November 18 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Basalt: Salted sheep.
> >
> > Subtitle: Deed to underwater land.
> >
> Deedallas: Deed to a whole city!
Houston: A very heavy city in Texas.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Lets Celtics at the flea market!
> >
> > Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
> >
> "You're wearing a highly radioactive sack, luv!"
>
> Anne glow sacks on.
How many Saxon the quarterback?
Tim Bruening
Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)
Solo: America's popularity is getting solo, on account of America going
solo in its war against Iraq.
Tim Bruening
Orkin: Children of Middle Earth monsters.
Subscribe: Underwater clerk.
Tim Bruening
Submarine: An American soldier who fights underwater (as in marching and
firing submachine guns under the sea).
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > Diploma: A negotiating Mom.
>
> Diplomat: A mat that causes people to agree.
Diplomacy: A clothing store that causes people to agree.
nemo
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> Subscribe: Underwater clerk.
Or a very short calligrapher.
nemo
>
> Submarine: An American soldier who fights underwater (as in marching and
> firing submachine guns under the sea).
Marinade: The fizzy drink they drink.
nemo
>
> Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)
>
> Solo: America's popularity is getting solo, on account of America going
> solo in its war against Iraq.
Napoleon Solo. Well he was very short.
nemo
Or an ocean of qualification certificates.
And why so few posts, Tim? It's very seldom I have to use the 'Find' window
in OE to spot your stuff. Or are there more in teh pipeline?
Can't let the miserable clique on here win!
nemo
Dunno - but it'll liven the game up a bit if the other team have Normans!
nemo
Needallas: One of those gadgets that uses a blast of compressed air to give
you an injection.
Tim Bruening
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:438597A8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EFF5F9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Complex: Where computers live and/or work.
> > > >
> > > > Probability: A tea which sends you to alternate universes, or makes
> your
> > > > speed and position uncertain. Similar to Uncertainty, and opposite of
> > > > Certainty.
> > > >
> > > > Time Card: A card which can send you backwards or forwards in time.
> > > >
> > > > Transcendental: A meditating dentist.
> > > >
> > > > Time Machine: a clock. It tells time, deosn't it?
> > >
> > > Thyme Machine: Herb harvester.
> >
> > Grime Machine: Makes things dirty.
> >
> SOGO: Scene of Grimes Officer. Examines and gathers evidence on the filth so
> the Environmental Health Department can prosecute a restaurant or whatever
> for having a filthy kitchen.
Rhyme Machine: Machine that writes poems and hymns.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Konker: Dog belonging to a giant ape that climbs skyscrapers.
> >
> > Pamper: Price of a cooking spray.
> >
> > Parapet: Domestic animal from the 5th dimension.
> >
> > Pesky: Annoying object that undoes locks.
> >
> > Skit: Young cat in a short play.
> >
> > Skittish: Young scardy cat.
> >
> > Velvet: Cloth that fought in a war.
>
> Velvet: Gegenteil von ein crank vet!
Vetting: Musical warrior.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
> > > and
> > > > down the
> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
> > > >
> > > > Do you have any proof?
> > > >
> > > Nope. No no more.
> > >
> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
> > > Scale
> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
> > > more you
> > > drink, the louder you get.
> >
> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
> >
> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
> >
> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always arrive
> at the police station!
DOC: Demon commerce department.
nemo
Bolton: A heavy cotton town in England.
nemo
That tree minds me: A twit at school called Sidney Bonfield who used to
bully me for being a swot ended up working on a coal cart after we left
while I got a job as an apprentice telephone engineer!
He didn'arf used to give me black looks when I walked past his horse-drawn
cart with a big grin on my face carrying my Field Training Officer's
toolbag, rolls of cable etc. I think he was on about 30/- (£1.50p) a week
while I started at £5 - 5s - 0d!! (£5.25p)
That was very good money for an apprentice in the early 1960s. It was around
1/3rd of what a qualified Tech2A engineer got!
