Buy Nothing Day Puns
Tim Bruening
Common Lee: An average Korean.
Conflagration: Against eating flags.
Grip Ping: Strong Chinese.
Lee Asian: Sexy man from the Eastern portion of Eurasia.
Ping Pong: Chinese ball.
Tim Bruening
Shell Ling: Chinese oil.
Shell Ling: Chinese artillery.
Shell Ling: Chinese turtle.
Slip Ping: Greased Chinese.
Tim Bruening
Slow Lee: Not a fast Korean.
Sprit Lee: Energetic Korean.
Swift Lee: Fast Korean.
Verdant: Green ant.
Tim Bruening
Slicing: Singing butcher knife.
Stirring: Ring that rotates.
Macing: Singing in the 5th month of the year.
Tim Bruening
> There were too many rabbits in my yard, so I went to the drug store and bought
> some hare remover.
Cross Hares: Angry or Christian rabbits.
Cross Hairs: Angry head coverings.
Tim Bruening
Johnnaishwerner wrote:
> There were too many rabbits in my yard, so I went to the drug store and bought
> some hare remover.
How hare raising!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> news:vo0as5s...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Kathy" <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.2...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > > Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> >
> > he could not scratch out a living
> >
> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
>
> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> Producer: Went impotent.
> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of balls!
Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
VX: A chemical weapon that affects vampires.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> fredm...@the.PC 住 <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:8317-3F8...@storefull-2377.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo)
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F81B6DA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Flower cleaner: Business drooped.
>
> The question is: Will Ted take his place?
Car saleman: His business crashed.
VX: A chemical weapons that turns people into vampires.
Tim Bruening
Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
Orlando: Female deer minor in Florida.
Tim Bruening
Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
Tim Bruening
Rarity: A very rare tea.
Reality: A tea which makes the imaginary real.
Rifle: Full of a Canadian wish key.
Zebra: A striped bra.
Tim Bruening
ADD: Disease that makes people do math.
Asperger: Ground donkey meat.
Autism: The set of every tism.
DAMP syndrome: Sufferers sweat a lot.
Tactile: A floor with lots of sharp points.
Temple Grandin: A place to worship loud noises.
Penguin: A happy writing instrument.
Pennsylvania: Where vampire pens live or unlive.
Tim Bruening
Dabble: Bull that just sticks its hand in the game.
Rubble: A ruined bull.
Stubble: Bull with a very short beard.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:417746C7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> Alan wrote:
>
> > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 13:30:25 -0800, Larry Krzewinski
> > <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> >
> > >On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 20:28:15 GMT, Alan <bogf...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
> > >
> > >>>>>>>>Sounds like sharp advice
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>Try to really avoid the ones named "Barb-y."
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>You met Barb Dwyer?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>Yeah, but I was sorta on the fence about her.
> > >>>>
> > >>>>I heard she had a lot of stile.
> > >>>
> > >>>She was more than a little loopy, if you ask me.
> > >>
> > >>She was strung out when I saw her.
> > >
> > >And probably dumb as a post.
> >
> > Well, a Pole anyway.
>
> West Pole?
Telegraph Pole, Morse the pity.
Pity: Tea that digs holes in the ground.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41774621...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Palema wrote:
> >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:402B1770...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >>Admissive: Junk mail.
> > > >>
> > > >>Dismissive: Put down letter.
> > > >>
> > > >>Emissive: E-mail letter.
> > > >>
> > > >>Omissive: Doughnut shaped letter, or a letter in a Chinese fortune
> > > >>doughnut.
> > > >>
> > > >>Remissive: To send the letter again.
> > > >>
> > > >>Submissive: Underwater letter.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Ommisive: Message containing Yoga pracitioners' most-used Mantra.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > P'missive: letter in a Chinese fortune pie
> >
> > Miss Sieve: Female strainer.
>
> Missel: Small unmaried female.
> Misshape: Unmarried female with nice figure.
> Misspell: Unmarried female witch.
>
> (Nice to be back! Thank heaven for everyone wanting flat monitors. The Cath
> O'Drey ones are dirt cheap - as long as you don't mind cleaning them out
> beef whore switching them on!)
Miss Isle: Female island that functions as a flying weapon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41775BAF...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Communion: A union of computer workers, or a union of computers who
> > work.
