Read about it !?!
It's just not the same.
Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
better than nothing.
But only if it's got a plot.
Right. And we all just read cook books when we're hungry.
>>>Instant download bondage and spanking novels,
>>
>> Read about it !?!
>> It's just not the same.
>
> Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
>better than nothing.
>
> But only if it's got a plot.
As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
to...
Cute, but where's the plot?
Well, some people do.
> All he had to do now what determine what an
> appropriate punishment would be for her infractions.
> He decided to...
...make her read cheesy internet erratica -- oops, excuse me, "erotica".
>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but
>> notice his large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a
>> sweat trying to escape and lay exhausted, her naked body
>> glistening in the moonlight. He had not failed to take
>> notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was his for
>> the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what
>> determine what an appropriate punishment would be for her
>> infractions. He decided to...
>
> Cute, but where's the plot?
I've got a plot down by the creek where we could bury that reeking slop.
But they don't stop at just reading.
Reading about spanking and bondage is akin to
looking at the alphabet to make me spell correctly.
Feh. Sounds like an ordinary date for me.
>> He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what
>> determine what an appropriate punishment would be for
>> her infractions. He decided to...
>
> Feh. Sounds like an ordinary date for me.
Take that ball gag out of your mouth and try again; we couldn't understand
you the first time.
Local cemetery, so you can put Larry's story in it.
thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
woman's drink so he could take her home with him.
>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>
> Local cemetery, so you can put Larry's story in it.
You can add MosNot's last vestiges of dignity, that will expire when he
discovers I already made that joke.
I was already logged in and didn't see your remark.
And it matters not if yours was a few minutes sooner
since we had thoughts so akin to each other.
Feh. Like you usually do, anyway.
In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
Good try, but wrong, wrong, wrong.
LOL
>>>>>Instant download bondage and spanking novels,
>>>>
>>>> Read about it !?!
>>>> It's just not the same.
>>>
>>> Yeah, but since we ain't doing it, reading about it might just be
>>>better than nothing.
>>>
>>> But only if it's got a plot.
>>
>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>> large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>> and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>> not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>> his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>> an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>> to...
>
>thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
>woman's drink so he could take her home with him.
Close, but no cigar.
>>> As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>> large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>> and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>> not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>> his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>> fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>> an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>> to...
>>thank the bartender for slipping the drugs in the
>>woman's drink so he could take her home with him.
>
> Close, but no cigar.
Larry has the hots for Monica !
That would be Lewdinsky.
No, please no. Pretty please?
Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
about waving his wand at you.
So you do want the next installment? Let me fire up them ol' brain
cells and see what kind of magic I kin create for ya.
>>>>>>>As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help but notice his
>>>>>>>large, throbbing manhood. She had worked up a sweat trying to escape
>>>>>>>and lay exhausted, her naked body glistening in the moonlight. He had
>>>>>>>not failed to take notice of her exquisite form lying there. She was
>>>>>>>his for the taking. He gently placed a ball gag in her mouth and
>>>>>>>fastened it behind her head. All he had to do now what determine what
>>>>>>>an appropriate punishment would be for her infractions. He decided
>>>>>>>to...
>>>>>> Cute, but where's the plot?
>>>>>In the next installment. Want a hint, little girl?
>>>> No, please no. Pretty please?
>>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of magic.
>
>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>about waving his wand at you.
Wand? You mean my telephone Pole, right?
>>>> Where is your sense of adventure, young lady?
>>> Waiting for a plot. And vocabulary. And perhaps a sparkle of
>>> magic.
>>
>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>about waving his wand at you.
>
> Wand? You mean my telephone Pole, right?
Ehh, so you got one of them little ones that folds in the middle.
> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
I'm all about the KA-CHING!
> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
A man went shopping for a whole frozen chicken.
There was only one left, but 'she was his for the taking'.
:)
--
I don't suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.
He can just go blog his Ka-CHING.
It all depends on where he takes her.
Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
you're taking things seriously here.
