21/7 Puns
Tim Bruening
> On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 04:33:12 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
found
> these unused words floating about:
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>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
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>>>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 14:51:59 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net>
found
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>>>>nemo wrote:
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>>>>>Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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>>>>>>ynotssor wrote:
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>>>>>>>"Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>...that someone stopped payment on your sanity check
>>>>>>>>...when you pass a bank you suffer withdrawal symptoms
>>>>>>>>...you think bankruptcy is a fate worse than debt!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>I've decided to quit Thanksgiving cold turkey.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's a very gravy decision
>>>>>
>>>>>Now there's a thing! There's another! I wonder where they're coming
from.
>>>>>. . . er, anyway, I can post another Jingle Bells spoof to that
one! -
>>>>>(Prudish goose: Propaganda.)
>>>>>Anybody want to hear the frozen Santa one again?
>>>>
>>>>I dont carrot all to hear it!
>>>
>>>It's rutabaga in, don't you think?
>>
>>Hm, when did you turnip?
>
> About 15 years before your wagon tale.
I've seen lots of wagon tails.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Marmoset <marm...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94888CB2128F0...@216.196.97.136...
> Hear about the poor Chemestry class?
>
> They did as best as they could
>
That's a Jeep thing to do! Pinching a pun from the Safety Curtain in a
very
ancient Popeye cartoon! You gotta pay Swee'pea his royalties now!
Izzzzurrrrrrso?!!
How come I can remember that but I can't remember what I did
yesterday?
Howd'ya make your Marmoset? Put plenty of Pectin in it!
Pectin: Penis of the Tin Man.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:GyRUb.19720$Du5....@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> Tina Turner's grandchildren call her "Gams"
Call her gams what???
Ike used to call them "bruised", the bastard!
This reminds me of the man with a wooden leg named Fred.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Timmy <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:1105332418.4...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
> Advising: Helpful song.
>
> Advertising: Commercial song.
>
> Amazing: One singing corn field.
>
> Bemusing: Singing bee.
>
> Crossing: A musical religious symbol.
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> Hissing: Song made by a snake.
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> Icing: A frozen song.
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> Massing: A heavy song.
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> Missing: A girl who can't carry a tune.
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> Musing: A singing cow or cat or poet.
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> Passing: A musical mountain path.
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> Passing: Sung by cars as they pass each other.
> Rising: A song that makes you soar.
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> Rising: Singing grain.
>
A rye definition.
Riser: Grain dog.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Wagon Wheals were better. Great big individual chocolate biscuits you could
wallop people with!
http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=18
nemo
Professor who studies penes: Phallusopher!
Tizcir: Hineh 'Alom Shem!
or because I like cats - Al Moggie!
nemo
Or the Buffy the Umpire Slayer character with a wooden leg named Willow!
nemo
Quite common on the island of Barley.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bar Lee: Korean alcohol vendor?
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Riser: Grain dog.
Riser: A soaring knight.
nemo
Had he eaten a really hot curry, spent most of the night Vindaloo and woke
up with a sore ring?
nemo
Was he naughty and got pectin after school?
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bar Lee: Korean alcohol vendor?
nemo
Charlie Bar Lee?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bar Lee: Korean alcohol vendor?
Nemo
Nemo
Tim Bruening
Nemo wrote:
Sweet Tea: Sugary conservative American political movement.
Nemo
Tim Bruening
Nemo wrote:
Sweet Tea: Sugary conservative American political movement.
Nemo
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