"Tons of the Weak"
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Perfect Tommy wrote:
> Sister Helen Prejean and Sister Mary Elephant.
Their Lord Jesus Christ.
Tim Bruening
Stan Kegel wrote:
> “Puns of the Weak” for the week ending 10/20/00
>
> The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
>
> Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> the other candidate. (Henry Link)
Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
Tim Bruening
Pam Shorey wrote:
> Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.
Tim Bruening
Robert Tanner wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:39F34899...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Moses came upon a group of college students, burning an effigy of the
> Republican candidate, after that, he still talks of the Burning Bush.
Vegetables are overwhelmingly for Nader. Their slogan is "Lettuce vote
for
Nader!".
Tim Bruening
Uzis: Muddy zombie weapons.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> Pam Shorey wrote:
> > "Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > Robert Tanner wrote:
> > > Yes, but will the vegetables actually go to the polls and
> > > vote?
> > > I'm skeptical of Nader's ability to turn-up Greens.
> >
> > I agree with that! The Greens I know are long on opinions and short on
> > campaign experience. He may not be able to get sprout the vote. And of
> > course the couch Potatoes wont leave the house no matter what!
>
> I guess they feel they don't have that mulch to gain by performing such a
> chore.
Not surprising, given the Artichoke hold the corporations have on our
political system. Our political system is going to the pits.
nemo
> Croissants, donuts, and hot dogs.
Atillah the Bun?
(Monty Python)
nemo
> A circus.
Oxford Circus? Not much fun there. Overcrowded and you can get run over!
nemo
> AK-47s and sawed off shotguns.
>
> Uzis: Muddy zombie weapons.
How dare you call Israelis zombies! - although they do have their own
version. Look them up in Dybbuk!
nemo
Did you see Dubbaya's climb-down -type reputation salvaging operation on TV
earlier. Some people admit their mistakes because it's the proper thing to
do. Other alleged people think of votes!!
Still - if he does as he says, a lot of people will benefit - except for the
dead ones of course - killed because for years, warnings about the
inadequacies of the flood defences were ignored!
Laugh that off, Dubbaya!
nemo
Are there any left whose lives have not been polluted by modern society?
nemo
Nader was the bees' knees a few years ago. What went wrong. Did the oil
companies realise that his ant-pollution stance would cost them money?!
nemo
It always was. With the amount of character assassination and brainwashing
of the electorate that takes place at every election, no way can it be
described as democracy.
nemo
>
>
> Perfect Tommy wrote:
>
> > Sister Helen Prejean and Sister Mary Elephant.
>
> Their Lord Jesus Christ.
How tall is a penguin??
About three feet.
My G-d! I've just run ober a nun!!
nemo
> Alpha Centauri and Sirius.
. . . he said Sol-emnly!
nemo
> Squash and squish.
20cwt/2000lbs of ice: A cold compress!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Stan Kegel wrote:
> “Puns of the Weak” for the week ending 10/20/00
>
> The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
>
> Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> the other candidate. (Henry Link)
Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
George W Bush?
Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
Tim Bruening
Pam Shorey wrote:
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.
Tim Bruening
Robert Tanner wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:39F34899...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
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nemo
> Croissants, donuts, and hot dogs.
Croissants: Angry formicidę.
DoUGHnuts!
Hot dogs? They've been eatin chilli?
nemo
> A circus.
Oxford Circus: Place in London where you can see wild traffic.
nemo
> AK-47s and sawed off shotguns.
>
> Uzis: Muddy zombie weapons.
Martini Henry: A drink that chokes and shoots you.
Middle eastern teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts trying to get
money to finance their disgusting deeds: Ahmed robbery.
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> Pam Shorey wrote:
> > "Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > Robert Tanner wrote:
nemo
I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing to
pick 'em up with at Christmas.
nemo
There's one thing that sums up Dubbaya the Shrub's presidency perfectly, and
Ronald Regain's. It's The Stars and Stripes For Ever played by the
Guckenheimer Saurkraut Band !!!
I can post it somewhere MP3ish if ya wanna hear it!
nemo
Like the ones who keep hurting their feet by stepping on sharp thorns? The
Waaaaa Tootsies!
nemo
. . with a Gladsome Mind?
nemo
It's a globe-al problem.
nemo
>
>
> Perfect Tommy wrote:
>
> > Sister Helen Prejean and Sister Mary Elephant.
>
> Their Lord Jesus Christ.
And Helen's brother Alec Trician who looked after the audio at the Sermon on
the Mount - until a bit of feedback frightened Jesus' horse and it bolted!
Nemo
Not for nothing the NUmbo One Punster!
For £2500 actually!
Who's da man?? Who's da man??
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Tecton-Nick: A shaking man.
Tim Bruening
Pam Shorey wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > “Puns of the Weak” for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
>
> Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
Bush League: Alliance of woody plants that are shorter and wider than
trees.
