Eldish, Oldish: Old plate.
Kurdish: Plate of cheese.
Prudish: Plate that's conservative about sex.
Sensing: musical echolocation.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4485186C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4109C895...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > > >
> > > > > Parapet: Supernatural dog or cat.
> > > >
> > > > Paralize: Supernatural fibs.
> > >
> > > Parabolas: Supernatural Mexican hunting device that tangles the legs of
> the
> > > prey.
> > >
> > > Parador: Supernatural entrance, e.g., what the Ancient Egyptians had so
> that
> > > the spirits of their ancestors could visit them. About 80% Alc/Vol, I
> think
> > > they were.
> > >
> > > Paracrine: A paratrooper sobbing because he's landed on his nuts and
> messed
> > > up his hormoans.
> > >
> > > Paradise: Heaven for Craps players.
> >
> > Paralegals: Supernatural lawyers.
> >
> > Bloomerangs: Flowers that keep coming back.
>
> Boomeringues: Cakes made of cooked egg whites and sugar that keep coming
> back. Must be indigestion!
Boomer: Sea of ghosts.
>
>Renee writeth this ...
>
> I love cats. I prefer them to people.
> They don't clog the Interstate
> and they seldom vote Republican
>
>I am definitely against giving cats the vote or letting them have
driver's licenses.
>Especially undocumented ones. And these days an election can be won by
a whisker.
Whisker: Dog with thick long hairs on their faces.
> Harry Farkas wrote:
> > "Buffalo Chilkat" <mam...@watering.hole> wrote in message
> > news:n19osv4lf5c1u8c6i...@4ax.com...
> >> Harry Farkas wrote:
> >>
> >> <snip>
> >>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> There was a big to-do at the medical conference. Each
> >>>>>>>>>>>> specialty wanted their own choice for dinner.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The Ophthalmologists wanted Eyetalian food.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The Cardiologists wanted hearts of palm.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The Urologists wanted pea soup.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> The Neurologists wanted meat lobes.
> >>>>>>>>>>>> And the Proctologists wanted rump roast.
> >>>>>>>>>>> The anesthesiologists wanted braised tsetse fly.
> >>>>>>>>>>> The internists wanted broiled tripe and sweetbread.
> >>>>>>>>>>> The orthopedists were happy just gnawing on a bone.
> >>>>>>>>>> The Nephologists wanted shellfish and the Obstinatricians
> >>>>>>>>>> refused to eat anything!
> >>>>>>>>>> The dentists just jawed down.
> >>>>>>>>> I heard the orthopedic surgeons saw ribs in their future.
> >>>>>>>>> The plastic surgeons inserted a request for melons.
> >>>>>>>> the psychiatrists thought about times when they were stuffed
> >>>>>>>> ate Jung bean soup and washed it down with Freudian brew.
> >>>>>>> The proctologists greased the waiter to order chitlins.
> >>>>>> The toxicologists ordered *poisson*.
> >>>>> The forensic pathologist ordered chopped liver.
> >>>>> Stephen King's psychiatrist had ghoulash.
> >>>>> The nematologist wanted brains.
> >>>> The podiatrists nailed down a serving of Pig's feet.
> >>> And the chiropodists pigged out on s'nails.
> >> The veterinarians wanted cock.
> >
> > The internists skipped dinner and just fooled around with their
> > organs.
>
> I donor about you but I reject the thought that internists are
> anti-bodies.
Blood Type: Vampire secretaries.
Blood Bank: Vampire money changers.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43CC8077...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Steve Jacobson wrote:
> >
> > > They had real problems at the zoo last week The Chinese bears got loose
> and
> > > terrorized the people. They also opened many of the cages and let the
> other
> > > animals out. It two days to get all the animals back in their cages.
> > >
> > > Yes, it was real panda monium there.
> >
> > The zoo was really snake bit!
>
> I thought a panda monium was a pentatonic Chinese reed organ.
Reedy: A demon weed?
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:413BAF77...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Michael Balarama wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3FD24BB7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Michael Balarama wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Was sent this:
> > > > >
> > > > > Noted Doughboy Dies
> > > > >
> > > > > Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a
> severe
> > > > > yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as
"Brown-n-Serve,"
> Fresh
> > > > > was an avid gardener and tennis player.
> > > > >
> > > > > Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in
recent
> > > > > years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs.
