us how to laugh.
We all know how to do that - except when we see anything by him!!
Kneemoe.
nemo
Id: Idea of self, Idden away in your subconscious.
nemo
> > > Happy Friday the 13th! Today, we walk under ladders, step on cracks,
> > > and gather in groups of 13.
> > >
> > > Bloodbank: Where vampires keep their blood money.
> > >
> > > Bloodtype: What vampires type in.
> > >
> > > Sweepstakes: Buffy dusting vampires with a broom.
> > >
> > > Sweepstakes: Witch game shows.
> >
> > Three vampires at the local bar:
> > Vamp1: "I'll have an A positive."
> > Vamp2: "Same for me."
> > Vamp3: "I'll have a glass of plasma."
> > Waiter: "Okay, that's two Bloods and a Blood Light..."
>
> Plasma: Very hot Momma!
That one deserves a flame - or at least the coronary part of one.
Coro narr: Cigar smoked by idiots!
nemo
Anne Twerp: A particularly stupid and contemptible young lady.
Contemptible: A despised male cow.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Circle: Round knight.
Tim Bruening
The unknowable wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> news:p_3Yb.87762$cL.4...@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:a69c46fe.04021...@posting.google.com...
> > > Commute: Silent computer.
> > >
> > > Compassion: Computer love.
> > >
> > > Comply: Wooden computer.
> > >
> > > Complex: Computer house.
> > >
> > > Ebay: Where computers can swim and fish E-fish-cent-lee.
> > >
> > > EC: Ocean of computers.
> > >
> > > Emotions: Computer feelings.
> > >
> > > Emotions: What happens during computer court proceedings.
> > >
> > > Irate: Price of Internet access.
> >
> > Bunch of idiots using linked computers: Nitwork.
> >
> RAM: Goat with a volatile memory.
>
> EPROM: Concert for junkies.
>
> BSOD: Curtain for Windows.
>
> Hardwear: Condom
>
> WinTel: Conned 'em.
>
> Intel inside: CPU in prison.
>
> Apple Mac: Raincoat for a fruit.
>
> USB: Small American honey maker.
>
> Defrag: Piece of cloth that can't hear.
CD: Ocean of electronic recording discs.
ABCD: One disc of buzzing insect recordings
nemo
Surreal: Knight who only eats freshwater fishes of the order Anguilliformes
or Apodes, because he finds they increase his sex-drive. They're an
Apodesiac.
Sex drive: Lovers' Lane.
nemo
MNX: Breakfast.
PNO: Musical instrument.
BNO: Works outing.
CPN: Someone with slow incontinence.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Superman prefers Lois Lane.
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Circle: Round knight.
nemo
Narr: That's Sir Cumferenc. He's Polish.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40AC9570...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4031CF05...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Comma: Computer Mom.
> > > >
> > > > Commission: Computer church.
> > > >
> > > > Commit: Computer glove.
> > > >
> > > > Emerge: Dot.com merger.
> > > >
> > > > Emission: Internet church.
> > >
> > > Motherboard: The kids have all left home.
> >
> > Transistor: Female sibling of computer.
>
> Feeled Effect Transistor: Ditto feeling randy after being groped.
>
> Complimentary Metal Ox-Hide Semiconductor: Half a well-appreciated bus
> attendant wearing leather and steel armour.
>
> TRIAC: Someone attempting to learn the Martian spoken in that terrible film!
>
> DIAC: Ditto, but passed away in the attempt!
>
> Thyratron: Robot's upper leg servo.
>
> Germanium: Flowers used to make early transistors.
>
> OC45: "For heavens sake look at ocean number forty-five!"
OCD: A compact disc with info about sea life.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Contemptible: A criminal waving a red cloth in front of a male bovine.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:8e0b005psv6p2sjq9...@4ax.com...
> > On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> > >"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
> news:<bu1aeg$j...@library1.airnews.net>...
> > >> Professor Miller is the author of numerous papers on the
> social-sharing
> > >> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human species.
> One of
> > >> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray
> squirrel (S.
> > >> carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest (snip) quickly
> rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an
> > >> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To
> Halve Nut."
> > >
> > >That's acorny title.
> >
> > "Walnuts" to you !
>
> You chew crack me up!!
