T-shirt humor

[Dawn Stier]

I saw this on a T-shirt, thaught it was great!

One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila
FLOOR
And This....

Some people do Richard Simmons,
Some people do Jane Fonda,
I do Sarah Lee

If you like the great outdoors, and sex.....Go take a F**king hike!

--
Dawn Stier | Humans and Aliens wrapped in two million
Dawn....@Imonics.COM | five hundred thousand tons of spinning
Cary, North Carolina | metal, all alone in the night. It can be
| a dangerous place. -- Babylon 5

[D. Venice]

I thought this one was funny:

Coed naked firefighting...

Get 'em hot,

Leave 'em wet.