Butterworth,
> > > > > the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Betty
Crocker, the
> > > > > Hostess Twinkies, and Skippy.
> > > > >
> > > > > The graveside was piled high with flower as longtime friend,
Aunt
> > > > > Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who
"never
> > > > > knew how much he was kneaded."
> > > > >
> > > > > Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was
filled
> > > > > with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
cookie,
> > > > > wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes -- conned by
those
> who
> > > > > buttered him up.
> > > > >
> > > > > Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for
millions.
> He
> > > > > enjoyed being prodded by his many friends who invariably poked
fun
> at
> > > > > him.
> > > > >
> > > > > Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children
and
> > > > > another bun in the oven.
> > > > >
> > > > > The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
> > > >
> > > > May he Rise In Peace.
> > >
> > > He was puffed up
> >
> > How much dough did he leave to his family? How much bread did he
win?
>
> He made a Roman style home out a big blob of it. Doughmass.
Domass: Female deer in church.
> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >
> >> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 07:56:50 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> >>> <mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> >>>
> >>>> On Thu, 13 Nov 2003 18:01:11 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Buffalo Chialkt wrote:
> >>>>>> On Wed, 12 Nov 2003 23:15:34 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>>>> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> fredm...@the.PC wrote:
> >>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> >>>>>>>> news:<3fb029ee$0$3787$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>...
> >>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>> J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> On Mon, 10 Nov 2003 21:48:16 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> >>>>>>>>>>> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words
> >>>>>>>>>>> floating about:
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ynotssor wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for
Viagra.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> After careful consideration by a team of government
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> experts, it recently announced that it has settled on
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the generic name of mycoxafloppin.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course,
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ibepokin.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That got a rise out of me.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> But I've heard that's not hard.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Let's meat and find out. :-)
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> OK - I like to chew the fat
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> That'll bison time.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> She wants some of me jerky, too.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> What's your beef? Don't want me to see your raw hide?
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> It's the tanning he'll get that he should be concerned about.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> You've suede me.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> You can leather my hide, soap lease a condo date me some w'hair
> >>>>>> salooner than later, pleas.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Hay, are you skinny kid?
> >>>>>
> >>>> Woodn't ewe lick to gnaw. :-)
> >>>
> >>> Sheila, he's just a skinny dip.
> >>
> >> That explains why I can't bare him!
> >
> > You can't bare me a heir? That's a raw hide.
>
> It's a chamois he won't accept hand rubbing.
Rub Bing: A Bing Crosby massage?
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:413BAF84...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > "J. A. Mc." wrote:
> >
> > > On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 18:30:54 GMT, "headdr"
<tmac...@mindspring.com>
> found
> > > these unused words floating about:
> > >
> > > >
> > > >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > >news:uqr46091pe2omr862...@4ax.com...
> > > >> On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 16:48:01 -0500, "Harry Farkas"
> <hfa...@wowway.com>
> > > >> found these unused words floating about:
> > > >>
> > > >> >[Courtesy of Pat Drnec in alt.autos.studebaker]
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Misys gives Pecker head job
> > > >> >
> > > >> > By Nick Lord 05 March 2004
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Rudi Pecker assumes position in top slot in Asia.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >
> > > >> > After 14 years inside Misys in Europe, Rudi Pecker has
been
> > > >elevated
> > > >> >to the financial technology company's Singapore office, to
become
> head of
> > > >> >Asia Pacific sales. In this role, Pecker will head all Misys'
> strategic
> > > >and
> > > >> >commercial activities in the region, aiming to grow the
business and
> > > >enter
> > > >> >into long term relationships. Pecker's breadth of
experience....
> > > >> >
> > > >> One broker put a "Don't Buy" on Misys, seems to be headed for
the Red
> > > >Light
> > > >> district.
> > > >>
> > > >
> > > >Peter Piper Pimped For A Peck Of Pickled Peckers.
>
> Brand name: Penes from Heaven??
Brandy: Makes a demon drunk.
> On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 22:27:40 -0400, "Kathy" <tn5kt...@cogeco.ca>
found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> >> "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> >news:<10c405f...@corp.supernews.com>...
> >> > was sent this:
> >> > A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the
milk
> >> > pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got pregnant.
After
> >> > she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out," the
> >> > farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's
easy," she
> >> > replied. "Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"
> >>
> >> How cheesy.
> >
> >Udder nonsense.
