Dare To Repair
A. Siegfried
problems can be solved:
http://feisar.de/content/gfx_en_daretorepair.html
more nonsense at: http://feisar.de
nemo
A. Siegfried <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:bvjbog$spbfc$2...@ID-25388.news.uni-berlin.de...
> No need to dump it if it's broken. With a little courage, even huge
> problems can be solved:
>
Somebody chucked whitewash all over the Drowning Street gates this morning
and there was a protest in the Visitors' Gallery in Parliament.
It's because the report into the death of the WMD scientist was far too
sheepish when it came to criticising the government. What was it called now?
. . . Ah, yes! The Mutton Report!
As far as Tony B'Liar is concerned, WMD definitely means Wanger Manually
Deployed!
Tim Bruening
Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
Tim Bruening
news:<H_9Ub.66740$pD4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> I used keep an eye on the price of my shares in a company making boil
> ointment by means of a bum puss ticker!
Do you have a cat-a-log of those prices?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:q30820pk6odgh6hq8...@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 18:58:24 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> found
> > these unused words floating about:
> >
> > >Birds never fly in pterrible weather.
> > >Yeah, you ptoleme that already!
> > >I ptomaine puns, it/s hard not to repeat myself!
> > So, what's pneu.?
> >
> Car tyres in France!
I refuse to drink Pee Tea!
Tim Bruening
news:<40249...@corp.newsgroups.com>...
> "Palema" <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> news:aeSUb.19727$pz5....@newssvr24.news.prodigy.com
>
> > At the next election, I hope they don't Tampa with the votes
>
> I heard we'll be using on lyin' voting machines.
Tampa: Father of Tam. Tampa had gotten a Chad pregnant!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Bewaaarrrrre! There's a new VIRUS about called lion32!!
>
> It makes your PC freeze 32 times and each time when you press the reset
> button Scandisk says it's scanning because ". . one or more of your disk
> drives may have e-roars on it"!
Are you sure you're not lion to me?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Bewaaarrrrre! There's a new VIRUS about called lion32!!
>
> It makes your PC freeze 32 times and each time when you press the reset
> button Scandisk says it's scanning because ". . one or more of your disk
> drives may have e-roars on it"!
What a catastrophe! Can you cat-a-log this virus?
Tim Bruening
artyw wrote:
> Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<68SUb.1256$wt....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> > At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
>
> Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
Don't Tippacanoe!
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> These are great! I wish there was a way of Lincoln them together.
Andrew the curtains together.
Clinton: A heavy sex President.
Don't get Bushwhacked again in 2004!
Kerry onto victory!
Reagan: President who shoots laser beams.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused
> words floating about:
>
> >Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<68SUb.1256$wt....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> >> At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> >
> >Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
>
> Carter explain?
If you can a Ford the time.
Did Nixon ever visit Dixon?
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> mike wheeELer wrote:
>
> > In article <2m6a20pca10fbvl50...@4ax.com>,
> > jaS...@gbr.online.com, J. A. Mc. was looking at the world oddly when:
> >
> >>On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused
> >>words floating about:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >
> > news:<68SUb.1256$wt.454@newss
> >
> >>vr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> >>
> >>>>At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> >>>
> >>>Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
> >>
> >>Carter explain?
> >>
> >
> > He say nix on that idea..
> >
> Ag knew that would happen!
Spiro: Row of primitive weapons.
Tim Bruening
> "Cybe R. Wizard" <cyber_...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> news:20030903223417.387...@mindspring.com...
> > I got a new mobile communications device with a tape dispenser built in.
> > Yes, it my new cellophone.
> >
> > Cybe R. Wizard
> > --
> > Unofficial "Wizard of Odds," A.H.P.
> > Original PORG "Water Wizard," R.P.
> > "Wize(ned) Wizard," A.P.F-P-Y.
> > Barely Tolerated Wizard, A.J.L & A.A.L
> Is it scotch-made? how clear is the signal? does it have any magic features?
Does it throw up with Mo' bile?
Tim Bruening
s...@w.w.w.w wrote:
> Kinda lame but...
> What do Dragons eat when they are trying to loose weight?
> Knight lite
>
> or
>
> if you kill a werewolf and skin it and put on the skin does that make you a
> wearwolf?
When Indian vampires die, they are burned in vampyres.
Tim Bruening
Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it as
> the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned babies
> know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this school
> was for adults!
I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser.
Kaiser: German knight.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Q: What do 1960s Bohemian types (without apostrophes) high on Ganja and LSD
> wish each other at this time of year?
>
> A: Hippy Crassmass.
I understand that many high powered politicians and busnessmen are
Bohemians,
meeting each summer in the Bohemian grove.
