Re: Stats rec.humor (last 7 days)
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>>>>> That's why I loooove porcupines.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>You "loooove" lots of little pricks?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I guess that finally explains why she likes Keith. <g>
>>>>>
>>>>>Yeah, she... wait a minute... was that a shot?
>>>>
>>>>Of course not. Telling the truth about someone should never be
>>>>considered an insult, Keith.
>>>
>>>Okay, as long as it isn't an insult.
>>
>>Now if I said something like, "Go screw yourself", that would be
>>considered, by most people, to be an insult. Most atj'ers would
>>consider it an invitation to a one person orgy.
>
>I'm selling DVDs.
On gay porn websites?
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>Now if I said something like, "Go screw yourself", that would be
>>>considered, by most people, to be an insult. Most atj'ers would
>>>consider it an invitation to a one person orgy.
>>I'm selling DVDs.
>
>On gay porn websites?
Oh puhleeeez . . . taste police would have a FIT
Larry Krzewinski
You have a point. Actually two of them if we're striving for accuracy
here.
Larry Krzewinski
>I didn't know they existed!
If you go to Google and type in "Keith's one person orgy" the first
page of results is all gay porn websites. Your DVD is even this
month's special on the BrucietheButtPirate.com.
Ross Conlee
Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:07:56 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:14:51 GMT
Stats End.................: Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:22:09 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 227
Total No. of Characters...: 435231
Total Volume..............: 425
Messages Per Day..........: 32.4
Characters Per Day........: 62175.9
Average Daily Volume......: 60 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 33
Messages with Sigs........: 14.54%
Original Content Rating...: 39.10%
Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 69 9.9 30.4%
2. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 54 7.7 23.8%
3. Keith E ..........................................: 29 4.1 12.8%
4. maelmill..........................................: 20 2.9 8.8%
5. Bill Colmers......................................: 9 1.3 4.0%
6. "The Daring Dufas"................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
7. _doug.............................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
8. Theo..............................................: 4 0.6 1.8%
9. Rev. 11d Meow!....................................: 2 0.3 0.9%
10. **Rowland Croucher**..............................: 2 0.3 0.9%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Using Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
=======================================================================
1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 115 16.6 27.3%
2. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 93 13.3 22.0%
3. Keith E ..........................................: 69 9.9 16.3%
4. maelmill..........................................: 33 4.7 7.8%
5. Bill Colmers......................................: 15 2.2 3.6%
6. _doug.............................................: 8 1.2 1.9%
7. Theo..............................................: 6 1.0 1.6%
8. "The Daring Dufas"................................: 6 1.0 1.6%
9. Omar Gonzalez.....................................: 6 0.9 1.5%
10. Git_rdunn.........................................: 5 0.8 1.3%
Top 10 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
=============================================================
1. The greatest men ever.............................: 131 18.7 57.7%
2. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 50 7.1 22.0%
3. (hURL) OMFG! An Album No Home Should Be Without!..: 20 2.9 8.8%
4. Demand Obama to release his college records TODAY!: 3 0.4 1.3%
5. GOOGLE new satellite sends surprising image.......: 2 0.3 0.9%
6. (hURL) OMFG! An Album No Home Should Be Without!.: 1 0.1 0.4%
7. Barney Shoulda Never Left Bedrock (FUNNY Photo)...: 1 0.1 0.4%
8. Farting is very dangerous, hahaha.................: 1 0.1 0.4%
9. Funny Falls.......................................: 1 0.1 0.4%
10. Girl with a problem!..............................: 1 0.1 0.4%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Consuming Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. The greatest men ever.............................: 240 34.3 56.5%
2. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 92 13.2 21.7%
3. (hURL) OMFG! An Album No Home Should Be Without!..: 44 6.4 10.5%
4. Demand Obama to release his college records TODAY!: 5 0.8 1.3%