Chewing: Flying mouth.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
Cracking: Columbian drug lord.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:5dp800h5p7gr53ach...@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 16:38:27 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 08:32:24 -0800
> > >"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spamnetscape.net> wrote:
> > >
> > >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > >> news:20040112174433.579c6d31.Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower...
> > >> > .
> > >> > "You want me to help you smoke your ganja?" Tom asked
> doobie-usly.
> > >> >
> > >> An old friend of mine from Dallas, named Noel, used to hang around
> > >> with Tom. I never figured out why they called him the grassy
> Noel...
> > >>
> > >I CIAin't alone in thinking that maybe a little
> > >character assassination
> > >is in order. I just hope it doesn't set a president.
> > >
> > ... or swelled some heads even more?
>
> These pot-shots are tasteless :-(
Who would want to shoot crockery anyway?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at the Dorchester
> Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads.
>
> The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows his invitation
> and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into the hall the
> doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but don't you
> start anything!!"
I expect sparks to fly!
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:04:34 GMT, "headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >news:1sd8005m68ds4i776...@4ax.com...
> >> On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 16:20:40 -0500, "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com>
> >> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >I once had a dog named Ed. Ed and I were walking in a park one day and I
> >> >slipped on a ledge and fell into ravine. The sides of the ravine were
> >slick
> >> >clay and wet rock and, try as I might, I couldn't grapple my way out. Ed
> >> >paced back and forth, barking, but no help came.
> >> >
> >> >Ed saw my distress and started pulling the bark from nearby branches.
> >With
> >> >his paws and teeth, he wove the strands of back into a crude rope. Ed
> >> >lowered the rope into the ravine, holding one end firmly in his jaws as I
> >> >grabbed the other. He then pulled with all his might till I scrambled to
> >the
> >> >top of the ledge. I want to tell you, I might not be here today to tell
> >this
> >> >story if it weren't for dog Ed determination.
> >>
> >> That's about the sisal it.
> >>
> >Ed's bark was as good as his bite.
> >
> Did Ed bark "Greig things"?
Barking: King who got drunk and went to the dogs.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 17:06:32 GMT, "headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >news:7kc80059f6dlomki1...@4ax.com...
> >> On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:09:37 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> >> <mara...@spamnetscape.net> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >"Harry Farkas" wrote ...
> >> >> Asterisk: A case of beer, a bowl of beans, and a Zippo lighter.
> >> >> --
> >> >I nominate the above for the Hall of Flame!
> >> >(holey smokes, whatta crack up~!!)
> >> >
> >> I'll give it a try in the flat you lent me.
> >>
> >This too shall pass.
> >
> Why? Did you rent yours out?
Renting: To lease a bell.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:09:37 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> <mara...@spamnetscape.net> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >"Harry Farkas" wrote ...
> >> Asterisk: A case of beer, a bowl of beans, and a Zippo lighter.
> >> --
> >I nominate the above for the Hall of Flame!
> >(holey smokes, whatta crack up~!!)
> >
> I'll give it a try in the flat you lent me.
Someone lent you an airless tire?
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
Or was it a granny flat?
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 11:09:50 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 22:20:34 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 09:53:19 -0800
> > >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> > >
> > >> On Wed, 14 Jan 2004 02:02:01 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > >> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating
> > >about:>
> > >> >On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 10:55:18 -0800
> > >> >"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spamnetscape.net> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> >> When the weather is this cold, miserable, drippy gray I get
> > >pretty> >> unbearable to be around. Must be time to cybernate.
> > >> >>
> > >> >Hey, I've got nothing against Nate!
> > >> >
> > >> Good, then you'll be going back to Nate's Tour?
> > >>
> > >Yes, and they'll call, "Nate, your lover's here!"
> > >
> > So, you intend to be Nate's "yer all"? What whill Sheila do?
> >
> I feel sure that she will bare it well.
Bearring: Musical ursine.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:t4pd009t9pi8036ln...@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 23:35:22 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >news:8e0b005psv6p2sjq9...@4ax.com...
> > >> On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> > >unused
> > >> words floating about:
> > >>
> > >> >"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
> > >news:<bu1aeg$j...@library1.airnews.net>...
> > >> >> Professor Miller is the author of numerous papers on the
> > >social-sharing
> > >> >> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human
> species.
> > >One of
> > >> >> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray
> > >squirrel (S.
> > >> >> carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest (snip)
> quickly
> > >rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an
> > >> >> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To
> > >Halve Nut."
