There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
Sorry, but you win!
> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
--
If we must become torturers to "preserve our country and our way of
life" then our way of life has already been lost.
>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>
>> If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>
> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
What's your point?
Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>>>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>> If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>>> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>
>> What's your point?
>
> Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
<Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will refrain.>
I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am praying for the
booby prize!!!
>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>
>>
>> If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>
>
> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
ROTFL!
HEY...wait a minute.
>>>>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>>> If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>>>> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>>
>>> What's your point?
>>
>> Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>
><Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will refrain.>
There is no way you can compete with me - Larry the Euphonious, Tony.
>>>>>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>>>> If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>>>>> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>>> What's your point?
>>> Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>>
>> <Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will
>> refrain.>
>
> There is no way you can compete with me - Larry the Euphonious, Tony.
You gonna phony us again?
>>>>>>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>>>>> If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>>>>>> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>>>> What's your point?
>>>> Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>>>
>>> <Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will
>>> refrain.>
>>
>> There is no way you can compete with me - Larry the Euphonious, Tony.
>
>You gonna phony us again?
That's my #1 campaign promise.
"A Vote for Larry is a Vote for Phony Euphemisms"
Did you see how dead this group was while you were away???
But they were of higher quality.
>> Did you see how dead this group was while you were away???
>
> But they were of higher quality.
You must be ingesting some higher quality drugs, if you are in any way
equating rec.humor with "quality".
You pray to a deity with boobies?
So you don't believe the quality of postings
is higher in r.h. when Larry isn't here ?
About time the unwashed heathen
pig dog saw The Light of The Goddess.
> You pray to a deity with boobies?
http://www.thaliatook.com/pix/kali.jpg
>>>> Did you see how dead this group was while you were away???
>>> But they were of higher quality.
>> You must be ingesting some higher quality drugs, if you are in
>> any way equating rec.humor with "quality".
>
> So you don't believe the quality of postings
> is higher in r.h. when Larry isn't here ?
I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're charging
for it.
Ugh. Not THAT one, thanks.
>>> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>
>> ROTFL!
>>
>> HEY...wait a minute.
>
> Did you see how dead this group was while you were away???
No, I did not. Do you think I need stronger glasses?
>>>> Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>>
>>> ROTFL!
>>>
>>> HEY...wait a minute.
>>
>> Did you see how dead this group was while you were away???
>
>But they were of higher quality.
Are you Greg Jr. now?
What does my laptop's battery have to do with this?
>>>Jeez gang!
>>>
>>> There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>
>>> Sorry, but you win!
>>
>> I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am praying for the
>> booby prize!!!
>
> You pray to a deity with boobies?
Yes, Goddess Peachy. Please answer my prayers!
>> I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're
>> charging for it.
>
> What does my laptop's battery have to do with this?
Whenever it's run down, the quality of your posts goes up.
Boy are you toast!
By, golly, you're correct.
<all set up fees owed Larry sent>
Never was, never shall be.
Feh. We could tell by his comments to you he's crusty.
>> Are you Greg Jr. now?
>
> Never was, never shall be.
And I am highly relieved to say I've got the DNA tests to prove it.
>>>>> Sorry, but you win!
>>>> I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am praying for
>>>> the booby prize!!!
>>> You pray to a deity with boobies?
>>
>> Yes, Goddess Peachy. Please answer my prayers!
>
> Boy are you toast!
He always lands butt-ered side down, too.
I fail to see what that has to do with anything since my laptop's
battery never crosses the street.
>> I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're charging for
>> it.
>
>
>By, golly, you're correct.
><all set up fees owed Larry sent>
LIAR! You sent me nothing!
That's impossible to believe, Greg. Everyone knows Mos has no DNA.
>>> You pray to a deity with boobies?
>>
>> Yes, Goddess Peachy. Please answer my prayers!
>
> Boy are you toast!
I am SO excited. Peachy's finally gonna give me the old marmalade
treatment!!!
>>>> You pray to a deity with boobies?
>>>
>>> Yes, Goddess Peachy. Please answer my prayers!
>>
>> Boy are you toast!
>
>Feh. We could tell by his comments to you he's crusty.
Are you suggesting that I loaf a lot?
> I fail to see what that has to do with anything since my
> laptop's battery never crosses the street.
What's the point of having a laptop if you never take it anywhere?
>>> I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what
>>> we're charging for it.
