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Tim Bruening

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Aug 10, 2004, 3:05:03 AM8/10/04
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Circuit: An electrical Knight.

Circulation: A library or spinning Knight.

Circus: A swearing Knight.

Sirloin: Knight of Sex.

Serpent: Snake Knight.

Servant: Plumping Knight.

Servile: Very Evil Knight.

Surface: Knight of many disguises.

Surmount: Very tall Knight.

Surprise: A knight in charge of game shows.

Surrender: The Knight of Destruction.

Surrender: Knight of Meat Processing.

Surround: Very fat Knight.

Surgeon: An operating Knight.

Surtax: Knight in charge of the IRS.

Sir, do you like fur?

Furgot: The fur is not fake.

nemo

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Aug 11, 2004, 6:06:12 PM8/11/04
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I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?

Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in Borneo.

Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.

Faraday: A day that stores electricity, or Fara Force-it Gently's birthday.


Tim Bruening

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Aug 21, 2004, 2:02:22 AM8/21/04
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nemo wrote:

Friday: A very hot day.

nemo

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Aug 21, 2004, 5:38:05 AM8/21/04
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Well the Norse goddess of love and beauty, Freya, would have been fairly hot
stuff!

Now there's a thing: How come a Christian society has days of the week named
after an assortment of planets and non-Christian gods?

Tim Bruening

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Oct 30, 2004, 4:30:16 PM10/30/04
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nemo wrote:

Friday: A very hot day.

nemo

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Oct 30, 2004, 6:31:22 PM10/30/04
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Well . . . Freyally hot, anyway.


Tim Bruening

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Nov 20, 2004, 3:29:11 AM11/20/04
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nemo wrote:

Friday: A very hot day.

Tim Bruening

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Nov 20, 2004, 3:29:43 AM11/20/04
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nemo wrote:

> I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?
>
> Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in Borneo.
>
> Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.

I thought that a Leap Year had an extra day, not lacked a day.

nemo

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Nov 20, 2004, 10:44:26 AM11/20/04
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Saturday: A day when you used a park bench, not realising that a dog had
done its business on it!! (^!^)


nemo

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Nov 20, 2004, 2:50:06 PM11/20/04
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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I wondered when you'd notice that. Just testing.

OK. You can take the croc clips off your ears now. The test is AVO for now.

BTW. What job do you do? Diurnal ot of money?


Tim Bruening

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Jan 24, 2005, 3:13:38 AM1/24/05
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nemo wrote:

> I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?
>
> Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in Borneo.
>
> Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.

I thought that a Leap Year had an extra day, not lacked a day.

nemo

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Jan 26, 2005, 6:02:33 AM1/26/05
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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Kayak: Tibetan ox pulling an Eskimo's broken-down automobile with a canoe on
top.


Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Not at all. Every four years, the 29th of February is when I do any
outstanding varnishing jobs I have to do.

Magician waves his wand and a lump of wood becomes nice and shiny. It's a
varnishing trick!!


Douglas D. Anderson

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Sep 25, 2005, 11:04:11 AM9/25/05
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Use lacquer!

nemo

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Sep 25, 2005, 1:59:19 PM9/25/05
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"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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You really mastic to the point you know! I can Copal right with varnish, fan
queue very much!

I was replying to Tim point about Lackaday - so I already had. It's bad
technique to use the whole or part of the word or phrase punned upon in the
definition - hence apines for bees, formicidæ for ants, ticks for fleas etc.

And why are workmen so determined these days to fill in and cover up all
joints and cracks in their footdywork with spastic drastic plastic mastic?

Footdywork? Yeah! You should see it!! :o(

Nemo
Not for nothing the Numbo One Punster!
For £3 - 18s - 11½d actually!
That's including V.A.T. - Vear And Tear!


Douglas D. Anderson

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Sep 25, 2005, 2:10:06 PM9/25/05
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nemo wrote:
> "Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> news:L%yZe.4965$Xl2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
>
>>nemo wrote:
>>
>>>"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>>>news:433272C5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>
>>>
>>>>nemo wrote:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?
>>>>>
>>>>>Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in
>>>
>>>Borneo.
>>>
>>>
>>>>>Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.
>>>>
>>>>I thought that a Leap Year had an extra day, not lacked a day.
>>>
>>>
>>>Not at all. Every four years, the 29th of February is when I do any
>>>outstanding varnishing jobs I have to do.
>>>
>>>Magician waves his wand and a lump of wood becomes nice and shiny. It's
>
> a
>
>>>varnishing trick!!
>>>
>>>
>>
>>Use lacquer!
>
>
> You really mastic to the point you know! I can Copal right with varnish, fan
> queue very much!
>
> I was replying to Tim point about Lackaday - so I already had. It's bad
> technique to use the whole or part of the word or phrase punned upon in the
> definition - hence apines for bees, formicidæ for ants, ticks for fleas etc.
>

I was referring to you, as not wanting to work, you slacker.

nemo

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Sep 26, 2005, 4:51:28 AM9/26/05
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"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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An abject racist calls me a slacker and I'm supposed to worry?

