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Tim Bruening

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Jan 31, 2004, 4:30:36 AM1/31/04
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1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
American version of 01/02/04.

Alan

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Jan 31, 2004, 8:41:34 AM1/31/04
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Not just Europe, Tim

ynotssor

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Jan 31, 2004, 4:58:44 PM1/31/04
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"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>> American version of 01/02/04.
>
> Not just Europe, Tim

Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are the
same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".

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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Jan 31, 2004, 5:42:09 PM1/31/04
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"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
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>"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>> Not just Europe, Tim
>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".

So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"

Milt

Alan

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Jan 31, 2004, 5:50:52 PM1/31/04
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On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
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An order from Dubya?

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jan 31, 2004, 6:32:22 PM1/31/04
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On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

I believe the term for that would be an order.

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Jan 31, 2004, 6:40:31 PM1/31/04
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"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
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>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version"
>> are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military
>> time".
>
> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"

Very unfortunate and the kind of stuff that turns world opinion against the
US, given the prevalence of precision bombing for the purpose of targeting
military objectives rather than civilian "village" ones.

Check out these guys who came back to check the barbecue pit to see if the
pig was done (~4.7MB):

http://www.lunitixx.com/sharefoo/224Helicopter_Kills.mpeg

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Jan 31, 2004, 8:20:13 PM1/31/04
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Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You mean *he's* "Pinhead?"

Milt

Alan

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Jan 31, 2004, 8:52:30 PM1/31/04
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On 31 Jan 2004 19:20:13 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>
>Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:<ctnl10540lgjk1ta4...@4ax.com> the following:
>>On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
>>>news:<401c2...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:
>>>>"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:dmnk1019qqu78qbpd...@4ax.com
>>>>
>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
>>>
>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
>>>
>>An order from Dubya?
>
>You mean *he's* "Pinhead?"

I do?

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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What?

Milt

Alan

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Jan 31, 2004, 9:19:07 PM1/31/04
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On 31 Jan 2004 20:09:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>
>Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

>news:<ei2m10hnrtq5em8se...@4ax.com> the following:


>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>>>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
>>>>An order from Dubya?
>>>You mean *he's* "Pinhead?"
>>I do?
>
>What?
>

Huh?

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Jan 31, 2004, 9:43:12 PM1/31/04
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Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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I see you are somewhat of a history buff too.

Milt

Tim Bruening

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Feb 1, 2004, 10:48:08 AM2/1/04
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Today is the European version of 01/02/04, and 30 days since the
American version of 01/02/04. But its also the 1st anniversary of the
Columbia Disaster.

Tim Bruening

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"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:

> Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:<l34m10tq2h2hie9fe...@4ax.com> the following:
> >On 31 Jan 2004 20:09:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> ><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
> >
> >>
> >>Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>news:<ei2m10hnrtq5em8se...@4ax.com> the following:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
> >>>>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
> >>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
> >>>>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
> >>>>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
> >>>>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
> >>>>>An order from Dubya?
> >>>>You mean *he's* "Pinhead?"
> >>>I do?
> >>
> >>What?
> >>
> >Huh?
> >
> I see you are somewhat of a history buff too.

Naked history?

Tim Bruening

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Feb 1, 2004, 11:04:27 AM2/1/04
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Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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You just got married?

Alan

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Feb 1, 2004, 1:19:24 PM2/1/04
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On 31 Jan 2004 20:43:12 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>
>Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:<l34m10tq2h2hie9fe...@4ax.com> the following:
>>On 31 Jan 2004 20:09:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>news:<ei2m10hnrtq5em8se...@4ax.com> the following:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>>>>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>>>>>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
>>>>>>An order from Dubya?
>>>>>You mean *he's* "Pinhead?"
>>>>I do?
>>>
>>>What?
>>>
>>Huh?
>>
>I see you are somewhat of a history buff too.
>

I polish it often. ( history that is)

David Simpson

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Feb 2, 2004, 9:13:36 AM2/2/04
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 09:26:07 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:41:34 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> found these
>unused words floating about:

>"Gaining Timmiee's attention" instructions:
>
>First get a 2x4 (5.1 cm x 10.2 cm) ...

Are you referring to one of those short planks? 2" wide, 4" long and
twenty feet thick type planks. That's Tim. Thick as two short planks.

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Feb 2, 2004, 9:13:38 AM2/2/04
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On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:

1530 hours. No colon.

