Two days

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 7:41:12 PM10/27/07

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I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!

Greg Evans

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Oct 27, 2007, 7:46:00 PM10/27/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Somebody call a WAAAAAHmbulance for Larry...

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:28:33 PM10/27/07

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Welcome Back, Larry . . . good to know that you, and your 'puter, have
survived

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:29:22 PM10/27/07

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Emergency Services is otherwise BUSY, ya numbskull

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:32:29 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!

"less that two days" ?

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:33:01 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!

Hey, better 194 *new* messages than 194 *old* messages,

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:34:03 PM10/27/07

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Why ? He sprain himself bragging about being
gone "less that two days", or because of his withdrals ?

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:36:29 PM10/27/07

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MosNot wrote:
>
> Hey, better 194 *new* messages than 194 *old* messages,

Shhhhhh! Teasing *old* people about being old . . . that's happening in the
other string

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:47:12 PM10/27/07

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Blabbermouth!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:48:30 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:34:03 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> I now understand exactly what you were complaining about,
>>> Peachy. I'm gone less that two days and there are 194 new
>>> messages for me to slog through! Mos and the two Gregs are
>>> darn blabbermouths!
>>
>> Somebody call a WAAAAAHmbulance for Larry...
>
>Why ? He sprain himself bragging about being
>gone "less that two days", or because of his withdrals ?

I think you're having withdrawal withdrals.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:52:27 PM10/27/07

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Thanks, Summer. I had to fight my way back. I got a virus from Mos's
blog and it was very difficult to disinfect my computer.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:53:03 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:32:29 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>
> "less that two days" ?

Yes. I see that your reading comprehension is improving.
Congratulations!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:53:37 PM10/27/07

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I am not old! I'm pleasingly mature.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 8:59:28 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Not in less that two days.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:00:15 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Told you not to swallow the blog.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:01:08 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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And I'm happy for you than your learning to spell.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:13:49 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:59:28 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> I now understand exactly what you were complaining about,
>>>>> Peachy. I'm gone less that two days and there are 194 new
>>>>> messages for me to slog through! Mos and the two Gregs are
>>>>> darn blabbermouths!
>>>>
>>>> Somebody call a WAAAAAHmbulance for Larry...
>>>
>>>Why ? He sprain himself bragging about being
>>>gone "less that two days", or because of his withdrals ?
>>
>> I think you're having withdrawal withdrals.
>
>Not in less that two days.

You got me there. Now leave go!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:14:30 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:00:15 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>>>> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>>>> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>>>
>>>Welcome Back, Larry . . . good to know that you, and your 'puter, have
>>>survived
>>
>> Thanks, Summer. I had to fight my way back. I got a virus from Mos's
>> blog and it was very difficult to disinfect my computer.
>
>Told you not to swallow the blog.

I didn't swallow it! The link was poisoned.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:15:09 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:01:08 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>>>> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>>>> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>>>
>>> "less that two days" ?
>>
>> Yes. I see that your reading comprehension is improving.
>> Congratulations!
>
>And I'm happy for you than your learning to spell.

Me speel gudder now.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:15:29 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Third time funny. Less that two isn't.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:16:51 PM10/27/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Gives ya a warm glow inna blog, huh.

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:16:01 PM10/27/07

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MosNot wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> MosNot wrote:
>
>>>Why ? He sprain himself bragging about being
>>>gone "less that two days", or because of his withdrals ?
>>
>> I think you're having withdrawal withdrals.
>
> Not in less that two days.

Look!! in less than an hour, it's reverted to the Larry and MosNot show

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:23:09 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:16:01 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>>Why ? He sprain himself bragging about being
>>>>gone "less that two days", or because of his withdrals ?
>>>
>>> I think you're having withdrawal withdrals.
>>
>> Not in less that two days.
>
>Look!! in less than an hour, it's reverted to the Larry and MosNot show

We'll be here all week. Try the veal!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:23:49 PM10/27/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:16:51 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>>>>>> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>>>>>> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>>>>>
>>>>> "less that two days" ?
>>>>
>>>> Yes. I see that your reading comprehension is improving.
>>>> Congratulations!
>>>
>>>And I'm happy for you than your learning to spell.
>>
>> Me speel gudder now.
>
>Gives ya a warm glow inna blog, huh.

No.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:24:09 PM10/27/07

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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That's "The MosNot/Larry Show".

peachy ashie passion

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:30:55 PM10/27/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Yeah, welcome back.

I was gone two hours and there are 116 posts.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:35:12 PM10/27/07

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"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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33=MosNot
19=Summer
64=Larry.