Take it up with all the bosses and recruiting people who automatically throw
application forms in the bin from people who are over 50 - or 40 even!! - or
even less in the US I'm given to understand.

Douglas D. Anderson

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Sep 26, 2005, 5:47:29 AM9/26/05
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>>>definition - hence apines for bees, formicidę for ants, ticks for fleas

>
> etc.
>
>>I was referring to you, as not wanting to work, you slacker.
>>
>>
>
> An abject racist calls me a slacker and I'm supposed to worry?

Racist: one who holds that the first to cross the finish line
is the winner.


>
> Take it up with all the bosses and recruiting people who automatically throw
> application forms in the bin from people who are over 50 - or 40 even!! - or
> even less in the US I'm given to understand.
>

Pure paranoid bullshit (as we call it). My company is not unusual
and regularly hires middle aged people, because they often have a
much better skill base than younger people. Younger people get hired
too, but spend much of their first several years "learning the ropes"
as it were, even college grads, they need a lot of "baby sitting".
What you're saying I hear often from pot heads and drop-outs, who
blame their unemployment on the President and other factors they are
just not important enough to have to deal with. On the other hand
if you are looking at feather-bedding employment, such as civil
service, why not try some other field, based on skill and ability
rather than seniority? Like I said, "smart", not "whiny". Do you
want to reflect on your life in old age whimpering that nobody let
you play, or knowing that you beat the bastards?

nemo

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Sep 26, 2005, 6:27:42 PM9/26/05
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"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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So every other company in the entire world is that same as yours?

Younger people get hired
> too, but spend much of their first several years "learning the ropes"
> as it were, even college grads, they need a lot of "baby sitting".
> What you're saying I hear often from pot heads and drop-outs, who
> blame their unemployment on the President and other factors they are
> just not important enough to have to deal with. On the other hand
> if you are looking at feather-bedding employment, such as civil
> service, why not try some other field, based on skill and ability
> rather than seniority? Like I said, "smart", not "whiny". Do you
> want to reflect on your life in old age whimpering that nobody let
> you play, or knowing that you beat the bastards?

I'm waiting to hear from Royal Mail about a temporary sorter's post for the
Christmas rush. I don't think any sane person would consider that a
feather-bed job - so you will very likely say it is.

And BTW, was it a conscious decision on your part to become a troll or did
you simply (your favourite word) grow into it?

On which part, people may ask. Well - put it this way: I bet when you're
sitting down your voice is muffled!

Douglas D. Anderson

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Sep 26, 2005, 6:57:53 PM9/26/05
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Not at all. You implied that all companies throw out the applications
of persons 40 and 50. I don't need to prove the opposite, but only
that /some/ companies do not.


> Younger people get hired
>
>>too, but spend much of their first several years "learning the ropes"
>>as it were, even college grads, they need a lot of "baby sitting".
>>What you're saying I hear often from pot heads and drop-outs, who
>>blame their unemployment on the President and other factors they are
>>just not important enough to have to deal with. On the other hand
>>if you are looking at feather-bedding employment, such as civil
>>service, why not try some other field, based on skill and ability
>>rather than seniority? Like I said, "smart", not "whiny". Do you
>>want to reflect on your life in old age whimpering that nobody let
>>you play, or knowing that you beat the bastards?
>
>
> I'm waiting to hear from Royal Mail about a temporary sorter's post for the
> Christmas rush. I don't think any sane person would consider that a
> feather-bed job - so you will very likely say it is.
>
> And BTW, was it a conscious decision on your part to become a troll or did
> you simply (your favourite word) grow into it?

This is hardly trolling. Trolling is by definition starting a frivolous
dispute and stepping back out.

Greg Evans

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Sep 26, 2005, 6:59:53 PM9/26/05
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Douglas D. Anderson wrote:

> This is hardly trolling. Trolling is by definition starting a
> frivolous dispute and stepping back out.