Unplanned revenge can be very sweet!
nemo
>
> Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)
>
> Solo: America's popularity is getting solo, on account of America going
> solo in its war against Iraq.
>
Garrulous stone-cutter: Illya Quarryyakkin.
Thrush: Evil spy organisation with a nasty fungus disease!
nemo
Poemn: Religious poem!
Slime Machine: A robot slug.
(Wellll. There was a giant robot silverfish in Doctoroo.)
Chime Machine: A carillon.
http://www.askoxford.com/concise_oed/carillon?view=uk
Narf make the sides of yer fists sore!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > >
> > > > Icing: Songs (illegaly) downloaded from the Internet.
> > >
> > > Icing: Frozen songs.
> > >
> > Icing: The voice of a Treble - especailly if he's got a half descant
> voice.
> >
> > Losing: The voice of a Bass.
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
Snuesing: Female Cantor having a nap.
nemo
Ball Race: Vet chasing a tomcat!
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >
> > > > > shelly <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.04...@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> > > > > > on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vija...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
> > > > >
> > > > > Kitten: The 10th do it yourself package.
> > > >
> > > > You can trip over these if you go out on a moggie day!
> > >
> > > Tool Kit: Cat that carries tools.
> > >
> > Most workmen use belts made of saddle-leather these days. They think
having
> > all those various tools at the ready in the proximity of their wedding
> > tackle makes 'em look dead butch, ducky!
>
> Proximity: Glove near by.
>
> Primitive: Low tech glove.
Gauntlet: A glove thin and sickly-looking from living in a very cold rented
apartment.
nemo
TCC: An ocean full of capacitors and cartoon felines played by Phil
Silver-Micas..
http://www.vintage-technology.info/pages/components/tcccap.htm
Very interesting site, that.
nemo
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
> > > > and
> > > > > down the
> > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have any proof?
> > > > >
> > > > Nope. No no more.
> > > >
> > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
> > > > Scale
> > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
> > > > more you
> > > > drink, the louder you get.
> > >
> > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
> > >
> > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
> > >
> > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always
arrive
> > at the police station!
>
DOEmon Internet: Evil ISP for deceased surfers.
nemo
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
> > > > and
> > > > > down the
> > > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you have any proof?
> > > > >
> > > > Nope. No no more.
> > > >
> > > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
> > > > Scale
> > > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
> > > > more you
> > > > drink, the louder you get.
> > >
> > > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
> > >
> > > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
> > >
> > DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always
arrive
> > at the police station!
>
Our's used to me the Min of Ag Fish and Food. Never did find out who Min
was.
nemo
>
Manned by Obstinatricians?
nemo
> > > Cooper: Price of a revolution.
> > >
> > > Copper: Price of a policeman.
> > >
> > > Flooper: Price of a cheap room.
> > >
> > > Hopper: Bunny price.
> > >
> > > Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.
> >
> > Chopper: Price per roughly hewn piece of Tim-ber.
>
> Cropper: Price of harvested plants.
>
Used by a sadistic farmer or schoolteacher: Thrashing Machine!
nemo
> > > War-ming: Hostile Chinese vase or hot Chinese vase.
> > >
> > > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
> > >
> > > Fencing: Singing barrier.
> >
> > Prezoomably, if you're stopped by such a singing barrier, you're
> Foiled!
>
> Foil Ling: A Chinese Saber Artist.
>
> Fencing Academy: Where thieves learn how to sell stolen goods.
>
Quick! Shut it down before it causes an epéedemic of burglaries!
nemo
> > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > >
> > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > >
> > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > >
> > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> >
> > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
>
> Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
>
> Shellfish: Fish artillery.
>
> Fish Tank: An armored vehicle used by fish troops.
>
I thought fish troops fought with pikes.
marika
I am reading this while watching the OJ hype on MSNBC. You pretty much
nailed it
marika
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455ECC4D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:3FB5CCE1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Icing: Songs (illegaly) downloaded from the Internet.