We can't shut the dork up.

peachy ashie passion

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Oct 27, 2007, 9:48:04 PM10/27/07

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MosNot wrote:

Heh, yeah. THAT's the problem... sure.

MosNot

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Oct 27, 2007, 11:02:11 PM10/27/07

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Well, doing a bit extra to annoy him helps.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:24:02 AM10/28/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:24:09 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>Why ? He sprain himself bragging about being
>>>>>gone "less that two days", or because of his withdrals ?
>>>>
>>>> I think you're having withdrawal withdrals.
>>>
>>> Not in less that two days.
>>
>> Look!! in less than an hour, it's reverted to the Larry and MosNot show
>
>That's "The MosNot/Larry Show".

We'll let him think that for now, Summer. We know the real truth.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:24:32 AM10/28/07

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I know! Blame it on Mos.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:25:46 AM10/28/07

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On Sat, 27 Oct 2007 21:02:11 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>>>>>gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>>>>>through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>>>>
>>>> Yeah, welcome back.
>>>>
>>>> I was gone two hours and there are 116 posts.
>>>
>>>
>>> 33=MosNot
>>> 19=Summer
>>> 64=Larry.
>>>
>>> We can't shut the dork up.
>> Heh, yeah. THAT's the problem... sure.
>
>Well, doing a bit extra to annoy him helps.

Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:44:13 AM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Finally.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:44:47 AM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Too bad you don't know how to tell it.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:45:19 AM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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I did it all with malicious intent and forethought.

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:06:07 AM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> I'm pleasingly mature.

No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about that
sentence.

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:07:37 AM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> We'll let him think that for now, Summer. We know the
> real truth.

That nobody else cares, you mean?

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:09:12 AM10/28/07

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MosNot wrote:

> 33=MosNot
> 19=Summer
> 64=Larry.
> We can't shut the dork up.

MosNot is speaking of himself in the third person again....

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 12:18:06 PM10/28/07

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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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But it's the closest he's come yet
to a truthful statement about himself.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 12:19:23 PM10/28/07

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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message

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Feh. Since when did I become a
dork and lose my doofus status ?

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 12:49:49 PM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> We'll let him think that for now, Summer. We know the real truth.

That Larry's the *real* problem child for causing the quantity of posts to
double in less than an hour?

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 12:51:45 PM10/28/07

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But I *do* care . . . really . . . 'course, I'm admittedly emotionally
stunted

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 12:53:08 PM10/28/07

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MosNot wrote:
>
> Feh. Since when did I become a
> dork and lose my doofus status ?

Since you started carrying your house-key on a chain

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:13:25 PM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:14:45 PM10/28/07

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MosNot wrote:
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>

>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>
> Finally.

What finally? Larry rarely pays anyone for anything . . .

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:15:32 PM10/28/07

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Rule#1 abuse . . . what's your problem?

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:30:54 PM10/28/07

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The words "never pay". He finally admitted.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:31:10 PM10/28/07

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>
> <despondent sighs>

Slacker !

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:33:06 PM10/28/07

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"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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That's something I've never done, never shall.

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:35:42 PM10/28/07

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MosNot wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>
>> <despondent sighs>
>
> Slacker !

I know, I know . . . my efforts were otherwise expended for more gratifying
items

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 1:38:16 PM10/28/07

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Could also be that Larry just doesn't notice.

Bill Colmers

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:29:02 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski"

>And I'm happy for you than your learning to spell.
>
> Me speel gudder now.

http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20071027.html

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:32:00 PM10/28/07

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Are you sure, 'cause I did not know that.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:32:33 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:51:45 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> We'll let him think that for now, Summer. We know the
>>> real truth.
>>
>> That nobody else cares, you mean?
>
>But I *do* care . . . really . . . 'course, I'm admittedly emotionally
>stunted

What will you be doing for your next stunt?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:33:29 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:06:07 -0400, "Greg Evans"
<gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:

>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>
>No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about that
>sentence.

You never did know the definition of "pleasingly".

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:34:02 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:18:06 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>>
>> No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about
>> that sentence.
>
>But it's the closest he's come yet
>to a truthful statement about himself.

How do you know I wasn't telling a fib?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:35:16 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:15:32 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>>
>> No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about
>> that sentence.
>
>Rule#1 abuse . . . what's your problem?

What are Greg's problems? I could tell you but it will take awhile.
Are you free for about a month?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:36:15 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:14:45 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>
>> Finally.
>
>What finally? Larry rarely pays anyone for anything . . .

