Stupid Mistake
javawizard
www.stupid-mistakes.com ?
OllieN...@aol.com
> Do you know of any amusing mistakes that might be good additions towww.stupid-mistakes.com?
your post.
MosNot
"javawizard" <javaw...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Do you know of any amusing mistakes
Well, your birth comes to mind......
javawizard
Greg Evans
> Do you know of any amusing mistakes that might be good
> additions to www.[whatever].com ?
Not plonking you sooner.
Larry Krzewinski
Amen to that!
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>> Do you know of any amusing mistakes that might be good
>>> additions to www.[whatever].com ?
>>
>> Not plonking you sooner.
>
> Amen to that!
Awomen think so too, if what I've been told is true ... not likely though.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Do you know of any amusing mistakes that might be good
>>>> additions to www.[whatever].com ?
>>>
>>> Not plonking you sooner.
>>
>> Amen to that!
>
>Awomen think so too, if what I've been told is true ... not likely though.
If awomen were involved, you were probably told a lot. They tend to
yak on and on about nothing.
SummersFrenzy
>
>>> Amen to that!
>>
>>Awomen think so too, if what I've been told is true ... not likely though.
>
> If awomen were involved, you were probably told a lot. They tend to
> yak on and on about nothing.
Kinda like the people around here . . . wait - does this mean you're saying
that all y'all are women?!?
Larry Krzewinski
No comment.
Signed,
A Man
Greg Evans
> . . . wait - does this mean
> you're saying that all y'all are women?!?
I think I speak for all of us when I say that Larry speaks for none of us.
MosNot
"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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<consider a rude reply posted>
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
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And that includes himself.
Larry Krzewinski
You yakker!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>> . . . wait - does this mean
>>> you're saying that all y'all are women?!?
>>
>> I think I speak for all of us when I say that Larry speaks for none of us.
>
>And that includes himself.
I'm a puppet?
MosNot
"Larry Krzewinski" <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote in message
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If you don't know, you must be.
SummersFrenzy
Fair enough . . . but it was such a good/easy line
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> Kinda like the people around here . . . wait - does this mean you're
>> saying that all y'all are women?!?
>
> <consider a rude reply posted>
<yawns>
If'n you're gonna post . . . then POST, dammit
SummersFrenzy
(postally challenged)
MosNot
> MosNot wrote:
>> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>>
>>> Kinda like the people around here . . . wait - does this mean you're
>>> saying that all y'all are women?!?
>> <consider a rude reply posted>
>
> <yawns>
It could work.
> If'n you're gonna post . . . then POST, dammit SummersFrenzy
> (postally challenged)
....um.....not gonna use that setup.
Greg Evans
You just need a big strong mail to put his stamp on your psyche.
Michael N. LeVine
"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> MosNot wrote:
> > SummersFrenzy wrote:
> >
> >> Kinda like the people around here . . . wait - does this mean you're
> >> saying that all y'all are women?!?
> >
> > <consider a rude reply posted>
>
> <yawns>
>
> If'n you're gonna post . . . then POST, dammit
>
Maybe he misplaced his PhD
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"Thirty days hath September, April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty one except for Gypsy Rose Lee
and every one knew what she had" - Mel Blanc
SummersFrenzy
> SummersFrenzy wrote:
>
>> If'n you're gonna post . . . then POST, dammit
>> SummersFrenzy
>> (postally challenged)
>
> You just need a big strong mail to put his stamp on your psyche.
Psyche . . . "The goddess Psyche started out as a mortal, but one of
exquisite grace and beauty. Fervently courted by numerous mortal men and
gods, Psyche truly wasn't interested in romance and she wasn't just playing
hard to get!"
Riiiigghhttttt . . . good luck with that, then
SummersFrenzy
>
> ....um.....not gonna use that setup.
<shrugs> oh well
MosNot
> MosNot wrote:
>>
>> ....um.....not gonna use that setup.
>
> <shrugs> oh well
Yes, well, thanks.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>> . . . wait - does this mean
>>>>> you're saying that all y'all are women?!?
>>>>
>>>> I think I speak for all of us when I say that Larry speaks for none of
>>>> us.
>>>
>>>And that includes himself.
>>
>> I'm a puppet?
>
>If you don't know, you must be.
Quit trying to reach up my backside!
Larry Krzewinski
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> <yawns>
>>> If'n you're gonna post . . . then POST, dammit
>>> SummersFrenzy
>>> (postally challenged)
>>
>> You just need a big strong mail to put his stamp on your psyche.
