10 Days

Tim Bruening

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Aug 31, 2005, 2:04:29 AM8/31/05

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10 days to California Admission Day.

nemo

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Aug 31, 2005, 5:59:05 AM8/31/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> 10 days to California Admission Day.

Hooray! Flim Tuds are back!

(Hang on. My false teeth need adjusting!)

Imajoker

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Aug 31, 2005, 7:10:26 PM8/31/05

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Tim Bruening wrote:
> 10 days to California Admission Day.

It's about time that they admitted California.

Greg Evans

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Aug 31, 2005, 7:32:32 PM8/31/05

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I dunno; some things are too embarrassing to admit.

Mos

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Sep 1, 2005, 10:04:27 AM9/1/05

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"Imajoker" <jhine...@peoplepc.com> wrote in message
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> Tim Bruening wrote:
>> 10 days to California Admission Day.
>
> It's about time that they admitted California.

^ ^
Misspelt: committed

Tim Bruening

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Sep 2, 2005, 12:31:22 AM9/2/05

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10 days to 9/11.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 13, 2005, 4:26:13 AM10/13/05

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Greg Evans wrote:

10 days since German Reunification Day.

Imajoker

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Oct 13, 2005, 2:46:49 PM10/13/05

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Tim Bruening wrote:
> Greg Evans wrote:
>
> > Imajoker wrote:
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > >> 10 days to California Admission Day.

I hope the reunification is going smoothly. This early in the process,
there's bound to be complications.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 14, 2005, 7:38:06 AM10/14/05

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10 days since Rosh Hashanah.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 14, 2005, 7:38:09 AM10/14/05

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10 days since Sputnik Day.

Tim Bruening

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Oct 14, 2005, 7:38:11 AM10/14/05

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10 days to UN day.

nemo

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Oct 31, 2005, 3:38:11 AM10/31/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days to Fall Of Berlin Wall Day (November 9).

I thought they knocked it down.

What happened to Berlin Humpty Dumpty?

Tim Bruening

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Dec 14, 2005, 3:28:48 AM12/14/05

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10 days to Christmas Eve.

nemo

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Dec 15, 2005, 6:15:32 AM12/15/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days to Christmas Eve.

And what do you use to prepare the flour for the traditional cake?

Christmas Sieve!

And what part does a dessicated cigarrette play in the recipe?

Dried fruit!

Tim Bruening

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Dec 24, 2005, 2:44:24 AM12/24/05

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10 days since the execution of Tookie Williams.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 24, 2005, 4:58:08 AM12/24/05

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10 days since the latest Iraqi election.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 24, 2005, 4:58:23 AM12/24/05

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10 days since my stepdad's 78th birthday.

nemo

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Dec 24, 2005, 10:42:40 AM12/24/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since the execution of Tookie Williams.

Tookiem a long time then.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 25, 2005, 4:56:34 PM12/25/05

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Tim Bruening

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Dec 25, 2005, 4:56:52 PM12/25/05

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nemo

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Dec 26, 2005, 4:04:26 PM12/26/05

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since my stepdad's 78th birthday.

Can he still get up the steps OK?

Tim Bruening

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Dec 31, 2005, 6:11:48 AM12/31/05

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nemo wrote:

Yes. 10 days since the start of Winter in the North, and Summer in the
South.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 5, 2006, 1:21:45 PM1/5/06

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10 days to Martin Luther King Day.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 10, 2006, 6:18:19 PM1/10/06

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10 days since New Year's Eve.

nemo

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Jan 10, 2006, 8:19:49 PM1/10/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since New Year's Eve.

And one year exactly since the refurbishment of my flat/apartment began and
I was told it'd take four weeks!!! - and there are still a couple of things
which need to be done!

Douglas D. Anderson

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Jan 10, 2006, 8:28:25 PM1/10/06

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like putting those Mexican paintings on black velvet back up, installing
the strobe lights, arranging the bong on the little table made from an old
cable spool, filling the water bed...

Mos

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Jan 10, 2006, 9:29:28 PM1/10/06

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Don't forget the lava lamp.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 11, 2006, 8:12:46 PM1/11/06

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nemo wrote:

10 days since New Year's Day.

nemo

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Jan 12, 2006, 10:40:35 AM1/12/06

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"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message

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On the Dole????

The contractor is Makers UK Ltd if you want to avoid them!

. . . and yes they *are* against farm machinery.

nemo

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Jan 12, 2006, 10:40:52 AM1/12/06

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"Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message
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I lava lava lamp.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 22, 2006, 9:55:53 PM12/22/06

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10 days to New Year's Day.

nemo

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Dec 23, 2006, 10:14:40 AM12/23/06

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days to New Year's Day.

Hooray! Ten days closer to my pension and lump sum!!!

Douglas D. Anderson

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Dec 23, 2006, 11:37:34 AM12/23/06

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You certainly deserve a lump!

nemo

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Dec 24, 2006, 12:23:18 PM12/24/06

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"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message

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Wrong way round. The pension's from my time as a Traffic Warden. They were
part of the Civil Service in those days.