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> Pam Shorey wrote:
> > "Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > Robert Tanner wrote:
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote:
> > > > > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as
> vampires
> > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> > > > > overwhelmingly
> > > > > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon
> Stone
> > > > > favor
> > > > > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > > > > George W Bush?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players
> are
> > > > > > overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
> > > > > >
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432A39E0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
> >
> > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
>
> Did you see Dubbaya's climb-down -type reputation salvaging operation on TV
> earlier. Some people admit their mistakes because it's the proper thing to
> do. Other alleged people think of votes!!
>
> Still - if he does as he says, a lot of people will benefit - except for the
> dead ones of course - killed because for years, warnings about the
> inadequacies of the flood defences were ignored!
Dammit: Glove that blocks water.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432A39E9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires
> across
> > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> overwhelmingly
> > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > >
> > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > > > George W Bush?
> > > >
> > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > >
> > > Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
> > > overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
> >
> > So are primitive tribesmen in Africa.
>
> Are there any left whose lives have not been polluted by modern society?
I don't know. You will have to phone them on their cell phones and IPods.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Do you ever have a Date Night or a Date Knight?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Is our political system a lemon?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Sen-Nick: Man who likes to go the long way around.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Son-Nick: Very loud man.
Tim Bruening
Pam Shorey wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > “Puns of the Weak” for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
>
> Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
Bush League: Alliance of woody plants that are shorter and wider than
trees.
Tim Bruening
Greg Evans wrote:
> Pam Shorey wrote:
> > "Robert E. Lewis" wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > Robert Tanner wrote:
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" wrote:
> > > > > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > > > > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as
> vampires
> > > > > across
> > > > > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> > > > > overwhelmingly
> > > > > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon
> Stone
> > > > > favor
> > > > > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > > > > George W Bush?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > > > > >
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432A39E0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
> >
> > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
>
nemo
Fat Trees? Ain't that where they make things?
nemo
Yers. It's a global problem.
nemo
Dag Nammit!:
No idea - except it might have something to do with colloidal graphite in
oil.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Beware of Bandit Trees!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Glow Bal?
nemo
Glow Ball R.T. Choke!
nemo
baked beanz. They made a film about it. Gonf with the Wind.
Flatulance: Big spear thingey owned by a farting knight.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:432A39E9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Pam Shorey wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Stan Kegel wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires
> across
> > > > > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires
> overwhelmingly
> > > > > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone
> favor
> > > > > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> > > > >
> > > > > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > > > George W Bush?
> > > >
> > > > Because they're personal friends? (all Bush league)
> > >
> > > Speaking of Bush League, I understand that minor league players are
> > > overwhelmingly for Bush.:)
> >
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Is our political system a lemon?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43C9BC5E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Stan Kegel wrote:
> >
> > > "Puns of the Weak" for the week ending 10/20/00
> >
> > >
> > > The nation is at a crossroads and the stakes are high as vampires across
> > > America prepare to vote. Polls indicate that vampires overwhelmingly
> > > favor Gore. (Tim Bruening)
> > >
> > > Whereas all prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > > the other candidate. (Henry Link)
> >
> > Why would prostitutes, pimps, beer-drinkers, and Sharon Stone favor
> > George W Bush?
> >
> > Rest of puns laughed off the stage.:)
>
> I like candied dates. They come in long boxes with a sort of prong thing to
> pick 'em up with at Christmas.
Do you ever have a Date Night or a Date Knight?
nemo
I have plenty of Late Nights butt no Late Knights. I'm not in to Neck Row
Feely, yah? Dracula is!
The late nights are because I no longer have to get up for work in the
morning anymore at all. Good innit!
nemo
Huge LOL!
They'll probably tell you off though, for interrupting them while they're
watching their 54 inch flat-screen TVs!!
nemo
Not quite, butt your president sure does a dang good imitation of one.
Excuse me now gentlemen. I gotta go eat a burger!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
What about date nights?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
You should go to Burger Rehab.
nemo
nemo
White House lawn. It was on the telly.
Took ages to dig the telly out from under all that turf and soil.
And now we got two dumbos. Your Dubbaya and our Brown!
Brown what? - don't ask!
nemo
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
You should go to Burger Rehab.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
What about date nights?
nemo
He should. He was on TV over here saying just that at the end of an informal
press conference in the White House gardens! A bit too informal that was.
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
nemo
I should be so lucky!
If you want the truth - I just can't be bothered anymore. Too complicated.
It's Mrs. Palmer and her five lovely daughters these days. And with
decreasing frequency.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Have you ever tried eHarmony.com?
nemo
A dating site? No thanks. I tried computer dating as it was called years ago
before there even was an Internet. Disaster!
>
TSB
> Medicine people: Ampu Tate, Clin Nick, Hyperder Mick, Medi Kate, Medi
> Cal, Med Dick, Vacci Nate.
> Vege Tate: A very lazy man.
Happy 12th birthday, "Puns of the Weak 10/20/00"!
TSB
TSB
> >>>>>>> Vege Tate: A very lazy man.
> >>> Wipe that Smirnoff your face!
> >> Vibro-rova is better! I used to polish a bottle of that off in a couple
> >> of days - neat - until I was forced to see the error of my ways!
> > Absolut ridiculous, there's no error in polishing.
>
> But Józef, there have been a lot of polish errors.
That's Putin it mildly.