>> > >
>> > > Icing: Frozen songs.
>> > >
>> > Icing: The voice of a Treble - especailly if he's got a half descant
>> voice.
>> >
>> > Losing: The voice of a Bass.
>>
>> Boozing: Singing ghost.
>
> Snuesing: Female Cantor having a nap.
>
>
it took me a few seconds to figure out what that means
nemo
> > > War-ming: Hostile Chinese vase or hot Chinese vase.
> > >
> > > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
> > >
> > > Fencing: Singing barrier.
> >
> > Prezoomably, if you're stopped by such a singing barrier, you're
> Foiled!
>
> Foil Ling: A Chinese Saber Artist.
>
> Fencing Academy: Where thieves learn how to sell stolen goods.
>
marika
apparently Houston is an ornament on the tree
tooo
--
"Hello! My bitmap area is 1000x1000 pixels,and
I have to draw different parts of the
bitmap every 100-200 msec without
flickering . How can I do it ?"--Udi Antebi
MosNot
"marika" <mce...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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Sheesh, ya gotta drag Timmie up, too ?
marika
<jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote:
> On Sun, 26 Nov 2006 15:23:51 -0700, "MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> found
> these unused words floating about:
> Why nut? His value's risen to Timmie $1.02.
>
I don't like him as much as Nemo.
Nemo has wittier wackier stuff.
Tim is still kinda "in the box"
no ricochets just straight on hard line puns.
marika
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC8B8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:3F8DDA23...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > Tim Bruening wrote:
>> > >
>> > > > Basalt: Salted sheep.
>> > >
>> > > Subtitle: Deed to underwater land.
>> > >
>> > Deedallas: Deed to a whole city!
>>
>> Houston: A very heavy city in Texas.
>>
>
> Bolton: A heavy cotton town in England.
>
>
no just a really crappy pop star in the US
marika
I don't get the financial maathS and that's ok but what's a swot?
marika
>
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455EC8E6...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>> Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)
>>
>> Solo: America's popularity is getting solo, on account of America going
>> solo in its war against Iraq.
>>
> Napoleon Solo. Well he did have duck's disease!
I don't get it
but what about Napoleon DYNAMITe and his connection to Elves?
>
> Garrulous stone-cutter: Illya Quarryyakkin.
>
> Thrush: Evil spy organisation with a nasty fungus disease!
>
>
Elvis often are associated with mushrooms and toadstools, because of their
height, tris troo
marika
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:438597A8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:42EFF5F9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > Complex: Where computers live and/or work.
>> > > >
>> > > > Probability: A tea which sends you to alternate universes, or
>> makes
>> your
>> > > > speed and position uncertain. Similar to Uncertainty, and
>> opposite of
>> > > > Certainty.
>> > > >
>> > > > Time Card: A card which can send you backwards or forwards in
>> time.
>> > > >
>> > > > Transcendental: A meditating dentist.
>> > > >
>> > > > Time Machine: a clock. It tells time, deosn't it?
>> > >
>> > > Thyme Machine: Herb harvester.
>> >
>> > Grime Machine: Makes things dirty.
>> >
>> SOGO: Scene of Grimes Officer. Examines and gathers evidence on the
>> filth so
>> the Environmental Health Department can prosecute a restaurant or
>> whatever
>> for having a filthy kitchen.
>
> Rhyme Machine: Machine that writes poems and hymns.
I don;t think that's a pun
I think that's what a rhyme machine is expected to do
marika
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > >
>> > > > nemo wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
>> > > and
>> > > > down the
>> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
>> > > >
>> > > > Do you have any proof?
>> > > >
>> > > Nope. No no more.
>> > >
>> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
>> > > Scale
>> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
>> > > more you
>> > > drink, the louder you get.
>> >
>> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
>> >
>> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
>> >
>> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always
>> arrive
>> at the police station!