> >
> Bulling for you ...
Bull Lee: A pushy Korean male bovine.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40EB9E87...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Porcupine: Cross between a pig and a tree.
> >
> > Dolphin: What a doll fish needs to swim in the doll sea.
>
> You posted those on porpoise!
>
> Those kind of aquatic mammals can easily cetacean people against their
> neighbours.
Conceal: Against certain marine mammals.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40EB9A70...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Sritk <sr...@aol.com> wrote in message
> > > news:20040228003013...@mb-m27.aol.com...
> > > > Hate crime-how I feel about lawbreaking.
> > > > Hate speech-why I don't talk much.
> > > > Hate groups-why I don't belong to any clubs.
> > >
> > > Hateable: Why I eat on the floor.
> > > Hatefulness: Why I don't eat much.
> >
> > Haiti: I don't like that drink.
> >
> Hated: Don't like people called Edward.
Hatred: Don't like the color of stop lights and stop signs.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40EB8CE2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Adverse: A hostile song.
> >
> > Adversity: A hostile city.
> >
> > Converse: Singing criminal(s).
> >
> > Reverse: To sing again.
> >
> > Attract: What a train runs on.
> >
> > Contract: Criminal railroad.
> >
> > Retract: To go on the train again.
> >
> > Subtract: What subway trains run on.
> >
> > Subtract: A train underwater.
>
> Digestive Tract: Chocolate railway lines. Umyay umyay!
Digest: Jokes by ex wife of Prince Charles.
Digest: Jokes about substances used to color clothes.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40EB8CD3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Admission: Religious advertising.
> >
> > Admit: Put on a glove.
> >
> > Bar Mitzvah: Jewish glove coming of age.
> >
> > Commission: A church on the Internet.
> >
> > Commit: A command to a glove to approach you.
> >
> > Emission: A dirty church.
> >
> > Emit: Dirty glove.
> >
> > Hermit: Female glove.
> >
> > Kermit: Green hopping glove.
> >
> > Kissmit: Glove in love.
> >
> > Mitten: The 10th glove.
> >
> > Mitigate: Gloves on an entryway.
> >
> > Mitterand: French glove bought with South African currency.
> >
> > Omission: Delete the church.
> >
> > Omit: Delete the glove.
> >
> > Permission: Price of a church.
> >
> > Permit: Price of a glove.
> >
> > Remission: To go to church again.
> >
> > Remit: Put on the glove again.
> >
> > Submission: Mermaid church.
> >
> > Submit: A very wet glove.
> >
> > Testament: Try out the glove before you buy it.
> >
> > Transmission: Transgender church.
> >
> > Transmit: Transgender glove.
>
> Transducer: For extracting the sap from bisexual oranges, whether
Shamouti
> or real outi.
>
> Piezo Electric, but his brother Fred is so boring.
Varmit: Crminal or pesty glove.
Vomit: Thrown up glove.
Zoomit: Animal glove.
Icing: Internet singer.
Rowing: Flying oar.
Sowing: Flying pig.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40EB8B5D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Reduce: The tennis game is tied again.
> >
> > Reduce: Mussolini is back in power.
> >
> > Subtract: A train underwater.
> >
> > Duction: The process of becoming a duck.
> >
> > Conduct: Against ducks.
> >
> > Conduction: Against becoming a duck.
> >
> > Reduction: To become a duck again.
> >
> > Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.
> >
> > Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.
> >
> > Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
>
> Duct Tape: Primate in charge of running cables within trunking.
>
> Trunking: Elephant monarch.
Horsing: An equine singer or a singer with a cold.
Purloin: Price of sex.
Bounty: Tea of abundance.
Tasting: D-Licious bell.
Tasty: D-Licious tea.
Trammer: Ocean of mass transit vehicles.
Tramming: Chinese vase of mass transit vehicles.
> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 20:07:18 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 12:20:25 -0700
> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Tue, 14 Oct 2003 04:22:29 GMT, Buffalo Chilkat
> >> <mam...@watering.hole> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >nemo wrote:
> >> >>Hauke Reddmann wrote ..
> >> >>> A Boeing goes to the doctor: "My wings hurt!"
> >> >>> "No wonder, they have ailerons!"
> >> >>Oh no it didn't. It couldn't get into the ruddy elevators!
> >> >
> >> >This is a tall tail.
> >> Much flap about nothing ...