15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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>On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:
>>"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
>>news:<401c2...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:
>
>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
>>
>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
>>
>1530 hours. No colon.

Thanks for correcting Tony.

Milt

Greg Evans

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Feb 2, 2004, 1:32:47 PM2/2/04
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David Simpson wrote:

> 1530 hours. No colon.

Going two months without a colon would have disastrous consequences!!


ynotssor

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"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
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>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>
>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>> hours?"
>>>
>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>
> Thanks for correcting Tony.

My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
easily been born with a colostomy.

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 13:32:47 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote:

>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>
>Going two months without a colon would have disastrous consequences!!

He's full of it.

Larry Krzewinski

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 14:39:39 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:

>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>
>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>> hours?"
>>>>
>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>
>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>
>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
>easily been born with a colostomy.

Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?

ynotssor

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>
>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>
>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>
>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>
>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just
>> as easily been born with a colostomy.
>
> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?

They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up and back
out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and it gets even
better.

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel boogie.

Milt

Larry Krzewinski

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 16:56:52 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:

>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>
>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>>
>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>
>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>
>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just
>>> as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>
>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>
>They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up and back
>out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and it gets even
>better.

I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as well.
<g>

Larry Krzewinski

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On 2 Feb 2004 19:02:20 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
>>>easily been born with a colostomy.
>>
>>Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>
>If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel boogie.

Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.

Greg Evans

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Feb 2, 2004, 10:44:23 PM2/2/04
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J. A. Mc. wrote:
> Greg Evans found these unused words floating about:

>> David Simpson wrote:
>>
>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>> Going two months without a colon would have disastrous consequences!!
>
> Not really, it's in the bag ...

Argh! You may have won this round, J. A., but you haven't seen
co-last-o'-me!


ynotssor

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> quoted and wrote in
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My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated insistence of a
28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she wanted, and had some
insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.

Larry Krzewinski

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 21:35:08 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>> They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up
>>> and back out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and it
>>> gets even better.
>>
>> I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as well.
>> <g>
>
>My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated insistence of a
>28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she wanted, and had some
>insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.

She wanted a date on a 26 inch bike?

ynotssor

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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She let me drive her husband's 1967 Buick LeSworde.

Larry Krzewinski

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 23:20:54 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>>> They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up
>>>>> and back out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and
>>>>> it gets even better.
>>>> I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as well.
>>>> <g>
>>> My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated
>>> insistence of a 28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she
>>> wanted, and had some insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.
>>
>> She wanted a date on a 26 inch bike?
>
>She let me drive her husband's 1967 Buick LeSworde.

Did you keep your sword in the scabbard that night?

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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I refrain from playing the bridge. It cheats!

Milt

David Simpson

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On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 10:02:43 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 00:43:38 +1030, David Simpson
><faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:


>
>>On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:
>>
>>>
>>>"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
>>>news:<401c2...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:
>>>>"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>news:dmnk1019qqu78qbpd...@4ax.com
>>>>
>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
>>>
>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
>>>
>>1530 hours. No colon.
>>
>>15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.
>

>Powell full thought ...

Would you see him at that hour if the lights were out?

David Simpson

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 14:39:39 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> typed
furiously:

>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
>message news:401e9601$0$76066$45be...@newscene.com
>
>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>
>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>> hours?"
>>>>
>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>
>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>
>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
>easily been born with a colostomy.

The proctologist phoned. They found your head.

ynotssor

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"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> quoted and wrote in
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A gentleman never swells. Besides, it was early afternoon.

Palema

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ynotssor wrote:

No wonder there's so few of them!

Larry Krzewinski

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On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 09:15:18 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote:

>>>>>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who
>>>>>>>>>>>>> call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at
>>>>>>>>>>>> 15:30 hours?"
>>>>>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>>>>> They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it
>>>>>>> up and back out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on
>>>>>>> and it gets even better.
>>>>>> I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as
>>>>>> well. <g>
>>>>> My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated
>>>>> insistence of a 28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she
>>>>> wanted, and had some insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.
>>>> She wanted a date on a 26 inch bike?
>>> She let me drive her husband's 1967 Buick LeSworde.
>>
>> Did you keep your sword in the scabbard that night?
>
>A gentleman never swells. Besides, it was early afternoon.

