F Day

Tim Bruening

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Jun 16, 2002, 9:53:08 PM6/16/02

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"Harry Farkas" <hfa...@columbus.rr.com> wrote in message news:<oYzO8.65463$Am4.16...@twister.columbus.rr.com>...
> Forthwith: In favor of people living between Germany and Italy.

Fortune: In favor of music.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 16, 2002, 9:53:26 PM6/16/02

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Tim Bruening

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Jun 16, 2002, 9:53:27 PM6/16/02

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Tim Bruening

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Jun 18, 2002, 4:56:51 AM6/18/02

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Fortress: In favor of dresses.

Foresaw: In favor of cutting down trees.

mike wheeler

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Jun 18, 2002, 10:11:07 AM6/18/02

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In article <3D0EF5D3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...

>
>Fortress: In favor of dresses.
>
>Foresaw: In favor of cutting down trees.
>

Forbearance: Those stooopid ants again, This time they are
demonstrating in favor of opening a naturist beach.

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 18, 2002, 12:20:55 PM6/18/02

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On Tue, 18 Jun 2002 14:11:07 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler) found
these unused words floating about:

Fortune: Mucisian

Tim Bruening

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Jun 18, 2002, 8:27:35 PM6/18/02

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mike wheeler wrote:

Forbare: In favor of nudity.

Forbear: In favor of ursines.

Forboar: In favor of large male pigs.

Forbore: Against entertainment.

Forbore: In favor of holes.

mike wheeler

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Jun 19, 2002, 1:14:52 AM6/19/02

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In article <3D0FCFF7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...

Formerly: In favor of just a little bit.
On to sports:
Four some: Same as Formerly
Wold Cup issues:
Forward: MS Office version of Formerly

Bobsey

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Jun 20, 2002, 5:41:16 AM6/20/02

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mike wheeler wrote:

No, no, no!
Fortress is: In favor of tresses.
Foreclose is: In favor of dresses!

Foreskin: What skeletons are not.

mike wheeler

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Jun 20, 2002, 11:59:22 AM6/20/02

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In article <3D11A33B...@eskimo.com>, bob...@eskimo.com says...

Fortress: female fort
Foreskin: the Fores brothers relatives...

David Simpson

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Jun 21, 2002, 11:27:26 AM6/21/02

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In favour of closed doors.

>Foreskin: What skeletons are not.

--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"

Michael Mendelsohn

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Jun 21, 2002, 12:00:50 PM6/21/02

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David Simpson schrieb:

> On Thu, 20 Jun 2002 02:41:16 -0700, Bobsey <bob...@eskimo.com> wrote:
> >Foreclose is: In favor of dresses!
> In favour of closed doors.

Women's opinion on toilet seat covers.

Have fun in private
Michael
--
When the tongue or the pen is let loose in a phrenzy of passion,
it is the man, and not the subject, that becomes exhausted.
-- Thomas Paine, "On Usenet"

Stan Kegel

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Jun 21, 2002, 1:12:28 PM6/21/02

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Michael Mendelsohn wrote:
> David Simpson schrieb:
> > Bobsey wrote:
> > > Foreclose: In favor of dresses!
> > Foreclose: In favour of closed doors.
> Foreclose: Women's opinion on toilet seat covers.
Foreclose: Oppose an open door policy

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 21, 2002, 7:42:22 PM6/21/02

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On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 10:12:28 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found

these unused words floating about:

>Michael Mendelsohn wrote:

Foreclose: Hard to tell who is 'away'.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jun 22, 2002, 8:38:26 AM6/22/02

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On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 16:42:22 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
<bee7hu03pt0e39r02...@4ax.com>:

Foreclose: guess I'll have to make do with the knife and spoon.

Cybe R. Wizard
--
Unofficial "Wizard of Odds", A.H.P.
Original PORG Water Wizard, R.P.
Wize(ned) Wizard, A.P.F-P-Y
Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L

Tim Bruening

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Jun 22, 2002, 11:54:50 PM6/22/02

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"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:

> On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 16:42:22 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in message
> <bee7hu03pt0e39r02...@4ax.com>:
>
> > On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 10:12:28 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found
> > these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >Michael Mendelsohn wrote:
> > >> David Simpson schrieb:
> > >> > Bobsey wrote:
> > >> > > Foreclose: In favor of dresses!
> > >> > Foreclose: In favour of closed doors.
> > >> Foreclose: Women's opinion on toilet seat covers.
> > >Foreclose: Oppose an open door policy
> > Foreclose: Hard to tell who is 'away'
>
> Foreclose: guess I'll have to make do with the knife and spoon.

