October 10 Puns
Tim Bruening
Cocking: King about to fire a gun.
Cocking: Royal penis.
Sticking: Glue king or king of twig.
Stocking: Inventory king.
Tim Bruening
Hte Trasme wrote:
> On 26 Jan 2004 02:21:13 GMT, johnnai...@aol.com (Johnnaishwerner)
> wrote:
>
> >Did you hear about the furniture maker who sent his daughter to finishing
> >school?
>
> If not, wooden you like to?
Finishing: End of the song.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41142B60...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Kathy wrote:
> >
> > > "David Reihmer" <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > > news:simwah-A8D62B....@netnews.comcast.net...
> > > > "I'm floating down the river with my boat on fire," said a flambouyant
> > > > Tom.
> > > >
> > > > "They kicked me out of Asia, and now I don't know where the hell I
> am,"
> > > > said Tom, feeling quite disoriented.
> > >
> > > "I'm acting on a tip," said Tom pointedly.
> >
> > "I'm roasting", Tom said heatedly.
>
> "I'm running a high fever!" said Tom moving hot-foot along a parapet!
>
> Parapet: An etherial dog.
Or a dog from an alternate universe.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41133DA6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Crescent: Penny on the Moon.
> >
> > Decent: Nice penny.
> >
> > Dissent: Rebel penny.
> >
> > Peasent: Penny on a farm.
>
> Peon knee: Flower and incontinent farm labourer.
Horrors! I've read that some farm laborors don't have ready access to
toilets!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41133D18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Blister: Spinning bump filled with fluid.
> >
> > Buster: Spinning mass transit vehicle.
> >
> > Chester: Spinning front of upper body.
> >
> > Lister: Spinning group of tasks or words.
> >
> > Marsters: Spinning Spike actor.
> >
> > Meister: Spinning German leader.
> >
> > Moister: Spinning dampness.
>
> Doncaster: Spinning ass.
Also a mafia leader who directs plays?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4111924C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Advancing: Song going forward.
> >
> > Balancing: Singing scale.
> >
> > Chalker: Blackboard dog.
> >
> > Choosing: Decision making song.
> >
> > Decreasing: Falling song.
> >
> > Divorcing: Split-up song.
> >
> > Enticing: Seduction song.
> >
> > Hosing: Singing waterier.
> >
> > Nosing: Can't carry a tune.
> >
> > Oozing: Muddy song.
> >
> > Posing: Singing poet.
> >
> > Rousing: Uplifting, exciting song.
>
> Singapore: An impoverished vocalist.
Bucknell: Ringing male deer or ringing dollar.
Purdue: Price of morning moisture.
Tim Bruening
Doering: Ring worn by female deer.
Adoring: One door bell.
Adoring: A ring you love.
Lowering: Ring that makes things descend.
Rising: Levitating singing grain.
Blubbering: Cross-section through a whale.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1D674...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:409EF262...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:409CB2D1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > news:405D89CF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > > Kimba: Asian sheep.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Kimbo: Asian sheep standing in a funny way!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Kimbo: Asian decoration?
> > > > >
> > > > > Krimbo: Asian sheep standing in a funny way at Uletide.
> > > >
> > > > Kimba: Korean sheep.
> > > >
> > > > Kimmit: Korean glove.
> > > >
> > > Kermitment: What Miss Piggy would make, if he'd have her.
> > >
> > > Thermit: Very hot glove made of iron ox hide and aluminium.
> >
> > Vermit: Pest glove.
> >
> Transmit: Unisex glove.
Xmit: Glove of E.T.
Whamit: Hitting glove.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E6BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > David Simpson wrote:
> >
> > > On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 18:53:41 -0500, Arno Martens
> > > <sne...@sympatico.ca> typed furiously:
> > >
> > > [nothing ... again and again and again]
> > >
> > > How boring. PLINK.
> >
> > Plonker: A dog killfile.
>
> Croker: Bird-dog.
>
> Beaker: Dog that likes honey.
>
> Booker: Dog that jumps out and frightens people.
>
> Breaker: Dog that can do donkey impressions.
>
> Bunker: Dog that likes floury baps.
>
> Busker: Dog that prefers to use public transport.
>
> Clacker: Canine Golem.
>
> Conker: Dog that fools people into buying fake chestnuts.
>
> Cooker: Dog that can do dove impressions.
>
> Diker: Brightly coloured dog.
>
> Faker: Fairy dog.
>
> Flanker: Dog that likes to eat Quiche.