>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>
>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>
>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
>A man went shopping for a whole frozen chicken.
>There was only one left, but 'she was his for the taking'.
LOL
>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>
>It all depends on where he takes her.
I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.
>> Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>> about waving his wand at you.
>
> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
setup fees?
> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
> Wild Ride.
Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
disturbing euphemism.
Just so long as he isn't blogging mine.
Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it too, if
you'd tried.
>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>
> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
> too, if you'd tried.
Um...thanks?
Still?
......the things that plague your thoughts....
How long have you had these delusions, Larry ?
He's always too busy blogging his own kachingie.
As in that's the way you won't stand for his kak.
>>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>
>>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>>
>>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>>
>> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>
>......the things that plague your thoughts....
No, her DVDs.
Euphemism? What euphemism?
Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>> for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>
>>>It all depends on where he takes her.
>>
>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads' Wild Ride.
>
>How long have you had these delusions, Larry ?
<grin>
>>>>Jeez, give him an excuse to say something
>>>>about waving his wand at you.
>>>
>>> I'm all about the KA-CHING!
>>
>> Are you and I still using the barter method to pay our respective
>> setup fees?
>
> Still?
<grin>
OK. Her DVDs that plague your thoughts.
Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
"I took her"
It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
be taken seriously, he would have typed:
"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>>>>>>> I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was
>>>>>>> his for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Then I recommend you don't read those stories.
>>>>>
>>>>>Perhaps that's why she rents the DVDs.
>>>>
>>>> I wonder if they arrive in the mail wrapped in plain brown paper?
>>>
>>>......the things that plague your thoughts....
>>
>> No, her DVDs.
>
>OK. Her DVDs that plague your thoughts.
No. They probably arrive in a plain brown paper wrapper. SHEESH!
Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
at all.
>>>>> Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>> and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>
>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>> too, if you'd tried.
>>>
>>>Um...thanks?
>>
>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>
>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
Which explains why he needs another lesson.
Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
BZZZZZZZZT!
>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>
>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into a
>>>disturbing euphemism.
>>
>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>
>"I took her"
And you phemismed her?
>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>
>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>> you're taking things seriously here.
>
>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.
How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
>>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride
>>>>>>>and turn it into a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Aww, don't sell yourself short Greg - you coulda done it
>>>>>>too, if you'd tried.
>>>>>
>>>>>Um...thanks?
>>>>
>>>>Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, young man!
>>>
>>>Jeez, as if he's not lazy enough.
>>
>> Which explains why he needs another lesson.
>>
>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>
>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>
>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>
> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
I am not zapping my own nipples. Again.
SRPOTW !!
Jeez......self-inflicted.....you is weird.
Rule #1 !
More of a phehemzeed.
Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.
Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
that image out there for public consumption?
Some images aren't very <vivid> for some of us.
>> No. They probably arrive in a plain brown paper wrapper. SHEESH!
>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>> at all.
>
>SRPOTW !!
Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>> Hand me those electrified nipple clamps, will ya, kid.
>>>> This might sting a little, Greg. Ready?
>>>> BZZZZZZZZT!
>>>
>>> How's watching you zapping your nipples going to sting Greg?
>>
>> Aaawwww man - and I thought you *liked* Greg . . . why wouldja go and put
>> that image out there for public consumption?
>
>Some images aren't very <vivid> for some of us.
BZZZZZZZZT!
OUCH!
>>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>>
>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it into
>>>>>a
>>>>>disturbing euphemism.
>>>>
>>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>>
>>>"I took her"
>>
>> And you phemismed her?
>
>More of a phehemzeed.
Why don't I believe you?
>>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>
>>>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>>>> you're taking things seriously here.
>>>
>>>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>>>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>>>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>>>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>>
>> Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.
>
>Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.
Can too! I would have said "I do" on my wedding day even if her pappy
hadn't been pointin' that shotgun at me.
> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson,
> young man!
Gladly.
>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>> at all.
>>
>>SRPOTW !!
