Washington: To clean 2,000 lb of clothing.
Cherry-ot: Round red vehicle pulled by horses.
How would today's mass media handle the cherry tree chopping down
incident? I can imagine the Sierra Club sawing away at George!
Nope, 11 days.
Bastile: Roofing slate born out of wedlock.
No, that would be onze.
Lacks metre, monsour. Try decametre, in days, whatever that is in
French. But be careful, monsour, bad pronunciation could see you
gracing Madame Guillotine, with a free knitted red cap for your head.
John Donson wrote:
I wrote the original message on July 2, 12 days before Bastile Day (July
14).
It says here the message was posted on the 3rd. Took a long time to reach
the newsserver I guess.
Because you often post late in the day, it is already past midnight in
the civilized world.
LOL
> It says here the message was posted on the 3rd. Took a long
> time to reach the newsserver I guess.
Not nearly long enough.
Why is he reposting all these then? Does he want everyone to think he's a
silly old bastile or something? :o)
The world is civilised??????
>The world is civilised??????
>
Obviously not your little corner of it.
Yeah. Somers Town, North London. Like the Bronx only with a different
accent!
How nice of you to name a town after Suzanne.
Alan wrote:
Are you implying that California is uncivilized?
>Alan wrote:
>
>> Because you often post late in the day, it is already past midnight in
>> the civilized world.
>
>Are you implying that California is uncivilized?
Well you and Larry live there.
Hmmm. Healthe and diet books. Don't need 'em. I've been Vegan fro c. 36
years!
Anyway - this'll give you some idea:
http://www.crackcocaineincamden.co.uk/pages/camden/somers%20town/somers%20to
wn.htm
>Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:gg5me01v21ngp6f56...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 06 Jul 2004 21:11:02 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>> >Yeah. Somers Town, North London. Like the Bronx only with a different
>> >accent!
>> How nice of you to name a town after Suzanne.
>Hmmm. Healthe and diet books. Don't need 'em. I've been Vegan fro c. 36
>years!
>Anyway - this'll give you some idea:
>http://www.crackcocaineincamden.co.uk/pages/camden/somers%20town/somers%20to
>wn.htm
>
My idea was to ignore that link.
>> Anyway - this'll give you some idea:
>
> My idea was to ignore that link.
Hey, what's the big idea!
He wasn't talking about the missing link, Og.
Please yerself. It is a long one - and so is the link!
PS. Being Vegan for c. 36 years hasn't helped my typing any!
Greg is the missing link between rec.humor and intelligence?
He has a light bulb growing out of his head. O=:-)
I didn't know Suzanne London was famous in Somers Town!
>>>>> Anyway - this'll give you some idea:
>>>>
>>>> My idea was to ignore that link.
>>>
>>>Hey, what's the big idea!
>>
>>He wasn't talking about the missing link, Og.
>
>Greg is the missing link between rec.humor and intelligence?
Yeah, he didn't want it to become common knowledge but most of his
relatives are buried in Olduvai Gorge. When he says "I love Lucy" he
wasn't talking about the TV program.
> Greg is the missing link between rec.humor and intelligence?
Hey - in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king....
Well, somer famous and somer not.
>PS. Being Vegan for c. 36 years hasn't helped my typing any!
>
nor your sanity.
But in the land of the hinds, the cock-eyed man is queen.
Somer not because they only thought they ought, but for naught.
It's amazing what those archeologists can do with just a few teeth,
some skull fragments, and a gallon of NC moonshine.
Actually, Milt, it's amazing what those archaeologists can do with
just a gallon of NC moonshine. Can you dig it?
Talk about hind sight being 20/20!
>12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
Muhammad Ali was on the moon?
The first man in a studio with the lighting set up all wrong, you mean.
Even taking perspective and changes in ground level into account, the
shadows could definitely not have been caused by a light source 93 million
miles away!
And if the camera couldn't see the stars because it was stopped down by the
glare from the directly illuminated parts of the scene, it would also not
have been able to show the faint illumination of the shaded areas allegedly
caused by light reflected from the ground. Fill-in floods are a much more
likely explanation!
> On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 22:07:08 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words
> floating about:
> I feel love ... Not! <G> (Just MP3d the disc!)
>
You dog, you!
Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
"Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
> On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 18:10:19 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 08:43:43 -0700
> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 22:07:08 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> >> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words
> >> floating about:
> >>
> >> >Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
> >> >> Alan writely said:
> >> >>> "nemo" ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> >>>> Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> >>>>> "nemo" ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> The world is civilised??????
> >> >>>>> Obviously not your little corner of it.
> >> >>>> Yeah. Somers Town, North London. Like the Bronx only with a
> >> >>>> different accent!
> >> >>> How nice of you to name a town after Suzanne.
> >> >>
> >> >> I didn't know Suzanne London was famous in Somers Town!
> >> >
> >> >Well, somer famous and somer not.
> >> >
> >> I feel love ... Not! <G> (Just MP3d the disc!)
> >>
> >You dog, you!
> >
> How did you know about my old Lab, "Black Lady"?
