November 12 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41C29AD6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > >
> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:41B80556...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >> Baker: Pastry dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Gawker: Tourist dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Kayacker: Dog with oars.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Knocker: A door to door salesdog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Panicker: Frightened dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Picker: Dog harvesting crops.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Stalker: A procrastinating dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Starker: Famous dog actor.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Stoker: Dog tending a fire.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Streaker: Nude dog.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Striker: Dog on a union picket line.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Striker: Dog pitching ace.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Sucker: Dog lollipop.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sticker: Sellotape Sealyham.
> > > > >
> > > > > Sticky: A wooden key.
> > > >
> > > > Balky: Spheroid key.
> > > >
> > > > Chalky: Key to a blackboard, or an Afro-American board.
> > > >
> > > > Donkey: Mafia key.
> > > >
> > > > Faulty: Tea that shakes.
> > > >
> > > > Hickey: Key that bites.
> > > >
> > > > Inky: Key to a pen.
> > > >
> > > > Jerky: Obnoxious key.
> > > >
> > > > Lucky: Key that wins lotteries.
> > > >
> > > > Monk-Key: Religious primate that preaches a key.
> > > >
> > > > Perky: Price of a locksmith.
> > > >
> > > Parky: Schlussel to warmer weather.
> > >
> > > (It *is* tricky sometimes to avoid using part of the pun word in the
> > > definition!)
> >
> > Risky: Adventurous key.
> >
> Pinkey: Operates a barrel-type lock.
Pinkey: Communist key.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Tricky: Halloween key.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> dobey the elf <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103429597.8...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Abbey Normal wrote:
> > > "nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit> wrote in message
> > > news:tm4xd.34601$Rf4....@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > >
> > > > Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
> > > > news:10s6apo...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > >>
> > > >>
> > > >> "dobey the elf" <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > > >> news:1103298756....@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com
> > > >> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >> >> nemo wrote:
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> > Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com>
> > > >> >> > wrote in message
> > > >> >> > news:l397c0pgrt4b54784...@4ax.com...
> > > >> >> > > On 6 Jun 2004 15:53:04 -0700,
> > > >> >> > > tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us (Tim
> > > >> > Bruening)
> > > >> >> > > wrote:
> > > >> >> > >
> > > >> >> > > >> I *am* the scorekeeper.
> > > >> >> > > >
> > > >> >> > > >What do you keep 20 of?
> > > >> >> > >
> > > >> >> > > Fingers and toes. Why?
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> > Not sheet music, or in the case of pop, shit music?
> > > >> >>
> > > >> >> Sheet music: Played by the KKK band.
> > > >>
> > > >> Sheetmusic: Tunes to have sex by.
> > > >>
> > > >> > Sheetrock: music ghosts like!
> > > >>
> > > >> Sheetrock: Geographical formations birds use for a loo.
> > > >>
> > > > Sheet Trocken: Dry German whine with a very odd recipe!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > The liquor store down on the corner used to sell that whine, but it
> > was
> > > overpriced. I always thought they were out to gypsum one.
> > I heard that store was all talc!
> >
> Talc: Mg3Si4O10(OH)2
>
> Gypsum: CaSO4·2H2O
Gypsum: The con man sure gypsum people tonight!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> dobey the elf <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103429879....@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Jon Delaney wrote:
> > >
> > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:0v2oe0dc5a4plealb...@4ax.com...
> > > > > On Wed, 7 Jul 2004 10:59:01 +0930, "Sheila Dundee"
> > > > > <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> found these unused words floating
> > about:
> > > > >
> > > > > >"Jenni Saqua" <mar...@awol.com> wrote in message
> > > > > >news:40eb1129$0$61938$d36...@news.calweb.com
> > > > > >> "Sheila Dundee" wrote ...
> > > > > >>> "J. A. Mc." wrote
> > > > > >>>> On Tue, 06 Jul Pierre Abbat found these unused words
> > floating
> > > > > >>>> about:
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> It's difficult to dance in high eeled shoes.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Are you dancing the Virginia eel?
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>> Just a little eel and toe tapping.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> And if I lose my glass slippery will come looking for me.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >> If 'e don't, wEel give 'im a good cloggin' we will!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I see we are right in step, sister!
> > > > > >
> > > > > So you're both about Sabot age?
> > > >
> > > > And now a song from Elvers Presley............
> > > > >
> > >
> > > Presley: Korean newspaper.
> > Korean newspaper: reading between the Li Ings?
> >
> Government newspaper that uses Operant Conditioning, the stress from the
> negative reinforcement in which gives you a pain in the belly: Gut Oppress.
Operant: Ant surgeon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> > > >
> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >
> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >
> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>
> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message
> news:3f975...@127.0.0.1...
