4 November Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Crusty: Tea from the Earth's surface.

Cubit: Computer programs in line.

Curtsy: Canine ocean.

Cutest: Waiting in line to take an exam.

Debase: Where demon troops are housed.

[Tim Bruening]

Opine: Fat tree.

Opine: Tree that offer comments on political issues.

Posy: Ocean of tall cylindrical objects.

Rusty: Iron oxide tea.

Rejuvenator: Arnold Schwarzenegger energizing people.

[Tim Bruening]

Weepy: We go to the bathroom.

Windy: Demon that farts.

Zombie: Undead apine.

[Tim Bruening]

Sassy: Ocean that speaks up.

Saudi: Middle East demon with lots of oil.

Scabby: Apine strike breaker.

Shanty: Tea in a slum.

Tipsy: Alcoholic ocean.

Tipsy: Ocean of money for waiters.

[Tim Bruening]

Dougal wrote:

> On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:33:24 GMT, peachy ashie passion
> <res1...@invalid.net> wrote:
>
> >>>>>I wonder if there is anything people haven't made a porn
> >>>>>movie out of.
> >>>>
> >>>>"Schindler's Other List"
> >>>
> >>>What is his other list?
> >>>
> >>>
> >>
> >> It's a short one-
> >> "Terri Schiavo"
> >>
> >>
> >
> > You have scary taste in porn.
>
> Doug has a feeding tube fetish.

Feeding: Price of a bell.

[Tim Bruening]

nemo wrote:

> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:42450550...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42426AC9...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Larry Krzewinski wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > On Mon, 26 Apr 2004 11:48:32 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>> Really, Laviana weighs 115 pounds, or 52.16 kg.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>> Not fair. I never weighed so little.
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> You were never a child?
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> That was so long ago I forgot.
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> Barely twice mine.
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> Let's talk again when you are my age.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> It would be difficult for either of us to be quiet
> > > > > >>>>> until then.
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> One can still hope.
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> I could go off on a silly tangent here, but nah.
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> How would that be any different that what you normally do?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >This one would be controlled.
> > > > >
> > > > > Who gets to hold your remote control?
> > > >
> > > > Remote: To dig another circle around a castle and fill it with water.
> > >
> > > Again already?
> > >
> > > This was number one too!
> >
> > Your number 1 favorite pun?
> >
> Not when posted in bulk. Do we get a discount?

Bulking: King of the male bovines.

Discount: To insult Dracula.

DQU: A university for Native American demons.