Forehead: In favor of oral sex.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 23, 2002, 8:03:33 PM6/23/02

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Frank is gonig on a field trip and taking a fox.

mike wheeler

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Jun 23, 2002, 9:04:06 PM6/23/02

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In article <3D1661D5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...

>
>Frank is gonig on a field trip and taking a fox.

Is he going to lair?

mike wheeler

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Jun 24, 2002, 4:41:05 AM6/24/02

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In article <3D15468A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...

Fornicate: I'll have what ever Nick was eatin'

Frank A. Rosenbaum

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Jun 24, 2002, 6:17:17 AM6/24/02

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--
Frank R.

mike wheeler <whe...@tns.net> wrote in message
news:aeuR8.1467$nz4....@dca1-nnrp2.news.algx.net...

If I have anything to say about it, yes.

Now I guess I'll have to get hotel reservations for this.

acidbrat (Belinda M. Paschal)

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Jun 21, 2002, 5:28:17 PM6/21/02

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"Stan Kegel" <ke...@fea.net> wrote in message
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> Foreclose: Oppose an open door policy\
>
>>
>>>
>>>>
>>>>>Foreclose: In favor of knocking off for the day & going home.
>>>>Forehead: In favor of fellatio.
>>> Foremost: Opposed to opposing nearly everything
>>Foreswear: In favor of cussing

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 24, 2002, 12:14:59 PM6/24/02

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On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 17:28:17 -0400, "acidbrat $Belinda M. Paschal$"
<Belinda...@lexisnexis.com> found these unused words floating
about:

>

Forbode: In favour of watercraft.
Forbid: Up on eBay.

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 24, 2002, 12:15:55 PM6/24/02

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On Mon, 24 Jun 2002 01:04:06 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler) found

these unused words floating about:

>In article <3D1661D5...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,

If it's the fox I know, it'll be a steep ol' chase!

J. A. Mc.

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Jun 24, 2002, 12:17:43 PM6/24/02

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On Mon, 24 Jun 2002 08:41:05 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler) found

these unused words floating about:

>In article <3D15468A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
>tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us says...
>>
>>
>>
>>"Cybe R. Wizard" wrote:
>>
>>> On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 16:42:22 -0700, J. A. Mc. <xx...@lvdi.net> wrote in m
>>essage
>>> <bee7hu03pt0e39r02...@4ax.com>:
>>>
>>> > On Fri, 21 Jun 2002 10:12:28 -0700, Stan Kegel <ke...@fea.net> found
>>> > these unused words floating about:
>>> >
>>> > >Michael Mendelsohn wrote:
>>> > >> David Simpson schrieb:
>>> > >> > Bobsey wrote:
>>> > >> > > Foreclose: In favor of dresses!
>>> > >> > Foreclose: In favour of closed doors.
>>> > >> Foreclose: Women's opinion on toilet seat covers.
>>> > >Foreclose: Oppose an open door policy
>>> > Foreclose: Hard to tell who is 'away'
>>> Foreclose: guess I'll have to make do with the knife and spoon.
>>Forehead: In favor of oral sex.
>Fornicate: I'll have what ever Nick was eatin'

Forequarter: In favor of my two-bits worth.

Felicity

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Jun 24, 2002, 8:23:00 PM6/24/02

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Forfuckssake: Now I'm really pissed off.

Cybe R. Wizard

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Jun 24, 2002, 9:21:53 PM6/24/02

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On Tue, 25 Jun 2002 10:23:00 +1000, Felicity <alar...@hotmail.com> wrote in
message <6DOR8.20208$Hj3....@newsfeeds.bigpond.com>:

I read that, then sat here and won
dered if your sense had gone.
I guess that you know
better to be P'd O
by far than to be pissčd on.

J. A. Mc.

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On Thu, 20 Jun 2002 15:59:22 GMT, whe...@tns.net (mike wheeler) found

these unused words floating about:

>In article <3D11A33B...@eskimo.com>, bob...@eskimo.com says...

