FIGHT CRIME, SHOOT BACK.

SMILE IF YOU'RE HORNY
:)

   Have You Hugged Your Toilet Lately?

or.... as per the modified Heart vs. Club, from a Mother Goose & Grimm comic:

   I (spade) My Dog

Just found this group, thanks for the laughs!

Christine

:    Have You Hugged Your Toilet Lately?

: or.... as per the modified Heart vs. Club, from a Mother Goose & Grimm comic:

:    I (spade) My Dog

Back when those damned I (heart) my Cat bumper stickers were all the rage

I bought one and put it on my truck but I covered the (heart) with a
stick-on number 8 (the kind you put on your house to display your address)

So the bumper sticker said "I 8 my Cat"

It cheesed of the people that were into those I (heart) My ... bumper
stickers  and people with a warped sense of humor really liked it.

"I don't see you, so don't pretend to be there."

But my favorite license plate, in the land where it seems that everyone
has a vanity license plate:

I C U 2 U Q T

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!  The California DMV is now giving out license plates
that, along with the other letters, have HEARTS on them!  And other symbols
too!  I saw one with a hand on it.  Honest to God!

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"Cthulu For President. Why settle for the lesser evil?"

   and

"Don't worry, everything is under control. This message brought
 to you by the Illuminati."

   My old Dodge Dart says:

"My other car is a Mach 5"

(actually, it's a BMW, but who would believe *that*?)

Cordially,

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  Careful what you say, I might work for the government.

No problem.  As long as it's not smiley faces or, God forgive me for even
bringing up the idea, pictures of Barney ... |-(
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                   to
Beer, The Old lady & TV.

A WOMAN WHO SEEKS TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACKS AMBITION

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance

The religious right is neither

What if the president were a homeless black woman with AIDS?

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        "No Muff Too Tough!"

I (club) my wife.

Pretty tasteless, but I grinned.

I (screw) my cat.

Bleah!

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There have been so many of these posted, I had to throw in my favorite:
Sorry about your daughter

I love the ones that say  "MY CHILD BEAT UP THE HONORS STUDENT
AT so-n'-so!"

But those /\  are great!
         /  \
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                                    Explorer no. 1

        I (club) My Dog

i saw this bumper sticker the other day

Practice safe government, use kingdoms

zen

       SKATEBOARDING ONLY
   No pedestrians, bicycles,
  motorcycles or cars allowed!

Heh-heh!
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and another (controversial one)

Abortion stops a beating parent

BR.I (screw) my cat.

BR.Bleah!

I once saw an advert for a company that sold stickers of a
screw.  You were supposed to place the 'screw' over the 'heart' on
someone's bumper sticker...

Steve

* 1st 1.11 #4955 * Steve Hall, St. Petersburg, FL (72064....@compuserve.com)

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jho...@galaxy.csc.calpoly.edu | Increase looks, torque, & hp by stickers!
ho...@minerva.robadome.com | Get your "Power by stickers" sticker 2day!

"Ex-wife for sale.Take over payments."

Rhonda

:>Doesn't everyone hate the ones that say--"MY CHILD IS AN HONORS
:>STUDENT AT so-n'-so"

:>I love the ones that say  "MY CHILD BEAT UP THE HONORS STUDENT
:>AT so-n'-so!"

How about "My child has perfect attendance at <xxx> State Penitentiary!"

or "Save the trees, Eat a beaver!"

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