> >
> > Commute: A silent computer which facilitates transportation and/or
> > argues for leniency for prisoners.
> >
> > Commutation: When computers mutate.
> >
> > Hostility: A tea which makes people enemies.
> >
> > Hospitality: A tea which makes people friendly. Similar to Amity.
> >
> > Velocity: A very fast city.
>
> Belfast: Rapid Irish chimes.
Belting: Holds up musical pants.
Burping: Cold bell.
FB, HB, QB, RB: Football playing bees.
TD: Football playing demon.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41775CF2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Impenetrable: A bull which can't be wounded.
> >
> > Offense: Not on the fence.
> >
> > Pot Garden: Where mind altering pots are grown.
> >
> > Baby Shower: Raining babies.
> >
> > Car Pool: Where cars swim.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning limbs.
> >
> > Gunman: A man with a gun for a head.
> >
> > Hornets: Horn you blow nets out of.
> >
> > Perversity: A city full of immoral behavior.
>
> Sodom now and come back Gomorrah.
>
> >
> > Rifle: Full of rye.
>
> Pistol: The fee you have to pay to use a public toilet.
Bucker: One dollar dog.
Tim Bruening
KIMEVANS wrote:
> after reading all about the subject, I now believe that aroma therapy
makes
> scents
Aroma: One ancient mother in Rome.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42296929...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > Tim Bruening wrote:
> >
> > > Raphael Kearns wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Dr Tormento" <re...@togroup.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:Xns95914EBA31E...@216.196.97.142...
> > > > > "Charles Newton" <charles...@earthlink.net> wrote in
> > > > > news:Uwjgd.5454$kM....@newsread3.news.pas.earthlink.net:
> > > > >
> > > > > > I just did not believe the author's explanation for how her hand
> > > > > > became stuck to the glue of the binding of a copy of her latest
> > > > > > bestseller, but she kept saying "that's my story and I'm sticking
> to
> > > > > > it"
> > > > >
> > > > > She should have paged for help.
> > > >
> > > > Was there no chapter help her?
> > >
> > > Will she be booked for perjury?
> >
> > Booking: Literate male monarch.
> >
> > Perjury: Price of 12 jurors.
>
> Latvian judge: Lett Justice Beedun.
Beedun: To fail to repay an apine.
Douglas D. Anderson
> Lets Celtics at the flea market!
>
> Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
Saxon! : Command carried by town criers through Judah and
Israel in times of penance and mourning. (cf. Saxoff!)
Douglas D. Anderson
Aromatic: Neolithic machine gun.
Red Ruffensore
>> Aroma: One ancient mother in Rome.
>
> Aromatic: Neolithic machine gun.
...dougie...why do read his shit??...r u that
sacrificed??...lonely, masturbation a chore??
...toe nailz hangin'...bad breath??...WTF r
u tryin' prove??...
...n just ferget that beemer i was gonna give u
for xmas...
puke...in yer face....only....
nemo
"Douglas D. Anderson" <d...@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
news:EvZhf.64332$JQ.3...@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
Roman. They had machine crossbows. Big mounted ones. A reconstruction of on
was shown on BBC TV. It was quite effective.
If there was a Neolithic one, it was probably invented by Sir Isaac
Newstone.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
spend one red cent!
Tim Bruening
Douglas D. Anderson
> On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 18:04:14 GMT, "Red Ruffensore" <fo...@the.morgue.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
Anybody remember "Puke the Comic Weakly" ?
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sat, 26 Nov 2005 18:04:14 GMT, "Red Ruffensore" <fo...@the.morgue.net>
> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> ... then yo'd have to clean your room --- again!
Roomer: Ocean of hopping Australian marsupials.
Tim Bruening
"Douglas D. Anderson" wrote:
Puke, the Magic Dragon, live by the sea......
Tim Bruening
Common Lee: An average Korean.
Conflagration: Against eating flags.
Grip Ping: Strong Chinese.
Lee Asian: Sexy man from the Eastern portion of Eurasia.
Ping Pong: Chinese ball.
Tim Bruening
Slicing: Singing butcher knife.
Stirring: Ring that rotates.
Macing: Singing in the 5th month of the year.
Tim Bruening
> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> news:vo0as5s...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Kathy" <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.2...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > > Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> >
> > he could not scratch out a living
> >
> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
>
> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> Producer: Went impotent.
> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of balls!
Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
VX: A chemical weapon that affects vampires.
Tim Bruening
> fredm...@the.PC ?Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:8317-3F8...@storefull-2377.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo)
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F81B6DA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Flower cleaner: Business drooped.
>
> The question is: Will Ted take his place?
Car saleman: His business crashed.
VX: A chemical weapons that turns people into vampires.
Tim Bruening
Lets Celtics at the flea market!
Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
Orlando: Female deer minor in Florida.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.
S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CB003D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...>
> > Contort: Against wrongs.
>
> Contaught: Kid who won't go to school.
B Street: Street of apines.
C Street: Street of oceans.
D Street: Demon street.
E Street: Street of computers.
F Street: Street of profanity.
I Street: Street of optometrists.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CB0275...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4365B7AC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Concave: Against spelunking.
> > > >
> > > > Concern: Against European particle accelerators.
> > > >
> > > > Concert: Against breath fresheners.
> > > >
> > > > Concord: Against ropes.
> > > >
> > > > Concur: Against canines.
> > > >
> > > > Condo: Against female dear.
> > > >
> > > > Condor: Against portals.
> > > >
> > > > Conduct: Against waterfowl.
> > > >
> > > > Conform: Against red tape.
> > > >
> > > > Contort: Against lawsuits.
> > >
> > > Tortoise: Uttered by Jewish litigants when they found how little in
> > damages
> > > they had been awarded.
> >
> > Litigant: Ant who files suit.
> >
> Alate: Ant who flies suit.
J Street: Steet of blue birds.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CB0A32...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Cruddy: Bad feeling demon.
> >
> > Drowsy: Sleeping ocean.
> >
> > Fealty: Tea that makes one loyal.
> >
> > Feasty: Tea that's filling.
> >
> > Feisty: Tea that arouses one.
> >
> > Fantastic: Really incredible trig.
>
> Fantastic: Piece of wood to smash bottles of horrible fizzy drinks full of
> additives including dangerous Sodium Benzoate with!
Caustic: Twig that really stings.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Jun 2004 09:19:55 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words floating
> about:
>
> >guns4jesus wrote:
> >
> >> annoying - pseudo jokes about bell en-dings by bell-ends
> >
> >Not quite /belles-lettres/ material, eh?
> >
> Must be a left handed clapper ... reading.
Playing: Toy bell.
Toying: Play bell.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 22:27:40 -0400, "Kathy" <tn5kt...@cogeco.ca> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
> >"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >news:a69c46fe.04060...@posting.google.com...
> >> "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> >news:<10c405f...@corp.supernews.com>...
> >> > was sent this:
> >> > A farmer had a cow, Bessie. She was difficult, kicking over the milk
> >> > pail and refusing to come in at night. Well, Bessie got pregnant. After
> >> > she gave birth, she changed. "Bessie's really mellowed out," the
> >> > farmer told his wife. "What do you think happened?" "That's easy," she
> >> > replied. "Don't you know, Bessie's been decalf-inated!"
> >>
> >> How cheesy.
> >
> >Udder nonsense.
> >
> Bulling for you ...
Bullying: A bell that harasses people and beats them up.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
> > > and
> > > > down the
> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
> > > >
> > > > Do you have any proof?
> > > >
> > > Nope. No no more.
> > >
> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
> > > Scale
> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
> > > more you
> > > drink, the louder you get.
> >
> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
> >
> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
> >
> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always arrive
> at the police station!
DOS: Demonic computer program, or a demon computer programmer.
Programmer: Ocean of software writers.
Tim Bruening
> Considering all the pogroms the Crusaders carried out in and on their way to
> the Middle East, I think the least said about them silly sods the better.
> There isn't an Oy gevalt big enough for what they did.
Q Street: A very crowded street.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF2086...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > dustbird wrote:
> >
> > > Quaker Instant Goatmeal
> >
> > Quaker Oats: Horse food that shakes the church down.
>
> Porrage: Anger of a little kid at having to use a chamber pot.
> (old spelling)
R Street: Robot street that belongs to us.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF20A3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:3F9196EE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Orkin: Children of mineral bearing rocks.
> > > >
> > > Baring straits - non-gay strippers.