Foreskin: Roadkill

Tim Bruening

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Apr 29, 2004, 12:41:50 AM4/29/04

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A Ping: One Chinese.

Bloop Ping: Chinese baseball player who gets infield singles.

Flap Ping: Chinese with wings.

Gay Ping: Homosexual Chinese.

Hop Ping: Chinese rabbit.

Jump Ping: Another Chinese rabbit.

Leap Ping: Another Chinese rabbit.

Lo Ping: A Chinese low down.

Top Ping: A Chinese high up.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 29, 2004, 12:41:57 AM4/29/04

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Nap Ping: A ZZZZZZZZ Chinese.

Piping: Smoking or musical Chinese.

Slap Ping: Hitting Chinese.

Slo Ping: Mountainous Chinese with little speed.

Slop Ping: Messy Chinese.

Stop Ping: Chinese that won't move.

Strap Ping: Corporal punishment Chinese.

Strip Ping: Chinese with bands of color.

Tap Ping: Chinese that water comes out of.

nemo

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Apr 29, 2004, 1:27:07 PM4/29/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Ping Pong: Smell of a Chinese vase that's had 100-year-old eggs in it!

Tim Bruening

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Apr 30, 2004, 12:27:02 AM4/30/04

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nemo wrote:

Earth Ling: Chinese farmer.

Ho Ping: Chinese garden tool.

Ho Ping: Chinese Santa Clause.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 30, 2004, 12:53:38 AM4/30/04

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Absent: Missing penny.

Ascent: Rising penny.

Assent: Yes penny.

Beneficent: Kind, nice penny.

Complacent: Penny which doesn't expect trouble.

Complacent: A computer setting a penny down.

Crescent: Muslim or lunar penny.

Decent: Another nice penny.

Descent: Falling penny.

Efficient: To fish for pennies on the Internet or in the eBay.

Evanescence: Bubbly pennies.

Heaven Cent: Penny that comes from Heaven and sends you to where you are
most needed.

Incentive: A penny given as a reward.

Innocent: Non criminal penny.

Nonsense: No pennies.

Peasant: Rural penny in the Middle Ages.

Pleasant: Yet another nice penny.

Pheasant: Winged game penny.

Quiescent: Quiet penny.

Recent: Young penny.

Recent: To get another penny.

Reminiscent: A penny that remembers.

Represent: Pennies in Congress.

Scenting: Musical penny.

Sentry: One penny tree.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 30, 2004, 12:55:19 AM4/30/04

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Adjacent: Neighboring penny.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 30, 2004, 1:14:06 AM4/30/04

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5 squared days since 04/04/04.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 30, 2004, 2:15:47 AM4/30/04

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Adolescent: Teenage penny.

Tim Bruening

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Apr 30, 2004, 2:30:38 PM4/30/04

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Concentric: Penny in the middle.

Concentrate: Lots of pennies in a small space.

Consent: Anti-penny.

Consent: Agreeing penny.

Dissent: Rebel penny.

Incandescent: Red hot penny.

Incense: Perfumed penny.

Luminescent: Shinning penny.

Nascent: Baby penny.

Patient: Penny at a hospital.

Patience: Waiting pennies.

Present: Penny in the here and now.

Present: Christmas penny.

nemo

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Apr 30, 2004, 3:04:19 PM4/30/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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That pun is mujik . . sheer mujik

>
> Ho Ping: Chinese garden tool.
>
> Ho Ping: Chinese Santa Clause.
>

Ho Ping: Mode of locomotion used by Chinese man with only one leg.

Tim Bruening

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May 2, 2004, 11:24:32 PM5/2/04

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Acquiescence: Pennies that agree.

Complacent: Penny which doesn't expect trouble.

Complacent: A computer setting a penny down.

Convalescent: A recovering penny.

Efficient: To fish for pennies on the Internet or in the eBay.

Evanescence: Bubbly pennies.

Nonsense: No pennies.

Represent: Pennies in Congress.

Scent: Perfumed penny.

Scenting: Musical penny.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:05:55 AM5/3/04

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:3FAF3C11...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Microbe: Very small robe.
> >
> > Nematode: Worm-toad crossbreed.
> >
> Nematelmia: Someone asking for info on these worms.
>
> Nematoid: Nematode from the Bronx.