The lump sum is to make up for the few times I got hit!

(One ended up horizontal and bleeding profusely [there was no-one about] and
the other two ended up in court and got fined!)

Tim Bruening

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Feb 24, 2007, 3:16:55 AM2/24/07

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10 days since Valentine's Day.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 14, 2007, 8:37:53 AM12/14/07

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nemo

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Dec 15, 2007, 1:36:40 AM12/15/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days to Christmas Eve.

My first Christmas as a retired man! Hooray! And now I got a bit of money
again, boy, am I gonna make it a gooddun!

Champagne, Realpagne, Nut Roast - from a mental hospital down the road
that's run by cannibals - roast spuds, Brussels Sprouts, carrots, Pissmas
Crudding, soya milk, Benedictine afterwards . . . .

Benny Dicked Teen - and got arrested!

Might get the environmentally friendly devious map-makers' liqueur instead
though. Green Chart Ruse!

Ding Dong hairily, oh my!
The pudding is escayyyyyyyyping!
With sharp toothy-pegs like that,
Means things are badly shayyyyyyyyping!!

RUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN!
RunrunrunrunrunRUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN! Run! RunrunrunrunrunRAAAAAA - Ra -
RUN!
Or it'll bite yer balls off!

Santa's got a squeaky voice -
Looks like it must av bit im!
He should have worn some underpants,
Made of that wood called Shittim!

RUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN!
RunrunrunrunrunRUN! RunrunrunrunrunRUN! Run! RunrunrunrunrunRAAAAAA - Ra -
RUN!
It's going after Bottule!

EEE! EEYUU-EEYUU-EEYUU!
My nethers are in dayyyyyynger!
Wond'r if I'll pacify the thing,
By singing 'Way in Manger! . . .

Here goezzz . . .

Away in ay manger,
Leave my coillons alone!
Or I'll call a policeminge
Upon my mobile phone.

The pudding then ate it
And continued the chase -
With Bottule running headlong
With a big bright red face!

His breath in its underwear
Coming out in short pants,
Then sudd'nly some Klezmer
And they started to dance.

The pudding was leaping
About with aplumb
Then it landed on railings
Which went right up its bum!

The firemen arrivéd,
And took one hungry look -
Lit a fire beneath it
For the pudding to cook.

They sat down and ate it
And got Bott'le off the hook!
Bottule then said 'Oooh! Thank you!
'I'm no longer in shtook' . .

Google "international christmas pudding" with the quotes to help this make
sense. You might find a site where you can download the whole show. There
are several of them.

Listening to Goon Shows is a sure cure for depression. They even distracted
me from the agony seven years ago when I had kidney stones!!! You gotta go
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Tim Bruening

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Dec 15, 2007, 6:24:29 AM12/15/07

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10 days to Christmas.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 15, 2007, 6:24:48 AM12/15/07

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10 days to X-Mas.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 15, 2007, 6:25:02 AM12/15/07

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10 days to Yuletide.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 15, 2007, 6:25:45 AM12/15/07

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4 x 10 days since Guy Fawkes Day.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 20, 2007, 3:24:20 AM12/20/07

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10 days to Holy Family Day.

Tim Bruening

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Dec 28, 2007, 2:54:11 AM12/28/07

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10 days since First Airplane Day.

nemo

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Dec 28, 2007, 6:56:41 PM12/28/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since First Airplane Day.

When you aMerkins dropped the o from aeroplane, did any of them land on
anyone's head?

Tim Bruening

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Dec 29, 2007, 4:22:59 AM12/29/07

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10 days to the Pakistani election.

nemo

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Dec 31, 2007, 5:35:52 AM12/31/07

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days to the Pakistani election.

OK. I'll put it back then!

> >10 days since First Airplane Day.

> When you aMerkins dropped the o from aeroplane, did any of them land on
> anyone's head?

Ahhh! So they all dropped on Pakistanis' heads. That explains the turbans!

Tim Bruening

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Jan 1, 2008, 3:26:27 AM1/1/08

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10 days since the start of Winter in the North and Summer in the South.

Summer Salt: Opposite of Winter Pepper.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 4, 2008, 2:37:15 AM1/4/08

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10 days since Christmas Eve.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 4, 2008, 3:27:19 AM1/4/08

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10 days since Christmas.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 9, 2008, 5:41:45 AM1/9/08

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10 days since The Holy Family Of Jesus, Mary, and Joseph Day.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 11, 2008, 4:26:06 AM1/11/08

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10 days since New Year's Day.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 15, 2008, 2:56:39 AM1/15/08

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10 days since 1 Squared, 2 Squared.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 23, 2008, 3:04:19 AM1/23/08

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10 days to Groundhog Day.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 22, 2008, 4:38:07 AM2/22/08

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10 days since Lincoln's birthday.

nemo

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Feb 23, 2008, 3:06:41 AM2/23/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since Lincoln's birthday.

He's still alive???? He must have got terrible hæmorrhoids sitting in that
big stone chair all these years!

Or do you mean the anniversary of his birfday?