A nooner for your first sexual encounter! Way to go, Tony.

Larry Krzewinski

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Feb 3, 2004, 5:23:54 PM2/3/04
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On 3 Feb 2004 05:23:06 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
>>>>>easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel boogie.
>>
>>Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>
>I refrain from playing the bridge. It cheats!

I've got to hand it to you. Two hearts. Your bid.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 4, 2004, 3:49:48 AM2/4/04
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

On which dates do you eat dates with your dates?:):)

Tim Bruening

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Feb 4, 2004, 3:50:32 AM2/4/04
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?

Tim Bruening

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ynotssor wrote:

> "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
> news:lihu10lh8gp0fqgmk...@4ax.com
>
> >>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
> >>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
> >>>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
> >>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
> >>>>>>>>> hours?"
> >>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
> >>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
> >>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
> >>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
> >>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
> >>>> They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up
> >>>> and back out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and
> >>>> it gets even better.
> >>> I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as well.
> >>> <g>
> >> My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated
> >> insistence of a 28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she
> >> wanted, and had some insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.
> >
> > She wanted a date on a 26 inch bike?
>
> She let me drive her husband's 1967 Buick LeSworde.

What!!!!!! A married woman dated you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tim Bruening

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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:24:04 +1030, David Simpson


> <faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 10:02:43 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
> >typed furiously:
> >
> >>On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 00:43:38 +1030, David Simpson
> >><faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>>On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
> >>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
> >>>>news:<401c2...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:
> >>>>>"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>>>news:dmnk1019qqu78qbpd...@4ax.com
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
> >>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
> >>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
> >>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
> >>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
> >>>>
> >>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
> >>>>
> >>>1530 hours. No colon.
> >>>
> >>>15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.
> >>
> >>Powell full thought ...
> >
> >Would you see him at that hour if the lights were out?
>

> It's light here at 0015:30 Zulu.

Where do you live?

Tim Bruening

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Feb 4, 2004, 3:54:54 AM2/4/04
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

Adultery: A grown up tree.

Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.

David Simpson

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Feb 4, 2004, 8:16:41 AM2/4/04
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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 23:20:54 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> typed
furiously:

>"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message


>news:lihu10lh8gp0fqgmk...@4ax.com
>
>>>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>>> They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up
>>>>> and back out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and
>>>>> it gets even better.
>>>> I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as well.
>>>> <g>
>>> My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated
>>> insistence of a 28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she
>>> wanted, and had some insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.
>>
>> She wanted a date on a 26 inch bike?
>
>She let me drive her husband's 1967 Buick LeSworde.

Bragging again!

David Simpson

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On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 21:35:08 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> typed
furiously:

>"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> quoted and wrote in


>message
>news:5q2u10918dklcdbac...@4ax.com
>
>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>> They're the best cure I've found for tailgaters -- just fling it up
>>> and back out the window. Then their windshield wipers come on and it
>>> gets even better.
>>
>> I was talking about your dates but I guess they'd work just as well.
>> <g>
>
>My first date was when I was 15, responding to the repeated insistence of a
>28-year-old fine-looking gal. She knew what she wanted, and had some
>insights into my wants as well. Thank You God.

Obviously the last one as well.

Larry Krzewinski

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Feb 4, 2004, 8:46:55 PM2/4/04
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On Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:50:32 -0800, Tim Bruening
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:

>> >>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>> >>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>> >>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>> >>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>> >>>>>> hours?"
>> >>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>> >>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>> >>>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
>> >>>easily been born with a colostomy.
>> >>
>> >>Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>> >
>> >If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel boogie.
>>
>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>
>You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?

The thought has crossed my mind more than once.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 5, 2004, 1:23:47 AM2/5/04
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Just 2 months to 04/04/04. Whom do you adore?

David Simpson

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Feb 5, 2004, 1:27:19 PM2/5/04
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On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 09:09:05 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 22:44:23 -0500, "Greg Evans"
><gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words floating

>Hope not ... you're welcome to polyp up any time with a goodie.

I node you were going to say tumour like this.