Nematoid: Worm robot?

Refuse: To set the bomb again.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:06:09 AM5/3/04

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Typhoon: Neckwear tropical storm.

Tycoon: Neckwear for a rich raccoon.

Hammer: Pig with a huge, hard impact.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:06:49 AM5/3/04

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J.C. Penny: Ocean of perfume (scent) stores.

Lawering: Ring that practices law.

Macy: Clothing store in the 5th month.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:07:12 AM5/3/04

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Tim Bruening wrote:

> mike wheeEler wrote:
>
> > In article <3FB4193B...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>,
> > tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us, Tim Bruening was looking at the world oddly when:
> > >
> > >Eden: A home on the Internet.
> > >
> > Purgetory: grid rid of those british polly ticks from your hardrive..
>
> Lucifer: Hair of the Devil.

Helmet: Hat of the Devil

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:07:29 AM5/3/04

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Hasty: Tea drunk fast.

Pasty: Tea that glues.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:07:44 AM5/3/04

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Typer: Price for neckwear.

Typeface: Face with printing on it.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:08:22 AM5/3/04

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Advertising: Singing commercials.

Advert: Plus green.

Convert: Against green.

Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:08:52 AM5/3/04

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Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.

Tim Bruening

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May 3, 2004, 3:09:35 AM5/3/04

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Cronkite: A flying anchor.

Glancing: Singing and looking.

Looking: King of eyes.

Boil Ling: Chinese at 212 degrees.

Tim Bruening

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May 20, 2004, 7:33:56 AM5/20/04

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Tim Bruening

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May 20, 2004, 7:33:59 AM5/20/04

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:3FAF4305...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Decibel: Loud male cow.
> >
> Millibar: Where millimeter for a drink.

Microscope: To see very small crows.

nemo

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May 21, 2004, 9:43:44 AM5/21/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Woman consumed by very heavy monster: Detonator.

nemo

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May 21, 2004, 9:45:08 AM5/21/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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My curry scope: Used to detect portions on tal in very stingy Indian
restaurants.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:11:11 AM5/24/04

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Amicable: Friendly cable TV.

Amicable: Friendly male bovine.

Brooding: Depressed bell.

Bruising: Musical thugs.

Carting: Musical automobiles.

Cloud bank: Where angels and birds keep their money.

Consort: Against sorting.

Consort: To sort criminals.

Converting: Against painting bells green.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:11:21 AM5/24/04

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Courting: The center of a bell.

Courting: Where bells play tennis.

Courting: Where bells work out legal matters.

Courting: Bells falling in love.

Diverting: To paint bells green.

Elegant: Fashionably dressed ant.

Eradicating: To eliminate the bells.

Evoking: To bring out kingly qualities.

Fashionable: Male bovine in stylish clothes.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:11:33 AM5/24/04

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Incoming: A Chinese vase is approaching.

Informing: Vase with information.

Innumerable: Too many male bovines to count.

Invisible: Male bovines that can't be seen.

Regard: To restore security.

Reverting: To paint the bell green again.

Succubus: Prostitutes on mass transit.

Suitable: Male bovine lawyer.

Tacoma: Mother of a taco.

Tractable: Male bovine on a train.

Tractable: Table on a train.

Vamping: Musical bloodsucking undead.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:11:45 AM5/24/04

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Pavel314 wrote:

> If a gentile man converts to Judaism, he must be circumcised.
>
> If a gentile sea captain converts to Judaism, he must be circumnavigated.
>
> If a gentile air conditioning installer converts to Judaism, he must be
> circumvented.
>
> If a gentile editor converts to Judaism, he must be circumscribed.
>
> If a gentile orator converts to Judaism, he must be circumlocuted.
>
> If a gentile optician converts to Judaism, he must be circumspect.

If a fat Gentile man converts to Judaism, he must be surrounded.

If a diver converts, he must surface.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:13:30 AM5/24/04

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Invincibull: Big mean bad-assed bull..

Label: To have sex with a male cow.

Label: A male cow who's not a priest or minister.

Labor: Same as above for a wild pig.

Edible: A bull that's a good cook.

Parable: A story telling bull.