It is also, by definition, NOT stepping out and thereby perpetuating a
frivolous dispute.


Douglas D. Anderson

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Sep 26, 2005, 7:04:10 PM9/26/05
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LOL.

nemo

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Sep 27, 2005, 7:39:40 AM9/27/05
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"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
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Well's head that man!

Here. Have a Christmas Tree!


Jon

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Sep 27, 2005, 9:33:49 AM9/27/05
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On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:47:29 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<RsPZe.335$K91...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:

>> Take it up with all the bosses and recruiting people who automatically throw
>> application forms in the bin from people who are over 50 - or 40 even!! - or
>> even less in the US I'm given to understand.
>Pure paranoid bullshit (as we call it). My company is not unusual
>and regularly hires middle aged people, because they often have a
>much better skill base than younger people. Younger people get hired
>too, but spend much of their first several years "learning the ropes"
>as it were, even college grads, they need a lot of "baby sitting".
>What you're saying I hear often from pot heads and drop-outs, who
>blame their unemployment on the President and other factors they are
>just not important enough to have to deal with. On the other hand
>if you are looking at feather-bedding employment, such as civil
>service, why not try some other field, based on skill and ability
>rather than seniority? Like I said, "smart", not "whiny". Do you
>want to reflect on your life in old age whimpering that nobody let
>you play, or knowing that you beat the bastards?

nemo is lying. employers don't like employing commie cunts.

--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Jon Upfold, universal arsehole, dickhead extraordinaire

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Douglas D. Anderson

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Sep 28, 2005, 8:29:54 PM9/28/05
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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:33:49 +0200, "Jon" <upf...@icon.co.za> found these
> unused words floating about:
> explains his lack of work, then?
>
Nemo is hyper-sensitive, easily upset, vain, subject to mood swings,
overly demonstrative, indiscriminately equitable and compromising...
maybe instead of looking for work he should consider becoming an
Au Pair.

Greg Evans

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Sep 28, 2005, 8:42:40 PM9/28/05
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Douglas D. Anderson wrote:

> Nemo is hyper-sensitive, easily upset, vain, subject to mood swings,
> overly demonstrative, indiscriminately equitable and compromising...
> maybe instead of looking for work he should consider becoming an
> Au Pair.

Or perhaps even three.


Jon

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Sep 29, 2005, 11:55:37 AM9/29/05
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On Wed, 28 Sep 2005 16:21:15 -0700, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote
in message <da9mj15a4d7um86fp...@4ax.com>:

>On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 15:33:49 +0200, "Jon" <upf...@icon.co.za> found these
>>On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:47:29 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
>>>> Take it up with all the bosses and recruiting people who automatically throw
>>>> application forms in the bin from people who are over 50 - or 40 even!! - or
>>>> even less in the US I'm given to understand.
>>>Pure paranoid bullshit (as we call it). My company is not unusual
>>>and regularly hires middle aged people, because they often have a
>>>much better skill base than younger people. Younger people get hired
>>>too, but spend much of their first several years "learning the ropes"
>>>as it were, even college grads, they need a lot of "baby sitting".
>>>What you're saying I hear often from pot heads and drop-outs, who
>>>blame their unemployment on the President and other factors they are
>>>just not important enough to have to deal with. On the other hand
>>>if you are looking at feather-bedding employment, such as civil
>>>service, why not try some other field, based on skill and ability
>>>rather than seniority? Like I said, "smart", not "whiny". Do you
>>>want to reflect on your life in old age whimpering that nobody let
>>>you play, or knowing that you beat the bastards?
>>nemo is lying. employers don't like employing commie cunts.
>explains his lack of work, then?

nemo doesn't get work because he doesn't have to.

that's what welfare gets you. a bunch of people who content themselves to
live at that low level of existence.

dunno why they give him enough to afford to pay for an Internet connection
and telephone at home.

if he was in South Africa, he would get ZERO. zero zero zero. nothing. not
one fucking cent.

not even food stamps. we don't have any welfare whatsoever. we have UIF,
which pays unemployed people a percentage (30%) of their last salary for a
maximum of 6 months. 6 months is the time frame they have to find a new job.

we wouldn't have to deal with nemo's continued fucking bullshit online if he
was in SA.

i'm one of the elite South Africans. i can afford to have a phone and pay
for my Internet access.

telecommunications costs 5 times more in SA than in India.

only the SA elite are online. the scum can't afford it.