>
>Psyche . . . "The goddess Psyche started out as a mortal, but one of
>exquisite grace and beauty. Fervently courted by numerous mortal men and
>gods, Psyche truly wasn't interested in romance and she wasn't just playing
>hard to get!"
I think I can speak for all the other guys here when I say that we
definitely prefer to get the easy ones.
Greg Evans
> . . . but it was such a good/easy line
The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant fees for setting
up, yes.
Greg Evans
>>> SummersFrenzy
>>> (postally challenged)
>> You just need a big strong mail to put his stamp on your
>> psyche.
>
> Psyche . . . "The goddess Psyche started out as a mortal, but
> one of exquisite grace and beauty. Fervently courted by
> numerous mortal men and gods, Psyche truly wasn't interested
> in romance and she wasn't just playing hard to get!"
> Riiiigghhttttt . . . good luck with that, then
Nah, I'm done now. Especially since this thread was being crossposted to
the pun group, I couldn't let such a golden opportunity be
left...undelivered, shall we say.
ynotssor
Greg Evans <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
Someone once charged me an absorbent fee, and I think I got soaked.
Greg Evans
>> The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant
>> fees for setting up, yes.
>
> Someone once charged me an absorbent fee, and I think I
> got soaked.
At that point, you're all washed up and all you can do is throw in the
towel.
ynotssor
Greg Evans <fa...@bogus.com> wrote:
"SOAP, soaP, soAP, sOAP, SOAP, soaP, soAP, sOAP, ..."
"Hey, whatcha doin'?"
"Oh, just singin' about 8 bars."
Greg Evans
>>>> The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant
>>>> fees for setting up, yes.
>>> Someone once charged me an absorbent fee, and I think I
>>> got soaked.
>> At that point, you're all washed up and all you can do is throw in
>> the towel.
>
> "SOAP, soaP, soAP, sOAP, SOAP, soaP, soAP, sOAP, ..."
> "Hey, whatcha doin'?"
> "Oh, just singin' about 8 bars."
And once again, ynotssor Smothers the discussion.
MosNot
Feh. Like there's any other kind worth having.
MosNot
No problems there since your head pretty much fills it up.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>> . . . wait - does this mean
>>>>>>> you're saying that all y'all are women?!?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think I speak for all of us when I say that Larry speaks for none of
>>>>>> us.
>>>>>
>>>>>And that includes himself.
>>>>
>>>> I'm a puppet?
>>>
>>>If you don't know, you must be.
>>
>> Quit trying to reach up my backside!
>
>No problems there since your head pretty much fills it up.
What makes you think I have a head?
Larry Krzewinski
<jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
>>> I think I can speak for all the other guys here when I say that we
>>> definitely prefer to get the easy ones.
>>
>>Feh. Like there's any other kind worth having.
>>
>Yes, but then it's the prevailing situation of 30 second attention spans ...
So? Just look at all the money you can save on paternity suits once
they forget about you.
Greg Evans
> Just look at all the money you can save on
> paternity suits
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Not to be confused with maternity dresses.
Greg
(although the pun group won't see this one, because once again they
got all persnickety and snipped themselves out of the crosspost list)
MosNot
There is no hat on the floor.
ynotssor
Greg Evans <fa...@bogus.com> wrote:
>> "SOAP, soaP, soAP, sOAP, SOAP, soaP, soAP, sOAP, ..."
>> "Hey, whatcha doin'?"
>> "Oh, just singin' about 8 bars."
>
> And once again, ynotssor Smothers the discussion.
"Mom always liked Hugh best!"
SummersFrenzy
I don't believe in charging fees for that - too much like prostitution . . .
So, I'm generous
SummersFrenzy
That was you ringing the doorbell, then? oops
SummersFrenzy
> Larry Krzewinski wrote:
>
>> I think I can speak for all the other guys here when I say that we
>> definitely prefer to get the easy ones.
>
> Feh. Like there's any other kind worth having.
<raised eyebrow> gee, thanks
Lack of initiative on your part does not compensate other failings, and the
easy ones will get lost and go away eventually
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>> I'm a puppet?
>>>>>
>>>>>If you don't know, you must be.
>>>>
>>>> Quit trying to reach up my backside!
>>>
>>>No problems there since your head pretty much fills it up.
>>
>> What makes you think I have a head?
>
>There is no hat on the floor.
I wear my hat on my... I can't divulge that secret here.