Nimble: A gymnastic or acrobatic bull.

Gymnastic and Acrobatic: Nimble tics.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:13:42 AM5/24/04

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Empire: Big burning heap of typographical standard spaces.

Umpire: A big burning heap of electrical sub-stations.

Bison: What you cook a podding in.

Pudding Bison: A pregnant one. (UK slang for pregnant: being in the
Pudding
Club) two peoples div . . oh, sod it!

What's a Hindu? It lays iggs! (Noah Fence.)

Antidote: An ant that cures poison victims.

Aspie: A urinating donkey.

Biplane: An aircraft that mates with both genders.

Deacon: A criminal demon.

D. Mon: Between D. Sun and D. Tues.

D. Tain: A demon prison guard.

Enormous: A very big rodent.

Giant: Very big ant.

Gigantic: Very big tick.

Incredible: An unbelievable male cow.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:14:24 AM5/24/04

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Applauding: Hand bells.

Claping: More hand bells.

Bending: Flexible bells.

Taping: Finger bells.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:14:35 AM5/24/04

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Appeasing: Song at Munich in 1938.

Convincing: Persuasive song.

Farming: Far away rural Chinese vase.

Framing: Picture vase.

Piecing: Sing out for World Peace and Whirled Peas.

Piecing: Parts of songs.

Piercing: Song of the tattooist.

Pleasing: A polite request to sing.

Transgressing: Criminal songs.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:14:57 AM5/24/04

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Balming: Round Chinese vase.

Reading: To ding the bell again.

Rending: Bells being torn apart.

Sending: Bells on letters.

Painting: Hurting bells with color.

Thimble: Bull shaped like a thimble.

Artillery: Hurled paintings.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:15:08 AM5/24/04

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Beijing: Musical capitol of China.

Bay-jing: Musical ocean inlet.

Beading: Musical necklace, or musical honey producing insect.

Birding: Cold flying bell.

Demurring: Ring that ducks the question.

Drawkcab: Cab that drives backwards.

Interviewing: Reporter bird.

Lubricating: Oil bell.

Palming: Hand vase.

Placer: Knight in a small California town.

Tim Bruening

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May 24, 2004, 3:15:19 AM5/24/04

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Ancestry: Very old tree.

Artistry: Tree with paintings, rugs, sculptures, musical compositions,
and other art.

Chemistry: Tree full of toxic stuff.

Country: Very big tree.

Geometry: Tree with lots of shapes.

Pastry: Tree with breads, donuts, rolls, biscuits, and cookies.

Tim Bruening

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May 26, 2004, 3:15:06 AM5/26/04

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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

> news:40B1A019...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > Fashionable: Male bovine in stylish clothes.
>

> Fashionable: Instruction to construct a bull.
>
> Abusable: Extreme bestiality.
>
> Acquirable: Picture of a very archaic male cow printed on 26 sheets of
> paper, not 25, and folded double.
>
> Amplifiable: Getting a male cow to moo into a PA system.
>
> Amortizable: Male cow who drinks a lot of Tizer. www.tizer.co.uk
>
> Batable: Male cow fried up in flour and water paste.
>
> Battyble: Gay male cow.
>
> Behoovable: To fit apine feet to a male cow.
>
> Carriable: Ark Royal's male cow mascot.

Debatable: To argue with a male bovine.

nemo

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May 26, 2004, 1:58:51 PM5/26/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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Not a good idea!

Bovine: Beautiful grape-bush.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:40:25 PM6/6/04

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Alpine: The sad 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate.

Algorithm: Jiggling 2000 Democratic Presidential candidate.

Logarithm: Jiggling tree cutters.

Cannibal: Male cow in a can.

Columbus: A bus that goes across the ocean.

Coloumbus: Electric bus that's all charged up...

Divine: What grapes grow on.

Panama: Mother of a frying pan.

Panda: Father of that pan.

Pumpkin: Children of the pump.

Orkin: Children of mining operations.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:42:06 PM6/6/04

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Comply: Wooden computers.

Compact: Small computers.

Compact: A computer treaty.

Commune: Leftist computer.

Commute: A silent computer.

Compassion: Valentines' Day computer.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:41:14 PM6/6/04

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Concavity: Criminal with a tooth ache.