Tim Bruening
The greatest man ever
Date:
Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:05:00 -0700
From:
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:
alt.jokes, alt.humor, alt.humor.puns, rec.humor,
alt.newgroup.for.fun.fun.fun
References:
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"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
news:<H_9Ub.66740$pD4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> news:q30820pk6odgh6hq8...@4ax.com...
> > On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 18:58:24 GMT, Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> found
> > these unused words floating about:
> >
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Bewaaarrrrre! There's a new VIRUS about called lion32!!
>
> It makes your PC freeze 32 times and each time when you press the reset
> button Scandisk says it's scanning because ". . one or more of your disk
> drives may have e-roars on it"!
Are you sure you're not lion to me?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Bewaaarrrrre! There's a new VIRUS about called lion32!!
>
> It makes your PC freeze 32 times and each time when you press the reset
> button Scandisk says it's scanning because ". . one or more of your disk
> drives may have e-roars on it"!
What a catastrophe! Can you cat-a-log this virus?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> artyw wrote:
> > Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<68SUb.1256$wt....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> >
> >>At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> >
> >
> > Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused
> words floating about:
>
> >Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message news:<68SUb.1256$wt....@newssvr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> >> At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> >
> >Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
>
Tim Bruening
Palema wrote:
> mike wheeELer wrote:
>
> > In article <2m6a20pca10fbvl50...@4ax.com>,
> > jaS...@gbr.online.com, J. A. Mc. was looking at the world oddly when:
> >
> >>On 6 Feb 2004 18:46:37 -0800, art...@yahoo.com (artyw) found these unused
> >>words floating about:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
> >
> > news:<68SUb.1256$wt.454@newss
> >
> >>vr23.news.prodigy.com>...
> >>
> >>>>At the White House: We want you to fillmore at home
> >>>
> >>>Dont Polk fun at our presidents.
> >>
> >>Carter explain?
> >>
> >
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:40A1E524...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
What about the six City types in "O-Kay for Sound" with Bud Flannigoon and
Cheese-knee Allen. A film that won a place in the Kosher version of the
Guiness Book of Records, Tapes, CDs and DVDs for the worst and most
outragious accents!
nemo
Nope. Vanpyres are when a number of enclosed cargo-space trucks crash into
each other and catch fire.
nemo
Send me your answer in a *.RARRRRRRR file!
nemo
In the words of the song: Symantec and Muzzeltec and Symantec and Muzzeltec
. . . might be able to!
Allain who??
nemo
recycling stickers.
It said, "Special offer. One bum per sticker!"
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Which film got honored in the Gentile version?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
> I used keep an eye on the price of my shares in a company making boil
> ointment by means of a bum puss ticker!
Do you have a cat-a-log of those prices?
Sticker: Glue dog.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bumkin: Children of beach bums.
Bumping: Chinese beach bums.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E366...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > news:<H_9Ub.66740$pD4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > A. Siegfried <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> > > news:bvjbog$spbfc$2...@ID-25388.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > No need to dump it if it's broken. With a little courage, even huge
> > > > problems can be solved:
> > > >
> > > More like B'Liar Tory Pair over here!
> > >
> > > Somebody chucked whitewash all over the Drowning Street gates this
> morning
> > > and there was a protest in the Visitors' Gallery in Parliament.
> > >
> > > It's because the report into the death of the WMD scientist was far too
> > > sheepish when it came to criticising the government. What was it called
> now?
> > > . . . Ah, yes! The Mutton Report!
> > >
> > > As far as Tony B'Liar is concerned, WMD definitely means Wanger Manually
> > > Deployed!
> >
> > Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
> >
> UK Mutton: 2240 lb dog.
>
> Hundredweight: A very long bus queue.
>
> Sir Loin: Butcher knight.
>
> Furlong: 220 yard long mink.
Button: 2,000 pound ass.
nemo
Somesingk about fishing maggots, maybe?
Narr. Prrrobably somesingk by Frank Randle or Nat Jackley and Co. for zzeir
outragious Norss of Enkland accents already.
nemo
Found supporting the neurones in a happy brain: Glee-all cells!
http://cancerweb.ncl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/omd?glial+cell
Pathology: Footway surfaced with native timbers.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Pathology: A sick trail.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Logarithm: Dancing timber workers.
Algorithm: Dancing 2000 Democratic candidate.
nemo
to a strict tempo.
Elisabeth Müller
Mostly the Czech politicians.
Elisabeth Müller
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
>Kaiser: German knight.
Wrong. It's of course the Emperor.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Which film got honored in the Gentile version?
Tim Bruening
Russian music).
nemo
nemo
> Rachmaninov? Richter? Rostropovich? (These three are giants in
> Russian music).
Rachmaninov? I say he's still a cross between a UK thug landlord and a shot
in Billiards!
And what about Shostakovich? Even if he did get a humerus kick in the
Bartoks in Concerto for Orchestra.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bumkin: Children of beach bums.