>> By, golly, you're correct.
>> <all set up fees owed Larry sent>
>
> LIAR! You sent me nothing!
...and it was worth every penny.
I take it places. It never crosses the street by itself since it
refuses to obey me and look both ways before crossing.
You don't get to talk. You owe me twelve bazillion dollars in setup
fees and until you pay them you aren't entitled to an opinion.
> In news:Gt%di.3030$Zh6.2999@trnddc04,
> peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>>>
>>>>>If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>>>>
>>>>Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>>
>>>What's your point?
>>
>>Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>
>
> <Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will refrain.>
Oh phooey on your self restraint!!
At least we remembered the s p e e d he thinks at.....
>
> That's impossible to believe, Greg. Everyone knows Mos has no DNA.
Her initials were CAF.
I'll pay for both of us.
Now, shut up about it.
>>>>>> I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what
>>>>>> we're charging for it.
>>>>> By, golly, you're correct.
>>>>> <all set up fees owed Larry sent>
>>>>
>>>> LIAR! You sent me nothing!
>>>
>>>...and it was worth every penny.
>>
>> You don't get to talk. You owe me twelve bazillion dollars in setup
>> fees and until you pay them you aren't entitled to an opinion.
>
>I'll pay for both of us.
>
>http://tinyurl.com/36vwt5
>
>Now, shut up about it.
When they are delivered to me, I will shut up. Until then prepare
yourself for maximum yakking.
>>>>I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're charging for
>>>>it.
>>>
>>>By, golly, you're correct.
>>><all set up fees owed Larry sent>
>>
>> LIAR! You sent me nothing!
>
> I think that's exactly what he just said.
You are not helping, my dear.
>>>>>I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're charging
>>>>>for it.
>>>>
>>>>By, golly, you're correct.
>>>><all set up fees owed Larry sent>
>>>
>>> LIAR! You sent me nothing!
>>
>> I think that's exactly what he just said.
>
>At least we remembered the s p e e d he thinks at.....
I think at the speed of light. Greg thinks at the speed of Lite beer.
>> That's impossible to believe, Greg. Everyone knows Mos has no DNA.
>
>Her initials were CAF.
No way, Jose! No quiet down before I kick your alien butt from here
to Uranus.
marma.... you are SO weird.
> In news:XICei.4511$tI5.1129@trnddc08,
> peachy ashie passion <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>>>>>>>>There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>If you used a killfile, there would only have been 87.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Yeah, but if I killfile Larry, what's the point of the group??
>>>>>
>>>>>What's your point?
>>>>
>>>>Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>>>
>>><Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will
>>>refrain.>
>>
>> Oh phooey on your self restraint!!
>
>
> I was asking Bill Colmers to restrain himself.
No, you weren't.
But even if you were, how's that not self restraint? That's only
just Bill doing it instead.
I'm firmly against self restraint!
I'm not?
Are you sure?
> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:lMcei.1573$5h6.360@trnddc05...
>
>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Tue, 19 Jun 2007 23:15:36 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>>><exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Jeez gang!
>>>>There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>> Sorry, but you win!
>>>
>>>I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am praying for the
>>>booby prize!!!
>>
>> You pray to a deity with boobies?
>
>
> About time the unwashed heathen
> pig dog saw The Light of The Goddess.
>
>
But the Goddess loves all her children, be their eyes open or closed.
>> I was asking Bill Colmers to restrain himself.
>
> No, you weren't.
>
> But even if you were, how's that not self restraint? That's only
>just Bill doing it instead.
>
> I'm firmly against self restraint!
I believe I understand why you say that. It must be really tough to
try to tie yourself spread eagle to the bedposts. <g>
>>>>>>I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're charging for
>>>>>>it.
>>>>>
>>>>>By, golly, you're correct.
>>>>><all set up fees owed Larry sent>
>>>>
>>>>LIAR! You sent me nothing!
>>>
>>> I think that's exactly what he just said.
>>
>> You are not helping, my dear.
>
> I'm not?
>
> Are you sure?
Let me check.
Yep, not helping. Sorry.
>>>>> You pray to a deity with boobies?
>>>>
>>>>Yes, Goddess Peachy. Please answer my prayers!
>>>
>>> Boy are you toast!
>>
>> I am SO excited. Peachy's finally gonna give me the old marmalade
>> treatment!!!
