19 November Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4189AF28...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41870AE5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:4039B5AF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hologram: A picture of same.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hologram: Message from a low prostitute.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Hologram: Lighter than a Holopound.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holocopter: Rotary-wing aircraft with no-one inside.
> > > > >
> > > > > Holon a minute! There's no need to gush, Dan!!
> > > >
> > > > Boinking: King of sex.
> > > >
> > > > Conking: King of falling asleep.
> > > >
> > > > No Bell Prize: Awarded to a school whose bell didn't ring.
> > >
> > > Hologram: Same as a telegram, except it's read to you over the
phone
> with
> > > lots of reverberation and echo.
> > >
> > > Conker: Someone agreeing about a chestnut.
> >
> > Conker: Against dogs.
> >
> I'll let that one Rotweiller nother pun forms in my mind!
Curtest: Dog exam.
Curvet: Dog in the army.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4189C800...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:41858BF8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Exporting: Bells sents overseas.
> > > >
> > > > Importing: Bells brought into this country.
> > > >
> > > > Porting: A bell with little money.
> > > >
> > > > Porting: Opposite of Starboarding.
> > > >
> > > > Porting: To bring the bells to port.
> > > >
> > > > Reporting: To bring the bells to port again.
> > >
> > > <oyster alert!>
> > > Katsn dogs: Poor canines.
> >
> > Why do you want to alert shelled sea life?
> >
> Oyster: English - mollusc; Hebrew - treasure, and hence my
interpretation -
> someone accustomed to saying 'Oy' every so often.
>
> Katsn: Hebrew - beggar, hence poor canines.
>
> You should have got all that from the context.
Context: Letters writting by prisoners.
Tim Bruening
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> news:yS4id.22738$Bk6....@fe2.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >
> > Frank A. Rosenbaum <faros...@charter.net> wrote in message
> > news:10ohg85...@corp.supernews.com...
> >>
> >> "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> news:0rifo09p0heapvueg...@4ax.com...
> >> > On Tue, 02 Nov 2004 08:39:29 -0600, Dr Tormento
<re...@togroup.com>
> > found
> >> > these unused words floating about:
> >> >
> >> >>"Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in
> >> >>news:10of68i...@corp.supernews.com:
> >> >>
> >> >>> I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman
> >> >>> behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her
> >> >>> uniform.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you
> >> >>> supposed to be?" I asked.
> >> >>>
> >> >>> The waitress responded proudly, "I'm self-absorbed."
> >> >>
> >> >>
> >> >> Is this funny? Depends.
> >> >
> >> > Timmette has a Bounty of these ...
> >>
> >> Yeah, he's a real Brawny lad.
> >>
> > He's responsible for the dreaded yEnc too???
> >
>
> I had an Enc-ing feeling you would decode my message.
Decode: Secret demon.
Decold: Chilly demon.
Tim Bruening
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> >>>"Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> >>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> >>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >
> >>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> >>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> >>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he should
have
> >>>>>> pulled himself together!
> >>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the mans
name
> >>>>> is Rod.
> >>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
of
> >>>> ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> >>>Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
Don't
> >>>forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your inhaler
either.
> >> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.
> >
> >No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
wasn't
> >pulled that way.
>
> I guess he missed his window of opportunity to see the light.
Lighting: Low mass bell.
Opportunity: Tea that knocks.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Nemo
Tim Bruening
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Tim Bruening
Nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> news:4189C800...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >
>> >
>> > nemo wrote:
>> >
>> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > > news:41858BF8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > > Exporting: Bells sents overseas.
>> > > >
>> > > > Importing: Bells brought into this country.
>> > > >
>> > > > Porting: A bell with little money.
>> > > >
>> > > > Porting: Opposite of Starboarding.
>> > > >
>> > > > Porting: To bring the bells to port.
>> > > >
>> > > > Reporting: To bring the bells to port again.
>> > >
>> > > <oyster alert!>
>> > > Katsn dogs: Poor canines.
>> >
>> > Why do you want to alert shelled sea life?
>> >
>> Oyster: English - mollusc; Hebrew - treasure, and hence my
> interpretation -
>> someone accustomed to saying 'Oy' every so often.
>>
>> Katsn: Hebrew - beggar, hence poor canines.
>>
>> You should have got all that from the context.
>
> Context: Letters writting by prisoners.
>