Bumping: Chinese beach bums.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E366...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
nemo
Cerebum: Politician's brain and its location.
nemo
That's a lot of donkey! How big is an American elephant?
nemo
What's that got to do with Tony B'Liar's wanger?
Come to thin cough it, does Cheri have anything to do with Tony B'Liar's
wanger - or is he a Very Impotent Person?
sre
> When a vampire can't find what he wants in a store, he gets a suncheck.
does he pay with money from the blood bank?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E366...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> > news:<H_9Ub.66740$pD4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> > > A. Siegfried <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> > > news:bvjbog$spbfc$2...@ID-25388.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > > > No need to dump it if it's broken. With a little courage, even huge
> > > > problems can be solved:
> > > >
> > > More like B'Liar Tory Pair over here!
> > >
> > > Somebody chucked whitewash all over the Drowning Street gates this
> morning
> > > and there was a protest in the Visitors' Gallery in Parliament.
> > >
> > > It's because the report into the death of the WMD scientist was far too
> > > sheepish when it came to criticising the government. What was it called
> now?
> > > . . . Ah, yes! The Mutton Report!
> > >
> > > As far as Tony B'Liar is concerned, WMD definitely means Wanger Manually
> > > Deployed!
> >
> > Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
> >
Tim Bruening
Lactating: Musical milk.
Ovulating: Musical eggs.
Succubus: To suck in an entire mass transit vehicle.
nemo
Plumbum: Arse made of lead.
Bumbulum: Ancient instrument or Japanese porn popular with bees.
http://67.1911encyclopedia.org/B/BU/BUMBULUM.htm
nemo
That's a lotta donkey!
Rod, pole or perch: Exercise equipment for same.
nemo
> Eggplant: Plant that lays eggs.
>
> Lactating: Musical milk.
>
> Ovulating: Musical eggs.
And the Morula the story is . . . ?
>
> Succubus: To suck in an entire mass transit vehicle.
Busbar: Mobile electric pub.
nemo
> Gentile: Non-Jewish floor covering.
Very stale, hard Matzos: Jewish floor covering.
nemo
> Confirmatory: British Conservatives running a criminal company.
Yeah. It's called The City of London!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40A1E524...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Q: What do 1960s Bohemian types (without apostrophes) high on Ganja and
> LSD
> > > wish each other at this time of year?
> > >
> > > A: Hippy Crassmass.
> >
> > I understand that many high powered politicians and busnessmen are
> > Bohemians,
> > meeting each summer in the Bohemian grove.
>
> What about the six City types in "O-Kay for Sound" with Bud Flannigoon and
> Cheese-knee Allen. A film that won a place in the Kosher version of the
> Guiness Book of Records, Tapes, CDs and DVDs for the worst and most
> outragious accents!
Which film got honored in the Gentile version?
Gentile: Non-Jewish floor coverings.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Looting: A toilet bell that steals.
Lupine: A toilet tree.
Lupine: A wolf tree.
nemo
Gypsy: Ocean full of East End Cockney pain.
nemo
Floorboards as opposed to best quality carpets??
Ductile: Flexible lake covering.
Pteroductile: Flexible lake covering with wings.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41B4C32C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> Supine: A stew tree lying down lying face upwards.
>
> Atropine: A tree having a fully-dilated eye examination. (^!^) Very
> uncomfortable indeed!
>
> Cryptopine: An encoded tree.
>
> Gnoscopine: A tree possessing intellectual or esoteric knowledge of
> spiritual things.
What's a stew tree? Does meat in pots grow on it?
nemo
The ex-president of Indonesia was sick on a poo tree, in spite of having an
electric personality and forename, Megawati.
Wahid give the presidency away I've no eye deer.
By the same Toucan, I wish I had a Bottle Tree in my garden. It'd keep me in
Guiness right through the holidays!
Brachychiton: The birds use its branches as a toilet!
It was an act of pure genus to come up with that one!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
> 10 years to 12/13/14.
'Will I still be here,' I ask myself.
'No,' I answer myself. I can't stay sat in this chair for ten years!!
nemo
> 12 years to 12/14/16.
Will any of us still be here then?
nemo
<dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>
10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
Dracula feathers!
Randolf Richardson
You have such dashing wit!
--
Randolf Richardson, pro-active spam fighter - r...@8x.ca
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Sending eMail to other SMTP servers is a privilege.
nemo
Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >> nemo wrote:
> >>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>> news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>
> >>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
> >>>
> >>> Will any of us still be here then?
> >>
> >> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
> >
> > 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
> >
> > Dracula feathers!
>
> You have such dashing wit!
>
Cybe R. Wizard
> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
Please, do not -0-pun until Christmas. Even after that, please include
a pun or snip ahp from your groups list.
