nemo wrote:
> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> (The Good Life)
That's shocking!
Watt?
Ærchie
"Ærchie" wrote:
Do you have a banana in your corny ear?
Sorry, I am not a pupil of Latin. Try Iris.
Ærchie
>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>unused words floating about:
>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
Ærchie
>On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>unused words floating about:
>
>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>>the wabe while reciting:
>>
>>>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>>>unused words floating about:
>>>
>>>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
>>>>in the wabe while reciting:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>nemo wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
>>>>>> (The Good Life)
>>>>>
>>>>>That's shocking!
>>>>
>>>>Watt?
>>>>
>>>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
>>
>>I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
>>
>Then you need a short breaker.
I should stop making contact?
Ærchie
Where's the copper when you need 'em?
--
... and that's the James King Version!
>In article <uqutd0pkig2h0tfce...@4ax.com>,
> Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote:
>
>> Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>> the wabe while reciting:
>>
>> >On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>> >unused words floating about:
>> >
>> >>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>> >>the wabe while reciting:
>> >>
>> >>>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>> >>>unused words floating about:
>> >>>
>> >>>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
>> >>>>in the wabe while reciting:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>nemo wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
>> >>>>>> (The Good Life)
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>That's shocking!
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Watt?
>> >>>>
>> >>>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
>> >>
>> >>I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
>> >>
>> >Then you need a short breaker.
>>
>> I should stop making contact?
>>
>> Ærchie
>
>Where's the copper when you need 'em?
You think that has the potential to scare me?
Ærchie
>On Mon, 28 Jun 2004 08:41:50 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>unused words floating about:
>
>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named James King didst gyre and gimble in
>>the wabe while reciting:
>>
>>>In article <uqutd0pkig2h0tfce...@4ax.com>,
>>> Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>>>> the wabe while reciting:
>>>>
>>>> >On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>>>> >unused words floating about:
>>>> >
>>>> >>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
>>>> >>the wabe while reciting:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>>>> >>>unused words floating about:
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
>>>> >>>>in the wabe while reciting:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>nemo wrote:
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
>>>> >>>>>> (The Good Life)
>>>> >>>>>
>>>> >>>>>That's shocking!
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>Watt?
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
>>>> >>
>>>> >Then you need a short breaker.
>>>>
>>>> I should stop making contact?
>>>>
>>>Where's the copper when you need 'em?
>>
>>You think that has the potential to scare me?
>>
>Naw ... just Flic your Bic at 'em ... d'Amperes !
In my own ohm?
Ærchie
>On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 00:53:39 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>Mais certainment! One should never "Flic their Bic" in polite French
>Socitey.
Tres bien. I shall only "Flic" in volts, mon frere.
Ærchie
>On Tue, 29 Jun 2004 08:16:44 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>I know of a loverly young coil, if you have the capacitance, inductor.
If she is the one I am thinking of, Cath owed me a lot. An' owed for a
battery charge as well.
Ærchie
A meter of magnet dipole
Needs big caths and ans in a hole
That's filled with liquid
Electron hybrid
That owed arcing rights to a mole.
Ærchie - charged up
>On Wed, 30 Jun 2004 20:46:07 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
>You do seem to coulomb as you seeomb.
I resist being ground by a wheat stone.
Ærchie
nemo wrote:
> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> (The Good Life)
Currantcy: An ocean of electricity.
mike wheeELer wrote:
> In article <e%ECb.50576$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>,
> ne...@naughtylass2.wet, nemo was looking at the world oddly when:
> >
> >
> >J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >news:2gnktv4uao0p5v585...@4ax.com...
> >> On Sat, 13 Dec 2003 09:34:03 +1300, "Apple Betty" <apple...@xtra.co.nz>
> >> found these unused words floating about:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >> >news:QepCb.43863$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> >>
> >> >> Apple Betty <apple...@xtra.co.nz> wrote in message
> >> >> news:Rq9Cb.26619$VV6.6...@news.xtra.co.nz...
> >> >> >
> >> >> > "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
> >> >> > news:tCMBb.28150$Y72....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk...
> >> >> > > Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> >> >> > > (The Good Life)
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > Nemo
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > Whose raisin the dough?
> >> >> >
> >> >> Some guy's doin it for free. It's the yeast he can do!
> >> >>
> >> >I can barley believe that!
> >> >
> >> Rye not ???