> > >> >
> > >> >That's acorny title.
> > >>
> > >> "Walnuts" to you !
> > >
> > >You chew crack me up!!
> > >
> > Yeah, I'd heard other than soldiering on, you've also bceome a
> nutcracker.
> > Shy <cough> ski bum too, perhaps?
>
> You can telemarks my posts and that he's piste off that rich moguls like
> my carves! :-(
Moguls: More sea birds!
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:p0qd00l95fo2hflj9...@4ax.com...
> > On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 23:40:12 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >
> > >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >news:5dp800h5p7gr53ach...@4ax.com...
> > >> On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 16:38:27 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> > >> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating
> about:
> > >>
> > >> >On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 08:32:24 -0800
> > >> >"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spamnetscape.net> wrote:
> > >> >
> > >> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> > >> >> news:20040112174433.579c6d31.Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower...
> > >> >> > .
> > >> >> > "You want me to help you smoke your ganja?" Tom asked
> > >doobie-usly.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> An old friend of mine from Dallas, named Noel, used to hang
> around
> > >> >> with Tom. I never figured out why they called him the grassy
> > >Noel...
> > >> >>
> > >> >I CIAin't alone in thinking that maybe a little
> > >> >character assassination
> > >> >is in order. I just hope it doesn't set a president.
> > >> >
> > >> ... or swelled some heads even more?
> > >
> > > These pot-shots are tasteless :-(
> > >
> > AWww, yer just a Brady cat!
>
> You should be fired for making a hash of that post!
Or spam?
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
I bet that he will be the light of the party.
Tim Bruening
I bet that he will charge up the party.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 08:32:23 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> Don't Lecter me - one would think you prefer 'round meat!
Hannible: Male bovine that bites the hand that feeds it.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:14:52 +1300, "Gillian V" <gill...@xtra.co.nz> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >http://encarta.msn.com/encnet/features/dictionary/DictionaryResults.aspx?ref
> >> id=1861692756
> >
> >Like assault and battery?
> >
> Whadda you expect with a clipped joint?
Clipped pot? Clipped weed?
Tim Bruening
Kathy wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:qt6e00l669bml2egs...@4ax.com...
> Wonder what motorvated him to do it.
A desire to be stimulating?
Tim Bruening
Harry Farkas wrote:
> "Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> news:GOGNb.729$NV6...@read1.cgocable.net...
> They let him charge the room, of course.......<rimshot>
On Visa, Mastercard, or American Express?
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 01:10:28 -0500, "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"Kathy" <tnkt...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> >news:GOGNb.729$NV6...@read1.cgocable.net...
> >>
> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> news:qt6e00l669bml2egs...@4ax.com...
> >> > On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 11:14:52 +1300, "Gillian V" <gill...@xtra.co.nz>
> >> found
> >> > these unused words floating about:
> >> >
> >> > >
> >> > >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >> > >news:iryNb.18006$Es....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> > >> A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at the
> >> > >Dorchester
> >> > >> Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows his
> >> invitation
> >> > >> and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into the hall
> >the
> >> > >> doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but don't
> >you
> >> > >> start anything!!"
> >> > >>
> >> > >Like assault and battery?
> >> > >
> >> > Whadda you expect with a clipped joint?
> >> >
> >> Wonder what motorvated him to do it.
> >
> >They let him charge the room, of course.......<rimshot>
>
> Volt just a minute ... are you amplying that he had juice with the higher
> ups?
Yep, he had contacts.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:8e0b005psv6p2sjq9...@4ax.com...
> > On 14 Jan 2004 07:02:21 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these
> unused
> > words floating about:
> >
> > >"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
> news:<bu1aeg$j...@library1.airnews.net>...
> > >> Professor Miller is the author of numerous papers on the
> social-sharing
> > >> mechanisms and economic distribution systems of non-human species.
> One of
> > >> his most intriguing studies was his observations of the gray
> squirrel (S.
> > >> carolinensis) of the North American east and midwest (snip) quickly
> rejected by the Nobel Prize committee as being a plagiarism of an
> > >> earlier famous work. The title of his paper was "To Halve and To
> Halve Nut."
> > >
> > >That's acorny title.
> >
> > "Walnuts" to you !
>
> You chew crack me up!!
Cracking: Columbian drug lord.
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> .
> "You want me to help you smoke your ganja?" Tom asked doobie-usly.
