Ants
Tim Bruening
Defendants: Ants on trial.
Fire Ants: Ants who fight fires.
Important: High ranking ant.
Resistants: Ants that block progress.
Robert Underhill
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote:
Rants: are ants.
Tim Bruening
Robert Underhill wrote:
Coolants: Ants in the "in" crowd
Repentant: Remorsefull ant.
Antlers: Horny ants.
Tim Bruening
Montgomery, Alabama weren't allowed to read to children books that
showed black and white rabbits playing together! The South also had
segregated windows, hospitals, and cemeteries.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Repellant: Ugly ones.
Combatant: Soldier ants.
nemo
In the borough of Islington, North London, during a debate on Political
Correctness, a Councillor complained about the nursery rhyme, "Baa Baa Black
Sheep," insisting it should be changed to "Green Sheep."
Actually, he was joking - taking the Mickey, butt the Tory press got hold of
it, took it seriously and blew it up out of all proportion and cliché!
So if you see an inflated green sheep floating over London instead of the
Goodyear Blimp - you'll know what it is!
The unknowable
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Mutants: Ants with nothing to contribute.
Ignorant: Stupid Ants best avoided.
Covenant: Ant belonging to a cult, in the manner of Witches, KKK etc.
Usually also Ignorant and Mutant.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Expectant: Pregant ant.
Tim Bruening
The unknowable wrote:
Defiant: Rebel ant.
Giants: Big ants.
nemo
Adamant: Famous weird pop singer ant who was very firm in his beliefs.
Adjutant: Ant who was a member of a Germanic people who conquered England
and merged with the Angles and Saxons to become Anglo-Saxons.
nemo
extremists whose violent activities began in 1992, and were aimed at
overthrowing the secular Algerian regime and replacing it with an Islamic
state! The swines! And be-khozzer that sort of thing we still got all this
trouble nowadays!
Antirrhinum: The condition of having no feeling at all in the nose due to
numerous ant bites.
Cormorant: A large voracious dark-colored long-necked ant with a
distensible pouch for holding fish.
Couchant: An Heraldic ant who spends all its time on the sofa watching TV
while lying down with its head raised, which distinguishes the posture of
couchant from that of dormant, or sleeping, as said of a lion or other
beast.
Currant: Cross between an ant and a dog.
Concurrant: Cross between an ant and a dog with a big nose!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Giants 2: An ant who is a member of a terrorist organisation of Islamic
> extremists whose violent activities began in 1992, and were aimed at
> overthrowing the secular Algerian regime and replacing it with an Islamic
> state! The swines! And be-khozzer that sort of thing we still got all this
> trouble nowadays!
A terrorist group called "Gi"?
> Cormorant: A large voracious dark-colored long-necked ant with a
> distensible pouch for holding fish.
I saw cormorants in Florida last May.
> Currant: Cross between an ant and a dog.
Currant: Ant that delivers an electrical shock like an electric eel.
> Concurrant: Cross between an ant and a dog with a big nose!
Concurrant: Opposed to dog ants and electrical ants.
nemo
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Giants 2: An ant who is a member of a terrorist organisation of Islamic
> > extremists whose violent activities began in 1992, and were aimed at
> > overthrowing the secular Algerian regime and replacing it with an
Islamic
> > state! The swines! And be-khozzer that sort of thing we still got all
this
> > trouble nowadays!
>
> A terrorist group called "Gi"?
>
> > Cormorant: A large voracious dark-colored long-necked ant with a
> > distensible pouch for holding fish.
>
> I saw cormorants in Florida last May.
A medal you want, maybe?
>
> > Currant: Cross between an ant and a dog.
>
> Currant: Ant that delivers an electrical shock like an electric eel.
>
> > Concurrant: Cross between an ant and a dog with a big nose!
>
> Concurrant: Opposed to dog ants and electrical ants.
>
Desiccant: Ant called Desmond who's all shrivelled up.