Jon

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Sep 29, 2005, 11:55:46 AM9/29/05
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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 00:29:54 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<6AG_e.15918$Xl2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:

>Nemo is hyper-sensitive, easily upset, vain, subject to mood swings,
>overly demonstrative, indiscriminately equitable and compromising...
>maybe instead of looking for work he should consider becoming an
>Au Pair.

the only au pair i am interested in employing is young, female, attractive,
vulnerable and easy to take advantage sexually of.

she should also possess just enough intelligence to realise that any attempt
to blackmail me or report me to the authorities will result in her untimely
demise.

she should also realise that when i'm finished having my fun with her, it's
time for her to move on without causing any scenes.

i'd be prepared to compensate her for her additional services, but she
should be careful to show her gratitude for my generosity rather than turn
greedy and demand more than what i'm offering.

any deviation from my rules and my plan is not a good idea either. she
shouldn't argue with me about anything. i won't waste my time arguing back.
i'll just take action that she won't live to dislike.

she should also realise that i'm one of the good guys. i won't hurt or harm
her unless she gives me a reason. others will do that because they enjoy it.

now that's just sick.

nemo

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Sep 29, 2005, 6:25:19 PM9/29/05
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"Jon" <upf...@icon.co.za> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 26 Sep 2005 09:47:29 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> <RsPZe.335$K91...@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
> >> Take it up with all the bosses and recruiting people who automatically
throw
> >> application forms in the bin from people who are over 50 - or 40
even!! - or
> >> even less in the US I'm given to understand.

> >Pure paranoid bullshit (as we call it). My company is not unusual
> >and regularly hires middle aged people,

OK I'll say it again - so every every single company on the entire planet is
the same as your fucking, cunting fascist bloody company is it???

Why do right-wing extremeists always rely on gross generalisations? Because
they mistakenly think that everyone other than themselves is so thick that
they'll accept their stupid propaganda! That's why!

Propaganda vs. experience. No contest!

> > because they often have a
> >much better skill base than younger people. Younger people get hired
> >too, but spend much of their first several years "learning the ropes"
> >as it were, even college grads, they need a lot of "baby sitting".
> >What you're saying I hear often from pot heads and drop-outs, who

> >blame their unemployment . .

My unemployment is directly due to the collapse of the Korean economy. CNS
Farnell who I worked for as Production Engineer used to export most or their
output to Korea. The company soldiered on as long as it could after the
collapse and then had to restructure. Unfortunately, this involved a number
of redundancies and I was one of them.

I've lost count of the number of applications I've made since to which I've
not even received a damned reply!

> > on the President and other factors they are
> >just not important enough to have to deal with. On the other hand
> >if you are looking at feather-bedding employment,

I've just applied for temporary sorter with Royal Mail for the Christmas
rush. That's damned hard work! I bet you wouldn't want to do it!

> >such as civil
> >service, why not try some other field, based on skill and ability
> >rather than seniority? Like I said, "smart", not "whiny". Do you
> >want to reflect on your life in old age whimpering that nobody let
> >you play, or knowing that you beat the bastards?
>
> nemo is lying. employers don't like employing commie cunts.

Since when is having been brought up by excellent parents to believe in
absolute equality and to fight injustice of all kinds being a commie cunt.
Stalin was a commie cunt. Give it a little more time and you'll be able to
call Dubbaya 'Uncle Joe' as well!

And what a load of fascist bollocks! It's well known - universally known
even - over here that it's damned near impossible for anyone over 50 to get
a job, in spite of all the fine words from politicians and organisations who
claim to be able to place over 50s applicants. Even the staff at the Job
Centres don't pressure over 50s because they know how difficult it is.

And I'll tell you what - considering fascist bastards like you absolutely
loathe the accomplishments of, and anything at all individual about anyone
who is unfortunate enough to become one of your targets - it will no doubt
cause you nerve-wracking agony to know that because I am Vegan and know one
hell of a lot about nutrition and am a fucking brilliant cook, and can
repair and keep going all my consumer durables because I'm a fucking expert
with electronics ate. and can make excellent use of recycled materials, I
can actually manage quite nicely on my Jobseekers' Allowance of the
magnificent £112.40 per fortnight (that's two weeks for ignorant US cunts
like you!) plus Housing Benefit and Council Tax Benefit.

And I'm in a central London two bedroom flat (US crap vocabulary =
apartment) for which I am paying just £4 per week which is the Water Rate
not covered by State Benefit! The rent is covered by Housing Benefit.

