God created the world in six days, but it took him four years to graduated
from Purdue.
Purdue-Library
(over the toilet paper dispenser)
Nixon tapes-seize one
or...
Another fine abrasive by 3m
or...
Do not rotate over 3,600 rpm.
etc.
ohio state-various locals
Some graffiti is best when it is embelished by others:
Free soviet jews!
-below-
With each $25.00 purchase
or...
It's better to get pissed off than to get pissed on.
-below-
Have you ever been pissed on without being pissed off?
or...
Beam me up scottie!
-below-
I canna do it, Cap'n. You're surrounded by steamy vapors that are causin'
a disengagement of the transmitter ray.
-below-
any ideas Spock?
-below-
Try another stall, and this time don't fart.
.......
You get the idea. I'm sure that the collective creativity and diversity of
the net can come up with graffiti (or singularly graffito) better than that
which I have provided. I look forward to your postings.
Michael Husman
The 0hio State University
'Cow'lumbus, 0hio
Sig? Who has time to write a sig (besides Dan Kogai that is (sorry Dan))?
HE IS RISEN
HE IS NOT HERE!
This is not as sacrilegious as you might think. I recognized the
hand writing as belonging to one of the more unconventional, but
comprehensible Christian thinkers of our day. His identity shall
remain a secret.
--
jeff davis da...@keats.ca.uky.edu
part of the world of American bad actors who, when the chips are down, go to
Florida... Ninety-Two in the Shade by Thomas McGuane
While visiting the Towson State University student union early this
summer to catch "A Change of Pace, with Bob and Jeff", (Quite funny
these two) I caught a new one in the men's room:
There was a grid of about 12 boxes inked on one wall. Over the grid
was the phrase "Booger Contest". Each box was dutifully filled with
great big huge boogers! Really gross! (no, I was not a contributor)
TRUST IN JESUS
or some other generic religous quote, which was painted on a bridge somewhere.
The first thing that came to mind was that someone, who was obviously a
criminal type (after all they were vandilizing the bridge with their
graffiti) wanted me to trust and respect their judgement about their
religion. And yet, they were willing to openly admit (by the fact they
used graffiti to display their message) that they were willing to
flagrently break the law.
Maybe this should go under the oxymoron thread?
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
Anyway, a couple of fun ones:
Seen on a bathroom wall: ANYONE CAN PISS ON THE FLOOR.
BUT CAN YOU SHIT ON THE CEILING!
Or, who knows where this one will go (also on a bathroom wall): COPY ME
-me -disclaimer: yeah, whatever...
ANY ASSHOLE CAN PISS ON THE FLOOR.
BE A HERO AND SHIT ON THE CEILING!!!
Not now dear,
I'm getting a PhD.
I suppose this is opposed to getting a post MS. Silly me.
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"Life is too short not to be serious.. the game is too damn long, don't
be serious.." said the master. "Ya.. huh?" cha...@athena.UUCP
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Anyone can learn how to paint: a true artist learns how not to paint. -- me
About one I read in the stall the other day:
As usual, while I was sitting there, I was reading the literature on hand
when I noticed some writing near the bottom of door. I leaned over to look
at it, and read:
"You are now leaning at 45 degree angle."
(I was, too.)
The Game Master
Paul Brinkley
brin...@cs.utexas.edu
Jesus Saves
Moses Invests
-nik n...@bu-it.bu.edu.
% Hey netters! How about starting a new thread based on the graffiti you
% have seen in your travels?
Department of Transport poster...
*********************
* CYCLISTS! *
* LEARN THE ART *
* OF SELF-DEFENCE! *
*********************
Handwritten beneath it:
Kill a Motorist!
--
Ken Johnson, AI Applications Institute, 80 South Bridge, Edinburgh EH1 1HN
E-mail k...@aiai.ed.ac.uk, phone 031-225 4464 extension 212
``The truth is less glamorous, but more useful.'' (after Bruce Clayton)
>Jesus Saves
>Moses Invests
Mongol Hoards
Charli...@mindlink.UUCP
"Some people say there's something wrong with you if
you understand this comic strip." -- Odd Bodkins
Seen above a condom dispenser(ain't college restrooms great?):
THIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER!
