W. Va. Jokes.

Josh Fielek

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Jul 22, 1991, 10:02:26 AM7/22/91

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I Know of a good Texas Joke.

It's called The State Legislature.

J. Fielek
Chaos is Catching.

Herman Rubin

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Jul 23, 1991, 10:45:27 AM7/23/91

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In article <1991Jul22.1...@sunova.ssc.gov> jfi...@planck.ssc.gov (Josh Fielek) writes:
>I Know of a good Texas Joke.
>
>It's called The State Legislature.

Why restrict this to Texas?
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Jim Thomas Park , Jr.

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Jul 24, 1991, 7:30:27 AM7/24/91

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All,
If you really want a good joke come to Pittsburgh and watch our City
council in action.
Ex. If you play your car stereo over 80db you will be issued a ticket
for $100.00. This was just passed at the beginning of the summer.

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Avalon Lodge No. 657

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Chris Best

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Jul 24, 1991, 9:46:15 AM7/24/91

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Who else would want them?

Josh Fielek

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Jul 24, 1991, 1:34:58 PM7/24/91

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I have an idea... Let's let them reorganize War torn Iraq!

I wonder if the Geneva Convention covers this?

J. Fielek
Still in Texas.

Dave Charles

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Jul 24, 1991, 1:54:29 PM7/24/91

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Now you know why the Texas forefathers limited the Legislaature to
100 days every two years. The only exception to this is if the
governor calls a special session (30 days, I think) and then they
are limited to the subjects the governor puts on the agenda.

Dave
A Texan by choice.

Brian Scearce

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Jul 24, 1991, 4:49:04 PM7/24/91

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jp...@andrew.cmu.edu (Jim Thomas Park , Jr.) writes:
> Ex. If you play your car stereo over 80db you will be issued a
> ticket for $100.00. This was just passed at the beginning of the
> summer.

I heard a stand-up comic once say, "I think there should be a law
that the wattage of a car stereo cannot exceed the IQ of the driver."

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Michael Goldman

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Jul 25, 1991, 12:09:13 PM7/25/91

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jfi...@planck.ssc.gov (Josh Fielek) writes:

Look, if we'd really wanted to destroy Iraq, we'd have sent a brigade of
American Savings and Loan officers to organize their banking system !

(Next time, no more mister nice guy !)

(I belong to no organised party - I'm a Democrat !)

- Michael Goldman

David Orton

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Jul 25, 1991, 12:20:47 PM7/25/91

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In article <0cXKHH_00...@andrew.cmu.edu> jp...@andrew.cmu.edu (Jim Thomas Park , Jr.) writes:
>All,
> If you really want a good joke come to Pittsburgh and watch our City
>council in action.
>Ex. If you play your car stereo over 80db you will be issued a ticket
>for $100.00. This was just passed at the beginning of the summer.
>

Where I used to live it was if they could here you from more than
50 feet away. Everyone got paranoid about playing their stereos
too loud- except for the people that had been playing them too loud.

Democracy in action!!

Will Orton

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Dave Orton dor...@dri.com (uunet!drivax!dorton)

sl...@cc.usu.edu

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Jul 29, 1991, 8:01:36 PM7/29/91

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Do you know what a midget is?
A Texan with the shit kicked out of him.

Do you know what a Texan is?
A Mexican on his way to Oklahoma.