If I could afford it I could buy this flat for around £20K under Maggie
Thatcher's "Right to Buy" and sell it three years later at the going rate of
£350K+ or rent it out for the going rate of around £400 per week - so eat
your heart out, cunt!

And don't forget that the Allowance and other benefits are things I'm FULLY
entitled to claim under Law and come from the taxes I have paid in over a
period of 40+ years of damned hard work!!

I'd still much rather be working though - not because I could use the
money - but because I am not making the sort of contribution I would like to
to the community and to the economy of my country - which is a much better
and finer country than your fucking abysmal shambles of corrupt politicians
bought by polluting oil companies, shallow bimbos, un- and non-informed
twats who pretend to be experts in world affairs while being kept in
ignorance by government-controlled media; and a population of phonetic
poseurs who use the most idiosyncratic and ridiculous set of contrived
accents in the damned world! - and seriously expect the rest of the world to
admire them!

Is that clear enough for your pathetic little single brain cell?


nemo

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nemo

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Paps Schmere

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...jezuz fukin; christ nemo...
u have gone the deep end...

yer compulsion with goddamm
ko-re-ans is extremely redundant...

...u mess of soil..hate the china fukz...

...how did it start??..fuked the japz
real good...bought their shit products,
(which we still doing today...'cept itz
all made in china)...the fukin' tie-wan
-easy r scared out their ass...

...n just don't mention the wopz, frogs,
kikez, potato sukz, and the rest of europe
that has to me destryed...

peace...hold yer hand up...righty if yer
dick curves that 'way'...now...palm to
yer face...witch finger wood u use to
to express my deep thotz 'bout u??
no...try again....

ur_droll

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Oct 1, 2005, 5:42:27 AM10/1/05
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Jon wrote:
> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 00:29:54 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
> <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> <6AG_e.15918$Xl2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
>
>>Nemo is hyper-sensitive, easily upset, vain, subject to mood swings,
>>overly demonstrative, indiscriminately equitable and compromising...
>>maybe instead of looking for work he should consider becoming an
>>Au Pair.
>
>
> the only au pair i am interested in employing is young, female, attractive,
> vulnerable and easy to take advantage sexually of.
>
> she should also possess just enough intelligence to realise that any attempt
> to blackmail me or report me to the authorities will result in her untimely
> demise.
>

more likely he'll realise how busted yer arse is and not waste
the effort


> she should also realise that when i'm finished having my fun with her, it's
> time for her to move on without causing any scenes.
>

like when ya pull the plug on yer blow up.

> i'd be prepared to compensate her for her additional services, but she
> should be careful to show her gratitude for my generosity rather than turn
> greedy and demand more than what i'm offering.
>

i.e low appetite for cum

> any deviation from my rules and my plan is not a good idea either. she
> shouldn't argue with me about anything. i won't waste my time arguing back.
> i'll just take action that she won't live to dislike.
>

<sigh>..... life isn't all about blow up dolls ya 'pin dick'

> she should also realise that i'm one of the good guys. i won't hurt or harm
> her unless she gives me a reason. others will do that because they enjoy it.
>
> now that's just sick.
>

from someone who thinks that licking his fingers after a wank...
ain't?

nemo

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"Paps Schmere" <mel.w...@the.gallows.net> wrote in message
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Bernard Breslaw in Educating Schmerchie:

" 'Ere!!! 'Eeeeez a nut case!"

http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/radio/archie.htm

It could only happen here, folks! It could only happen here!


GP

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"ur_droll" <G.P.suck...@the.snotty.end.of.my.fuck.stick.co> wrote in
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>
>
> Jon wrote:
>> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 00:29:54 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
>> <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
>> <6AG_e.15918$Xl2....@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:
>>
>>>Nemo is hyper-sensitive, easily upset, vain, subject to mood swings,
>>>overly demonstrative, indiscriminately equitable and compromising...
>>>maybe instead of looking for work he should consider becoming an
>>>Au Pair.
>>
>>
>> the only au pair i am interested in employing is young, female,
>> attractive,
>> vulnerable and easy to take advantage sexually of.
>>
>> she should also possess just enough intelligence to realise that any
>> attempt
>> to blackmail me or report me to the authorities will result in her
>> untimely
>> demise.
>>
>
> more likely he'll realise how busted yer arse is and not waste the effort

is that why fag boy dumped you kiwi?

>
>
>> she should also realise that when i'm finished having my fun with her,
>> it's
>> time for her to move on without causing any scenes.
>>
>
> like when ya pull the plug on yer blow up.

just like you do on your blow up sheep kiwi?