> > In article <609-3F9...@storefull-2374.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
> > FRE...@webtv.net, =?ISO-8859-1?Q?fredm...@the.PC_=8F=8E?= was looking
> at the
> > world oddly when:
> > >
> > >>ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo)
> > >>>Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > >news:vpd4ptl...@corp.supernews.com...
> > >>"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
> > >news:bn6026$h...@library1.airnews.net...
> > >=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0I signed up. Why am I getting all these calls at
> > >breakfast?
> > >
> > >>it is full of holes
> > >
> > >>In China, they have a Mai Ling Preference Service.
> > >
> > >> I have a preference for Mai Ling. She always served her donuts on
> > >China, with no extra charge for the holes.
> > >
> > They do at the 'Ho tell!
> >
> Run by William and a drunken MuckDonald's fan called Landburger Guzzler.
Oboe: Bow shaped like a donut.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:3F91A12D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Forklift: Machine used to lift forks.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Pitchfork: A fork that throws baseballs.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Trident: Attempt to put ding marks in submarines.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Trident: 3 dents.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Mordent: Lots of acid teeth.
> > > >
> > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache.
> > > >
> > > McCavity: Cat with a tooth ache.
> >
> > Me-Ow!
> >
> Everybody-Ow in that situation!
Meowing: Flying cat.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F97619A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F93AFA3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Pinesol: A sad household cleaner.
> > > > >
> > > > > Joy: A happy household cleaner.
> > > > >
> > > > > Lysol: An untruthful household cleaner.
> > > >
> > > > Comet: A cleaner that's out of this world.
> > > >
> > > Trainee cook on an asteriod: Comet Chef.
> >
> > Clo-rox: Rocks that clean.
> >
> > Clor-ox: A draft animal that cleans.
> >
> (UK prefix)
>
> Chlorhexidine: Clean way to put a curse on the head of a college.
>
> Chlorococcum: Clean way to have intercourse.
>
> Chlorodyne: Clean restaurant.
>
> Chlorophyta: Clean boxer.
Would you like to take a Chloride or a Fluoride? Would you like to ride
in a Carbon?
Tim Bruening
Submachine Gun Wedding: What happened when the sailor got the mermaid
pregnant.
Subdue: Underwater postage stamp.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > >news:3FB326AA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >> Subplot: Underwater farm.
> > > >>
> > > >Subaerial: Works at Ultra Low Frequency. (Shhhhhhhhhh. Top secret
> still!!)
> > > >
> > > >Subarid: Underwater desert.
> > > >Subbing: Sings lower than Crosby.
> > > >Subcranial: Pertianing to underwater lifting gear.
> > > >
> > > Subcranial: less than lofty thoughts
> >
> > Subconscious: Aware underwater.
>
> Subclass: In a school's cellar.
>
> Subdolous: Under a US bank vault.
>
> Subduct: A pair of skinny legs with webbed feets!
Substage: Where subplots are played out.
Tim Bruening
Michael L Kankiewicz wrote:
> My school is having a baking contest to raise money for the United
Way.
>
> The name of the contest is, of course....
>
> |
> |
> V
>
> "Kneading Dough"
A Pursing Mission!
nemo
Bluto: Popeye's Conservative adversary's foot digit.
nemo
Halloween key: Someone greeting a man with a nervous tic of the eyelid.
nemo
Yeah. He sold 'em flour instead of Plaster of Paris!
Polyfilla: Millet, pumpkin seeds, etc.
nemo
If their nest is in a large dendritic shrub, would he use Treehole Surgery??
nemo
Tabby, or not tabby: Shakespeare's tomcat on the prowl.
nemo
Doughnut spell it like that. Spell it properly!
OK. Oboe: Bow shaped like a properly.
nemo
Howdya make a cat go woof and a dog go miaow?
Throw the dog off a high building and it'll go
"Miaoiaoiaoiaoiaoiaowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"! (Add your own Doppler Shift!)
Pour petrol over the cat and light it. It'll go 'WOOF!!"
nemo
Carboncle: Very big infected spot with very black pus exyoooooding from out
of it!
nemo
>
> Submachine Gun Wedding: What happened when the sailor got the mermaid
> pregnant.
>
> Subdue: Underwater postage stamp.
Suboverdue: The U-Boat got torpedoed!
nemo
The Flies: At the top of a theatre's trousers!
nemo
Woman's musical handbag in a Methodist church?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
V-To: Foot digit that rejects bills.
nemo
Tim Bruening
Michael L Kankiewicz wrote:
A Pursing Mission!
Ly Rick: A musical man.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Carbon Nate: Soft drink man.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Atom Mick, Neutron Nick, Electron Nick, Elect Ron, Elect Ted: Nuclear
people.
Tim Bruening
nemo
IND IMP!