David Simpson

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Feb 5, 2004, 1:27:20 PM2/5/04
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On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 09:12:43 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Wed, 04 Feb 2004 00:24:04 +1030, David Simpson


><faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>
>>On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 10:02:43 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
>>typed furiously:
>>
>>>On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 00:43:38 +1030, David Simpson
>>><faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:
>>>
>>>>On 31 Jan 2004 16:42:09 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
>>>><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
>>>>>news:<401c2...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:
>>>>>>"Alan" <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>news:dmnk1019qqu78qbpd...@4ax.com
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since the
>>>>>>>> American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European version" are
>>>>>>the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>
>>>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30 hours?"
>>>>>
>>>>1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>
>>>>15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.
>>>
>>>Powell full thought ...
>>
>>Would you see him at that hour if the lights were out?
>

>It's light here at 0015:30 Zulu.

At this time of the year? Then you must live at McMurdo Sound.

ynotssor

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Feb 5, 2004, 2:05:36 PM2/5/04
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"David Simpson" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> quoted and wrote in message
news:ls02205ml5gopld10...@4ax.com

>>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since
>>>>>>>>> the American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>> 15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.
>>>> Powell full thought ...
>>> Would you see him at that hour if the lights were out?
>> It's light here at 0015:30 Zulu.
>
> At this time of the year? Then you must live at McMurdo Sound.

In Missouri, it's light at 15:30Z year-'round.

Greg Evans

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Feb 5, 2004, 3:08:37 PM2/5/04
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ynotssor wrote:

> David Simpson wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since
>>>>>>>>>> the American version of 01/02/04.
>>>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>>>>> hours?"
>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>> 15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.
>>>>> Powell full thought ...
>>>> Would you see him at that hour if the lights were out?
>>> It's light here at 0015:30 Zulu.
>> At this time of the year? Then you must live at McMurdo Sound.
>
> In Missouri, it's light at 15:30Z year-'round.

And Missouri is light-years from any civilization.


ynotssor

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Feb 5, 2004, 3:19:44 PM2/5/04
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> quoted and wrote in message
news:bvu7s4$10pfb6$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de

Only in Kansas City. The rest of it is in a different universe with no
spatial or temporal connectivity to this one.

Greg Evans

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Feb 5, 2004, 3:26:25 PM2/5/04
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ynotssor wrote:

>>> In Missouri, it's light at 15:30Z year-'round.
>> And Missouri is light-years from any civilization.
>
> Only in Kansas City. The rest of it is in a different universe with no
> spatial or temporal connectivity to this one.

Actually, that could apply to a substantial portion of the US.


Greg Evans

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Feb 5, 2004, 3:27:18 PM2/5/04
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I wrote:

A/K/A "flyover country".


Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:<r383201aqmbs8nj69...@4ax.com> the following:

I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than flows.

Milt

ynotssor

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Feb 5, 2004, 7:06:31 PM2/5/04
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"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
message news:4022b7a6$0$57750$45be...@newscene.com

>>>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who
>>>>>>>>>>> call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at
>>>>>>>>>> 15:30 hours?"
>>>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>>> If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel
>>>>> boogie.
>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>> You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>> The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>
> I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than
> flows.

Like an asparagus patch in a high wind?

Alan

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Feb 5, 2004, 8:04:43 PM2/5/04
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On 5 Feb 2004 15:40:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"

<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
>Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
>news:<r383201aqmbs8nj69...@4ax.com> the following:

>>>You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?


>>
>>The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>
>I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than flows.
>

Doreen?

Palema

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Feb 5, 2004, 9:30:18 PM2/5/04
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ynotssor wrote:
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
> message news:4022b7a6$0$57750$45be...@newscene.com
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>>>>>version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who
>>>>>>>>>>>>call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at
>>>>>>>>>>>15:30 hours?"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>>>>>just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel
>>>>>>boogie.
>>>>>
>>>>>Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>>
>>>>You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>>
>>>The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>>
>>I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than
>>flows.
>
>
> Like an asparagus patch in a high wind?
>
>
That would be an ex-spear-ience!

Larry Krzewinski

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Feb 6, 2004, 1:20:38 AM2/6/04
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On 5 Feb 2004 15:40:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>>>> >>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>> >>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
>>>> >>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
>>>> >>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
>>>> >>>>>> hours?"
>>>> >>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>> >>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>> >>>My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have just as
>>>> >>>easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>> >>Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>> >If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel boogie.
>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>
>>The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>
>I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than flows.

Hey Greg! Where was that bridge over the snake pit located?