> >
> > Bearing: A ring that turns you into a bear.
> >
> > Xerox: Draft animal that clones things.
>
> Corona Wire: Part of a copier that produces fizzy drinks.
T Street: Street with tea shops.
Tim Bruening
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF20C1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Diploma: A negotiating Mom.
> >
> > Diplomat: Floor covering at the embassy.
> >
> > Embassy: Ocean of diplomats.
>
> Shirley Embassey: Ocean of singing diplomats.
U Street: Street where female sheep live.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44D1C613...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0409...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Fusee: Not many oceans.
> > > >
> > > > Gassy: Windy ocean.
> > > >
> > > > Grassy: Ocean of pot.
> > > >
> > > > Gusty: Windy tea.
> > > >
> > > > Gutsy: Ocean of innards.
> > > >
> > > Gastric: Farting and lighting it!
> >
> > Computer streets: E Road, E Lane, and E Street.
>
> E. Ling Broadway? - or as the camp announcer at Kings Cross Thameslink
> Station used to say, "Ealing Brought-Sway"!
>
> For City Thameslink he used to say, "See-Semm-Sink"! That's as near as he
> could get to it.
V Street: Where vampires unlive.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44D1C193...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB2746...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Apex wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:w8-dnSsP7b0...@wideopenwest.com...
> > > > > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me
> arrested
> > > when
> > > > > I
> > > > > > did.
> > > > >
> > > > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been
> centsible to
> > > > > drop him a few notes.
> > > >
> > > > Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks).
> > > >
> > > > Do you fit on the counter?
> > >
> > > Counterfeit: A complaint that shop assistants get from stinging there
> too
> > > long.
> >
> > Counter Culture: Yeast in the kitchen.
> >
> Unlevonéd bread is better. It doesn't moon at you!
Z Street: Street of zombies.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Y Street: Street of questions.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
S Street: Street of snakes and S Cargo.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Y Street: Street of questions.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
S Street: Street of snakes and S Cargo.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Z Street: Street of zombies.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44D1C613...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF20A3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42523F6A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:424D0708...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > An alcoholic got so bad he started seeing huge arses sliding up
> > > and
> > > > down the
> > > > > curtains - then all of a sudden his condition D.T. rear rated!
> > > >
> > > > Do you have any proof?
> > > >
> > > Nope. No no more.
> > >
> > > As I've mentioned before, in the EEC we've abandoned the Eric Sykes
> > > Scale
> > > and we measure it instead by Alcohol % by Volume - meaning that the
> > > more you
> > > drink, the louder you get.
> >
> > Demon Rum: Drunk demon.
> >
> > DUI: Demon who drives while drunk.
> >
> DOA: A KKK member's portal and how a KKK cop's black prisoners always arrive
> at the police station!
DOS: Demonic computer program, or a demon computer programmer.
Programmer: Ocean of software writers.
P Street: Street of toilets.
R Street: Street we live on.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Mon, 7 Jun 2004 09:19:55 -0400, "Greg Evans"
> <gregIGN...@charter.BLATHER.net> found these unused words floating
> about:
>
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sun, 6 Jun 2004 22:27:40 -0400, "Kathy" <tn5kt...@cogeco.ca> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
> >
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CF09B9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB0B33...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > DVD: Demon recording device.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Juvenile demon.
> > > >
> > > > JD: Lawyer demon.
> > > >
> > > > MD: Demon doctor.
> > > >
> > > > OD: Drugged demon.
> > >
> > > ODN: Name of a chain of cinemas.
> > >
> > > PNO: Musical instrument.
> > >
> > > PNS: Willie!
> >
> > RB: Apine that B-longs to us.
> >
> RBtraitor: He's deserted us and run off to live with an industial relations
> consultant who specialises in solving disputes.
S Spresso: Coeffe between R and Tea.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CB0275...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4365B7AC...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Concave: Against spelunking.
> > > >
> > > > Concern: Against European particle accelerators.
> > > >
> > > > Concert: Against breath fresheners.
> > > >
> > > > Concord: Against ropes.
> > > >
> > > > Concur: Against canines.
> > > >
> > > > Condo: Against female dear.
> > > >
> > > > Condor: Against portals.
> > > >
> > > > Conduct: Against waterfowl.
> > > >
> > > > Conform: Against red tape.