>
> marma.... you are SO weird.
It's a gift. And a curse.
I was hoping for you to butter my buns, but since you said I was toast
there wasn't much chance of that happening.
And pointless too!!!
> I think at the speed of light. Greg thinks at the speed
> of Lite beer.
<can of lite beer rapidly approaches Larry's head>
> You are not helping, my dear.
Speak for yourself, bucky.
>> What's the point of having a laptop if you never take it
>> anywhere?
>
> I take it places. It never crosses the street by itself since
> it refuses to obey me and look both ways before crossing.
It can't even bother to take a look out its own Windows, eh?
> You don't get to talk. You owe me twelve bazillion dollars in
> setup fees and until you pay them you aren't entitled to an
> opinion.
The thirteen bazillion buck YOU owe ME says you're wrong.
It's as well delivered as the set ups here.
Is that all ? Feh, the amount you owe me is higher....
oh, about $18 Canadian.....
Light does not move.
All too true. Peachy, quit trying to help Larry
understand what the hell he's talking about.
Ok, me no quiet down.
In fact, me no quiet up.
> I was hoping for you to butter my buns,
That just don't sound right, no matter who *you* say it to.
.....unless you're visiting ATJ again.....
Sorry MN
> I believe I understand why you say that. It must be really tough to
> try to tie yourself spread eagle to the bedposts. <g>
First boobies, now eagles.
Get yourself off to KFC and end this bird craving.
And some of us be more blessed be than others.
> "peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:0pLei.10082$Fk7.2808@trnddc01...
>
>>MosNot wrote:
>>
>>
>>>"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:lMcei.1573$5h6.360@trnddc05...
>>>
>>>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Tue, 19 Jun 2007 23:15:36 GMT, peachy ashie passion
>>>>><exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Jeez gang!
>>>>>>There were 340 posts! I had to just mark them all read!
>>>>>>Sorry, but you win!
>>>>>
>>>>>I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am praying for the
>>>>>booby prize!!!
>>>>
>>>> You pray to a deity with boobies?
>>>
>>>About time the unwashed heathen
>>>pig dog saw The Light of The Goddess.
>>>
>>
>> But the Goddess loves all her children, be their eyes open or closed.
>>
>
>
> And some of us be more blessed be than others.
>
>
Sometimes we take actions that set us up for blessings from the
Goddess. Sometimes they just drop in our lap unbidden.
>>>>>> What's your point?
>>>>> Can't see it - I keep a hat on.
>>>> <Sees setup for a Larry-type euphemism, but will refrain, will
>>>> refrain.>
>>> Oh phooey on your self restraint!!
>>
>> I was asking Bill Colmers to restrain himself.
>
> No, you weren't.
You're right. "Refrain - the principal, recurrent section of a rondo." Help
help me, Rondo, help me get outta the principal's orifice.
No, no, no, Tony. The person with the desire for restraint is young Miss
Peachy. I simply deign not to comment on occasion.
Bill
> I think at the speed of light. Greg thinks at the speed of Lite beer.
>
> Light does not move.
Wrong:
HTH
Prof. Dr. Bill Fitzgerald
>> I was hoping for you to butter my buns,
>
> That just don't sound right, no matter who *you* say it to.
> .....unless you're visiting ATJ again.....
Or a "Last Tango In Paris" film-buff club.
> Sometimes we take actions that set us up for blessings from
> the Goddess. Sometimes they just drop in our lap unbidden.
Sounds like the Goddess is getting assists from the God of Randomness.
>>>>I was asking Bill Colmers to restrain himself.
>>>
>>> No, you weren't.
>>>
>>> But even if you were, how's that not self restraint? That's only
>>>just Bill doing it instead.
>>>
>>> I'm firmly against self restraint!
>>
>> I believe I understand why you say that. It must be really tough to
>> try to tie yourself spread eagle to the bedposts. <g>
>
> And pointless too!!!
Yeah, I would imagine that it's not much fun when you're all by
yourself.
>> I believe I understand why you say that. It must be really tough to
>> try to tie yourself spread eagle to the bedposts. <g>
>
>First boobies, now eagles.
>Get yourself off to KFC and end this bird craving.
Can't now. Those finches are beginning to excite me!
I never knew you were Danish, Bill.
It's agoraphobic. I can't even use a landscape photo as its
wallpaper!
