I usually don't plug websites, but... Lets Say Thanks
MosNot
If you go to this web site, www.LetsSayThanks.com
you can pick out a thank you card and Xerox will
print it and it will be sent to a soldier that is currently
serving in Iraq. You can't pick out who gets it, but it
will go to some member of the armed services.
Wouldn't it be wonderful if the soldiers received
a bunch of these? Whether you are for or against
the war, our guys and gals over there need to know
we are behind them...
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>Whether you are for or against
>
>the war, our guys and gals over there need to know
>
>we are behind them...
Well DUH! If we were in front of them we'd probably get shot.
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:88f4k3lnsp5ifq78b...@4ax.com...
Glad I didn't write the statement, I merely copied and pasted.
Greg Evans
>> Whether you are for or against the war, our guys and
>> gals over there need to know we are behind them...
>
> Well DUH! If we were in front of them we'd probably get shot.
I couldn't find it online, but I recall an old editorial cartoon from the
70's or 80's titled "Muslim Mine Detector" - it showed a stereotypical
middle-eastern-looking man walking behind a woman in a burqa; she had her
fingers in her ears and she was reluctantly probing the ground ahead with
one tentative foot....
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>Whether you are for or against
>>>
>>>the war, our guys and gals over there need to know
>>>
>>>we are behind them...
>>
>> Well DUH! If we were in front of them we'd probably get shot.
>
>Glad I didn't write the statement, I merely copied and pasted.
It's your fault, kid. The paster is responsible for all copy and
paste errors. If you don't believe me then you'd better read your
rec.humor handbook.
Larry Krzewinski
If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have got another
thing coming.
MosNot
You left out a comma.
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have got another
> thing coming.
You mean, the fact that it's paisley?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have got another
>> thing coming.
>
>You mean, the fact that it's paisley?
Paisley doesn't really go with my eyes.
Greg Evans
> Paisley doesn't really go with my eyes.
So what does go with "jaundiced and bloodshot", then?
Greg Evans
> If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have
> got another thing coming.
A burqa would look better on you than that muu-muu...
Larry Krzewinski
<gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
>> Paisley doesn't really go with my eyes.
>
>So what does go with "jaundiced and bloodshot", then?
Yellow fever?
Larry Krzewinski
No, it wouldn't. There is no such thing as a strapless burka.
MosNot
Gave up your search, huh.
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> Yellow fever?
That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
Greg Evans
>> Yellow fever?
>
> That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
Ah, so.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5qk76dF...@mid.individual.net...
They likee sum yung gai.
Greg Evans
>>>> Yellow fever?
>>> That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
>> Ah, so.
>
> They likee sum yung gai.
They love you long time?
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
I give them eggroll.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> Yellow fever?
>
>That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
Oh yeah! Lucy Liu, where are you?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> If our troops think that I'm wearing a burqa they have
>>>> got another thing coming.
>>>
>>>A burqa would look better on you than that muu-muu...
>>
>> No, it wouldn't. There is no such thing as a strapless burka.
>
>Gave up your search, huh.
Yes. <sob>
MosNot
Not with you, so go "boo-hoo-hoo".
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Yellow fever?
>>>
>>>That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
>>
>> Oh yeah! Lucy Liu, where are you?
>
>Not with you, so go "boo-hoo-hoo".
No way. I'll just take a short drive to Chinatown or Japan Town or
Koreatown and find her double.
MosNot
Should be able to find thousands.
Offer her egg roll, she love you long time.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>> Yellow fever?
>>>>>
>>>>>That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
>>>>
>>>> Oh yeah! Lucy Liu, where are you?
>>>
>>>Not with you, so go "boo-hoo-hoo".
>>
>> No way. I'll just take a short drive to Chinatown or Japan Town or
>> Koreatown and find her double.
>
>Should be able to find thousands.
>Offer her egg roll, she love you long time.
That's the idea.
MosNot
> On Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:50:28 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>>>>That's when you got the hots for Oriental women.
>>>>> Oh yeah! Lucy Liu, where are you?
>>>>Not with you, so go "boo-hoo-hoo".
>>> No way. I'll just take a short drive to Chinatown or Japan Town or
>>> Koreatown and find her double.
>>Should be able to find thousands.
>>Offer her egg roll, she love you long time.
>
> That's the idea.
Just an idea, huh.
SummersFrenzy
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>>>>>> Oh yeah! Lucy Liu, where are you?
>>>>>Not with you, so go "boo-hoo-hoo".
>>>> No way. I'll just take a short drive to Chinatown or Japan Town or
>>>> Koreatown and find her double.
>>>Should be able to find thousands.
>>>Offer her egg roll, she love you long time.
>>
>> That's the idea.
>
> Just an idea, huh.
he *does* claim to be happily married . . . that's either delusion - or an
open marriage - or serious <gag> monogamy
Larry Krzewinski
Which part of Rule #1 don't you understand?
SummersFrenzy
>
> Which part of Rule #1 don't you understand?
I understand all of it . . . I just don't accept any part that Larry
references . . . because it would all be lies
Larry Krzewinski
I have taught you well, grasshopperess. It is now time for your grass
to get hopping.