>
> DOC: Demon commerce department.
OXO: kissing biscuits
marika
In Stuart Little, the mouse (michael j fox the mouse) says to Nathan Lane
the Cat, who wants to eat the mouse...calm down don't be so tense
and the cat says...I am way past tense....hahaha he shuold be saying to
the mouse that the mouse should be way past tense, but he isn't he is
present tense. they both are
--
"Then for kicks change the starter relay. It`s mounted to the rock guard
They are cheap and are subject to
moisture and can fail
Then see what happens"--larry hardy
nemo
"marika" <mce...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
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> <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> news:3F8DDA23...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >> >
> >> > > Basalt: Salted sheep.
> >> >
> >> > Subtitle: Deed to underwater land.
> >> >
> >> Deedallas: Deed to a whole city!
> >
> > Houston: A very heavy city in Texas.
> >
>
> apparently Houston is an ornament on the tree
>
> tooo
>
When I were a lad, we used to make do with glass balls. Cut yer to pieces if
they broke. Today's plasic ones are not nearly as sparkly but they're a hell
of a lot safer.
And the tinsel they sold in Woolworth's in those days was thin strips of
*lead* foil and your hands ended up black!!!!!!! Whole generations of kids
probably grew up stupid because of that stuff.
nemo
"MosNot" <StillNot@YourHouse> wrote in message
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nemo
That's a weevil thing to say!
nemo
In those days a Dollar was around five shillings, or in Mickey Mouse money,
25p.
http://www.onelook.com/?w=swot&ls=a
Nowadays you'd say nerd or dweeb!
nemo
With one of those fat frog things flashing his willie at passing females and
saying, "How's this for a toad's tool?"
nemo
Agreed. There needs to be some reference to a time machine in there
somewhere, like saying that it writes poems and hymns today that first
appeared a century ago.
nemo
Or it's a close-up of a cross-your-heart bra taken with a panoramic camera.
OXOdental: Someone from the west with brown-stained teeth from eating neat
beef stock cubes.
nemo
Present Tense: How small chidren feel early on Chrismas morning pretending
to be asleep waiting for their dad to come in dressed as Santa and leave
certain things behind.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455ED039...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265E27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > > >
> > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > > >
> > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > > >
> > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> > >
> > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
> >
> > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
> >
> > Shellfish: Fish artillery.
> >
> > Fish Tank: An armored vehicle used by fish troops.
> >
>
> I thought fish troops fought with pikes.
Submachine guns are more effective.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455ED039...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265E27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > > >
> > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > > >
> > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > > >
> > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> > >
> > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
> >
> > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
> >
> > Shellfish: Fish artillery.
> >
> > Fish Tank: An armored vehicle used by fish troops.
> >
>
> I thought fish troops fought with pikes.
Think Tank: Very smart armoured vehicle or fish container.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
> news:t0Bif.36181$DL6....@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> > > Sheila Dundee wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >>Gillian V wrote:
> > >>
> > >>>With her peaches complexion and cherry lips, she was ripe for the
> > >>>picking.
> > >>
> > >>Was she a core us girl?
> > >
> > >
> > > Lets Im-Peach Bush for lying about WMDs, and also for detaining people
> > > at Gauntanimo without access to lawyers.
> >
> > It's becoming clear as the years go by that the "right to an attorney"
> > is like the "right to a slum-lord" or the "right to a loan shark"...
> > maybe the bill of rights should be amended to include the right to a
> > code of law plain and simple enough that we don't need Kabbalists and
> > Ouija board specialists to translate it.
>
> They probably already get a torn knees. It'd be one of the tortures used
> against them!
Robots have Iron Knees.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Past, Present, and Future Tents: Camping housing that travels in time.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455ED039...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265E27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > > >
> > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > > >
> > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > > >
> > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> > >
> > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
> >
> > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
> >
> > Shellfish: Fish artillery.
> >
> > Fish Tank: An armored vehicle used by fish troops.