That's accordion to the Victoriana Nail, Bert Museum.
nemo
are fastened properly!
http://www.onelook.com/?w=flies&ls=a
nemo
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> pregnant.
>
> Subdue: Underwater postage stamp.
>
Fondue: The price of sound in Berlin.
Perdue: The price of a price.
nemo
nemo
nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > mike wheeEler <whee...@tns.net> wrote in message
> > news:3f975...@127.0.0.1...
> > > In article <609-3F9...@storefull-2374.public.lawson.webtv.net>,
looking
> > at the
> > > world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >>>Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > >news:vpd4ptl...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > >>"dustbird" <dust...@cross.wind> wrote in message
> > > >news:bn6026$h...@library1.airnews.net...
> > > >=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0=A0I signed up. Why am I getting all these calls
at
> > > >breakfast?
> > > >
> > > >>it is full of holes
> > > >
> > > >>In China, they have a Mai Ling Preference Service.
> > > >
> > > >> I have a preference for Mai Ling. She always served her donuts on
> > > >China, with no extra charge for the holes.
> > > >
> > > They do at the 'Ho tell!
> > >
> > Run by William and a drunken MuckDonald's fan called Landburger Guzzler.
>
> Oboe: Bow shaped like a donut.
>
>
Fright of the Navigator: What happens when the ship turns gay and suddenly
metamorphoses a big, metallic penis right in the middle of the pilot's seat
while it's occupied! Hehehehehehehe!
(>!<)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091059/
nemo
Dubbaya the Shrub: A nucular person!
nemo
Douglas D. Anderson
Fly tower: Air traffic control for busy garbage.
marika
This is very very funny
> Hehehehehehehe!
particularly as you are obviously agonizing about the ethics of the issue,
I think you will absorb this movie in a way that will help you immensely
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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Begauze it's light and easy to pipe up there.
Phil Kyle
news:xuK7h.243069$3D1....@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
Dewdrop: Imminent stock market crash.
--
Phil Kyle™
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marika
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> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC768...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:3F976166...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > nemo wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > >
>> > > > >
>> > > > > nemo wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > > > > news:3F91A12D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > > > > Forklift: Machine used to lift forks.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Pitchfork: A fork that throws baseballs.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Trident: Attempt to put ding marks in submarines.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Trident: 3 dents.
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > Mordent: Lots of acid teeth.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache.
>> > > > >
>> > > > McCavity: Cat with a tooth ache.
>> > >
>> > > Me-Ow!
>> > >
>> > Everybody-Ow in that situation!
>>
>> Meowing: Flying cat.
>>
> Mu-Metal: What its propeller is made of.
>
>
I would say that's what Xena Warrior Princess bra is made of
marika
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
>> > > >
>> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
>> >
>> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
>> >
>> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>>
>> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
>
> Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
>
yup it hit our office, this monring, just like that Phillipine one, it
keeps proliferating.
Thanks for the heads up
> Atom Mick, Neutron Nick, Electron Nick, Elect Ron, Elect Ted: Nuclear
> people.
>
I wish I had known about it last night, tho.
I don't know why people won't shut off their preview panel.
--
"Be on the lookoput of a file caleld great shockwave movie. Creative.exe
"--Lester Mosley
marika
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC7E7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > nemo wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
>> > > > >
>> > > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
>> > >
>> > > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
>> > >
>> > Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>> >
>> > Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
>>
>> Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
>>
>> Atom Mick, Neutron Nick, Electron Nick, Elect Ron, Elect Ted: Nuclear
>> people.
>>
>
> Dubbaya the Shrub: A nucular person!
>
>
do you agree with him
--
"There's a lot of heroin
addiction going on lower down the
scale," --Elizabeth Hurley
nemo
"marika" <mce...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Narr. That'd give her the E-Cups!
nemo
> On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:44:23 -0500, Tim Bruening
> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > nemo wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> >> > > >
> >> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >> >
> >> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >> >
> >> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
> >>
> >> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
> >
> > Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
> >
>
> yup it hit our office, this monring, just like that Phillipine one, it
> keeps proliferating.
> Thanks for the heads up
As we're tall king about exploding cats, shouldn't that be 'tails up'?
> > Atom Mick, Neutron Nick, Electron Nick, Elect Ron, Elect Ted: Nuclear
> > people.
> >
>
> I wish I had known about it last night, tho.
> I don't know why people won't shut off their preview panel.
>
They don;t realise that by shutting it off, messages don't automatically
open when they receive them and therefore can't launch viruses.
It also gives you a chance to look at the source code first and see if
there's anything suspicious there.
nemo
marika
>
> "marika" <mce...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:op.tjm99...@dialup-4.249.183.94.dial1.washington2.level3.net...