Seen on the walls of bubble gum alley, SLO:
EAT ME! (of course it was spelled entirely with 1000 year old gum)
--Eden :-)
This was seen in the bathroom of one of buildings at uh
"Men are just life-support system for their dicks"
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(Probably urban ledgend, but a great line anyway....)
A sign outside the Hawthorn Church of Christ, late seventies:
"What would you do if Christ came to Hawthorn?"
added:
"Shift Hudson to centre half forward!"
On a railway bank in Sydney (reported by a friend):
God Hates Homos
added:
But does he like baba gunush?
--
Gregory Bond, Burdett Buckeridge & Young Ltd, Melbourne, Australia
Internet: g...@melba.bby.oz.au non-MX: gnb%melba....@uunet.uu.net
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"Keyboard? How quaint!" - M. Scott
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UUCP: ..!ukc!cs.hw.ac.uk!adrian | ARPA: adr...@cs.hw.ac.uk
Virginity is like a bubble in the stream of life:
One prick and it's gone forever.
And this one I saw on a T-shirt worn by a young lady in the local
Subway sandwich shop just yesterday:
Kiss me where it stinks - New Jersey.
Tile of Two Cities
Grout Expectations
Go Tile it on the Mountain
Tastes Grout! Less Tiling!
(you get the idea - there are many more)
You must have been in the LADIES bathroom to see that, cause that's a
reversal of the classic:
Woman - a life support system for a pussy
-MWS
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Here's one that I like to add to those paper toilet seat cover packages (and
there is a vast array of euphemisms for those devices):
All the boxes say at the top "First Pull Up, Then Pull Down", and I have
the irresistable urge to add "Then pull up, then you shake it all about,
do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around...."
I also saw one bathroom wall where, at eye level, a small arrow pointed forward
and towards the ground. As you followed it, the arrows continued pointing until
you got to a very fine print message, upside down, at the very bottom of the
stall: "You're pissing in your beard."
--
Tim N Roberts, CCP ...hplabs!tektronix!sequent!gssc!timr
Illegitimi non carborundum ti...@gssc.gss.com
"The more you cultivate people the more you turn up clods."
In the top right corner of a cubicle, in very small letters,
so small, in fact, that you had to scramble up onto the bowl
and then stand on the water reservoir, squinting upwards,
were the words: "What the hell are you looking up here for?"
--
``The path to the future lies through the
corpus callosum.'' Carl Sagan.
Joe Voros, Physics Dept, Monash University, Clayton, VIC, 3168, Australia.
or:
Men: a life support system for a pussy.
Women: a life support system for a dick.
Guess it depends on how you look at it.
b.bumgarner | Disclaimer: All opinions expressed are my own.
wb...@andrew.cmu.edu | I officially don't represent anyone unless I
NeXT Campus Consultant | explicity say I am doing so. So there. <Thpppt!>
"I ride tandem with the random/Things don't run the way I planned them.."
Appearing in the Science Center library bathroom prior to a Chem hourly:
Heisenberg may have been here.
It's uncertain.
OK OK OK . . . .
No body else will say it os I will . . . .
Aaron Rents
So there.
Once spray-painted on a wall in my hometown (though actually a
suburb of San Jose):
Welcome to San Jose.
Now go home.
HOwever, part of the wall was knocked down several years ago,
so it now reads:
San Jose
go home
>Michael Husman
Valerie Ohm or val...@athena.mit.edu or vjohm%cir...@oliveb.ATC.olivetti.com
"It's like the sound of two oranges being nailed together" - John Michael Stipe
If you actually believe that I might be speaking for Cirrus Logic or MIT, I've
got this nice strip of beachfront property in Kansas that I'd love to sell you.