>
I didn't know you had once been a scientist!
But I find that scientific standard poo dull.
Cybe R. Wizard -really a pinkish-brown guy, too
> Even taking perspective and changes in ground level into account, the
> shadows could definitely not have been caused by a light source 93
> million miles away!
>
> And if the camera couldn't see the stars because it was stopped down
> by the glare from the directly illuminated parts of the scene, it
> would also not have been able to show the faint illumination of the
> shaded areas allegedly caused by light reflected from the ground.
> Fill-in floods are a much more likely explanation!
They could always have just had flood lights on the shuttle... unless
that's what you meant by fill-in floods?
Rowe
--
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--
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
Telnet over, it's a simple hack.
Port one-nineteen is where it's at.
and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Even taking perspective and changes in ground level into account,
> > the
> > shadows could definitely not have been caused by a light source 93
> > million miles away!
> >
> > And if the camera couldn't see the stars because it was stopped down
> > by the glare from the directly illuminated parts of the scene, it
> > would also not have been able to show the faint illumination of the
> > shaded areas allegedly caused by light reflected from the ground.
> > Fill-in floods are a much more likely explanation!
>
> They could always have just had flood lights on the shuttle... unless
> that's what you meant by fill-in floods?
>
> Rowe
I'm mooning for a shuttle that can make the trip.
Cybe R. Wizard
>Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>news:40ED0479...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> 12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
>>
>The first man in a studio with the lighting set up all wrong, you mean.
>
and the Earth is flat.
And if you sail off the edge, you get
eaten by monsters !!
I think I once dated her.
Narr. That's OK. Ying Tong Iddle Iy Poe!!!! Fertang! Fertang!!!
Erie Canadian monsters!
"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
> On Thu, 8 Jul 2004 21:05:26 -0600
> "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
>
> > Alan wrote:
> > > On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 15:49:27 GMT, "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> > > wrote:
> > >
> > >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >> news:40ED0479...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>> 12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
> > >>>
> > >> The first man in a studio with the lighting set up all wrong, you
> > >> mean.
> > >>
> > > and the Earth is flat.
> >
> > And if you sail off the edge, you get
> > eaten by monsters !!
> >
> I think I once dated her.
I have been dating Mary.
Rowe Rickenbacker wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > 12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
>
> AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! EVERYONE RUN!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alan wrote:
No, Neil Armstrong.
. . . ESPECIALLY NASA'S IDIOT LIGHTING ENGINEER WHOSE CLUMSINESS SHOWED THE
MOON PICTURES UP AS FAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When will the sericond man arrive?
I thought Somozas were those nice Indian triongulor pasty things with spiced
pototoes, onions, peas and cabboge inside! Umyay umyay!
>Alan wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 01:23:21 -0700, Tim Bruening
>> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>
>> >12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
>>
>> Muhammad Ali was on the moon?
>
>No, Neil Armstrong.
I don't remember him as a fist man.
Carbon dating? Did you figure out her age?
(whatever happened to Carmel?)
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>> Alan wrote:
>>
>>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>
>>>> 12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
>>>
>>> Muhammad Ali was on the moon?
>>
>> No, Neil Armstrong.
>
> I don't remember him as a fist man.
Why else was he called "Arm Strong"? :-P
It was his porn name before he joined the airforce.
Rowe
--
HFA? i+ c+++ p+ n s+:- m P+ p++ M-- a18 t+ h-- f-- d- S++ e r- SW+++
ST+(---)
--
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
You can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
Telnet over, it's a simple hack.
Port one-nineteen is where it's at.
and you can get anything you want on Alice's NNTP.
"I don't know, constable! This guy was weird! One minute he was asking
me for all my money and and next second, he rammed himself into my cane
with his face!"
- Sojo, July 2K4
>Alan wrote:
>> Tim Bruening wrote:
>>>>> 12 days to the 35th anniversary of the fist man on the moon.
>>>>
>>>> Muhammad Ali was on the moon?
>>>
>>> No, Neil Armstrong.
>>
>> I don't remember him as a fist man.
>
>Why else was he called "Arm Strong"? :-P
>It was his porn name before he joined the airforce.
>
Oh yeah, Iron Neil Armstrong. Now I remember.
The Malays make them here in Cape Town. They use mince fillings.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
Or Dutch ones who paint and the yEncs think live in Loe Ness.
That's Som Astounding!
Spring rolls are nice too, except in the summer, autumn and winter.
Why Iron Neil Armstrong? Is he creased?
Narr. You're looking at your head! :o)
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
>> Cybe R. Wizard wrote:
>>
>>> I think I once dated her.
>>
>> I have been dating Mary.
>
> Joseph will be jealous. I wonder what story he'll cook up this time.
> Watch out for hovering doves!
You owe me a new monitor.
Rowe
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HFA? i+ c+++ p+ n s+:- m P+ p++ M-- a18 t+ h-- f-- d- S++ e r- SW+++ ST-
--
or ...
The FIST MAN is coming .... Everybody look busy ...
fuck Hitler.
I have also been seeing David.
How can you eat those little metal coils?