> >
>
> I thought fish troops fought with pikes.
Submachine guns are more effective.
Tim Bruening
nemo
>> > War-ming: Hostile Chinese vase or hot Chinese vase.
>> >
>> > Hostile: Aggressive fence.
>> >
>> > Fencing: Singing barrier.
>>
>> Prezoomably, if you're stopped by such a singing barrier, you're
> Foiled!
>
> Foil Ling: A Chinese Saber Artist.
>
> Fencing Academy: Where thieves learn how to sell stolen goods.
and how to administer �p�edurals.
nemo
>> > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
>> >
>> > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
>> >
>> > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
>> >
>> > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
>>
>> Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
>
> Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
>
> Shellfish: Fish artillery.
>
> Fish Tank: An armored vehicle used by fish troops.
And in the Middle East, they use Ahmed cars.
nemo
>> >
>> >
>> > Tim Bruening wrote:
>> >
>> > > Icing: Songs (illegaly) downloaded from the Internet.
>> >
>> > Icing: Frozen songs.
>> >
>> Icing: The voice of a Treble - especailly if he's got a half descant
> voice.
>>
>> Losing: The voice of a Bass.
>
> Boozing: Singing ghost.
Upon seeing a drunken ghost: "Come on Boo, sing!"
nemo
>> > > >
>> > > > shelly <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
>> > > > news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.04...@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
>> > > > > on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vija...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
>> > > > >
>> > > > > won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
>> > > >
>> > > > Kitten: The 10th do it yourself package.
>> > >
>> > > You can trip over these if you go out on a moggie day!
>> >
>> > Tool Kit: Cat that carries tools.
>> >
>> Most workmen use belts made of saddle-leather these days. They think
>> having
>> all those various tools at the ready in the proximity of their wedding
>> tackle makes 'em look dead butch, ducky!
>
> Proximity: Glove near by.
>
> Primitive: Low tech glove.
To put away a French cloud: Stow Nuage.
nemo
>> > > >
>> > > > nemo wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
>> > > and
>> > > > down the
>> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
>> > > >
>> > > > Do you have any proof?
>> > > >
>> > > Nope. No no more.
>> > >
>> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
>> > > Scale
>> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
>> > > more you
>> > > drink, the louder you get.
>> >
>> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
>> >
>> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
>> >
>> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always
>> arrive
>> at the police station!
>
In the Department of the Henvironment?? You must be Joe King. Their all too
chicken!
nemo
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > >
>> > > > nemo wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
>> > > and
>> > > > down the
>> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
>> > > >
>> > > > Do you have any proof?
>> > > >
>> > > Nope. No no more.
>> > >
>> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
>> > > Scale
>> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
>> > > more you
>> > > drink, the louder you get.
>> >
>> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
>> >
>> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
>> >
>> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always
>> arrive
>> at the police station!
>
Thing you go through in the Southern States to get from one room to another,
as in "Shirt thayyutt DOA! Wurr eeeuw borrn in a barn?"
nemo
DOLE: Money from the demon laboUr department!
Stood me in good stead for seven years, that did!
Dole money paid to redungdent rat catchers: Job Squeakers' Allowance.
Rent money for good musical epileptics: Housing Bene Fit.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:455ED039...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41265E27...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Subcellular: Underwater cell phone.
> > > >
> > > > Subcompact: Agreement among merperson and fish nations.
> > > >
> > > > Subprogram: What runs an underwater computer.
> > > >
> > > > Subshell: Outside of a submarine.
> > >
> > > Can't be right. Outside of a submarine is water.
> >
> > Subshell: Hard covering of a submarine.
> >
> > Shellfish: Fish artillery.
> >
> > Fish Tank: An armored vehicle used by fish troops.
> >
>
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Think Tank: Very smart armoured vehicle or fish container.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Submachine guns are more effective.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Think Tank: Very smart armoured vehicle or fish container.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Submachine guns are more effective.