Descant: Young ant learning the Recorder - earplugs not supplied. (^!^)
Gallant: Brave female ant.
Fondant: Ant who's in love.
Elephant: Great big grey ant.
Palema
nemo
Palema <pale...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
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In the same place as the robot police occifer made of brightly coloured
plasic bricks who says "leggoadaelady" to stop muggings!
Tim Bruening
Defendants: Ants on trial.
Fire Ants: Ants who fight fires.
Important: High ranking ant.
Resistant: Ant that blocks progress.
Coolants: Ants in the "in" crowd
Repentant: Remorseful ant.
Antlers: Horny ants.
Reluctant: An ant that is hard to persuade.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Subcommittee: Congressional committee that's in over its head in red ink
and sinking fast.
Subrosa: Underwater flowers.
Subtract: Underwater math.
Subvert: Green Submarine.
Tim Bruening
Defendants: Ants on trial.
Fire Ants: Ants who fight fires.
Important: High ranking ant.
Resistance: Ants that block progress.
Coolants: Ants in the "in" crowd
Repentant: Remorseful ant.
Antlers: Horny ants.
Jubilance: Joyful ants.
Tim Bruening
Expectant: Pregnant ant.
Tim Bruening
Giants: Big ants.
Currant: Cross between an ant and a dog.
Currant: Ant that delivers an electrical shock like an electric eel.
Concurrant: Opposed to dog ants and electrical ants.
Tim Bruening
Behind: Deer-Bee crossbreed.
Abby: Religious bee that writes advice columns.
Abbot: The arse of the religious bee that writes advice columns.
Abbot: Religious robot that writes advice columns.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Maureen Salamander is a newtritionist.
Tim Bruening
2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds.
1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche.
The speed of a reptile breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle.
8 catfish: Octo-puss.
Feline file system: Cat-a-log.
10 millipedes: 1 centipede.
Tim Bruening
Alpine bullrush: Bee Tule.
Alpine: Gore up a tree.
Well endowed insect: Dong Beetle.
Cowardly parasite: Flee.
Bug that buries birds: Cuckoo's pit insect. (Input receptacle on a
machine for processing Anura Ranidae, - Frog Hopper.)
Porcupine: Cross between a pig and a tree.
Fish Tank: Replaces the sea horse as an instrument of aquatic warfare.
Insects: Part of an orgy.
Tim Bruening
Sea lion. See lion run.
Save Hugh Manatee and his wife Sally Womatee.
Tim Bruening
smaller than an elephant.
Hypotenuse: A similar mammal that takes all angles.
Tim Bruening
Pine Sol: A singing tree.
Pine Sol: A sad star.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Bangkok: To have sex with a rooster.
Bombay: What planes drop bombs from.
Tim Bruening
Conduct: Electrical waterfowl.
Conduct: Against ducks or pipes.
Deduct: 4th waterfowl in the alphabet.
Reduct: To quack again.
Dead Duck: A politician biding his time until the trial starts (from the
Sunday Feb. 8 B.C.).
Tim Bruening
of shedding one's skin.
Propose: In favor of standing up straight.
Tim Bruening
Subside: Suicide by submarine.
Tim Bruening
Mytosis: A splitting woman.
Metamorphisis: A shape shifting woman.
Tim Bruening
Autism: The set of every tism.
DAMP syndrome: Sufferers sweat a lot.
Enormity: Tea that makes you large.
Latin: A cup from the Roman Empire.
Tactile: A floor with lots of sharp points.
Temple Grandin: A place to worship loud noises.
Penguin: A happy writing instrument.
Pity: Tea that makes you emphasize with the unfortunate.
Vulcan: A logical can.
Tim Bruening
Complain: Midwestern computer.
Complane: Computerized aircraft.
Explain: Plain that has been terraformed into mountains.
Explane: A converted aircraft.
Tim Bruening
Definitions
Date:
Sat, 16 Nov 2002 12:32:17 -0800
From:
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
Newsgroups:
bit.listserv.autism
References:
1
Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
Infantry: A newly planted sapling
Treason: A male sapling.
Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat.
Idolatry: To worship a forest.
Forest: In favor of holidays from work.
Telemetry: "An Ash, an Oak, a Pine, a Birch, an Elder ... ", said the
teacher woodenly.
Bruce Loving
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Happy 1st day of Lent. Has anyone Lent you any money?
Happy 2nd day of Lent.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Happy 1st day of Lent. Has anyone Lent you any money?
>
This one's Lent . . . .
nemo
>
>
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > Happy 1st day of Lent. Has anyone Lent you any money?
>
> Happy 2nd day of Lent.
>
And if this one hadn't been posted - we'd be Re: Lentless!
nemo
> Can anyone chute me some skydiving puns, before I hit the ground?
I'll do you a ground nut one ifyer like:
A Native American (you know - the people your ancestors genocided!) went to
the dentist.
The dentist took one look in his mouth and said, "Hmmm. You've been biting
too much dust lately!"
nemo
and a parachutist crashed through the roof, landed on him him and killed him
stone dead.
There you are. A die skiving pun!
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" says to the farmer:
Hmmm, Nemo speak with forked tongue.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" says to the farmer:
>
A skydiver was killed near us recently. As investigators pieced it
together, when he pulled the ripcord, instead of opening there was just
a blaring sound. Turned out the outfitter at the airport mistakenly
gave him a paratoot!
Milt
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
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nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
parakeets!
And if they'd have been even smaller, he'd have found himself Budgie
Jumping!
David Simpson
furiously:
Nah! That's too dangerous. You can't hold enough of them far enough
apart to be able to use their wings. They crash into each other and
you crash into the ground.
--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
nemo
David Simpson <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
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disastrous!
Hmmmm. Crash to the ground. A bit like a car being red in colour - unless
cars follow politics in what other respect could a car be red? Always makes
me laugh when I hear a cop say that. Anything a cop says makes me laugh -
except "You're under arrest!"
I usually reply: "Oh no I ain't! I only get under arrest when it's time for
bed!"
nemo
> Promote: In favor of filling a circular trench with water, or in favor
> of shedding one's skin.
>
> Propose: In favor of standing up straight.
. . or the provocative stance of a Ho at Kinks' Cross.
nemo
> Ashcroft: Top of an ash tree.
>
> Subside: Suicide by submarine.
Narr. It's where the ballasted ballast tanks are situated.
And if croft = top, what does that make an undercroft? Subtopical?
nemo
. . . or a cap tin as in: "That's illugical, cap tin. See! I am raising my
right eyebrow to show my profound aystonishment!"
(FX: Drum roll . . )
See him! See him! See him raise the amazing eyebow!!!
(ISIRTA Start Wreck send-up.)
nemo
Counterpain: RSI suffered by a cashier.
http://www.onelook.com/?w=RSI+&ls=a
nemo
> Subject:
> Definitions
> Date:
> Sat, 16 Nov 2002 12:32:17 -0800
> From:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us>
> Newsgroups:
> bit.listserv.autism
> References:
> 1
>
>
>
>
> Stalemate: Why people commit adultery.
. . . or a friend who never bathes.
>
> Adultery: An acorn, all grown up.
. . . . or soldiers older than those in the infantry.
>
> Infantry: A newly planted sapling
>
> Treason: A male sapling.
. . . . or the state of a piece of land with a forest on it.
>
> Sophistry: A tree with a built in seat.
. . . or hitting somebody gently.
nemo
> Backing: The king behind.
>
> Behind: Deer-Bee crossbreed.
>
> Abby: Religious bee that writes advice columns.
>
> Abbot: The arse of the religious bee that writes advice columns.
>
> Abbot: Religious robot that writes advice columns.
Archbishop: Priest called Norman who holds up the wall above a church
doorway.
nemo
> Wife of Newt: Sally Mander.
>
> Maureen Salamander is a newtritionist.
And I call my lizard Tiny because he's my newt!