Tim Bruening

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:41:28 PM6/6/04

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Chain Mail: Chains made from letters.

Have you ever wrapped yourself in Carbon Chains?

Tim Bruening

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:41:55 PM6/6/04

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Pinesol: A sad household cleaner.

Joy: A happy household cleaner.

Lysol: An untruthful household cleaner.

Comet: A cleaner that's out of this world.

Tim Bruening

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Concave: Against spelunking.

Content: Against camping.

Contrail: Against hiking.

Contour: Against French bicycle races.

Produce: A supporter of Italian dictator Mussolini.

Protect: Favoring innovation.

Contrail: The path the escaped prisoner took.

Convex: That criminal is frustrating me!

Compete: Come, Pete!

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Wales: Nation of large marine mammals.

Prince of Wales: Heir to the throne of that nation, who leaves large
footprints while crying.

Blue Prince: Heir to the architectural throne.

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:45:25 PM6/6/04

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Pepper: Price of fizz.

Peppermint: Sneezing gum.

Recede: To produce more seeds.

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Compress: Computer newspaper.

Depress: A newspaper printed in Hell.

Express: Failed newspaper.

Oppress: A newspaper about doughnuts.

Repress: To print the paper again.

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nemo wrote:

> Crocodile: Circular plate with finger-holes on very old telephone that's
> falling to bits.

Crocodile: Reptile making a call on an old fashioned phone.

Tim Bruening

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Diplomat: A mat that causes people to agree.

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Clo-rox: Rocks that clean.

Clor-ox: A draft animal that cleans.

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Diplomacy: A clothing store that causes people to agree.

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Orkin: Children of Middle Earth monsters.

Tim Bruening

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Polo: What President Bush is doing, and what Governor Gray Davis was
doing before the recall.

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Solo: America's popularity is getting solo, on account of America going
solo in its war against Iraq.

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Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)

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Command: A computer boss.

Communist: A Red Computer.

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Holo: A popular prostitute position.:)

Hologram: A picture of same.

Hologram: Message from a low prostitute.

Hologram: Lighter than a Holopound.

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:45:13 PM6/6/04

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Deacon: Criminal demon.

Micro: Not your crow.

Microbar: Association of tiny crow lawyers.

Microbar: Where tiny crows get beer.

Microbe: A robe wired for sound.

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:46:17 PM6/6/04

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Baseball: A ball that serves as a military center.

Basketball: Spherical basket.

Brimstone: A rock lip on a cup.

Cricket: A game played with hopping insects.

Football: A 12 inch ball.

Lycos: Fibbing corporations.

Rugby: Carpet insect that buzzes.

Soccer: To hit a dog.

Webster: Spinning spider home.

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Jun 6, 2004, 9:46:29 PM6/6/04

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Appeal: One banana covering.

Decibel: One tenth of a bell.

Repeal: To ring the bell again.

Rebel: To hang up the bell again.

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Haiku: Revolution in the mountains.

Superbowl: Bowl from Krypton.

Supermarket: Where Clark Kent shops.

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Agency: Sea of people who represent actors, athletes, song writers,
screen writers, etc.

Fortune: In favor of rich music.

Haiku: Government overthrow in the Andes.

Piker: Pie in the face of a dog.

Spicy: A hot or Chili sea.

Spicy: Ocean of CIA, MI-5, KGB, and other intelligence agents.

Spiker: Canine intelligence agent.

Spiker: Sharp canine.

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Ferment: I meant "Get me real fur!".

Forbare: In favor of nudity.

Forbear: In favor of ursines.

Forbid: In favor of auctions.

Forboar: In favor of large male pigs.

Forbore: Against entertainment.

Forbore: In favor of holes.

Forehead: In favor of oral sex.

Foreplay: In favor of recreational sex.

Foresaw: In favor of cutting down trees.

Foresee: In favor of oceans.

Format: In favor of the martial arts.

Fortress: In favor of dresses.

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Father Ring and Mother Ring: Parents of Son Ring and Daughter Ring.

Mother Board: Mother of a tree.

Mother Bored.

Antonym: Wife of Uncle Nym.

Denise: Sister of De Nephew.

Transistor: Sister to a computer.

Sister: Spinning sibling.

Mitosis: Don't step on Mitosis!