Advertisement on condom dispenser in bar:
COLLECT ALL THREE
bud
(date, time) well, looks like I'm the first one in line, what a feeling
to start a tradition.
-below-
the saga continues .....
many dates and times below
>Jesus Saves
>Moses Invests
Thanks a lot, duuuuuude....now I gotta go see it for myself!
--
Kenneth R. Crudup, Lotus Development Corp. Contractor, NASD/QA system V
1 Rogers Street 6381D, Cambridge, MA 02142. (617) 693 4111.
Work: kcr...@roxbury.lotus.com, Home: nubian!ke...@ima.ima.isc.com
"Hip-hop/smoothed out/on the R&B tip/with a pop feel/appeal/to it."
On Berkeley dorm bathroom condom dispenser:
(With arrow to coin slot) Insert baby here for refund.
-- Mitch
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-- Mitch Patenaude KB6HNH (Roving SysAdmin and Student)
g-pa...@steer.calstate.edu Gan...@Calstate.BITNET
"Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an astrophysicist out of my hat!"
>The first thing that came to mind was that someone, who was obviously a
>criminal type (after all they were vandilizing the bridge with their
>graffiti) wanted me to trust and respect their judgement about their
>religion. And yet, they were willing to openly admit (by the fact they
>used graffiti to display their message) that they were willing to
>flagrently break the law.
So what? Jesus broke the law in his day too.
OBJ: Why do you always take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?
If you take one he will drink all your beer.
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>Jesus Saves
...but Esposito scores on the rebound!
And who could forget that most unfortunate of Air Force slogans,
"Aim High!"
[..I remember these !..]
From the same source: Just above the toilet-paper-roll-holder, written in
formal handwriting:
Arts degrees: Please take one
<Ducks and runs out of room :-) >
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> Joe Voros, Physics Dept, Monash University, Clayton, VIC, 3168, Australia.
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Here at KSU, there is one which says:
"Press here for short lecture by the Dean."
1. Push button
2. Rub hands together
3. Switches off automatically
(and handwritten underneath)
4. Wipe hands dry on trousers.
joan
--
Joan McGalliard,
"Beware of geeks baring GIFs" Latrobe University,
Department of Computer Science.
Melbourne, Australia.
From the outside?
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Engenharia Informatica
Faculdade de Ciencias e Tecnologia -*- Universidade Nova de Lisboa
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OK, I give up. What's the joke?
according to Ford Fairlane (andrew dice clay)...
a pussy is the box a dick comes in...
just thought you'd like to know
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I have been in a lot of places in the US, geographically, and no matter
where, I "go", the bathroom dryer always reads as below, certain letters
strategically rubbed out:
1. Push butt
( Push button )
2. Rub hands together under arm
( Rub hands together under warm air )
3. Stop auto at ally
( Stops automatically )
Anyone else notice this? Its probably a mens room phenomenon.
--
Kenneth R. Crudup, Lotus Development Corp. Contractor, NASD/QA system V
1 Rogers Street 6381D, Cambridge, MA 02142. (617) 693 4111.
My contract is _ e_ n_ d_ i_ n_ g. Please send mail to: nubian!ke...@ima.ima.isc.com
>1. Push butt
>( Push button )
>2. Rub hands together under arm
>( Rub hands together under warm air )
>3. Stop auto at ally
>( Stops automatically )
>Anyone else notice this? Its probably a mens room phenomenon.
Yup! That's just about everywhere, especially the first two lines (the third
varies somewhat); usually these are followed by
4. Ask attendent for towel or 4. Wipe hands on pants
or the like.... I think some guys got real drunk about five years ago and
went cross-country disfiguring all the hand-driers at McDonald's and gas
stations. (I wonder if they're responsible for the "new breed" of hand driers,
that just have little rebus pictures depicting what you're to do...as if
we couldn't figure it out by now... geez... =)
>--
>Kenneth R. Crudup, Lotus Development Corp. Contractor, NASD/QA system V
>1 Rogers Street 6381D, Cambridge, MA 02142. (617) 693 4111.
