19/11 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Mos wrote:

> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > On 3 Nov 2004 13:03:06 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> > <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>> Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much
> >>>>>>>>> lately.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should
look
> >>>>>>>> for one, too.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the
> >>>>>>> rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over!
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Yeah. I still have a headache from it.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Be glad the bus was short. If it had been a long
> >>>>> bus, the bonk on the head would make the ache
> >>>>> last longer.
> >>>>
> >>>> Is that the long and the short of it? I mean about Larry?
> >>>
> >>> He should be along shortly to comment on the
> >>> size of things.
> >>
> >> You can size him up, and not report your findings.
> >
> > Wait a minute!!! Don't you go volunteering me, Milt!
>
> And why not ? Seems you often volunteer me
> for lots of things and I ain't in your army.

Arming: Our Chinese vase with weapons.

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41870106...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41822E72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > mike wheeEler wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > In article <3F8B9EAF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > > > > > tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at
the
> world
> > > oddly when:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >Conversion: A variant of criminal.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Conversion.. Air freshener ions emitted by old Converse
tennis
> shoes..
> > > > >
> > > > > Micro: Not your crow.
> > > >
> > > > Decibel: One tenth of a bell.
> > >
> > > That's right, except it's Bel, hence the abbrevaition dB.
> > >
> > > It could be one tenth of the Babylonian god of the earth but
that'd be
> too
> > > silly!
> > >
> > > Oh, I don't know though.
> >
> > Acidosis: Sister of an acid female deer.
> >
> > Armada: Father of a fleet of battle ships.
>
> Sir Francis Drake to Phillip II: Armada than you, sunshine!!

Mumble: Silent female bovines with kids.

Sentence: 10 pennies in jail.

[Tim Bruening]

Then "Mos" says:
>Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>> On 3 Nov 2004 00:36:15 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"

>> <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>> Alan, where have you been hiding? You haven't posted much
>>>>>>>> lately.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Living the life that I do have outside Usenet. You should look
>>>>>>> for one, too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Don't mention your life outside of Usenet! Last time all the
>>>>>> rocking, howling and head-banging almost tipped the bus over!
>>>>>
>>>>> Yeah. I still have a headache from it.
>>>>
>>>> Be glad the bus was short. If it had been a long
>>>> bus, the bonk on the head would make the ache
>>>> last longer.
>>>
>>> Is that the long and the short of it? I mean about Larry?
>>

>> Hey, Mos is the one who thinks that he's Longfellow.
>
>I can supply about 30 witnesses.

For sex?:)

[Tim Bruening]

"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:

> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> news:2usr9fF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> >> On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"

> >>> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote

in
> >>>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >>>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> >>>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message

> >>>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>>>>

> >>>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
> >>>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> >>>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
> >>>>>>> name is Rod.
> >>>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
sort
> >>>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.

> >>>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
> >>>>> either.
> >>>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> >>> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that
I
> >>> wasn't pulled that way.
> >>
> >> You prefer feathers ... ???
> >
> > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
draw?
>
> If you want to feather bed, go ahead. I don't give a flock.
>
> "Birds of a flock, feather together".

Flocking: Flying male monarchs.

Oinking: Porcine male monarch.

Barking: Alcoholic male monarch, or dog male monarch, or male monarch in

jail, or a male monarch lawyer.