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Laura Baxter

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Sep 19, 1996, 3:00:00 AM9/19/96
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SAIL HACKERS do it with [control]
SAIL HACKERS follow the procedure
SAIL HACKERS have high service levels
SAILORS are best on the sheets
SAILORS do it ad nauseam
SAILORS do it after cruising the seven seas
SAILORS get blown off shore
SAILORS like to be blown
SALESPEOPLE have a way with their tongues
SALESPEOPLE push harder
SALESPEOPLE use high-pressure techniques
SANTA CLAUS does it at the North Pole
SANTA CLAUS does it down the chimney
SANTA CLAUS does it in your stockings
SANTA CLAUS does it once a year
SANTA CLAUS does it with elves
SAX PLAYERS are horny
SAX PLAYERS do it in groups
SAXOPHONISTS have curved ones
SCEPTICS doubt it can be done
SCIENTISTS discovered it
SCIENTISTS do it experimentally
SCIENTISTS do it with plenty of research
SCOTSMEN do it with amazing grace
SCOTSMEN do it with the sporans
SCOTSMEN just do it
SCUBA DIVERS do it deeper
SCUBA DIVERS do it with a buddy
SCULPTORS beat at it until bits fall off
SCULPTORS do it with clay
SECOND FIDDLES do it vilely
SECRETARIES do it for their bosses
SECRETARIES do it from 9 to 5
SEISMOLOGISTS do it when the earth shakes
SEISMOLOGISTS make the earth move
SEMANTICISTS do it with meaning
SENATORS do it on the floor
SERGEANTS do it privately
SET THEORISTS do it with cardinals
SET THERISTS do it in groups
SHAKESPEAREAN SCHOLARS do it, or don't do it, that is the question
SHAREWARE PROGRAMMERS let you try it for free
SHEEP do it when led astray
SHEEP do it with Kiwis (NZ has a reputation for that sort of thing)
SHUBERT didn't finish it
SIGNALLERS do it with frequency til it Hertz
SIMULATION HACKERS do it with models
SIMULATORS do it continously & discretely
SINGERS do it with microphones
SKATERS do it on ice
SKEET SHOOTERS do it 25 times in 9 different positions
SKELETONS do it with a bone
SKIERS do it spread eagled
SKIERS do it with poles
SKIERS go down fast
SKUNKS do it instinctively
SKYDIVERS are good till the last drop
SKYDIVERS do it at great heights
SKYDIVERS do it in the air
SKYDIVERS do it sequentially {19}
SKYDIVERS do it spread-eagle
SKYDIVERS go down faster
SKYDIVERS go in harder {20}
SKYDIVERS never do it without a chute
SLAVES are masters at it
SLAVES do it for the maters
SMALL BOAT SAILORS do it by pumping, rocking, and ooching
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS do it graphically
SMALLTALK PROGRAMMERS have more methods
SNAKES do it in the grass
SNIPERS do it with a single shot
SNOBS do it better than you
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Safeguard
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with Zest
SOAP MANUFACTURERS do it with lava
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for 90 minutes" -the length of a soccer game
SOCCER PLAYERS do it for kicks
SOCCER PLAYERS do it in 90 minutes
SOCCER PLAYERS have better ball control
SOCCER PLAYERS have leather balls
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with class
SOCIOLOGISTS do it with standard deviations
SOCIOLOGY MAJORS do it with a conscience
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it over and over until they get it right
SOFTWARE DESIGNERS do it with system
SOFTWARE RELIABLITY SPECIALISTS keep it up longer
SOFTWARE TESTERS do it over and over again
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS can't do it where the sun don't shine
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it all day
SOLAR ASTRONOMERS do it with flare
SOLDIERS do it in a uniform fashion
SOLDIERS do it in an orderly fashion
SOLDIERS do it on command
SOLDIERS do it standing erect
SOLDIERS do it with a machine gun
SOLDIERS do shoot it
SOLDIERS parade it
SONARMEN do it aurally
SOPRANOS do it in unison
SOVIET HARDLINE LEADERS do it with tanks
SPARROWS do it for a lark {21}
SPEAKERS do it with pointers
SPEAKING CLOCKS do it on the third stroke
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it until it hertz
SPECTROSCOPISTS do it with frequency and intensity
SPEECH COMMUNICATION MAJORS give good oral
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS are oral specialists
SPEECH PATHOLOGISTS do it orally
SPELEOLOGISTS make a science of going deeper
SPELLCASTERS do it with their rods/staves/wands
SPELUNKERS do it in narrow dark places
SPELUNKERS do it in the hole
SPELUNKERS do it underground
SPELUNKERS do it while wearing heavy rubber protective devices
SPIES do it under cover
SPORTSCASTERS like an instant replay
SPRINTERS do it after years of conditioning
SPRINTERS do it in less than 10 seconds
SQL PROGRAMMERS do it with relatives (Relational dabasess)
ST MATTHEW did it passionately
STAGE HANDS do it behind the scenes
STAGE HANDS do it for every scene
STAGE HANDS do it in the dark
STAGE HANDS do it on cue
STAGE HANDS do it on the fly
STAMP COLLECTORS do it in sets
STAND-UP COMICS do it standing up
STATISTICIANS do it continuously but discretely
STATISTICIANS do it when it counts
STATISTICIANS do it with 95% confidence
STATISTICIANS do it with large numbers
STATISTICIANS do it with only a 5% chance of being rejected
STATISTICIANS do it with standard deviations
STATISTICIANS do it with two-tail T tests
STATISTICIANS do it; after all, it's only normal
STATISTICIANS probably do it
STEAM ENGINES pull trains
STEWARDESSES do it in the air
STRAGGLERS do it in the rear
STRUCTURED PROGRAMMERS DO it OD
STUDENTS are graded for their performance
STUDENTS do it as exercises
STUDENTS do it on a guaranteed loan
STUDENTS do it with their students
STUDENTS use their heads
SUBMARINERS do it deeper
SUBMARINERS use their torpedoes
SUPERCOMPUTER USERS do it in parallel
SURFERS do it in the tube. {22}
SURFERS do it in waves
SURFERS do it standing up
SURFERS do it with their wives, or, if unmarried, with their girl friends
SURGEONS GENERAL do it with their hand grippers
SURGEONS are smooth operators
SURGEONS do it incisively
SWASHBUCKLERS do it with three feet of steel
SWIMMERS do it in the water
SWIMMERS do it under water
SWIMMERS do it with a breast stroke
SWIMMERS do it with better strokes
SWINGING HACKERS move swapped
SYSOPS do it with their computers
SYSTEM HACKERS are always ready
SYSTEM HACKERS get it up quicker
SYSTEM HACKERS keep it up longer
SYSTEM HACKERS know where to poke
SYSTEM HACKERS swap on demand
SYSTEM MANAGERS do it with pencils
SYSTEMS PROGRAMMERS keep it up longer
SYSTEMS go down on their hackers
SYSTEMS have black boxes
Some PRINTERS blow bubbles while they're doing it
Some PRINTERS do it quietly
Some PRINTERS do it with lazers

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