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Tim Bruening

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Nov 9, 2009, 6:15:40 PM11/9/09
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Migrant: Ant that moves.

Militant: Aggressive ant.

Milker: Cow-dog.

Milking: King cow.

Mitring: Glove ring.

nemo

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Nov 11, 2009, 8:04:05 AM11/11/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Mitterand away: Cowardly French polly Titian.

Migrant: A �250 ($416.53) Winter Fuel Payment from the DWP which will appear
in my bank account any time now!

:o)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

DWP? Wasn't that a popular music style in the 50s and 60s?

Nemo

In 2007, retirement was heaven,
In 2008, it was bloody-well great!
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
It'll be same again in 2010!
And no! - in 2011,
I don't plan to go to heaven!

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