>
> Haymaker: Boxer dog.
> (Good one that!)
>
> Hiker: Stoned dog.
>
> Hunker: Nervous German dog who's always squatting down.
>
> Looker: Dog that guards the tiolet.
>
> Lurker: Dog who plays a Scandinavian hunting horn.
>
> Meeker: Egocentric dog.
Biker: Dog that has sex with both genders.
Hiker: Canine greeting.
Seeker: See Spot save at Target.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E672...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Buffalo Chilkat wrote:
> >
> > > I've never seen a pack of wolves. Cigarettes, yes. Wolves, no.
> >
> > How proud is a pride of lions?
>
> Are there 52 wolves in a pack plus two Joe currs?
You're a card!
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 18:30:54 GMT, "headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com>
found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >news:uqr46091pe2omr862...@4ax.com...
> >> On Wed, 24 Mar 2004 16:48:01 -0500, "Harry Farkas"
<hfa...@wowway.com>
> >> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >[Courtesy of Pat Drnec in alt.autos.studebaker]
> >> >
> >> > Misys gives Pecker head job
> >> >
> >> > By Nick Lord 05 March 2004
> >> >
> >> > Rudi Pecker assumes position in top slot in Asia.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > After 14 years inside Misys in Europe, Rudi Pecker has been
> >elevated
> >> >to the financial technology company's Singapore office, to become
head of
> >> >Asia Pacific sales. In this role, Pecker will head all Misys'
strategic
> >and
> >> >commercial activities in the region, aiming to grow the business
and
> >enter
> >> >into long term relationships. Pecker's breadth of experience....
> >> >
> >> One broker put a "Don't Buy" on Misys, seems to be headed for the
Red
> >Light
> >> district.
> >>
> >
> >Peter Piper Pimped For A Peck Of Pickled Peckers.
> >
> >Pecker head?
> >
> Narh ... The gals have a head for peckers, Petey has a mind for prose.
I see that his peck rose to the occasion.
Tim Bruening
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 17:26:04 -0800
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 7 Feb 2004 11:18:58 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
about:
> >
> > >J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > >> On Thu, 5 Feb 2004 11:25:01 +1030, "Sheila Dundee"
> > >> <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > >about:>
> > >>>
> > >>> "headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:mzxTb.7447$GO6....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > >>>> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu...@4ax.com...
> > >>>>> On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com>
> > >found>>>> these unused words floating about:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>> Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> > >>>>>> news:bvlcvn$85b$1...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> > >>>>>>>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5...@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> > >>>>>>>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal because he
> > >>>>>>>>> wanted to transcend dental medication.
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> that puns hits a nerve
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Who caries?
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> I dent know.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Denture in for a rough time ...
> > >>>>>
> > >>>> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> > >>>
> > >>> That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> > >>>
> > >> They make variations incisor fitting anyone.
> > >
> > > If we amalgam ate will we get sick?
> > >
> > Nein, you'll be OK, but not nine.
> >
> After reading this, on my bike I sped away.
Megabytes: Computer dentists.
Tim Bruening
mike wheeELer wrote:
> In article <40219466$0$28870$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au, Sheila Dundee was looking at the world
oddly when:
> >
> >
> >"headdr" <tmac...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >news:mzxTb.7447$GO6....@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
> >>
> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> news:953t101c2gi7dm3hu...@4ax.com...
> >> > On 02 Feb 2004 11:50:36 GMT, Dr Tormento <re...@togroup.com>
found
> >these
> >> > unused words floating about:
> >> >
> >> > >Hauke Reddmann <fc3...@uni-hamburg.de> wrote in
> >> > >news:bvlcvn$85b$1...@rzsun03.rrz.uni-hamburg.de:
> >> > >
> >> > >> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote:
> >> > >>
> >> > >>> "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >> > >>> news:Gd9Tb.13882$2%1.5...@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com...
> >> > >>>> A Buddhist refused Novocain during a root canal because he
> >wanted to
> >> > >>>> transcend dental medication.
> >> > >>
> >> > >>> that puns hits a nerve
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Who caries?
> >> > >
> >> > > I dent know.
> >> >
> >> > Denture in for a rough time ...
> >> >
> >> He countered with two expletives, a bicuspid.
> >
> > That was cutting ! We'll never bridge the gap now! :-(
> >
> Wire strippers not noted for their teeth?
Or their Wisdom?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
David Reihmer wrote:
> "I'm floating down the river with my boat on fire," said a flambouyant
> Tom.