Cybe
Randolf Richardson
> Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
>> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>>> <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>> news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>>>> nemo wrote:
>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>>>>> news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>>>>
>>>>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
>>>>>
>>>>> Will any of us still be here then?
>>>>
>>>> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
>>>
>>> 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
>>>
>>> Dracula feathers!
>>
>> You have such dashing wit!
>
> Yer. It's just dashed out the door with a smoothing iron!
Aye, Ron is smooth (or at least that's what I've been told).
Randolf Richardson
> Randolf Richardson wrote:
>> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>> > Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
>> >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>> >>> <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> >>> news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> >>>> nemo wrote:
>> >>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> >>>>> news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Will any of us still be here then?
>> >>>>
>> >>>> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
>> >>>
>> >>> 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
>> >>>
>> >>> Dracula feathers!
>> >>
>> >> You have such dashing wit!
>> >
>> > Yer. It's just dashed out the door with a smoothing iron!
>>
>> Aye, Ron is smooth (or at least that's what I've been told).
>
No way -- given that he's so smooth, I'd be worried that he might try to pull
an Enron on me!
dobe...@yahoo.com
dobey the elf
Randolf Richardson wrote:
> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
> >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> >>> <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >>>> nemo wrote:
> >>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Will any of us still be here then?
> >>>>
> >>>> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
> >>>
> >>> 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
> >>>
> >>> Dracula feathers!
> >>
> >> You have such dashing wit!
> >
> > Yer. It's just dashed out the door with a smoothing iron!
>
> Aye, Ron is smooth (or at least that's what I've been told).
Hire on? What day?
nemo
> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> > news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
> >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> >>> <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >>> news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >>>> nemo wrote:
> >>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >>>>> news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Will any of us still be here then?
> >>>>
> >>>> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
> >>>
> >>> 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
> >>>
> >>> Dracula feathers!
> >>
> >> You have such dashing wit!
> >
> > Yer. It's just dashed out the door with a smoothing iron!
>
> Aye, Ron is smooth (or at least that's what I've been told).
>
(Cockenay Rhyming Slang.)
nemo
> ""dobey the elf" <dobe...@yahoo.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> >> > Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
> >> > news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
> >> >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> >> >>> <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> >>> news:1103033891.8...@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >> >>>> nemo wrote:
> >> >>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> >>>>> news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
> >> >>>>>
> >> >>>>> Will any of us still be here then?
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
> >> >>>
> >> >>> 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Dracula feathers!
> >> >>
> >> >> You have such dashing wit!
> >> >
> >> > Yer. It's just dashed out the door with a smoothing iron!
> >>
> >> Aye, Ron is smooth (or at least that's what I've been told).
> >
> > Hire on? What day?
>
> No way -- given that he's so smooth, I'd be worried that he might try to
pull
> an Enron on me!
>
Dobey the elf
Yes. They are all cooped up.
nemo
Dobey the elf <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1103166986.5...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
Randolf Richardson
> Dobey the elf <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1103166986.5...@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
>> nemo wrote:
>> > Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
>> > news:Xns95C095A...@24.64.223.211...
>> > > ""dobey the elf" <dobe...@yahoo.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>> > > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
>> > > >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>> > > >> > Randolf Richardson <r...@8x.ca> wrote in message
>> > > >> > news:Xns95BF645...@24.64.223.211...
>> > > >> >> ""nemo" <ne...@newtylust.nit>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
>> > > >> >>> <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> > > >> >>> c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> > > >> >>>> nemo wrote:
>> > > >> >>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
>> > > >> >>>>> message news:41BEA806...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > >> >>>>>
>> > > >> >>>>>> 12 years to 12/14/16.
>> > > >> >>>>>
>> > > >> >>>>> Will any of us still be here then?
>> > > >> >>>>
>> > > >> >>>> You think that a long time? Wait until 12/14/16/18 !!!
>> > > >> >>>
>> > > >> >>> 10 - 9 - 8 - 7 - 6 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 . . . :
>> > > >> >>>
>> > > >> >>> Dracula feathers!
>> > > >> >>
>> > > >> >> You have such dashing wit!
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> > Yer. It's just dashed out the door with a smoothing iron!
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Aye, Ron is smooth (or at least that's what I've been told).
>> > > >
>> > > > Hire on? What day?
>> > >
>> > > No way -- given that he's so smooth, I'd be worried that he
>> > > might try to pull an Enron on me!
>> >
>> > Enron? Ain't that where a chicken farmer with a speech defect
>> > keeps 'em.
>>
>> Yes. They are all cooped up.
>
> No pullet holes?
Dick Chickany was quoted as saying "no comment."
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Why feathers?
nemo
burger, replied, "No condiment!"
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
He put a TV between two buns?
dobey the elf
And ten a them there burgers please!
Cybe R. Wizard
You're aerial card, you know that?
Cybe R. Wizard
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