>
>> i'd be prepared to compensate her for her additional services, but she
>> should be careful to show her gratitude for my generosity rather than
>> turn
>> greedy and demand more than what i'm offering.
>>
>
> i.e low appetite for cum

you have a high appetite for cum don't you kiwi.

>
>> any deviation from my rules and my plan is not a good idea either. she
>> shouldn't argue with me about anything. i won't waste my time arguing
>> back.
>> i'll just take action that she won't live to dislike.
>>
>
> <sigh>..... life isn't all about blow up dolls ya 'pin dick'

you know first hand how your little pin dick can damage blow up dolss and
sheep kiwi.

>
>> she should also realise that i'm one of the good guys. i won't hurt or
>> harm
>> her unless she gives me a reason. others will do that because they enjoy
>> it.
>>
>> now that's just sick.

that no worse than what you do with sheep kiwi.

>>
>
> from someone who thinks that licking his fingers after a wank... ain't?

you want to get all the cum you can right kiwi?


Warm, Soft, & Gooey

A man went into a grocery store, got 3 cans of dog food, and walked up to
the checkout counter.

The cashier asks the man, "Sir, do you own a dog?"

The man replies, "Yes I do."

The cashier then asks, "Do you have the dog with you?"

The man replies, "No, I left it at home."

The cashier then says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this dog food unless
I see your dog."

A few days later the man walks into the same store, gets 3 cans of cat food,
and walks up to the checkout counter.

The same cashier asks, "Sir, do you own a cat?"

The man replies, "Yes I do."

The cashier then asks, "Do you have your cat with you?"

And the man replies, "No, I left it at home."

Then the cashier says, "I'm sorry, but I can't sell you this cat food unless
I see your cat."

A few days later the man walks into the store, this time carrying a paper
bag. He walks up to the same cashier, and asks him to put his hand into the
bag.

The cashier says, "It feels warm, soft, and gooey."

The man then says, "Now, can I go back and get 3 rolls of toilet paper?"


erikc

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On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:55:37 +0200, "Jon" <j...@upfold.co.za> wrote:


[===]


>i'm one of the elite South Africans. i can afford to have a phone and pay
>for my Internet access.
>
>telecommunications costs 5 times more in SA than in India.
>
>only the SA elite are online. the scum can't afford it.

No wonder you're such a shithead.

erikc

Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."

Jon

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Oct 21, 2005, 6:00:27 AM10/21/05
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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 19:46:28 -0600, erikc <fire...@airmail.net> wrote in
message <lgcgl15do528880so...@4ax.com>:

>On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:55:37 +0200, "Jon" <j...@upfold.co.za> wrote:
>>i'm one of the elite South Africans. i can afford to have a phone and pay
>>for my Internet access.
>>telecommunications costs 5 times more in SA than in India.
>>only the SA elite are online. the scum can't afford it.
>No wonder you're such a shithead.
>erikc

Erik, I am not a shithead.

I am mortified that you would think of me in those unflattering terms.

Mos

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"erikc" <fire...@airmail.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 29 Sep 2005 17:55:37 +0200, "Jon"
> <j...@upfold.co.za> wrote:
>
>
> [===]
>
>
>>i'm one of the elite South Africans. i can afford to have
>>a phone and pay for my Internet access.
>>
>>telecommunications costs 5 times more in SA than in India.
>>
>>only the SA elite are online. the scum can't afford it.
>
> No wonder you're such a shithead.

Oh, just belittle shit, why don't ya.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 30, 2005, 5:02:06 PM10/30/05
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nemo wrote:

> I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?
>
> Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in Borneo.
>
> Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.
>

> Faraday: A day that stores electricity, or Fara Force-it Gently's birthday.

Friday: A very hot day.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Not that Friggin' pun again!!!!

http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=Friday


Tim Bruening

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Nov 20, 2007, 3:40:56 AM11/20/07
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nemo wrote:

> I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?
>
> Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in Borneo.
>
> Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.

I thought that a Leap Year had an extra day, not lacked a day.

Tim Bruening

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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > I'm sure we've done all the knights. How about some kdays for a change?
> >
> > Dayak: A large Tibetan ox at dawn that has mysteriously ended up in
Borneo.
> >
> > Lackaday: What a Leap Year does.
> >
> > Faraday: A day that stores electricity, or Fara Force-it Gently's
birthday.
>
> Friday: A very hot day.

Not very Tzibbilised.


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