>
> "They kicked me out of Asia, and now I don't know where the hell I am,"
> said Tom, feeling quite disoriented.
Please give me Europe so that I can tow my car out of a pit.
Tim Bruening
KIMEVANS wrote:
> I think I may have caught bird flu....I'm feeling rather peckish.
Don't chicken out!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41265CE7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > >
> > > > In article <3FB4193B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > > > tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world
> oddly when:
> > > > >
> > > > >Eden: A home on the Internet.
> > > > >
> > > > Purgetory: grid rid of those british polly ticks from your hardrive..
> > >
> > > Lucifer: Hair of the Devil.
> >
> > Helmet: Hat of the Devil
>
> Lucifer: Secret code you have to punch in to get the lavatory door to open.
Cipher: Coded hair.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 20:40:23 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> <Co...@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >J. A. Mc. quoted.......
> >> On Thu, 19 Aug 2004 10:12:35 -0700, "Jenni Saqua" <mar...@awol.com>
> >> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> >>>> On Thu, 19 Aug "Sheila Dundee" found these unused words floating
> >>>> about:
> >>>>> J. A. Mc. quoted.......
> >>>>>> On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 09:44:39 -0700, "Jenni Saqua" found these
> >>>>>> unused
> >>> words floating about:
> >>>>>>> "J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> >>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Aug "Jonners" found these unused words floating
> >>>>>>>> about:
> >>>>>>>>> "nemo" wrote ...
> >>>>>>>>>> Dr Tormento wrote ...
> >>>>>>>>>>> "Sheila Dundee" wrote :
> >>>>>>>>>>>> David Reihmer typed and quoted.......
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> "Jenni Saqua" wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> "J. A. Mc." wrote ...
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Aug ~^Johnny^~
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> found these unused words floating about:
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I got tired of listening to their fowl language. Warble
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you do for fun now?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Go for a long sqwalk?
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Owl only do it if I wren out of petrel.
> >>>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>>> Didn't a US president once serve on a petrel boat?
> >>>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>>> Yes, there was a nesty battle.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>>> They got such bad luck was because they shot Albert Ross.
> >>>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> My girl takes the rise out of Mexican Liquor. I call her
> >>>>>>>>> Tequila Mocking Bird.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> They have just caws for that ... she's a bit gooney.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> This became more evident when she started wearing The Pelican
> >>>>>>> Briefs.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>> Anticipating a cold winter, she's started heating the bird's homes
> >>>>>> near her ... thats right, she's put one flue over the cuckoo's
> >>>>>> nest.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Oh, sparrows..puh-leese! Soon you'll be humming bird songs!
> >>>>>
> >>>> That was a chirp shot!
> >>>>
> >>> Now who keeps track of mynah infractions...
> >>>
> >> I'm sure she can find a cockatoo to do the job ... !
> >
> > I have a lot of cock tales!
> > (It's not mynah infractions that concern me it's the mynah infections!)
> >
> One of the perils of falcon' around.
Falcon: Meeting of fals.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Jun 2004 09:19:55 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words
floating
> about:
>
> >guns4jesus wrote:
> >
> >> annoying - pseudo jokes about bell en-dings by bell-ends
> >
> >Not quite /belles-lettres/ material, eh?
> >
> Must be a left handed clapper ... reading.
Playing: Toy bell.
Toying: Play bell.
Tim Bruening
E-Gul: Bird on the Internet.
C-Gul: 100 Gul note.
B-Gul: Bird-bee crossbreed.
K-9: Doctor Who's robot dog.
B-9: Kind buzzing insect.
Tim Bruening
"fredm...@the.PC" wrote:
> Remembering this from one of the first Mad Magazines ever published :
>
> His name was his trademark, and his trademark was his name. And that
> was his name ~ Mark Trade !
How Maddening!
Tim Bruening
Bullwrinkle: Old bull.
Bullrush: Fast bull.
Bull Pen: Writing device that charges.
Pit Bull: Male bovine or dog in a hole.
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4233DD01...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.
> >
> > Glummer: Depressed ocean.
> >
> > Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.
> >
> > Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.
>
> Harold Dite: Inventor of the online glue - e-Poxy Resin.
Gluton: Heavy sticking fluid.
Luton: Heavy toilet.
Tim Bruening
Stoker: Dog tending a fire.
Streaker: Nude dog.
Striker: Dog on a union picket line.
Striker: Dog pitching ace.
Sucker: Dog lollipop.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42354DA4...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > VAT: Tax on beer.