"Vote for Bush" Tom said unKerryingly.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41265764...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> Surreal: Knight who only eats freshwater fishes of the order Anguilliformes
> or Apodes, because he finds they increase his sex-drive. They're an
> Apodesiac.
>
> Sex drive: Lovers' Lane.
Superman prefers Lois Lane.
nemo
Or a dead French king: Lois slain.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307A11...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Comcast: Computerized actors.
> >
> > Steelcast: Robot actors such as The Terminator.
>
> Arnie playing a gardener: The Germinator.
Also Arnold playing a doctor.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307AE4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rumble: Druken male cow.
>
> Possible: Male cow being chased by a deputised group of armed cowboys.
Is he a Mad Cow?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Surreal: Knight who only eats freshwater fishes of the order Anguilliformes
> or Apodes, because he finds they increase his sex-drive. They're an
> Apodesiac.
Surreel: Knight of Hollywood.
nemo
Amuser: Knight employed as Court Jester.
Braiser: Knight who rides a donkey instead of a horse.
nemo
Narr. A pathologist.
Arnie as a mathematician: The Denominator.
As a surveyor: The Declinator.
As a manufacturer of laxatives: The Eliminator.
As a pusher of LSD: The Hallucinator.
When he's wandering about: The Peregrinator.
As a hotel manager: Ruminator.
nemo
Posse bly!
He escaped though. He ran the udder way!
nemo
Lane Nark Shire: County where all the narrow streets are full of police
informers.
Randolf Richardson
You're almost calf-way to milking this tread!
--
Randolf Richardson, pro-active spam fighter - r...@8x.ca
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Sending eMail to other SMTP servers is a privilege.
nemo
Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95AA98FB...@24.64.223.211...
> ""nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:419EFD2B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >> nemo wrote:
> >>
> >> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> > news:40307AE4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> > > Rumble: Druken male cow.
> >> >
> >> > Possible: Male cow being chased by a deputised group of armed
cowboys.
> >>
> >> Is he a Mad Cow?
> >
> > Posse bly!
> >
> > He escaped though. He ran the udder way!
>
> You're almost calf-way to milking this tread!
>
Being Vegan, I should have Soya coming with that one.
Randolf Richardson
> Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> news:Xns95AA98FB...@24.64.223.211...
>
>> ""nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>>
>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:419EFD2B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >> nemo wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> > news:40307AE4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >
>> >> > > Rumble: Druken male cow.
>> >> >
>> >> > Possible: Male cow being chased by a deputised group of armed
>> >> > cowboys.
>> >>
>> >> Is he a Mad Cow?
>> >
>> > Posse bly!
>> >
>> > He escaped though. He ran the udder way!
>>
>> You're almost calf-way to milking this tread!
>
> Being Vegan, I should have Soya coming with that one.
You obviously haven't had enough Eyes Cream.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Purser: Cat knight.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:419EFD17...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:40307A11...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Comcast: Computerized actors.
> > > >
> > > > Steelcast: Robot actors such as The Terminator.
> > >
> > > Arnie playing a gardener: The Germinator.
> >
> > Also Arnold playing a doctor.
>
> Narr. A pathologist.
>
> Arnie as a mathematician: The Denominator.
> As a surveyor: The Declinator.
> As a manufacturer of laxatives: The Eliminator.
> As a pusher of LSD: The Hallucinator.
> When he's wandering about: The Peregrinator.
> As a hotel manager: Ruminator.
As a newspaperman: The Pressenator.
nemo
nemo
> On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 06:20:28 GMT, Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> found
these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >> Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> >> news:Xns95AA98FB...@24.64.223.211...
> >>
> >>> ""nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> >>>
> >>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>> > news:419EFD2B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>> >
> >>> >> nemo wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>> >> > news:40307AE4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > > Rumble: Druken male cow.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > Possible: Male cow being chased by a deputised group of armed
> >>> >> > cowboys.
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Is he a Mad Cow?
> >>> >
> >>> > Posse bly!
> >>> >
> >>> > He escaped though. He ran the udder way!
> >>>
> >>> You're almost calf-way to milking this tread!
> >>
> >> Being Vegan, I should have Soya coming with that one.
> >
> >You obviously haven't had enough Eyes Cream.
>
>
Narr. Not worth mentioning really - just a trifle.