>
> Not even close. Nice try, though.
Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
You didn't have say "I do" at your wedding.
You said "I did; that's why we're getting married".
Perhaps because you're not Agent Fox Mulder.
>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>> at all.
>>>
>>>SRPOTW !!
>>
>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>
>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
award.
>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson,
>> young man!
>
>Gladly.
Ok. Don't make me give you yet another motivational lesson, Gladly.
BTW, when did you change your name?
>>>>>>>> I took her to Disneyland so I could take her on Mr. Toads'
>>>>>>>> Wild Ride.
>>>>>>>Only Larry could take a child's innocent amusement ride and turn it
>>>>>>>into
>>>>>>>a disturbing euphemism.
>>>>>> Euphemism? What euphemism?
>>>>>"I took her"
>>>> And you phemismed her?
>>>More of a phehemzeed.
>>
>> Why don't I believe you?
>
>Perhaps because you're not Agent Fox Mulder.
The Mos is out there!
>>>>>>>I have a severe issue whenever someone uses that whole "she was his
>>>>>>>for the taking" BS. Oh my god. No.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You do realize that story was humor, right? Please don't tell us that
>>>>>> you're taking things seriously here.
>>>>>
>>>>>It's true, Miss Linda. If it was something that should
>>>>>be taken seriously, he would have typed:
>>>>>"As she struggled against her bonds, she couldn't help
>>>>>but notice Larry's wilted, limp, mostly useless manhood."
>>>>
>>>> Really? Because I don't think I would have typed that.
>>>
>>>Yeah, you can't tell the truth if your life depended on it.
>>
>> Can too! I would have said "I do" on my wedding day even if her pappy
>> hadn't been pointin' that shotgun at me.
>
>You didn't have say "I do" at your wedding.
>You said "I did; that's why we're getting married".
I never said all that! It would have been impossible to say all that
since my jaws were wired shut.
Only because once you do a good job,
others expect you to do better.
>>> Don't make me give you yet another motivational
>>> lesson, young man!
>> Gladly.
>
> Ok. Don't make me give you yet another motivational
> lesson, Gladly. BTW, when did you change your name?
My name is Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.
>>>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>>>> at all.
>>>>>
>>>>>SRPOTW !!
>>>>
>>>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>
>>>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
>>
>> You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
>> award.
>
>Only because once you do a good job,
>others expect you to do better.
When have I ever done a good job?
Do you mean the bald, cross-eyed bear? Now that I would believe.
>> My name is Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.
>
> Do you mean the bald, cross-eyed bear? Now that I
> would believe.
Would you believe, cross-eyed and bare?
Yes, unfortunately.
We keep expecting that.
>>>>>>>> Some folks obviously have absolutely no reading comprehension skills
>>>>>>>> at all.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>SRPOTW !!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Not even close. Nice try, though.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh, my bad. It should have been SRPOTY.
>>>>
>>>> You obviously underestimate my skills. It should have been the SRPOTD
>>>> award.
>>>
>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>others expect you to do better.
>>
>> When have I ever done a good job?
>
>We keep expecting that.
Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?
<nod nod> precisely
Yes, exactly.
Very close to my answer. ...oo, spooky...
GMTA and all that.
peach
( Great Minds Think Alike)
>>>>>Only because once you do a good job,
>>>>>others expect you to do better.
>>>>
>>>> When have I ever done a good job?
>>>
>>>We keep expecting that.
>>
>> Me doing a good job, or me asking when have I done a good job?
>
><nod nod> precisely
Summer's not only a plumber; she's undoubtedly a member of the
Ambiguity R Us Club.
Larry
I'm not just the president, I'm a member.
National Sarcasm Society, actually . . . ARU couldn't be bothered to
organize
Sometimes Summer and I have simliar thoughts, sometimes
Greg and I have similar thoughts, sometimes you and I have
similar thoughts.
Ever notice we never have similar thoughts to Larry.....
> peach
> ( Great Minds Think Alike)
...well, duh...