>>>> You don't get to talk. You owe me twelve bazillion dollars in setup
>>>> fees and until you pay them you aren't entitled to an opinion.
>>>
>>>I'll pay for both of us.
>>>
>>>http://tinyurl.com/36vwt5
>>>
>>>Now, shut up about it.
>>
>> When they are delivered to me, I will shut up.
>
>It's as well delivered as the set ups here.
I don't send you pictures of the setups, Mos.
Did I say twelve? I meant twenty. It's twenty bazillion bucks,
bucko!
>> I think at the speed of light. Greg thinks at the speed of Lite beer.
>>
>> Light does not move.
>
>Wrong:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/2bup7v
>
>HTH
>
>Prof. Dr. Bill Fitzgerald
Thank you, Bill. We old guys need to keep that young pup in line.
>> I think at the speed of light. Greg thinks at the speed
>> of Lite beer.
>
><can of lite beer rapidly approaches Larry's head>
<Larry dodges using his bullet time move>
I *AM* the One!
>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> You are not helping, my dear.
>
>Speak for yourself, bucky.
But I was!
You'd do anything to keep in practice.
Should be since you've been here
long enough to know he doesn't.
>>>>About time the unwashed heathen
>>>>pig dog saw The Light of The Goddess.
>>> But the Goddess loves all her children, be their eyes open or closed.
>> And some of us be more blessed be than others.
>
> Sometimes we take actions that set us up for blessings from the
> Goddess. Sometimes they just drop in our lap unbidden.
And often--...woo...wee.....that last line
brings Sloan to mind. <vivid image>
Thanks !
>>>>>>>I think the quality of our humor is worth exactly what we're charging
>>>>>>>for
>>>>>>>it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>By, golly, you're correct.
>>>>>><all set up fees owed Larry sent>
>>>>>
>>>>>LIAR! You sent me nothing!
>>>>
>>>> I think that's exactly what he just said.
>>>
>>>You are not helping, my dear.
>>
>> All too true. Peachy, quit trying to help Larry
>> understand what the hell he's talking about.
>
> Sorry MN
HEY! No fair helping him and not helping me!
>>>> That's impossible to believe, Greg. Everyone knows Mos has no DNA.
>>>
>>>Her initials were CAF.
>>
>> No way, Jose! No quiet down before I kick your alien butt from here
>> to Uranus.
>
>Ok, me no quiet down.
>In fact, me no quiet up.
I wrote that after midnight so typos do not count.
>> I was hoping for you to butter my buns,
>
>That just don't sound right, no matter who *you* say it to.
>.....unless you're visiting ATJ again.....
I crossposted it to alt.buns-buttered. Did you know some of the folks
there actually use margarine?
While in the buff?
Then we're all even since none of us send them, either.
> I never knew you were Danish, Bill.
Yer de der de der de der!
der de der der Bill
>> I never knew you were Danish, Bill.
>
> Yer de der de der de der!
> der de der der Bill
Børk! Børk! Børk!
>> It can't even bother to take a look out its own Windows, eh?
>
> It's agoraphobic. I can't even use a landscape photo as its
> wallpaper!
Perhaps you can use one of these instead:
http://www.jokewallpaper.com/jokepayed2002/html/194.php
http://photos21.flickr.com/29332867_9988be5023_m.jpg
http://www.brastensager.com/images/WindowsVista.png
> Did I say twelve? I meant Rule #1, bucko!
Fixed your post for you.
>>>> I was hoping for you to butter my buns,
>>> That just don't sound right, no matter who *you* say it to.
>>> .....unless you're visiting ATJ again.....
>> Or a "Last Tango In Paris" film-buff club.
>
> While in the buff?
I can't imagine anyone wanting to be a member of a club that lets you
come to meetings naked.
Greg
or more accurately, I *refuse* to imagine it
>>>>>> You don't get to talk. You owe me twelve bazillion dollars in setup
>>>>>> fees and until you pay them you aren't entitled to an opinion.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'll pay for both of us.
>>>>>
>>>>>http://tinyurl.com/36vwt5
>>>>>
>>>>>Now, shut up about it.
>>>>
>>>> When they are delivered to me, I will shut up.
>>>
>>>It's as well delivered as the set ups here.
>>
>> I don't send you pictures of the setups, Mos.
>
>Then we're all even since none of us send them, either.
Pay up or shut up, kid! <g>