Randolf Richardson
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
PurSimmons: Cats sleeping on a "Beauty Rest."
Randolf Richardson
You're just afraid to admit that you're feeling whipped!
nemo
nemo
Tim Bruening
Chocolate chip cookie: Favorite food of a chocolate computer.
Motherboard: Mother of a tree.
I.T.: Beverage on the Internet. E.T.: Another such beverage.
Transistor: Female sibling of computer.
Tim Bruening
Emu: Internet subatomic particle.
Ebay: Where computers swim.
Icing: Downloaded Internet songs.
nemo
Compressing: Song in a ZIP file.
nemo
2N706: Transistor in the first modern non-Bakalite UK telephone belonging to
a pair of chickens.
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/freshwater/t700info.htm
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
news:iryNb.18006$Es....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at the
Dorchester
> Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads.
>
> The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows his invitation
> and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into the hall the
> doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but don't you
> start anything!!"
I bet that he will be the light of the party.
Tim Bruening
I bet that he will charge up the party.
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> .
> "You want me to help you smoke your ganja?" Tom asked doobie-usly.
"Vote for Bush" Tom said unKerryingly.
nemo
What happened to his sole?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Which go in pant files?
nemo
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41265764...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4024CFFB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > You forgot Sir Cumference. Doesn't matter now though. He's been on a
> diet!
> >
> > Circle: Round knight.
>
> Surreal: Knight who only eats freshwater fishes of the order Anguilliformes
> or Apodes, because he finds they increase his sex-drive. They're an
> Apodesiac.
>
> Sex drive: Lovers' Lane.
Superman prefers Lois Lane.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 16 Jan 2004 08:32:23 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >news:p0qd00l95fo2hflj9...@4ax.com...
> >> On Thu, 15 Jan 2004 23:40:12 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:5dp800h5p7gr53ach...@4ax.com...
> >> >> On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 16:38:27 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> >> >> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating
> >about:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Tue, 13 Jan 2004 08:32:24 -0800
> >> >> >"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spamnetscape.net> wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> "Cybe R. Wizard" <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> wrote in message
> >> >> >> news:20040112174433.579c6d31.Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower...
> >> >> >> > .
> >> >> >> > "You want me to help you smoke your ganja?" Tom asked
> >> >doobie-usly.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> An old friend of mine from Dallas, named Noel, used to hang
> >around
> >> >> >> with Tom. I never figured out why they called him the grassy
> >> >Noel...
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >I CIAin't alone in thinking that maybe a little
> >> >> >character assassination
> >> >> >is in order. I just hope it doesn't set a president.
> >> >> >
> >> >> ... or swelled some heads even more?
> >> >
> >> > These pot-shots are tasteless :-(
> >> >
> >> AWww, yer just a Brady cat!
> >
> > You should be fired for making a hash of that post!
> >
> Don't Lecter me - one would think you prefer 'round meat!
Hannible: Male bovine that bites the hand that feeds it.
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
news:iryNb.18006$Es....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> A man turns up for a very posh and stuffy fance dress ball at the
Dorchester
> Hotel stark naked exept for being festooned with jump-leads.
>
> The doorman at first refuses to let him in, until he shows his invitation
> and then he lets him in reluctantly. As the man walks into the hall the
> doorman shouts after him, "Fair enough! I've let you in - but don't you
> start anything!!"
I bet that he will charge up the party.
Tim Bruening
I bet that he will be the light of the party.
ewelina jamużek
Użytkownik Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> w wiadomooci do grup
dyskusyjnych napisał:42880658...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
wery funny
nemo
Only if some soldier ants charge up his battery! (Again!)
nemo
He might even charge up the stairs too.
nemo
"ewelina jamużek" <ewelc...@o2.pl> wrote in message
news:d6cmbs$7h1$1...@nemesis.news.tpi.pl...
vell!" all over the plaice. Owzat 4 memory? Why he became spherical when he
said it, I've no eye deer.
Looks like there was a Cockenay dialect in Dickensian London where the
sounds of w and v were interchanged.
In the days when it was spelled Cockenay, it meant poof or fag. Do you want
to tell 'em or shall I?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Which go in pant files?
nemo
Howd'ya file a pant?
Tim Bruening
nemo
Pantograph: Records on paper the variations in power consumption of an
electric train with a comical Chrismas play for kids taking place on board.
Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
That's including V.A.T. - Vear And Tear!