> > > >
> > > > Contort: Against lawsuits.
> > >
> > > Tortoise: Uttered by Jewish litigants when they found how little in
> > damages
> > > they had been awarded.
> >
> > Litigant: Ant who files suit.
> >
> Alate: Ant who flies suit.
J Street: Steet of blue birds.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44CB003D...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...>
> > Contort: Against wrongs.
>
> Contaught: Kid who won't go to school.
B Street: Street of apines.
C Street: Street of oceans.
D Street: Demon street.
E Street: Street of computers.
F Street: Street of profanity.
I Street: Street of optometrists.
Tim Bruening
> Michael Balarama <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> news:vo0as5s...@corp.supernews.com...
> >
> > "Kathy" <tnktk...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> > news:t4Ufb.4853$733.2...@read1.cgocable.net...
> > > Courier: They gave me the runaround.
> >
> > he could not scratch out a living
> >
> Who? An engraver or a flea exterminator?
>
> Sewer worker: Got fed up with being shat on by everybody.
> Postman: Didn't like delivery of de vans and de uniform.
> Producer: Went impotent.
> Snooker player: Suddenly realised the game was a load of balls!
Flower cleaner: Business wilted.
VX: A chemical weapon that affects vampires.
Tim Bruening
> fredm...@the.PC ?Z <FRE...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:8317-3F8...@storefull-2377.public.lawson.webtv.net...
> ne...@naughtylass2.wet (nemo)
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:3F81B6DA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Flower cleaner: Business drooped.
>
> The question is: Will Ted take his place?
Car saleman: His business crashed.
VX: A chemical weapons that turns people into vampires.
Tim Bruening
Lets Celtics at the flea market!
Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
Orlando: Female deer minor in Florida.
Tim Bruening
Common Lee: An average Korean.
Conflagration: Against eating flags.
Grip Ping: Strong Chinese.
Lee Asian: Sexy man from the Eastern portion of Eurasia.
Ping Pong: Chinese ball.
Tim Bruening
Slicing: Singing butcher knife.
Stirring: Ring that rotates.
Macing: Singing in the 5th month of the year.
nemo
Mortimer Street: A road where there are houses reserved for your
postcedents.
Tottenham Caught Road: Big shopping street where you can get trapped into
buying rubbish - especially in a store called Gultronics, where they believe
that everyone is gullible.
Wigmore Street: Shopping street for rich buggers with lots of cash but not
much hair.
nemo
Vigo Street: Only women named after a small plant with pleasant-smelling
purple blue or white flowers are allowed to walk through here.
It's off Regent Street, where they make sure that all the male pedestrians
are changed every half-hour.
Great Marlborough Street: Also off Regent Street but where all the Navel
Intelligence blokes who had a building down there (Shhhhhh!) died from
cancer caused by smoking the most tar and nicotine -saturated cigarettes in
the world, as did most of the previously fighting-fit cowboys and stars who
were given them as part-payment for advertising them!
nemo
And where, in the winter, Yeshiva in the cold!
nemo
Crowndale Road: A street not a million miles from here where the Queen fell
off a mountain! Thin ka-bough tit!
nemo
Henry Kissinger, Desmond Tutu, Cofee Anan and Jimmy Carter live down there
as well. Not as toilets - as pea smackers!
> R Street: Street we live on.
How many arses live in your house?
nemo
Ain't that what the referee shouts at the beginning of a musical baseball
game?
nemo
Chapel Street: No. No church. Just a very famous street-market. You can buy
the best streets available down there! And pie and eels, and when I was
littule, apple fritters!
nemo
If there's a street called Piccadilly where gay men can pick up rent boys,
there should be a street where straight men can Piccadolly! It's only fair.
Unless she's a brunette.
nemo
Hmmm. Arse treat?! Looks like we're back in Piccadilly again!!! ;o)
All the streets I'm mentioning actually exist here in London BTW.
Furze Road: Street where Germans hold their noses in disgust!
(It's in Croydon, on the outskirts. I signwritted a shop-front there around
25 years ago. Made £250. A lotto money in those days.)
Outskirts!: Order to begin unloading a rag-trade van.
nemo
Switch: An electrical twig that teachers used to use to give the pupils
nasty shocks.
