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Tim Bruening

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Jun 26, 2004, 3:43:39 AM6/26/04
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nemo wrote:

> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> (The Good Life)

That's shocking!

Ærchie

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Jun 26, 2004, 4:53:01 AM6/26/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
in the wabe while reciting:

Watt?

Ærchie

Tim Bruening

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Jun 26, 2004, 8:33:57 AM6/26/04
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"Ærchie" wrote:

Do you have a banana in your corny ear?

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nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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It was shocking the first tim round, but not for a second tim!


Ærchie

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Jun 27, 2004, 4:50:26 AM6/27/04
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Sorry, I am not a pupil of Latin. Try Iris.


Ærchie

Ærchie

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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:

>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>unused words floating about:

>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?

I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed

Ærchie

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Ærchie

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Jun 27, 2004, 12:53:16 PM6/27/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:

>On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these


>unused words floating about:
>
>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>>the wabe while reciting:
>>
>>>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>>>unused words floating about:
>>>
>>>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
>>>>in the wabe while reciting:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>nemo wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
>>>>>> (The Good Life)
>>>>>
>>>>>That's shocking!
>>>>
>>>>Watt?
>>>>
>>>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
>>
>>I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
>>

>Then you need a short breaker.

I should stop making contact?

Ærchie

James King

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Jun 27, 2004, 3:41:03 PM6/27/04
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In article <uqutd0pkig2h0tfce...@4ax.com>,
Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote:

Where's the copper when you need 'em?

--
... and that's the James King Version!

Ærchie

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Jun 27, 2004, 8:41:50 PM6/27/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named James King didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:

>In article <uqutd0pkig2h0tfce...@4ax.com>,
> Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote:
>
>> Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>> the wabe while reciting:
>>
>> >On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>> >unused words floating about:
>> >
>> >>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>> >>the wabe while reciting:
>> >>
>> >>>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>> >>>unused words floating about:
>> >>>
>> >>>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
>> >>>>in the wabe while reciting:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>nemo wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
>> >>>>>> (The Good Life)
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>That's shocking!
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Watt?
>> >>>>
>> >>>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
>> >>
>> >>I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
>> >>
>> >Then you need a short breaker.
>>
>> I should stop making contact?
>>
>> Ærchie
>
>Where's the copper when you need 'em?

You think that has the potential to scare me?

Ærchie

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Ærchie

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Jun 28, 2004, 12:53:39 PM6/28/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:

>On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 08:41:50 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these


>unused words floating about:
>
>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named James King didst gyre and gimble in
>>the wabe while reciting:
>>
>>>In article <uqutd0pkig2h0tfce...@4ax.com>,
>>> Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>>>> the wabe while reciting:
>>>>
>>>> >On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>>>> >unused words floating about:
>>>> >
>>>> >>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>>>> >>the wabe while reciting:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>>>> >>>unused words floating about:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
>>>> >>>>in the wabe while reciting:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>nemo wrote:
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
>>>> >>>>>> (The Good Life)
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>That's shocking!
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>Watt?
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
>>>> >>
>>>> >Then you need a short breaker.
>>>>
>>>> I should stop making contact?
>>>>

>>>Where's the copper when you need 'em?
>>
>>You think that has the potential to scare me?
>>

>Naw ... just Flic your Bic at 'em ... d'Amperes !

In my own ohm?

Ærchie

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Ærchie

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Jun 28, 2004, 8:16:44 PM6/28/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
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>On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 00:53:39 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these

>Mais certainment! One should never "Flic their Bic" in polite French
>Socitey.

Tres bien. I shall only "Flic" in volts, mon frere.

Ærchie

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Ærchie

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Jun 30, 2004, 2:05:48 AM6/30/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
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>On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 08:16:44 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these

>I know of a loverly young coil, if you have the capacitance, inductor.

If she is the one I am thinking of, Cath owed me a lot. An' owed for a
battery charge as well.

Ærchie

Bob Crowley

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Jun 30, 2004, 6:52:21 AM6/30/04
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Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote in message news:<jtl4e09kp0f9hkm4a...@4ax.com>...
Ærchie arched between the electrodes, yet could not resist tripping
over a meter of magnetic dipole.

Ærchie

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Jun 30, 2004, 8:46:07 AM6/30/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Bob Crowley didst gyre and gimble in
the wabe while reciting:

A meter of magnet dipole
Needs big caths and ans in a hole
That's filled with liquid
Electron hybrid
That owed arcing rights to a mole.

Ærchie - charged up

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Ærchie

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Jun 30, 2004, 12:36:39 PM6/30/04
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Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
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>On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 20:46:07 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these

>You do seem to coulomb as you seeomb.

I resist being ground by a wheat stone.


Ærchie

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nemo

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Jul 1, 2004, 8:29:00 AM7/1/04
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J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 01 Jul 2004 00:36:39 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found
> You'll have to bridge the gap when you come to it, plate 'n simplex.
>
This thread is running and running! Amazing! Musyt be coz the original fruit
has become exteeeeeeeeemly over-ripe!


Tim Bruening

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Jul 9, 2004, 5:39:13 AM7/9/04
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nemo wrote:

> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> (The Good Life)

Currantcy: An ocean of electricity.

Tim Bruening

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Jul 9, 2004, 5:39:42 AM7/9/04
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mike wheeELer wrote:

> In article <e%ECb.50576$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:


> >
> >
> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message

> >news:2gnktv4uao0p5v585...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 09:34:03 +1300, "Apple Betty" <apple...@xtra.co.nz>


> >> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >

> >> >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >> >news:QepCb.43863$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> >>
> >> >> Apple Betty <apple...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
> >> >> news:Rq9Cb.26619$VV6.6...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:tCMBb.28150$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...