Larry Krzewinski
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> . . . but it was such a good/easy line
>>
>> The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant fees for
>> setting up, yes.
>
>I don't believe in charging fees for that - too much like prostitution . . .
>So, I'm generous
Free love with Summer, guys!
I call first!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> Just look at all the money you can save on
>> paternity suits
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Not to be confused with maternity dresses.
Very few guys have ever worn maternity dresses, dude.
>Greg
>(although the pun group won't see this one, because once again they
>got all persnickety and snipped themselves out of the crosspost list)
Reading that news never breaks my heart.
Larry Krzewinski
YAY! More for me!
MosNot
Ehh, plenty more out there.
MosNot
Well, it would be rude just to show up.
Greg Evans
>> Nah, I'm done now. Especially since this thread was being
>> crossposted to the pun group, I couldn't let such a golden
>> opportunity be left...undelivered, shall we say.
>
> That was you ringing the doorbell, then? oops
But I *always* ring twice!
Greg Evans
>> There is no hat on the floor.
>
> I wear my hat on my... I can't divulge that secret here.
That's Larry - all hat and no cattle.
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>> The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant fees for
>>> setting up, yes.
>>
>> I don't believe in charging fees for that - too much like
>> prostitution . . . So, I'm generous
>
> Free love with Summer, guys! I call first!
That's kind of you ... everybody else just shows up un-announced?
Greg Evans
>> Free love with Summer, guys! I call first!
>
> That's kind of you ... everybody else just shows up
> un-announced?
Shhhh! It's going to be a surprise.
Larry Krzewinski
I herd that!
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>> . . . but it was such a good/easy line
>>>>
>>>> The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant fees for
>>>> setting up, yes.
>>>
>>>I don't believe in charging fees for that - too much like prostitution . .
>>>.
>>>So, I'm generous
>>
>> Free love with Summer, guys!
>>
>> I call first!
>
>Well, it would be rude just to show up.
Are you calling second?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> The kind that people around here usually charge exorbitant fees for
>>>> setting up, yes.
>>>
>>> I don't believe in charging fees for that - too much like
>>> prostitution . . . So, I'm generous
>>
>> Free love with Summer, guys! I call first!
>
>That's kind of you ... everybody else just shows up un-announced?
I heard that enjoys being surprised. At least that's what a little
Peach-colored bird told me.
Larry Krzewinski
Greg is the Postman!
Greg Evans
>>>> Nah, I'm done now. Especially since this thread was being
>>>> crossposted to the pun group, I couldn't let such a golden
>>>> opportunity be left...undelivered, shall we say.
>>> That was you ringing the doorbell, then? oops
>> But I *always* ring twice!
>
> Greg is the Postman!
Thank you, Captain Obvious.
MosNot
Already there.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:5pm7lhF...@mid.individual.net...
Sometimes Larry has to explain it to himself.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Free love with Summer, guys!
>>>>
>>>> I call first!
>>>
>>>Well, it would be rude just to show up.
>>
>> Are you calling second?
>
>Already there.
You're too late.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>> Nah, I'm done now. Especially since this thread was being
>>>>>> crossposted to the pun group, I couldn't let such a golden
>>>>>> opportunity be left...undelivered, shall we say.
>>>>> That was you ringing the doorbell, then? oops
>>>> But I *always* ring twice!
>>>
>>> Greg is the Postman!
>>
>> Thank you, Captain Obvious.
>
>Sometimes Larry has to explain it to himself.
Yeah, Greg!
Greg Evans
You know what they call people who willingly give it away for free...
MosNot
> On Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:26:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
>>>>> I call first!
>>>>Well, it would be rude just to show up.
>>> Are you calling second?
>>Already there.
>
> You're too late.
You're premature.
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
Happily single.
Greg Evans
>> You know what they call people who willingly give it away
>> for free...
>
> Happily single.
The answer I was looking for is "poor".
MosNot
You want to be happily poor ?
Greg Evans
>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>> away for free...
>>> Happily single.
>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>
> You want to be happily poor ?
"Happy" will suffice.
Larry Krzewinski
To dream the impossible dream...
MosNot
"Greg Evans" <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote in message
But for some reason, you settled for "poor".
MosNot
Speaking of which.....how's your luck
with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>
>> "Happy" will suffice.
>
> To dream the impossible dream...
He keeps searching for the 24 oz. Budweiser that he can admit to drinking.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>
>> To dream the impossible dream...
>
>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
Well, they all are still talking to me.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>
>>> "Happy" will suffice.