> >>
> >You're right. I would not bank on the difference or my courage might
> >take a nosedive.
> >
> Immelman the fire engine if you do.
Flapping: Musical wing.
Dimly: Dumb or dark Korean.
Dinghy: Noisy boat.
Dinky: Key to loud noises.
Direly: Korean in trouble.
Cogently: Smart Korean.
Convey: Against veys.
Cowling: Baby cow.
Cowing: Flying cow.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41D503CB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Nascent: Young penny.
> >
> > Napkin: Sleeping relatives.
> >
> > Noisy: Loud ocean.
> >
> > Nosing: No songs.
> >
> > Noting: No bells.
>
> What you doing up that tree, squirrel?
>
> Nutting!
Nosy: Long time, nosy!
Sinking: Drowning king.
Stinking: Bad smelling king.
Taking: King who steals.
Tanking: King in the Army.
Renting: Tenant bell.
Wiping: Cleaning bell.
Whipping: Punishing bell.
Slapping: Another punishing bell.
Shipping: Bell on the ocean.
>
> >Marinade: Stuff you soak naval soldiers in.
>
> Jeebus, but you're a one-trick pony, aren't you?
G Bus: High gravity mass transit.
GGMIT: High gravity glove.
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40305D7C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3FB5CDBB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Chesapeake: Chess tournament on a mountain top.
> > > >
> > > > Advert: Add the color green.
> > > >
> > > R. Gent: Inventor of the colour blue.
> > >
> > > R. Gent Tina: His wife and where they lived.
> >
> > Pun Gent: A man who makes obnoxious puns.
>
> Astringent: A man made entirely from thread.
>
> Detergent: A man who frightens everyone away.
>
> Fulgent: A man who's eaten too much.
>
> Effulgent: His wife, Ethel.
>
> Plangent: An architect.
>
> Semitangent: A man who's sunbathing but hasn't turned over yet.
>
> Tangent: A man who has.
>
> Tingent: A very crude male robot - like as what was in Over the
Rainbow.
>
> Urgent: Her husband.
Reagent: Chemical man.
Regent: The man returns for more.
> On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 18:09:11 GMT, Panther Wyvern <panda...@sbcglobal.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >nemo wrote:
> >
> >>
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:40EB9496...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Johnnaishwerner wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > A bill to legalize marijuana will be discussed by a joint session of
> >> congress.
> >>>
> >>> This news makes me feel high!
> >>
> >> A Bill to legalise smoking the pink oboe might have saved Clitton. (Oops.
> >> Freudian slip!)
> >
> >Who is this Freudian and why are you wearing her slip?
>
> He's a Freudian, not!
Not a Knot C or a Knot T?
Subsume: Underwater math.
Eldish, Oldish: Old plate.
Kurdish: Plate of cheese.
Prudish: Plate that's conservative about sex.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4271C00B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Person: Price of a male kid.
> >
> > Perspirate: Price of sweat.
> >
> > Perspire: Price of the top of the church.
> >
> > Permission: Price of the entire church.
> >
> Peracleese: Price of a very tall Python comedian.
Python Comedian: Snake that tells jokes?
> Shashank <shashank...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:1101089464....@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > > Software from the Gates of Hell strikes again!
> >
> > That's a wicket thing to day, but one thing is Satan -- these guys
> > really, really need DVD out debugs!
> >
> If it were guitar tutorial software, they could have Bert Weedon out debugs!
Weedon: We are Mafia bosses.
Prudense Kitten: An early BBC puppet show for particularly stupid young
children!
She was pretty stupid herself and once got arrested for muffin the mule in
public!!
http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/other/prudence.htm
http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/muffin/muffin.htm
Me: "Don't tell me you've never heard of Monty Python's Flying Circus?"
You: "OK. But you're bound to find out about it sometime!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monty_Python
Cleese is the one in front with the severe droopy eyes.
Who taught hundreds of spotty little 50s and 60s teenagers to play the
guitar????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bert_Weedon
(*The* guitar? That's right. They only had one between them!)
So popular music is all their fault is it??
FX: BANG!!!!!! Ratatatatatatatouille!
(Well there's no need for them to go hungry while they're dying, in there?!)
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Heheheeee! Got 'em!
Boa Constricter: A prisoner who's become even more of a hardened criminal
after falling into a concrete mixer while wearing a ladies' feathered scarf
thingy!