Bumper Stickers
Tim Grothause
"NUKE THE UNBORN GAY BABY WHALES"
Very efficient...addresses 5 causes in 6 words.
=============================================================================
Tim Grothause, ASEE, N4GIJ, EMT-Paramedic | etg...@email.mot.com
Sys Admin, Motorola, Applied Research Lab |
Rescue Director, Motorla Fire/Rescue Team | 8000 W Sunrise Blvd Rm 2128
"My opinions only; you're welcome to share 'em" | Plantation, FL 33322
=============================================================================
Mark LaPolla
M.
Tim Grothause (etg...@email.mot.com) wrote:
: My favorite? Has to be...
--
I have an Italian signiture but it's in the shop right now!
Rod Rucker
>My favorite? Has to be...
>
>"NUKE THE UNBORN GAY BABY WHALES"
--
Rod Rucker
rrr...@srv.PacBell.COM
PADI DM-47240
Bryan Camp
-------------------------------------------------------------------
- Trees Are For The Birds
- Pave The Planet
- Use More Plastic
- Hunt Endangered Species
- Spotted Owl: The OTHER Other White Meat
- Be Ozone Hostile
- Abuse Mother Nature
- Burn Styrofoam
- Remember: Chloroflourocarbons Are Our Friends
:=> Note: Any of these should be suitable for bumper stickers.
*****************************************************************************
* NOTICE -=- DISCLAIMER -=- NOTICE -=- DISCLAIMER -=- NOTICE -=- DISCLAIMER *
*****************************************************************************
What follows is for people who are horribly offended by what they have read,
and are, at this time, thinking of ways to make my life a living hell. If you
are _not_ a member of said group, please read on and feel free to use my
exceeding wit and ingenuity to your own ends...
There is a thing called a "joke", look into it sometime. A joke is a
display of cleverness intended to engender yux. There are, however, certain
rather thick personages who require advance notice if they are to recognize a
joke when they see one. In polite society, it is customary when in the
presence of these people to signal the onset of a joke by means of some subtle
stratagem, such as the blaring box a few inches above this, a gong, a large
firecracker, or an air-raid siren.
Bryan
--
_ _ __ <> The "Parking Lot: Earth" Foundation <> __ _ ______
/_)/_)\//_//\/ <> - send me email for details - <> (_ |_/|_| | |_
/_)/ \ // // / <> <> __)| \| | | |__
bca...@calvin.edu <> Use More Plastic - Pave The Planet! <> sk...@wybbs.mi.org
Vaughn Loucks
Have you driven over a Ford lately?
----------------------------------------------------------------
Vaughan Loucks | These are not the companies opinions.
QNX Software | If they where, you would have to pay for them.
Ottawa Ontario Canada |
vlo...@qnx.com |
QNX is a mircokernel based, real-time, multi-tasking, multi-user, POSIX
compliant operating system for the PC. Includes integrated networking,
X-11 graphical user interface and DOS support.
r...@fico.uucp
>
>"NUKE THE UNBORN GAY BABY WHALES"
>
>Very efficient...addresses 5 causes in 6 words.
>=============================================================================
>Tim Grothause, ASEE, N4GIJ, EMT-Paramedic | etg...@email.mot.com
>
The version I heard was:
"NUKE UNBORN GAY BABY WHALES FOR CHRIST"
6 causes in 7 words.
********************************************************
* Randy Wong c/o Fair, Isaac and Company *
* rbw%fico...@apple.com 120 North Redwood Drive *
* apple!fico!rbw San Rafael, CA 94903-1996 *
* (415) 472-2211 x1113 *
********************************************************
* Laughter is universal. It's humor that's relative. *
* Comedy is Reality exaggerated. *
********************************************************
Mehrt...@msm.cdx.mot.com
My brother's old license plate:
EXLR8 (accelerate)
Seen on a car:
TXRTOF (Tax Writeoff?)
Yea, I know, they weren't stickers, but what the heck!
--
Tom
Real story:
Harry is driving down the street, and comes to a stop behind a car, which was
also stopped at the stop sign.
After a minute or two, Harry complains: "What's wrong with this guy? Why isn't
he moving?"
Ralph says:
"Because it's a parked car!"
Poor Harry. May God bless his soul!
Ravi KS Paturi
>
>Real story:
>Harry is driving down the street, and comes to a stop behind a car, which was
>also stopped at the stop sign.
>After a minute or two, Harry complains: "What's wrong with this guy? Why isn't
>he moving?"
>Ralph says:
>"Because it's a parked car!"
>Poor Harry. May God bless his soul!
This happend to me last week I realized its a parked car after waiting
in queue for 10mins to get in to carwash when I was waiting behind a car
parked next to the entrance of carwash.
----
Ravi
Jeff Popp
Saw this one in Seattle the other day.....
IMPEACH CLINTON!
And her husband, too!
Andrew Rogers
>IMPEACH CLINTON!
>
>And her husband, too!
I suspect that a lot of Hillary-bashers are afraid of an independent,
outspoken First Lady... she threatens their masculinity to the point
where their only recourse is to threaten hers!
Oh, yeah, bumper stickers... a couple of years ago one of my co-nerds had
these printed up:
I BREAK FOR INTERRUPT VECTORS
except that the non-nerds who printed them up spelled "break" as "brake"...
Andrew
Jeff Popp
IT'S JUST A STUPID BUMPER STICKER!!!!!!
Does someone have to add "end of joke, laugh here"?
T...@slacvm.slac.stanford.edu
read; "If you can beat me, you can eat me!" I was in my 66' Volkswagon,
...almost blew up the engine,
-tom
Richard Miller
===============================================================================
Rick Miller: Student of Mechanical Engineering| Amateur Radio station KA3BZX
The University of New Hampshire | r...@msel.unh.edu
==============================================| R_MI...@unhh.unh.edu
If my employer knew I had an opinion | r...@kepler.unh.edu
they would claim it for their own anyway. |
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Brian Monroe
Nuke Tom Shane
Pardon my weaving, I'm going for points
(mounted on the front of my truck, in mirrored letters)
If you can read this, YOU"RE TOO SLOW!
Andrew Rogers
>Why are so many people humor-impaired?
You tell me.
>Does someone have to add "end of joke, laugh here"?
>> I suspect that a lot of Hillary-bashers are afraid of an independent,
>> outspoken First Lady... she threatens their masculinity to the point
>> where their only recourse is to threaten hers!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Looks like I should have...
Andrew
Jeff Popp
John Peters
Saw this one on a Rolls Royce:
This IS my other car!
Russ Corpuz
Aaaaaaaaarghhhhh - This is another test
Alton B. Coalter
->
->Saw this one on a Rolls Royce:
->
B.H., a multi-millionaire from Jacksonville whom I have had the pleasure
of meeting has a $500000 (yep, half a mil) Prevost motorcoach with the
bumpersticker:
Don't laugh - it's paid for.
Yeah, I know the phrase is old, but the circumstances make it humorous.
---
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
- Alton Coalter (Dr. When), Heathrow, FL, USA (email: al...@aaa.com)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Robert Gleason
How about these:
Practice safe government, use Kingdoms.
or
I gave up bowling for sex. The balls are smaller and you
don't need special shoes.
--
------------------------------
Robert Gleason
>> gle...@scf28.scf.loral.com
Dale Lee
>Bumper stickers:
>
> Nuke Tom Shane
>
> Pardon my weaving, I'm going for points
>
I know from experience that a bike rider in Boulder is worth 4 points, 3
if you talk to the D.A.