>>
>> To dream the impossible dream...
>
>He keeps searching for the 24 oz. Budweiser that he can admit to drinking.
He'll deny ever drinking a Budweiser, but if he hasn't, how can he
claim to be Bud Wiser?
MosNot
That would be noisy.
Greg Evans
> He'll deny ever drinking a Budweiser, but if he hasn't, how can
> he claim to be Bud Wiser?
I got wise after my very first sip, lo those many years ago.
ynotssor
Greg Evans <fa...@bogus.com> wrote:
Ah, your parents used it to wean you from breast feeding?
Greg Evans
>>> He'll deny ever drinking a Budweiser, but if he hasn't, how
>>> can he claim to be Bud Wiser?
>> I got wise after my very first sip, lo those many years ago.
>
> Ah, your parents used it to wean you from breast feeding?
No, I used it to wean myself from a social group that didn't know the
difference between good beer and bad yeast-piss.
Greg
and I ended up here, speaking of leaping from the frying pan into the
fire
ynotssor
Greg Evans <fa...@bogus.com> wrote:
>>>> He'll deny ever drinking a Budweiser, but if he hasn't, how
>>>> can he claim to be Bud Wiser?
>>> I got wise after my very first sip, lo those many years ago.
>>
>> Ah, your parents used it to wean you from breast feeding?
> ...
> and I ended up here, speaking of leaping from the frying pan into the
> fire
Mmmmmm ... fried Budweiser.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>
>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>
>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>
>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>
>That would be noisy.
I never said I was actually listening to them.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
ynotssor
Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
"Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"
Greg Evans
>> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
>
> "Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"
A-a-a-a-a-n-nd that brings us right back to the Subject line!
MosNot
It would still be noisy.
ynotssor
Greg Evans <gregeva...@charterBLATHER.net> wrote:
"Blue Velvet" was a stupid mistake?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>>>
>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>
>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>
>>>That would be noisy.
>>
>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>
>It would still be noisy.
Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time. I normally only listen to
them when they start hitting me or call me for dinner.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
>
>"Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"
Get a keg, dude! PARTY!
MosNot
Sheesh, what about Hamms ?
MosNot
> On Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:34:30 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse>
> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You know what they call people who willingly give it
>>>>>>>>>>>> away for free...
>>>>>>>>>>> Happily single.
>>>>>>>>>> The answer I was looking for is "poor".
>>>>>>>>> You want to be happily poor ?
>>>>>>>>"Happy" will suffice.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> To dream the impossible dream...
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>>
>>>>That would be noisy.
>>>
>>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>>
>>It would still be noisy.
>
> Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time.
Shows you have a closed mind.
> I normally only listen to
> them when they start hitting me or call me for dinner.
Only ? Those are musts.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>>>>>Speaking of which.....how's your luck
>>>>>>>with Summer, Elisabeth, or Peachy ?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, they all are still talking to me.
>>>>>
>>>>>That would be noisy.
>>>>
>>>> I never said I was actually listening to them.
>>>
>>>It would still be noisy.
>>
>> Yeah, but I tune it out most of the time.
>
>Shows you have a closed mind.
No, it doesn't. It shows that I have my ears stuffed with cotton.
>> I normally only listen to
>> them when they start hitting me or call me for dinner.
>
>Only ? Those are musts.
Well, there is one more thing. Wanna know what it is?
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>>> Yeah, the rest of us drink Schlitz.
>>>
>>>"Hey ... PABST BLUE RIBBON!!"
>>
>> Get a keg, dude! PARTY!
>
>Sheesh, what about Hamms ?
And buy some ham for the party, dude!
Greg Evans
>> Shows you have a closed mind.
>
> No, it doesn't. It shows that I have my ears stuffed with cotton.
...extracted directly from the inside of his skull.
Greg Evans
>>> Get a keg, dude! PARTY!
>> Sheesh, what about Hamms ?
>
> And buy some ham for the party, dude!
Sammiches for all!
Larry Krzewinski
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
Then you'd better bring an assortment of bread and condiments, Greg.
And don't forget the cheese!
Greg Evans
>>>>> Get a keg, dude! PARTY!
>>>> Sheesh, what about Hamms ?
>>> And buy some ham for the party, dude!
>> http://ehams.com/default.htm
>> Sammiches for all!
>
> Then you'd better bring an assortment of bread and condiments,
> Greg. And don't forget the cheese!
Are you kidding? I'm not attending unless you get some actual beer
there!