Crisis: Don't Crisis!

Gramma: Very light mother.

Karma: My mother the car.

Mazda, Honda: Car fathers.

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Boozer: Drunk knight.

Hooser: Owl knight.

Looser: Knight escape artist.

Loser: Defeated knight.

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Blooping: Error bell.

Flapping: Bell with wings.

Gripping: Bell that won't let go.

Leaping: Bell going up and down. Relatives include Hopping and Jumping.

Loping: Bell low down.

Topping: Bell high up.

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Napping: Sleeping bell.

Piping: Smoking or musical bell.

Slapping: Hitting bell.

Sloping: Mountainous bell.

Slopping: Messy bell.

Stopping: Bell that won't move.

Strapping: Corporal punishment bell.

Striping: Bell with bands of color.

Striking: Bell that won't work.

Tapping: Bell that touches your shoulders.

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Jun 8, 2004, 4:07:26 AM6/8/04

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Bemad: Angry bee.

Bemaster: Queen bee.

Bemazed: Bee in a labyrinth.

Bemire: Bees stuck in mud, becoming Bemudded.

Bemist: Same as Befog.

Bemoan: What bee prostitute does.

Benight: Nocturnal bee.

Beknight: Sir bee.

Besmear, besmirch, besoil: What bee politicians do to their opponents.

Besot: Bees in love.

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Jun 8, 2004, 4:07:33 AM6/8/04

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Bestride: Bees walking

Bestride: Conquering bees.

Betoken: Needed to ride on the bee subway.

Bewitch: Bee doing magic. Spelling bee.

Beyond: Bee far away, past the mountain.

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Jun 8, 2004, 4:07:52 AM6/8/04

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Brimming: Overflowing Chinese vase.

Grokker: Martian dog from a Heinlein novel.

Grokking: Martian king from a Heinlein novel.

Slimming: Thin vase.

Slumming: Run down urban vase.

nemo

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Jun 25, 2004, 8:17:29 AM6/25/04

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Incoming: A Chinese vase is approaching.
>
> Informing: Vase with information.
>
> Innumerable: Too many male bovines to count.
>
> Invisible: Male bovines that can't be seen.
>
> Regard: To restore security.
>
> Reverting: To paint the bell green again.
>
> Succubus: Prostitutes on mass transit.
>
> Suitable: Male bovine lawyer.
>
> Tacoma: Mother of a taco.
>
> Tractable: Male bovine on a train.
>
> Tractable: Table on a train.
>
> Vamping: Musical bloodsucking undead.

Seven-foot gauge: I.K. Brunel's railway track, built to carry three and a
half people.

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Empire: Big burning heap of typographical standard spaces.
>
> Umpire: A big burning heap of electrical sub-stations.
>
> Bison: What you cook a podding in.
>
> Pudding Bison: A pregnant one. (UK slang for pregnant: being in the
> Pudding
> Club) two peoples div . . oh, sod it!
>
> What's a Hindu? It lays iggs! (Noah Fence.)
>
> Antidote: An ant that cures poison victims.
>
> Aspie: A urinating donkey.
>
> Biplane: An aircraft that mates with both genders.
>
> Deacon: A criminal demon.
>
> D. Mon: Between D. Sun and D. Tues.
>
> D. Tain: A demon prison guard.
>
> Enormous: A very big rodent.
>
> Giant: Very big ant.
>
> Gigantic: Very big tick.
>
> Incredible: An unbelievable male cow.

Incredible: Scarlet-stained male cow after having frightened a GM octopus.

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Applauding: Hand bells.
>
> Claping: More hand bells.
>
> Bending: Flexible bells.
>
> Taping: Finger bells.

Clapping: Sudden twinge of pain in the naughty bits caused by Gonorrhoeae.
(^!^)

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message

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> Balming: Round Chinese vase.
>
> Reading: To ding the bell again.
>
> Rending: Bells being torn apart.
>
> Sending: Bells on letters.
>
> Painting: Hurting bells with color.
>
> Thimble: Bull shaped like a thimble.

Fingerhut: German digital shelter.
>
> Artillery: Hurled paintings.

Artillery: Ploughing (not plowing!) fields on the side of Mount Arrowroot.

Hip! Hip! . . Herrer!! (clue)