You're joking, right? I've been paying for my marriage license for a
very long time now.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:36:53 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:30:54 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>>
>>> Finally.
>>
>> What finally? Larry rarely pays anyone for anything . . .
>
>The words "never pay". He finally admitted.

Paid in full, you mean.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:37:23 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:13:25 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>
><despondent sighs>

You are just going to have to try harder, missy.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:38:13 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:38:16 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>>>
>>>> <despondent sighs>
>>>
>>> Slacker !
>>
>> I know, I know . . . my efforts were otherwise expended for more
>> gratifying items
>
>Could also be that Larry just doesn't notice.

Did someone other than Summer say something?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:39:22 PM10/28/07

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"That he is", said Larry.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:40:08 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:33:06 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>> Feh. Since when did I become a
>>> dork and lose my doofus status ?
>>
>> Since you started carrying your house-key on a chain
>
>That's something I've never done, never shall.

He's right, Summer. He actually has his house key pinned to his
mittens.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 2:41:25 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 07:45:19 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>>>> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>>>> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>>>
>>> Yeah, welcome back.
>>>
>>> I was gone two hours and there are 116 posts.
>>
>> I know! Blame it on Mos.
>
>I did it all with malicious intent and forethought.

I can accept every part of that sentence except the "thought".

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 3:10:53 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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Ok, skin, then.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 3:11:41 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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That's a rent to own, dude. You rent, she owns.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 3:12:36 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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BZZZT !

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 3:14:12 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Not outrageous enough.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 3:15:19 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Greg, Larry means it took all him life to find the right spots.

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 6:18:02 PM10/28/07

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MosNot wrote:

>>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>> No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no
>> right thing about that sentence.
>

> But it's the closest he's come yet
> to a truthful statement about himself.

Yeah, and if I stretch way up on my tippy-toes I can almost touch the
moon....

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 6:18:33 PM10/28/07

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MosNot wrote:

> Since when did I become a
> dork and lose my doofus status ?

Don't sell yourself short - you are truly multi-talented!

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 6:25:33 PM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> What are Greg's problems? I could tell you but it will take
> awhile. Are you free for about a month?

My main problem is when Larry makes a joke before I have a chance to.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 7:44:58 PM10/28/07

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"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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Only because you're standing on a chair.

peachy ashie passion

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Oct 28, 2007, 8:15:10 PM10/28/07

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SummersFrenzy wrote:
> Greg Evans wrote:

>
>>Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>>
>>
>>>We'll let him think that for now, Summer. We know the
>>>real truth.
>>
>>That nobody else cares, you mean?
>
>
> But I *do* care . . . really . . . 'course, I'm admittedly emotionally
> stunted
>
>

Aren't we all?

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:05:50 PM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
> You're joking, right?

In a humour newsgroup? Bite your tongue!

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:07:05 PM10/28/07

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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>
>><despondent sighs>
>
> You are just going to have to try harder, missy.

Sorry, babe . . . "harder" is not my territory

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:22:10 PM10/28/07

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peachy ashie passion wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> But I *do* care . . . really . . . 'course, I'm admittedly emotionally
>> stunted
>
> Aren't we all?

Are we? We are? Dayum - I was so hoping for that to be a unique
characteristic of my very own

Greg Evans

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:28:08 PM10/28/07

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SummersFrenzy wrote:

>>> . . . 'course, I'm admittedly emotionally stunted
>> Aren't we all?
>
> Are we? We are? Dayum - I was so hoping for that to
> be a unique characteristic of my very own

"Even if you're One In A Million, there are 6,757 people exactly like you in
the world."

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:45:04 PM10/28/07

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So One isn't really the loneliest number after all? Three Dog Night
were a bunch of liars!

SummersFrenzy

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:45:11 PM10/28/07

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Greg Evans wrote:

> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> Are we? We are? Dayum - I was so hoping for that to
>> be a unique characteristic of my very own
>
> "Even if you're One In A Million, there are 6,757 people
> exactly like you in the world."

And if they all lived next door, it would be quite the party until I . . .
but I say too much

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:46:47 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 18:29:02 GMT, "Bill Colmers"
<sambo...@nowhere.com> wrote:

>>And I'm happy for you than your learning to spell.
>>
>> Me speel gudder now.
>
>http://www.comics.com/comics/pearls/archive/pearls-20071027.html

ROTFL! I loved the sign in the background!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:47:19 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:14:12 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>>>>
>>>> No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about
>>>> that sentence.
>>>
>>>But it's the closest he's come yet
>>>to a truthful statement about himself.
>>
>> How do you know I wasn't telling a fib?
>
>Not outrageous enough.