> >> >> > > Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> >> >> > > (The Good Life)
> >> >> > >

> >> >> > > Nemo
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > Whose raisin the dough?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Some guy's doin it for free. It's the yeast he can do!
> >> >>
> >> >I can barley believe that!
> >> >
> >> Rye not ???
> >>
> >Wheat and see!
> >
> But only the best wheat will do... You need the Cream of Wheat...

How rye and corny.

Tim Bruening

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Aug 6, 2004, 3:36:51 AM8/6/04
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"Ærchie" wrote:

Do you have a banana in your corny ear?

Tim Bruening

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Aug 6, 2004, 3:37:59 AM8/6/04
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nemo wrote:

Or a minute tim?

Tim Bruening

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Aug 6, 2004, 3:39:45 AM8/6/04
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Pierre Abbat wrote:

> Michael Balarama wrote:
>
> > Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine
> > husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He
> > went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in
> > the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole
> > squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had
> > pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so
> > his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.
> >
> > My husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained,
> > "Honey, dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not
> > been cleaned."
>
> Well, they'd better Hoppe to it!

How harey!

> Sometimes I rifle through the magazines at the library.

Tim Bruening

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Aug 6, 2004, 3:46:31 AM8/6/04
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"J. A. Mc." wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these


> unused words floating about:
>
> >Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
> >the wabe while reciting:
> >
> >>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
> >>unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
> >>>in the wabe while reciting:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>nemo wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> >>>>> (The Good Life)
> >>>>
> >>>>That's shocking!
> >>>
> >>>Watt?
> >>>
> >>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
> >
> >I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
> >

> Then you need a short breaker.

Breaker: A donkey dog.

Simba: A fake sheep.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

> Big Game Hunter: Somebody trying to purchase a 10ft square Playstation.

Big Game Hunter: An 8 foot tall man with a gun.

nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Iris I could say I haven't.


nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Or a my crow second, tim.

A second tim?? Arghghghghghgh!!!


nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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And study the firearms' mechanisms: Triggernometry.

nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Lion's dick: Phallic Simbal!


nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Big Game Hunter: Somebody trying to purchase a 10ft square Playstation.
>
> Big Game Hunter: An 8 foot tall man with a gun.

90 foot game bird: Not very pheasant to meet on a dark night.


John Beaulieu

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Go away spammer. Your material stinks.

--
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John Neil Beaulieu - http://john.sytes.net/
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Tim Bruening

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Bucker: $1 dog.

Convertible: Bull that changes.

Convertable: Table that changes.

Currency: Ocean of money.

Euro: Not my row.

nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Bucker: $1 dog.

That's cheep. You sure it ain't a $1 bird?


>
> Convertible: Bull that changes.
>
> Convertable: Table that changes.
>
> Currency: Ocean of money.

Yes please!
>
> Euro: Not my row.


Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

Please what? Please take your wife? Please vote for John Kerry?
Please get me a pizza?

nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Please give me an ocean of money! You should have got it from the context.

Context: Letters written by prisoners.


Tim Bruening

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Today, my stepdad Ernie is 77.

nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Today, my stepdad Ernie is 77.

<sincere>
Quite an achievement. many happy returns and congratulations to him!

<silly>
Is he going to wait until sunset and strip??


Tim Bruening

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Abbey Normal wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41C01C18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...

> > Today, my stepdad Ernie is 77.
>

> Do you mean that in earnest?

Yes.

Tim Bruening

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nemo wrote:

Why would he strip?

Tim Bruening

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dobey the elf wrote:

> Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > ""dobey the elf" <dobe...@yahoo.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > >> ""Abbey Normal" <abb...@dontspamme.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:


> > >>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >>> news:41C01C18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>>

> > >>>> Today, my stepdad Ernie is 77.
> > >>>

> > >>> Do you mean that in earnest?
> > >>

> > >> Not likely, his stepdad is probably re-tired -- getting to that
> > >> age is quite the climb, y'know.
> > >
> > > Yes, don't let him throw in the dowel!
> >
> > ...and keep in mind that it's not polite to stair.
>
> Is your step dad an early riser?

Yes.

Riser: Knight in the grain field.

dobey the elf

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That is corny. Are you going against the grain?

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nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Bart OSH! (Simpson Jr. sneezing.)

There was a famous TV series called 77 Sunset Strip with Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
He never played his Zimbal though. A girl called Dulcie Mer stole it! When
the police caught her, she got hammered.

(Have to eggs plain that now. Ewe watch!)


nemo

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dobey the elf <dobe...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Possible. There's even a grain that goes against the grain. Buckwheat.


Tim Bruening

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"Ærchie" wrote:

> Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
> in the wabe while reciting:
>
> >
> >

> >nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> >> (The Good Life)
> >
> >That's shocking!
>

nemo

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Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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No. A small, purple onion, as in "Eye! Eye! That shallot!"


Tim Bruening

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Bucker: $1 dog.

Convertible: Bull that changes.

Convertable: Table that changes.

Currency: Ocean of money.

Euro: Not my row.

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Nope - but in my wry tie I have bits of debris from my Vitreous Detachment
floating around behind it and the lens.

Vitreous Detachment: A particularly thick group of soldiers! Fred Car-nose
Army!


Tim Bruening

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