Aristotele, Newton and Pascal

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Aristotele, Newton and Pascal were playing hide and seek and Aristotele
was 'it'. So he put his hands over his eyes and strated counting to one
hundred.

Pascal scurried into nearby bushes to hide but Newton just stayed and
drew into the sand a square one meter a side around where he standed.

When Aristotele had counted to one hundred he looked around and spotted
Newton immediately. "Your it, Newton, I found you!" yelled Aristotele.

"Not so," said Newton, "a Newton per square meter is a Pascal."
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"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are
always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
"How come he didn't put 'I think' at the end of it?" - Anonymous