I also call my dog Fungus because he's my Sealyham!
nemo
> Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower.
>
> 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds.
LOL!
>
> 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche.
>
> The speed of a reptile breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle.
>
> 8 catfish: Octo-puss.
>
> Feline file system: Cat-a-log.
>
> 10 millipedes: 1 centipede.
nemo
Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower.
>
> 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds.
>
>
> The speed of a reptile breaking the sound barrier: Mach Turtle.
>
> 8 catfish: Octo-puss.
>
> Feline file system: Cat-a-log.
>
> 10 millipedes: 1 centipede.
With centipedes having their legs in rows down each side, I often wonder why
so many idiots think it's posh to say "Centerpede"
They're the same daft idiots who think that coz you pass information down a
phone it's a Tellerphone. It's from the Greek Tele for far off, you dumb
nazi bastards!!
(Must stop watching so much Jackie Mason!)
nemo
> Dolphin: What a doll fish needs to swim in the doll sea.
>
> Sea lion. See lion run.
>
> Save Hugh Manatee and his wife Sally Womatee.
And what's that park in Californicate named after someone shouting a
greeting to half a cup of tea??
Yo! Semi-tea!
Californicate: Device for measuring sexual activity.
nemo
> Hypocrite: A large mammal that often swims in the water, but much
> smaller than an elephant.
>
> Hypotenuse: A similar mammal that takes all angles.
or very much over-stated damned silly current events: Hype Potty
News.
nemo
> Pine Sol: A sad king.
>
> Pine Sol: A singing tree.
>
> Pine Sol: A sad star.
Aah Sol! A sunny bum hole!
nemo
> Baghdad: Male parent of a shopping container.
Or somebody's father who a short-sighted guy with a shotgun mistook for a
very big pheasant.
nemo
> Bangkok: Noisy, violent, and/or painful sex.
>
> Bangkok: To have sex with a rooster.
>
> Bombay: What planes drop bombs from.
Bombay Mix: Crunchy curry-flavoured Irishmen who hide in same.
nemo
> Abduct: To kidnap a Muslim waterfowl.
Koranation: The Queeeen converting to Islam.
(Noah Fence.)
>
> Conduct: Electrical waterfowl.
>
> Conduct: Against ducks or pipes.
>
> Deduct: 4th waterfowl in the alphabet.
>
> Reduct: To quack again.
>
> Dead Duck: A politician biding his time until the trial starts (from the
> Sunday Feb. 8 B.C.).
Confusion: Very high temperature imprisoned criminule called Monty Negro
contained within a torroidal magnetic field which never worked! Harwell!
Never mined.
http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/on-line/fusion/famous.asp
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" says to the guy:
>
>> >A Native American (you know - the people your ancestors genocided!)
>> >went to the dentist.
>> >
>> >The dentist took one look in his mouth and said, "Hmmm. You've been
>> >biting too much dust lately!"
>>
>> Hmmm, Nemo speak with forked tongue.
>>
>You pllpfllouldn't mock thpfe aphpphlicted!
That's the first sensible thing you've said so far! Though
'dis comes Bob, elated.
Milt
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "nemo" says to the guy:
>>
>> A skydiver was killed near us recently. As investigators pieced it
>> together, when he pulled the ripcord, instead of opening there was just
>> a blaring sound. Turned out the outfitter at the airport mistakenly
>> gave him a paratoot!
>>
>If birds had flown out instead of the can o' pee, they'd have been
>parakeets!
Yeah. And he coulda got shot if someone mistook them for paraskeets!
Milt
nemo
> Accountants: Ant money managers.
>
> Defendants: Ants on trial.
>
> Fire Ants: Ants who fight fires.
>
> Important: High ranking ant.
>
> Resistance: Ants that block progress.
>
> Coolants: Ants in the "in" crowd
>
> Repentant: Remorseful ant.
>
> Antlers: Horny ants.
>
> Jubilance: Joyful ants.