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 6, 2004, 2:33:10 AM2/6/04
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"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
news:<4022d...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:

>"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
>message news:4022b7a6$0$57750$45be...@newscene.com
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
>>>>>>>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who
>>>>>>>>>>>> call 15:30 "military time".
>>>>>>>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at
>>>>>>>>>>> 15:30 hours?"
>>>>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>>>>> Thanks for correcting Tony.
>>>>>>>> My colon was intentional, and not a random chance. I could have
>>>>>>>> just as easily been born with a colostomy.
>>>>>>> Is that why you hang around with all those old bags?
>>>>>> If he was delivered by a giant nose they could call him colonel
>>>>>> boogie.
>>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>> You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>> The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>> I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than
>> flows.
>
>Like an asparagus patch in a high wind?

The wind around here smells more like rudabagas. And who needs
insulting pastry?

Milt

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<tvp520h4qts7dovds...@4ax.com> the following:

Sometimes she gives me a little wiggle room.

Milt

David Simpson

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Feb 6, 2004, 8:46:26 AM2/6/04
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On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 14:22:41 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 04:57:20 +1030, David Simpson

>Lord Howe soon we forget ...! <G>
>
>You can see I Adelaide for you to check 'summertime':
>http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/info/timezone.htm

Thanks, and tarctica is a strange place.

David Simpson

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Feb 6, 2004, 8:46:22 AM2/6/04
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On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 13:25:40 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 04:57:19 +1030, David Simpson
><faro...@picknowl.com.au> found these unused words floating about:


>
>>On Tue, 03 Feb 2004 09:09:05 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
>>typed furiously:
>>
>>>On Mon, 2 Feb 2004 22:44:23 -0500, "Greg Evans"
>>><gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words floating
>>>about:
>>>
>>>>J. A. Mc. wrote:
>>>>> Greg Evans found these unused words floating about:
>>>>>> David Simpson wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
>>>>>> Going two months without a colon would have disastrous consequences!!
>>>>>
>>>>> Not really, it's in the bag ...
>>>>
>>>>Argh! You may have won this round, J. A., but you haven't seen
>>>>co-last-o'-me!
>>>>
>>>Hope not ... you're welcome to polyp up any time with a goodie.
>>
>>I node you were going to say tumour like this.
>

>Tumor ??? I only said one! <G> If you're going to lye about things, I will
>need a cesium and decyst order!

Is it above or below the neck? I need t know so that I don't throw
away the wrong piece.

I'll encyst he tells the truth.

David Simpson

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Feb 6, 2004, 8:46:23 AM2/6/04
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On 5 Feb 2004 15:40:11 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> typed furiously:

>

Are you trying to give us clues about your sexual preferences again?

Greg Evans

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Feb 6, 2004, 10:17:20 AM2/6/04
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:

> The wind around here smells more like rudabagas. And who needs
> insulting pastry?

Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette band.


Greg Evans

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Feb 6, 2004, 10:18:07 AM2/6/04
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Larry Krzewinski wrote:

>>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>> You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>> The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>> I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than
>> flows.
>
> Hey Greg! Where was that bridge over the snake pit located?

Over the snake pit. Duh.


MosZibby

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Feb 6, 2004, 11:21:18 AM2/6/04
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:c00b7c$11ocg7$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de...

Larry IS Polish, remember that.


Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 6, 2004, 1:46:10 PM2/6/04
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Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:<kgc620dihlcsausn7...@4ax.com> the following:

>
>>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>>You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>>The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>>I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than flows.
>
>Hey Greg! Where was that bridge over the snake pit located?

Wait until I get my Indiana Jones hat.

Milt

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 6, 2004, 1:47:39 PM2/6/04
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David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
news:<3au520to489dc3ftr...@4ax.com> the following:

>>>
>>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>>You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>>The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>>I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than flows.
>
>Are you trying to give us clues about your sexual preferences again?
>
Well since this rinky-dink cathouse has no questionnaire, what choice
do I have?

Milt

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 6, 2004, 1:48:39 PM2/6/04
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:<c00b5t$11npdl$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de> the following:

What's your signature tune, "Poor little, sad little, blue, musette"?

Milt
How's my punctuation?

Greg Evans

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Feb 6, 2004, 2:25:51 PM2/6/04
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:

>> Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette
>> band.
>
> What's your signature tune, "Poor little, sad little, blue, musette"?

Con - salopard - espece de vache! Votre oreilles sont comme les têtes des
poissons!

Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!


David Simpson

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Feb 6, 2004, 3:30:07 PM2/6/04
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On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 08:52:24 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 00:16:22 +1030, David Simpson

>That'll get you right where you excyst!

Until then I'll just have to lump along taking my radio-active
cocktail.

David Simpson

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Feb 6, 2004, 3:32:13 PM2/6/04
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On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 08:52:26 -0800, J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com>
typed furiously:

>On Sat, 07 Feb 2004 00:16:26 +1030, David Simpson

>So are those on 'half-time' ...

Why strive for uniformity. Different is good. Similarity is banal.

David Simpson

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Feb 6, 2004, 3:35:01 PM2/6/04
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On Fri, 6 Feb 2004 14:25:51 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<mis...@larkbooks.com> typed furiously:

La plume de ma tante et sur le table de mon oncle.

...

and it'll stay there because it's run out of ink.

Greg Evans

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Feb 6, 2004, 3:44:45 PM2/6/04
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David Simpson wrote:

> Why strive for uniformity. Different is good. Similarity is banal.

Yeah, everybody I know says that.


ynotssor

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Feb 6, 2004, 5:08:25 PM2/6/04
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> quoted and wrote in message
news:c00ubs$114jvk$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de

>> Why strive for uniformity. Different is good. Similarity is banal.
>
> Yeah, everybody I know says that.

This could be one of the most unique concepts ever: How can one thing be
more unique than another? If it's truly unique, there's nothing else like
it.

ynotssor

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Feb 6, 2004, 5:11:44 PM2/6/04
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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> quoted and wrote in message
news:c00b5t$11npdl$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de

>> The wind around here smells more like rudabagas. And who needs
>> insulting pastry?
>
> Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette band.

You misspelled "Bag You Et".

ynotssor

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Feb 6, 2004, 5:16:02 PM2/6/04
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"David Simpson" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
news:hgu720lb7osg1nf2c...@4ax.com

>>>> Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette
>>>> band.
>>> What's your signature tune, "Poor little, sad little, blue,
>>> musette"?
>> Con - salopard - espece de vache! Votre oreilles sont comme les
>> têtes des poissons!
>> Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>>
> La plume de ma tante et sur le table de mon oncle.
> ...
> and it'll stay there because it's run out of ink.

For those not conversant in Esperanto, he said: "My Aunt is like a feather
on the table of my Uncle."

ynotssor

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"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
message news:4023e014$0$77261$45be...@newscene.com

>>>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>>> You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>>> The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>>> I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than
>>> flows.
>> Hey Greg! Where was that bridge over the snake pit located?
>
> Wait until I get my Indiana Jones hat.

Downtown in the big city one day, I had to cross a street whose gutters were
swollen with rain. Putting on my best Indiana Jones facial expression, I
quickly removed my belt and whipped the tree branch over my head with the
intent of swinging clear of the torrent (hey, it *could* have been a snake
pit).

The trouble seemed to be the pants around the ankles impeding a graceful
landing on the other side. It sure stopped traffic though.

Greg Evans

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Feb 6, 2004, 5:44:20 PM2/6/04
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ynotssor wrote:

> Downtown in the big city one day, I had to cross a street whose
> gutters were swollen with rain. Putting on my best Indiana Jones
> facial expression, I quickly removed my belt and whipped the tree
> branch over my head with the intent of swinging clear of the torrent
> (hey, it *could* have been a snake pit).
>
> The trouble seemed to be the pants around the ankles impeding a
> graceful landing on the other side. It sure stopped traffic though.

Just as well it did, really, since you seem to have neglected to look both
ways before crossing the street!


Larry Krzewinski

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Feb 6, 2004, 7:36:55 PM2/6/04
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Very funny. I think it was in Hollywood. Even plan to visit
Hollywood, Milt?

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
news:<c00pnv$11nbsj$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de> the following:

>Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
>
>>> Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette
>>> band.
>>
>> What's your signature tune, "Poor little, sad little, blue, musette"?
>
>Con - salopard - espece de vache! Votre oreilles sont comme les têtes des
>poissons!

Let's see, my Romanian is a little rusty: "Your oreos don't eat the
poison tits!"

Milt

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 6, 2004, 9:40:30 PM2/6/04
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"Greg Evans" <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:<10286aq...@corp.supernews.com> the following:

It's ok. Sergeant Willie the crossing guard doesn't scold you as long
as your pants are down.