Nowadays, they use their willies in stead!
nemo
Charlotte Street: Street with lots of tea shops serving huge amounts of
tea - and some damned good continental restaurants as well.
nemo
Bully Beef: A complaint re- the violent and intimidating behaviour of a
butcher.
nemo
Coeffe? An S spr S. O. flavoured hair-style?
Haute Coiffewer: What goes on in a top hairdressers who's slowly losing
customers. Very careless.
nemo
That'd be 'Suicide Bridge' above Archway Road.
BTW. A High Street isn't a high street. The 'high' means to make your way,
as in 'I must high me to a monastery!' In other words, it's the main
thoroughfare, fare, of course, meaning to travel, usually by driving.
And never say, 'I must Hymie to a monastery!' Wrong religion. They won't let
you in!
(Noah fence)
And an English sailor of that name would have had a rough time.
"Blimey! It's limey Hymie!" they'd shout!
English sailor: "Oy! Don't put I deers in 2 E Z!"
nemo
He lost one of ess esses ass well!
>
> VX: A chemical weapons that turns people into vampires.
So that's how they turn decent human beings into ruthless military
officers!!
nemo
And nudists?
Pratt Street: Road where, by rights, my old boss Melvyn Harries ought to
live.
Nemko
nemo
PX: By selling them food containing it?
nemo
>
> Slicing: Singing butcher knife.
>
> Stirring: Ring that rotates.
>
> Macing: Singing in the 5th month of the year.
Iyyyyyy thought that was walloping someone with a truncheon and/or sqirting
nasty gas into someone's face that irritates the eyes and causes dizziness
and immobilization. This is done by police officers to teach people they
take a dislike to or have a prejudice against that vicious behaviour and
torture is wrong.
nemo
>
> Lets Celtics at the flea market!
>
> Saxon: The Sax are really groovy!
>
> Orlando: Female deer minor in Florida.
XO to Cap Tin: "We could come ashore here, Orlando ver there.
nemo
Narr. It's a nasty smell some computers produce when you try to check
whether another computer or person is reachable and active.
nemo
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > >
> > > > > Apex wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:w8-dnSsP7b0...@wideopenwest.com...
> > > > > > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me
> > arrested
> > > > when
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > > did.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been
> > centsible to
> > > > > > drop him a few notes.
> > > > >
> > > > > Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks).
> > > > >
> > > > > Do you fit on the counter?
> > > >
> > > > Counterfeit: A complaint that shop assistants get from stinging
there
> > too
> > > > long.
> > >
> > > Counter Culture: Yeast in the kitchen.
> > >
> > Unlevonéd bread is better. It doesn't moon at you!
>
Website for dockers: www.cargo.net
nemo
Haven't you heard the song:
Shayne ve di levoné!
Lichtig vi di shteren!
Fun himmel a matoné,
Hostu tzu mir geshikht!
?
> Y Street: Street of questions.
Lesbie Avenue?
Avenue Road. "No thanks. The old one's still OK!"
Regent Street. Where sex-change operations are reversed.
Wardour Street. There's a portal along there that leads straight into Gaza.
Pratt Street. Where idiots live.
To the tune of the hymnmnmnmn . . .
Nemoel, Nemoel,
Nemoel, Nemoel,
On Pension Credit and doing quite well!
nemo
Mornington Crescent: Street where everyone wakes up with very heavy
hangovers.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44D1C193...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44CB2746...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Apex wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Harry Farkas" <hfa...@wowway.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:w8-dnSsP7b0...@wideopenwest.com...
> > > > > > The motivational speaker urged me to forge on, yet he had me
> arrested
> > > when
> > > > > I
> > > > > > did.
> > > > >
> > > > > He wanted to be part of your experimint. It would have been
> centsible to
> > > > > drop him a few notes.
> > > >
> > > > Or give him 1 million male deer (bucks).
> > > >
> > > > Do you fit on the counter?
> > >
> > > Counterfeit: A complaint that shop assistants get from stinging there
> too
> > > long.
> >
> > Counter Culture: Yeast in the kitchen.
> >
> Unlevon�d bread is better. It doesn't moon at you!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Y Street: Street of questions.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Z Street: Street of zombies.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44D1C613...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo
N Street: Cuts through a chicken farm.
L Street: Leads down to Hades, taking the see Nick route!
Hades: Women of straw.