>
or a happy Jouster's primary weapon.
nemo
> Decadence: Ants in decay.
>
> Expectant: Pregnant ant.
>
Expectorant: Coughing ant.
nemo
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
Omnes: Yeah. Hern, Hern!
For an eggs plain nation ask on news:alt.fan.goons
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:403C6C23...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Happy 1st day of Lent. Has anyone Lent you any money?
> >
>
> This one's Lent . . . .
Happy 4th day of Lent.
Greg Evans
>> And if they'd have been even smaller, he'd have found himself Budgie
>> Jumping!
>>
> Nah! That's too dangerous. You can't hold enough of them far enough
> apart to be able to use their wings. They crash into each other and
> you crash into the ground.
He could be carried by an *African* budgie...
Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
So then "Greg Evans" says to the guy:
I see no reason for profanity!
Milt
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Bishop: Where you go to buy a bis.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Stud sensor: Used by women to find good men.
nemo
nemo
> Happy 5th day of Lent
May I borrow it for a while?
MosZibby
Cut him a bit of slack....he's been visiting ATJ.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening wrote:
> Tim Bruening wrote:
>
> > Happy 1st day of Lent. Has anyone Lent you any money?
>
> Happy 2nd day of Lent.
Happy 7th day of Lent.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Yes, as long as you pay me back with interest (say 18%, like a credit
card).
nemo
scanning though.
Malcolm Hoar
>
>Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>news:40445199...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>>
>>
>> nemo wrote:
>>
>> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
>> > news:4041E944...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>> > > Happy 5th day of Lent
>> >
>> > May I borrow it for a while?
>>
>> Yes, as long as you pay me back with interest (say 18%, like a credit
>> card).
>>
>I don't like a credit card. I got a debit card. Debit I bit off stopped it
>scanning though.
Sadly, your bank has yet another indentured servant.
Does the magnetic strip have any bytes left?
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| Malcolm Hoar "The more I practice, the luckier I get". |
| ma...@malch.com Gary Player. |
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nemo
Malcolm Hoar <ma...@malch.com> wrote in message
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> >
> >Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >news:40445199...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >>
> >>
> >> nemo wrote:
> >>
> >> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> >> > news:4041E944...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >> > > Happy 5th day of Lent
> >> >
> >> > May I borrow it for a while?
> >>
> >> Yes, as long as you pay me back with interest (say 18%, like a credit
> >> card).
> >>
> >I don't like a credit card. I got a debit card. Debit I bit off stopped
it
> >scanning though.
>
>
> Does the magnetic strip have any bytes left?
>
That's all they'd let Dubya have too!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Happy 2 cubed day of Lent.
They get worse!!!
Please re-Lent!
Tim Bruening
"Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
> So then "nemo" says to the farmer:
> >
> >A worker at Ford UK on the night shift went to sleep on the production
> >line and a parachutist crashed through the roof, landed on him him
> >and killed him stone dead.
> >
> >There you are. A die skiving pun!
>
> A skydiver was killed near us recently. As investigators pieced it
> together, when he pulled the ripcord, instead of opening there was just
> a blaring sound. Turned out the outfitter at the airport mistakenly
> gave him a paratoot!
What a mournfull tune!
Blaring: Very loud ring.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
The unknowable
nemo
> Adjacent: Penny next door.
>
. . . . or the smell of any of various often crested birds of the genera
Garrulus, Cyanocitta or Aphelocoma. So there!
nemo
>
>
> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" wrote:
>
> > So then "nemo" says to the farmer:
He was only a former farmer. He grew bobbins for winding coils on.
Clive
<tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> writes
>Blaring: Very loud ring.
Blaring: Trying to talk to government.
--
Clive
nemo
J. A. Mc. <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
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> On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 17:04:29 +0000, Clive <cl...@yewbank.demon.co.uk> found
> these unused words floating about:
>
B'Liar ring: In the middle of our Prime Monister's cork-arse! It's what he
talks out of when he's not utilising the top of his head!