Milt

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 6, 2004, 9:40:24 PM2/6/04
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"ynotssor" <"ynotssor">" wrote in message
news:<40241...@corp.newsgroups.com> the following:

>"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> quoted and wrote in message
>news:c00ubs$114jvk$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de
>
>>> Why strive for uniformity. Different is good. Similarity is banal.
>>
>> Yeah, everybody I know says that.
>
>This could be one of the most unique concepts ever: How can one thing
>be more unique than another? If it's truly unique, there's nothing else
>like it.

That's easy. It's just "fascinating," the basic element of logic.

Mr. Spock

Alan

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Feb 6, 2004, 10:51:40 PM2/6/04
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On 6 Feb 2004 20:38:13 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"

<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
>"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
>news:<c00pnv$11nbsj$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de> the following:

>>Con - salopard - espece de vache! Votre oreilles sont comme les têtes des


>>poissons!
>
>Let's see, my Romanian is a little rusty: "Your oreos don't eat the
>poison tits!"

Close, but no cigar.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 7, 2004, 4:14:53 AM2/7/04
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Have you ever eaten dates with your date during a date? If so, on which date did
you eat dates with your date?


Tim Bruening

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Feb 7, 2004, 4:16:01 AM2/7/04
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ynotssor wrote:

> "David Simpson" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> quoted and wrote in message
> news:ls02205ml5gopld10...@4ax.com


>
> >>>>>>>>> 1 day to the European version of 01/02/04, and 29 days since
> >>>>>>>>> the American version of 01/02/04.
> >>>>>>>> Not just Europe, Tim
> >>>>>>> Usually the people who call DD/MM/YY date format "European
> >>>>>>> version" are the same ignorant, inexperienced people who call
> >>>>>>> 15:30 "military time".
> >>>>>> So what do you call, "Drop these bombs on the village at 15:30
> >>>>>> hours?"
> >>>>> 1530 hours. No colon.
> >>>>> 15:30 would probably be taken as 12:15:30 am.
> >>>> Powell full thought ...
> >>> Would you see him at that hour if the lights were out?
> >> It's light here at 0015:30 Zulu.
> >
> > At this time of the year? Then you must live at McMurdo Sound.
>

> In Missouri, it's light at 15:30Z year-'round.

What about 0015:30? (15 minutes and 30 seconds after midnight).

Greg Evans

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Feb 7, 2004, 8:48:55 AM2/7/04
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ynotssor wrote:

>>> Why strive for uniformity. Different is good. Similarity is banal.
>> Yeah, everybody I know says that.
>
> This could be one of the most unique concepts ever: How can one thing
> be more unique than another? If it's truly unique, there's nothing
> else like it.

In order to grasp that concept it's necessary to come to terms with it
gradually - u'nique up on it.


MosZibby

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"ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> wrote in message
news:40241...@corp.newsgroups.com...

> "David Simpson" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
> news:hgu720lb7osg1nf2c...@4ax.com
>
> >>>> Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette
> >>>> band.
> >>> What's your signature tune, "Poor little, sad little, blue,
> >>> musette"?
> >> Con - salopard - espece de vache! Votre oreilles sont comme les
> >> têtes des poissons!
> >> Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
> >>
> > La plume de ma tante et sur le table de mon oncle.
> > ...
> > and it'll stay there because it's run out of ink.
>
> For those not conversant in Esperanto, he said: "My Aunt is like a feather
> on the table of my Uncle."

I read about Esperanto in a couple of Harry Harrison
books. Is the language difficult to learn?

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 7, 2004, 1:02:07 PM2/7/04
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Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:<unc820189987nq40j...@4ax.com> the following:

Yeah, the Ricardos invited me and Ethel to go along. We've
already booked a motel room near the train station.

Milt

Alan

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Feb 7, 2004, 1:59:50 PM2/7/04
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On 7 Feb 2004 12:02:07 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
>news:<unc820189987nq40j...@4ax.com> the following:

>>Very funny. I think it was in Hollywood. Even plan to visit


>>Hollywood, Milt?
>
>Yeah, the Ricardos invited me and Ethel to go along. We've
>already booked a motel room near the train station.
>

Fred?? I thought you had died and gone to heaven.

