Officer Fenwick

[C e r b e r u s - T h e - D o g - O f - H e l l]

A police officer, though scheduled for all
night duty at the station, was relieved of
duty early and arrived home four hours ahead
of schedule, at 2 in the morning.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed
in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started
to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily
sat up and said,

"Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all
night drug store on the next block and get me
some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his
way across the dark room, he got dressed and
walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in
surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "I know
you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick,
right?"

"Yeah, so?" said the officer.

"Well what the heck are you doing all dressed
up like the Fire Chief?"

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