> >>
> >Wheat and see!
> >
> But only the best wheat will do... You need the Cream of Wheat...
How rye and corny.
"Ærchie" wrote:
Do you have a banana in your corny ear?
nemo wrote:
Or a minute tim?
Pierre Abbat wrote:
> Michael Balarama wrote:
>
> > Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, my Marine
> > husband called home to tell me he would be late - again. He
> > went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in
> > the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole
> > squad. I launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had
> > pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so
> > his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial.
> >
> > My husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained,
> > "Honey, dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not
> > been cleaned."
>
> Well, they'd better Hoppe to it!
How harey!
> Sometimes I rifle through the magazines at the library.
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Sun, 27 Jun 2004 16:51:54 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
> unused words floating about:
>
> >Twas brillig and a slithy tove named J. A. Mc. didst gyre and gimble in
> >the wabe while reciting:
> >
> >>On Sat, 26 Jun 2004 16:53:01 +0800, Ærchie <ha...@it.allthetime> found these
> >>unused words floating about:
> >>
> >>>Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
> >>>in the wabe while reciting:
> >>>
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>nemo wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> >>>>> (The Good Life)
> >>>>
> >>>>That's shocking!
> >>>
> >>>Watt?
> >>>
> >>It's a long winding explanation. Wire you interested?
> >
> >I was just inducted into it and my life was transformed
> >
> Then you need a short breaker.
Breaker: A donkey dog.
Simba: A fake sheep.
nemo wrote:
> Big Game Hunter: Somebody trying to purchase a 10ft square Playstation.
Big Game Hunter: An 8 foot tall man with a gun.
Iris I could say I haven't.
A second tim?? Arghghghghghgh!!!
And study the firearms' mechanisms: Triggernometry.
90 foot game bird: Not very pheasant to meet on a dark night.
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:41133557...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Convertible: Bull that changes.
Convertable: Table that changes.
Currency: Ocean of money.
Euro: Not my row.
That's cheep. You sure it ain't a $1 bird?
>
> Convertible: Bull that changes.
>
> Convertable: Table that changes.
>
> Currency: Ocean of money.
Yes please!
>
> Euro: Not my row.
nemo wrote:
Please what? Please take your wife? Please vote for John Kerry?
Please get me a pizza?
Context: Letters written by prisoners.
<sincere>
Quite an achievement. many happy returns and congratulations to him!
<silly>
Is he going to wait until sunset and strip??
Abbey Normal wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:41C01C18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Today, my stepdad Ernie is 77.
>
> Do you mean that in earnest?
Yes.
nemo wrote:
Why would he strip?
dobey the elf wrote:
> Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > ""dobey the elf" <dobe...@yahoo.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > > Randolf Richardson wrote:
> > >> ""Abbey Normal" <abb...@dontspamme.com>" wrote in alt.humor.puns:
> > >>> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > >>> news:41C01C18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >>>
> > >>>> Today, my stepdad Ernie is 77.
> > >>>
> > >>> Do you mean that in earnest?
> > >>
> > >> Not likely, his stepdad is probably re-tired -- getting to that
> > >> age is quite the climb, y'know.
> > >
> > > Yes, don't let him throw in the dowel!
> >
> > ...and keep in mind that it's not polite to stair.
>
> Is your step dad an early riser?
Yes.
Riser: Knight in the grain field.
There was a famous TV series called 77 Sunset Strip with Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
He never played his Zimbal though. A girl called Dulcie Mer stole it! When
the police caught her, she got hammered.
(Have to eggs plain that now. Ewe watch!)
Possible. There's even a grain that goes against the grain. Buckwheat.
"Ærchie" wrote:
> Twas brillig and a slithy tove named Tim Bruening didst gyre and gimble
> in the wabe while reciting:
>
> >
> >
> >nemo wrote:
> >
> >> Soft fruit grown for quick profit: Convertible Currant-cy.
> >> (The Good Life)
> >
> >That's shocking!
>
No. A small, purple onion, as in "Eye! Eye! That shallot!"
Convertible: Bull that changes.
Convertable: Table that changes.
Currency: Ocean of money.
Euro: Not my row.
Nope - but in my wry tie I have bits of debris from my Vitreous Detachment
floating around behind it and the lens.
Vitreous Detachment: A particularly thick group of soldiers! Fred Car-nose
Army!