Wanted : A smart retort
Ellepola Rajiv
Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
"sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
Thankx,
Rajiv
Pete Biggs
In article <22e6j5$c...@nuscc.nus.sg>, mp...@nusunix.nus.sg (Ellepola Rajiv) writes:
> Hi,
>
> Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>
And the highest form of humour
Pete
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Cian O Kiersey
>Hi,
>Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
"Fuck off"
It works for me.
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Mr. R. O'Malley
: Hi,
: Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
: "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
'Fuck off' seems to work for me.
Glad to be of help.
Ronan.
jb
>Hi,
>
>Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>
jb.
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Gavin Peters
->
-> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
May I reccomend
"I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me, and
sticks to you!"
(Why do we remember these things from our childhood? Why?)
- The Sigless Wonder
Harold Henrikson
How about "You're half right"?
Guy Snape
>> In article <22e6j5$c...@nuscc.nus.sg> mp...@nusunix.nus.sg (Ellepola Rajiv) writes:
>Hi,
>
>Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>
I adjust my wit to suit the audience.
(Old one!)
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Russell Donaldson
: Hi,
: Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
: "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
"yes, but when it works who cares! "
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>Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>
with a person who is only half armed."
Prof. Eric T. Lane
>Ellepola Rajiv (mp...@nusunix.nus.sg) wrote:
>: Hi,
>
>: Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
>: "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>
but maybe they are just the most painful.
Eric...@utcvm.utc.edu
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>Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
"Dr. Spooner would have called you a shining wit"
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Paul Israel
>Ellepola Rajiv (mp...@nusunix.nus.sg) wrote:
>: Hi,
>
>: Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>
>: "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>
Paul Israel's Top Ten Retorts to "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit":
10. What, even lower than yours?
9. ...and critics the highest form of twit!
8. Then where does that leave Dan Quayle?
7. So me get this straight - it's TV sitcoms, bathroom jokes, puns, AND THEN
sarcasm?
6. Ooooh - which episode of Masterpiece Theatre did that come from?
5. I'm into low humor. I hang out with hobbits a lot.
4. What's your point?
3. No it isn't - I measured it!
2. Could be, but have you ever tried a spoonerism with a lisp?
1. Whatever you say, Mr. Buckley.
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turning people off." - Roger Guts, PI
H. Austin Hummel
|> In article <22e6j5$c...@nuscc.nus.sg> mp...@nusunix.nus.sg (Ellepola Rajiv) writes:
|> >Hi,
|> >
|> >Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
|> >
|> > "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
|>
|> "Dr. Spooner would have called you a shining wit"
Or, Looks like you are half way there!!
Mike Schmelzer
rajiv> "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
(Sarcastically): "Yeah right."
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Simon Trew
>>: Hi,
>>
>>: Could some one suggest a smart retort to the following :
>>
>>: "sarcasm is the lowest form of wit?"
>>
Kent J. Vanderwaal
Well, oh yeah!!!!
J GASKELL
Used on the lowest-witted forms!
JAG
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