>> On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:44:23 -0500, Tim Bruening
>> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>>
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > nemo wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
>> >> > > >
>> >> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
>> >> >
>> >> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
>> >> >
>> >> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>> >>
>> >> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
>> >
>> > Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
>> >
>>
>> yup it hit our office, this monring, just like that Phillipine one, it
>> keeps proliferating.
>> Thanks for the heads up
>
> As we're tall king about exploding cats, shouldn't that be 'tails up'?
you win some you lose some, depending on what kind of coins they keep in
their pawrses
marika
zz tops
--
> i basically have no clue!! please help
>
> Lou
nemo
E-Cups = a pun on Hiccups in a Cockney accent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiccups
Singultus!
OK.
Ullllllllllllllllllllllllltusssssssssss!
nemo
> On Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:46:25 -0500, nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
> >
> > "marika" <mce...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >
news:op.tjm99...@dialup-4.249.183.94.dial1.washington2.level3.net...
> >> On Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:44:23 -0500, Tim Bruening
> >> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
> >>
> >> >
> >> > nemo wrote:
> >> >
> >> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > nemo wrote:
> >> >> >
> >> >> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >> >> >
> >> >> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
> >> >>
> >> >> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
> >> >
> >> > Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
> >> >
> >>
> >> yup it hit our office, this monring, just like that Phillipine one, it
> >> keeps proliferating.
> >> Thanks for the heads up
> >
> > As we're tall king about exploding cats, shouldn't that be 'tails up'?
>
> you win some you lose some, depending on what kind of coins they keep in
> their pawrses
>
marika
no no no
that's an e-lectronic push up bra
> OK.
>
> Ullllllllllllllllllllllllltusssssssssss!
>
>
nemo
no no no
Oooooh! Jelly on a plate! Jelly on a plate!
> OK.
>
> Ullllllllllllllllllllllllltusssssssssss!
>
>
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4376A602...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41C4F010...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:41C29AD6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > > > news:41B80556...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >> Baker: Pastry dog.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Gawker: Tourist dog.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Kayacker: Dog with oars.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Knocker: A door to door salesdog.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Panicker: Frightened dog.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Picnicker: Dog out for fun in the sun.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Picker: Dog harvesting crops.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Staker: Barky the Dog Vampire Slayer.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Stalker: A procrastinating dog.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Starker: Famous dog actor.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Stoker: Dog tending a fire.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Streaker: Nude dog.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Striker: Dog on a union picket line.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Striker: Dog pitching ace.
> > > > > > > >>
> > > > > > > >> Sucker: Dog lollipop.
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Sticker: Sellotape Sealyham.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Sticky: A wooden key.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Balky: Spheroid key.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Chalky: Key to a blackboard, or an Afro-American board.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Donkey: Mafia key.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Faulty: Tea that shakes.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hickey: Key that bites.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Inky: Key to a pen.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jerky: Obnoxious key.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lucky: Key that wins lotteries.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Monk-Key: Religious primate that preaches a key.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Perky: Price of a locksmith.
> > > > > >
> > > > > Parky: Schlussel to warmer weather.
> > > > >
> > > > > (It *is* tricky sometimes to avoid using part of the pun word in the
> > > > > definition!)
> > > >
> > > > Risky: Adventurous key.
> > > >
> > > Pinkey: Operates a barrel-type lock.
> >
> > Pinkey: Communist key.
>
> Bluto: Popeye's Conservative adversary's foot digit.
V-To: Foot digit that rejects bills.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F976166...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> > > >
> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >
> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >
> Ball-Bearing. A sphere that turns you testes into those of a bear.
>
> Ball Race: Vet chasing a tom cat!
Atom Bomb: Exploding male cat.
Atom Mick, Neutron Nick, Electron Nick, Elect Ron, Elect Ted: Nuclear
people.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Michael L Kankiewicz wrote:
> My school is having a baking contest to raise money for the United
Way.
>
> The name of the contest is, of course....
>
> |
> |
> V
>
> "Kneading Dough"
A Pursing Mission!
Pursing: Singing feline.
Ly Rick: A musical man.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F97619A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F976166...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F9767F3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC715...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Submachine Gun Wedding: What happened when the sailor got the mermaid
> > pregnant.
> >
> > Subdue: Underwater postage stamp.
> >
>
> Fondue: The price of sound in Berlin.
>
> Perdue: The price of a price.
Piece Rate: The price of peace.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4376A602...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41C4F010...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:41C29AD6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
nemo
Bill's what?
nemo
Vimto: Foot digit that cleans the kitchen sink using an abrasive powder.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Legislative bills.
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F97619A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F976166...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40307005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F976166...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
> >
> >
> > mike wheeEler wrote:
> >
> > > In article <MzNsb.107886$Ou6....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> > > ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> > > >
> > > >
Tim Bruening
> > > news:3F938D7E...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message