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 7, 2004, 4:49:27 PM2/7/04
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Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<6bda2053alh5p58s4...@4ax.com> the following:

They all live through us. We need to let them out once in a while.

Milt
For more hilarious philosophy visit my web site at:
hppt://newbie/thiswillkillthem/notlikely.htm

ynotssor

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Feb 7, 2004, 5:03:48 PM2/7/04
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>>> Very funny. I think it was in Hollywood. Even plan to visit


>>> Hollywood, Milt?
>>
>> Yeah, the Ricardos invited me and Ethel to go along. We've
>> already booked a motel room near the train station.
>>
> Fred?? I thought you had died and gone to heaven.

He thought so too when he met Ethel.

Larry Krzewinski

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Feb 7, 2004, 5:12:52 PM2/7/04
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On 7 Feb 2004 12:02:07 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:

>>>>>>>> Time for you to play the bridge, Milt.
>>>>>>> You want Milt to suspend himself over a body of water?
>>>>>> The thought has crossed my mind more than once.
>>>>> I'd rather suspend myself over something that wiggles rather than
>>>>> flows.
>>>> Hey Greg! Where was that bridge over the snake pit located?
>>>Over the snake pit. Duh.
>>
>>Very funny. I think it was in Hollywood. Even plan to visit
>>Hollywood, Milt?
>
>Yeah, the Ricardos invited me and Ethel to go along. We've
>already booked a motel room near the train station.

Milty, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Alan

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Feb 7, 2004, 5:17:57 PM2/7/04
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On 7 Feb 2004 15:49:27 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"

<tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>Yeah, the Ricardos invited me and Ethel to go along. We've
>>>already booked a motel room near the train station.
>>>
>>Fred?? I thought you had died and gone to heaven.
>
>They all live through us. We need to let them out once in a while.

Just like a dog so it doesn't mess on the carpet?


>
>Milt
>For more hilarious philosophy visit my web site at:
>hppt://newbie/thiswillkillthem/notlikely.htm

Mel should take web site design lessons from you.

Milton J. Smuthworthy, I

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Feb 8, 2004, 9:38:10 AM2/8/04
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Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
news:<9moa20p35bnbr21s7...@4ax.com> the following:

>On 7 Feb 2004 12:02:07 -0600, "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I"
><tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote:
>
>>>Ever plan to visit Hollywood, Milt?

>>Yeah, the Ricardos invited me and Ethel to go along. We've
>>already booked a motel room near the train station.
>
>Milty, you got some 'splainin' to do!

Sure. "Babaloooooooooooooooo..."

Milt

David Simpson

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Feb 8, 2004, 11:19:31 AM2/8/04
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On Fri, 6 Feb 2004 14:08:25 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> typed
furiously:

>"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> quoted and wrote in message
>news:c00ubs$114jvk$1...@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de
>
>>> Why strive for uniformity. Different is good. Similarity is banal.
>>
>> Yeah, everybody I know says that.
>
>This could be one of the most unique concepts ever: How can one thing be
>more unique than another? If it's truly unique, there's nothing else like
>it.

Who, besides you, mentioned unique? It is the differences that make
life interesting. I hope you live in interesting times.

David Simpson

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Feb 8, 2004, 11:19:37 AM2/8/04
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On Fri, 6 Feb 2004 14:16:02 -0800, "ynotssor" <"ynotssor"> typed
furiously:

>"David Simpson" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message


>news:hgu720lb7osg1nf2c...@4ax.com
>
>>>>> Incidentally, "The Rude Baguettes" is the name of my new musette
>>>>> band.
>>>> What's your signature tune, "Poor little, sad little, blue,
>>>> musette"?
>>> Con - salopard - espece de vache! Votre oreilles sont comme les
>>> têtes des poissons!
>>> Now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
>>>
>> La plume de ma tante et sur le table de mon oncle.
>> ...
>> and it'll stay there because it's run out of ink.
>
>For those not conversant in Esperanto, he said: "My Aunt is like a feather
>on the table of my Uncle."

Almost right. "The feather of my Aunt" would be a little more
accurate. Quill you try again.

David Simpson

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Feb 8, 2004, 11:19:33 AM2/8/04
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On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 16:36:55 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
<Feerles...@madmagazine.com> typed furiously:

The "Snake Pit" is the name given to the basketball stadium in
Wollongong, New South Wales. The at-home win ratio for the local team
is quite staggering.

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