Ok. How about "I like Mos"?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:48:11 PM10/28/07

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You snooze, you lose!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:49:07 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:15:19 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>>>
>>>No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about
>>>that
>>>sentence.
>>
>> You never did know the definition of "pleasingly".
>
>Greg, Larry means it took all him life to find the right spots.

Him not right when him write, Greg.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:51:00 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:11:41 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>>>
>>>> Finally.
>>>
>>>What finally? Larry rarely pays anyone for anything . . .
>>
>> You're joking, right? I've been paying for my marriage license for a
>> very long time now.
>
>That's a rent to own, dude. You rent, she owns.

That explains our pre-nup lease agreement. All but the part that
states the I have to pay for all her improvements.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:51:43 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 19:05:50 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>> You're joking, right?
>
>In a humour newsgroup? Bite your tongue!

OUCH!!! Damn your powers of suggestion, Summer!

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:53:11 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 19:07:05 -0600, "SummersFrenzy"
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>>>> Summer isn't annoying me. Oh, and I never pay any attention to you.
>>>
>>><despondent sighs>
>>
>> You are just going to have to try harder, missy.
>
>Sorry, babe . . . "harder" is not my territory

Are you honestly telling us that harder never even invades your
territory?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:55:02 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:10:53 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> I now understand exactly what you were complaining about, Peachy. I'm
>>>>>> gone less that two days and there are 194 new messages for me to slog
>>>>>> through! Mos and the two Gregs are darn blabbermouths!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah, welcome back.
>>>>>
>>>>> I was gone two hours and there are 116 posts.
>>>>
>>>> I know! Blame it on Mos.
>>>
>>>I did it all with malicious intent and forethought.
>>
>> I can accept every part of that sentence except the "thought".
>
>Ok, skin, then.

That's even less acceptable to me. Bill, our resident mohel, may be
able to help you.

Bill, it's snipping time.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:56:31 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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http://tinyurl.com/jdfog ?

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:57:19 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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But the spelling is correct, dammit !

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 9:57:48 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Oh, you got a fixer-up ?

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:13:34 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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Naw, you been married so long, you just
automatically do what a woman tells ya.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:14:35 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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You've never had that done to you, have you ?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:23:24 PM10/28/07

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Death by autoeroticism?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:25:40 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 19:57:19 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>> I'm pleasingly mature.
>>>>>
>>>>>No matter how you parse or interpret it, there is no right thing about
>>>>>that
>>>>>sentence.
>>>>
>>>> You never did know the definition of "pleasingly".
>>>
>>>Greg, Larry means it took all him life to find the right spots.
>>
>> Him not right when him write, Greg.
>
>But the spelling is correct, dammit !

How are we supposed to know what you were really trying to spell?

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:26:59 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 19:57:48 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> You're joking, right? I've been paying for my marriage license for a
>>>> very long time now.
>>>
>>>That's a rent to own, dude. You rent, she owns.
>>
>> That explains our pre-nup lease agreement. All but the part that
>> states the I have to pay for all her improvements.
>
>Oh, you got a fixer-up ?

Not yet, but her eyes light up whenever an ad for plastic surgery
comes on TV.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:27:49 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:13:34 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>> You're joking, right?
>>>
>>>In a humour newsgroup? Bite your tongue!
>>
>> OUCH!!! Damn your powers of suggestion, Summer!
>
>Naw, you been married so long, you just
>automatically do what a woman tells ya.

A lot you know! Her telling me to clean the house never works.

Larry Krzewinski

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Oct 28, 2007, 10:29:29 PM10/28/07

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On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 20:14:35 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
wrote:

>>>>>I did it all with malicious intent and forethought.

>>>>
>>>> I can accept every part of that sentence except the "thought".
>>>
>>>Ok, skin, then.
>>
>> That's even less acceptable to me. Bill, our resident mohel, may be
>> able to help you.
>>
>> Bill, it's snipping time.
>
>You've never had that done to you, have you ?

I'm not prone to describe those circum-stances.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 11:01:48 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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It keeps your mind alert. And you need all the lerts you can get.

MosNot

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Oct 28, 2007, 11:03:15 PM10/28/07

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message

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> On Sun, 28 Oct 2007 19:57:48 -0600, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>

>>>>> You're joking, right? I've been paying for my marriage license for a
>>>>> very long time now.
>>>>That's a rent to own, dude. You rent, she owns.
>>> That explains our pre-nup lease agreement. All but the part that
>>> states the I have to pay for all her improvements.
>>Oh, you got a fixer-up ?
>
> Not yet, but her eyes light up whenever an ad for plastic surgery
> comes on TV.

Feh, so her vibrator doubles as a flashlight.