> >
> > Hebrew: What a male beer maker did.
> >
> Eve writ that down on Adam's fig leaf!
Da Vinci: Ocean of paintings.
Da Vinci Code: Used by artist spies.
Tim Bruening
Combination: A country of crop harvesting computers.
Laking: King in big body of water.
Racking: Storage or torture king.
Rocking: Stone king.
Rocking: Big bird king.
Sacking: Sleeping king.
Tim Bruening
Strange Lad wrote:
> "NottNick" <nmm6...@bellows.org.uk> wrote in message news:c2q8ri$hcn$1...@titan.btinternet.com...
> > I've been a member of this group for a while now and realise I'm not the
> > only Nick.
> > So I'm now NOTTNICK.
> > :-)
> >
> So am I
>
> Strange NotNick
Nottingham: Not a pig.
Tim Bruening
Baker: Pastry dog.
Gawker: Tourist dog.
Kayacker: Dog with oars.
Knocker: A door to door salesdog.
Panicker: Frightened dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42355D38...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > headdr wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:405BE65D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Able: 1 bull.
> > > >
> > > > Double: 2 bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Parable: 2 more bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Noble: Zero bulls.
> > > >
> > > > Tremble: Bull at the San Andreas Fault.
> > > >
> > > Comfortable: To give Toro some solace when he is sad.
> > > Inflatable: To pump up a bull who has gone flat.
> > > Debatable: To argue with the damn thing.
> > > Compatible: An invatation to enter the corral and show some
affection.
> >
> > Table: A bull to eat off of.
>
> Bullet: A small, deadly male bovine.
Bullion: A golden bull that roars.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42355E18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun.
> >
> > Picker: Dog harvesting crops.
> >
> > Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer.
> >
> > Stalker: A procrastinating dog.
> >
> > Starker: Famous dog actor.
>
> Stalker: Dog that shares part of a stable with a horse. Probably a
> stall-ion.
>
> Stallion: Very small particular horse.
>
> Mullion: Charged particle emitted when heating wine.
Stallion: A horse that roars or a lion that neighs.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4047C4E6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > To bee or not to bee, that is the question. What is the ant, sir? Look
> > beehind, beelow, beeneath, beefore, beeside, and beetween.
>
> And (pleeeeeeeezzzze!) visit the Tower of London and get trodden on by a Bee
> Feeter!
>
> 2B or not 2B? Bugger! I just can't decide which pencil to use.
B-1/2: On behalf of half a bee.
B-1: An apine bomber.
B-2: A stealthy apine bomber.
nemo
Universe: Poems about college education!
>
nemo
Phil O'Logy.
nemo
nemo
Manchester: Very skinny actress - especially upstairs.
nemo
A la recherche de Tom Perdu.
Well who *was* this bloke Tom Perdu to have so much written about him?
nemo
Barry Bucknell: A 50s/60s home-made DIY one!
http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/adults/bucknell/bucknell.htm
nemo
and girls' choir!
nemo
nemo
Made by the same firm as hedgehog-flavoured crisps??
Chips to you.
nemo
Brink's Mat: He sits on one of these while he does it!
nemo
Colour Circle: A group of artist spies from different countries.
nemo
Dis Missal: Getting fired for stealing a prayer book!
nemo
Was he hysterriercal?
nemo
Notable: Not beefy either.
nemo
A mixture like that ought be an Heraldic beast.
Cockatrice: Penis that returns quickly.
Wyvern: Beast that asks a lot of questions in the spring.
Gryphon: A loud Heraldic beast, as in "Don't Gryphon me, Argentina!"
Ram Pant: Half a sheep's nether underwear.
Tim Bruening
Cocking: King about to fire a gun.
Cocking: Royal penis.
Sticking: Glue king or king of twig.
Stocking: Inventory king.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4111924C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Advancing: Song going forward.
> >
> > Balancing: Singing scale.
> >
> > Chalker: Blackboard dog.
> >
> > Choosing: Decision making song.
> >
> > Decreasing: Falling song.
> >
> > Divorcing: Split-up song.
> >
> > Enticing: Seduction song.
> >
> > Hosing: Singing waterier.
> >
> > Nosing: Can't carry a tune.
> >
> > Oozing: Muddy song.
> >
> > Posing: Singing poet.
> >
> > Rousing: Uplifting, exciting song.
>
> Singapore: An impoverished vocalist.
Bucknell: Ringing male deer or ringing dollar.
Purdue: Price of morning moisture.