>My contract is _ e_ n_ d_ i_ n_ g. Please send mail to: nubian!ke...@ima.ima.isc.com
>"Hip-hop/smoothed out/on the R&B tip/with a pop feel/appeal/to it."
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"This might just be that one in ten billion chance that the
molecules of your body align perfectly with those of this door, and
you will be able to walk right through it. Go ahead, try it!"
-nathan
The talk about bathrooms and drunks reminded me of something pretty funny that
happened 2 months ago. I was at home in Bombay, and they have these bathroom
attendents in the 5 star hotels' bathrooms who hand you towels after you wash
your hands or whatever.
Being drunk I was taking a piss in the stalls(where I can drop my pants and take
a comfortable piss :-) Being a bit too drunk I guess my aiming wasn't as good
and so I had to use some toilet paper to wipe my hands(I know, I know, but these
things happen ok!) After pulling up my pants, while tucking my shirt back into
my pants the toilet paper hanging from the roll somehow got tucked in too, and I
walked out of the stall draging a line of toilet paper behind me. The other
drunks waiting for me almost died laughing when they saw me. But the bathroom
attendant not knowing whether to laugh or not offered me a towel. Having figured
out what was going on, with a typical drunk smile on my face I pulled the toilet
paper out of my pants and said, "No thank you, I brought my own!"
You just had to be there I guess, plus your're not drunk!
Any more drunk stories?
-- pk
A humorous note...a few years ago (our senior year of high school), my friend's
dad secretly taped an Air Force ad saying "High School Seniors Aim High" on the
underside of the toilet bowl lid...
I guess ya had to be there...
This chewing gum tastes like rubber.....
On the hand-dryer here, a small sticker placed on the button :-
"For a short speech by the Director, please push."
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>A humorous note...a few years ago (our senior year of high school), my
friend's
>dad secretly taped an Air Force ad saying "High School Seniors Aim
High" on the
>underside of the toilet bowl lid...
My roommate's friends last year would run a "bit," wherein whenever
somebody went the bathroom more than once in an evening, the following
exchange would result:
Comedian: Have you got T.B. or something?
Straight Man (who had just returned from the bathroom): What, tuberculosis?
Comedian: No -- Tiny Bladder!
(hilarity ensues)
So I cut out a headline from the paper, above an article about
tuberculosis research, and taped it to the privy. The headline read:
"Progress Against TB."
(more hilarity ensues)
--
Jonathan Elgart <je...@andrew.cmu.edu>
Forward-thinking Calif. legislators have long required the presence of
signs proclaiming "Wash hands before returning to work".
In a semi-local retaurant the phrase after it ("Unwashed hands spread
disease") was edited to "Wash hands and spread disease". There was more,
but I canna remember it.
Speaking of signs, the San Jose Library commissioned a sign proclaiming
"Welcome!" in ~42 languages (this is ~two years ago). The sign was painted
and hung outside the library, all 30-50 feet of it, and a gardener came
in to the library and wanted to talk to someone about it, but wouldn't say
what the prob was. (He was Filipino(?)). Seems the Tagalog version did not
say "Welcome!". Instead, it proclaimed "Circumcise!", and he was too
embarassed to say this in front of the (predominantly) female library staff.
They found out that four or five of the greetings were incorrect...
Bruce
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d...@mace.cc.purdue.edu We've looked at clouds from ten sides now,
And we REALLY don't know clouds, at all.
nan
I saw one of those machines, and someone had scraped off some parts of
it:
1. Push butt
2. Rub hands on butt
3. Take off automr/*}tically
4. Wipe hands on pants
(By the way, the person had scratched some extra words in too.)
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If you love the U.P. raise your right ski!
joy...@lopez.UUCP (Joystyk)
Seen on another:
My dad says they don't work.
I fell more like I do now than I did when I first got here.
Clay