Hey, binkin -well make it clearer next time!
(Weaver Polly Cheese to Mel Brooks)

Nemo.
Olabisi Akinbiyi: "Why can't you ever be serious?"
Me: "Because it's the serious people who cause all the trouble!"

Tim Bruening

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Feb 23, 2008, 10:21:09 PM2/23/08

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10 days to the Texas Primary.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 24, 2008, 9:43:50 AM2/24/08

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nemo

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Feb 25, 2008, 7:07:29 PM2/25/08

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since Valentine's Day.

Any luck?

None here! :o)

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days to the Texas Primary.

What about the Transformer Secondary?

I've got one of those but it's always bobbin about!

Tim Bruening

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Feb 26, 2008, 1:39:28 AM2/26/08

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10 days to March 6.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 26, 2008, 2:25:24 AM2/26/08

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nemo wrote:

You haven't been able to find a girlfriend this year? Have you tried
eHarmony.com?

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2008, 4:34:33 AM3/24/08

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10 days since Pi Day on 3/14.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 19, 2008, 4:50:42 PM4/19/08

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10 days since Iraq Liberation Day, a day set aside for Iraqis to try to
liberate their country from U.S. occupation!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 21, 2008, 11:17:17 PM4/21/08

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10 days to my girlfriend Mary's 53rd birthday.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 25, 2008, 11:46:49 PM4/25/08

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10 days since Tax Day.

Tim Bruening

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10 days to Cinco De Mayo.

Tim Bruening

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May 2, 2008, 12:09:36 AM5/2/08

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10 days to Mother's Day.

Tim Bruening

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10 days since Earth Day.

Tim Bruening

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Jan 1, 2009, 4:39:02 PM1/1/09

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nemo

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Jan 4, 2009, 7:30:29 PM1/4/09

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> 10 days since the start of Winter in the North and Summer in the South.
>
> Summer Salt: Opposite of Winter Pepper.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh! That's supposed to be held in the strictest condiments!

Tim Bruening

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Feb 4, 2009, 2:45:52 AM2/4/09

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10 days to Friday the 13th of February.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 5, 2009, 11:09:07 PM2/5/09

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10 days to February 15.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 5, 2009, 11:09:20 PM2/5/09

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10 days since January 26.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 6, 2009, 7:51:37 PM2/6/09

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10 days to President's Day on February 16.

Tim Bruening

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10 days to Digial TV Day on February 17.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 13, 2009, 2:10:04 AM2/13/09

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10 days to Washington's birthday on February 22.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 13, 2009, 2:10:21 AM2/13/09

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10 days since Groundhog Day on February 2.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 23, 2009, 2:58:00 AM2/23/09

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10 days since the Lincoln Bicentennial on Feb. 12.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 24, 2009, 12:33:29 AM2/24/09

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10 days since Friday the 13th of February.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 26, 2009, 2:50:11 AM2/26/09

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10 days since February 15.

Tim Bruening

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Feb 26, 2009, 2:50:18 AM2/26/09

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10 days to March 7.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 2, 2009, 8:10:01 PM3/2/09

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10 days to Nemo's birthday on March 12.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 3, 2009, 4:59:17 PM3/3/09

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10 days to Friday the 13th of March.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 7, 2009, 2:44:41 AM3/7/09

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10 days since Shrove Tuesday on February 24.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 7, 2009, 2:44:46 AM3/7/09

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10 days since Mardi Gras on February 24.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 7, 2009, 2:44:49 AM3/7/09

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10 days since National Pancake Day on February 24.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 16, 2009, 1:10:11 AM3/16/09

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10 days since March 5.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 16, 2009, 1:10:42 AM3/16/09

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10 days to my co-worker John's 54th birthday on March 25.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2009, 1:43:44 AM3/24/09

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10 days to April 2.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2009, 1:44:02 AM3/24/09

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10 days since Friday the 13th of March?

Tim Bruening

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Mar 26, 2009, 8:16:41 PM3/26/09

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10 days to Palm Sunday on April 5.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 27, 2009, 7:26:58 PM3/27/09

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10 days since Saint Patricks Day on March 17.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 30, 2009, 4:10:36 AM3/30/09

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10 days since the start of Spring in the North and Fall in the South on
March 20.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 2, 2009, 8:38:20 PM4/2/09

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10 days to Easter on April 12.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 3, 2009, 8:28:44 PM4/3/09

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10 days to Easter Monday on April 13.

nemo

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Apr 4, 2009, 7:05:13 AM4/4/09

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> 10 days to Easter on April 12.

Young inexperienced cowboy who's only been out West for that amount of time:

A 10 day foot.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 9, 2009, 3:10:53 AM4/9/09

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10 days to Divine Mercy Sunday on April 19.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 13, 2009, 4:54:31 PM4/13/09

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10 days to April 23, which may be Administrative Professionals Day.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 13, 2009, 4:54:39 PM4/13/09

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10 days since April 3.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 21, 2009, 9:25:19 PM4/21/09

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10 days to May Day on May 1.