5. Yes Sarah - OBAMA _IS_ a COMMIE / TERRORIST / MUSL: 5 0.8 1.3%
6. GOOGLE new satellite sends surprising image.......: 3 0.5 0.8%
7. OJ Simpson guilty on all charges in robbery of his: 3 0.5 0.8%
8. Three Kicks.......................................: 2 0.4 0.7%
9. Girl with a problem!..............................: 2 0.3 0.5%
10. Pauls_funnies : The Coolest Jokes...Send an email : 2 0.3 0.5%
Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
==========================================================================
1. Bill Colmers..............................................: 57.9%
2. Keith E ..................................................: 31.9%
3. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 30.2%
4. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 24.9%
5. maelmill..................................................: 14.6%
Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 174
2. alt.slack....................................................: 21
3. alt.2600.....................................................: 20
4. alt.tasteless................................................: 7
5. talk.politics.misc...........................................: 7
6. alt.fan.cecil-adams..........................................: 6
7. alt.fan.rush-limbaugh........................................: 4
8. alt.politics.democrat........................................: 4
9. alt.politics.republican......................................: 4
10. alt....edy.standup...........................................: 3
==========================
End of stats for rec.humor
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Larry Krzewinski
>Just before the big shootout in front of the Tiny Town Saloon, we all
>heard Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> say:
>
>>>>>>Now if I said something like, "Go screw yourself", that would be
>>>>>>considered, by most people, to be an insult. Most atj'ers would
>>>>>>consider it an invitation to a one person orgy.
>>>>>
>>>>>I'm selling DVDs.
>>>>
>>>>On gay porn websites?
>>>
>>>I didn't know they existed!
>>
>>If you go to Google and type in "Keith's one person orgy" the first
>>page of results is all gay porn websites. Your DVD is even this
>>month's special on the BrucietheButtPirate.com.
>
>Well, (figuratively) fuck me! Ya learn something new every day!
I've always said that Usenet is educational. Figuratively, that is.
SummersFrenzy
> Keith E. wrote:
>
>>Well, (figuratively) fuck me! Ya learn something new every day!
>
>I've always said that Usenet is educational. Figuratively, that is.
Go figure
Larry Krzewinski
And that's exactly why you post to Usenet.
SummersFrenzy
>>> Keith E. wrote:
>
>>>>Well, (figuratively) fuck me! Ya learn something new every day!
>>>I've always said that Usenet is educational. Figuratively, that is.
>>Go figure
>
>And that's exactly why you post to Usenet.
It figures
Larry Krzewinski
<icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>Well, (figuratively) fuck me! Ya learn something new every day!
>>>>I've always said that Usenet is educational. Figuratively, that is.
>>>Go figure
>>
>>And that's exactly why you post to Usenet.
>
>It figures
I'd like to talk to you about your figure now, dimensionally speaking.
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>>>>Well, (figuratively) fuck me! Ya learn something new every day!
>>>>>>I've always said that Usenet is educational. Figuratively, that is.
>>>>>Go figure
>>>>
>>>>And that's exactly why you post to Usenet.
>>>
>>>It figures
>>
>>I'd like to talk to you about your figure now, dimensionally speaking.
>
>No. There's been enough talk. Post nekkid pix!
You want me to post nekkid pix? Eww!
Larry Krzewinski
>Whut, you won't post pix of Summer nekkid? You get religion or
>something?
Not at all. I got blackmail money instead.
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>>>>Well, (figuratively) fuck me! Ya learn something new every day!
>>>>>I've always said that Usenet is educational. Figuratively, that is.
>>>>Go figure
>>>And that's exactly why you post to Usenet.
>>It figures
>
>I'd like to talk to you about your figure now, dimensionally speaking.
Figure it out for yourself
Dougal
> Whut, you won't post pix of Summer nekkid? You get religion or
> something?
Post the pics! They won't be the most scary thing we'll see today.
Larry Krzewinski
>Blackmail is such an ugly, pedestrian word.
>
>Extortion is much more high falutin'.
I really can't say any more since I had to sign a nondisclosure
agreement in order to collect my "extortion" money.
Larry Krzewinski
You obviously haven't seen the pics!
Larry Krzewinski
>Rumor has it that's why he spends so much time in the john.
Fabrication, lies, and conjecture!
Larry Krzewinski
Ok! I hope you aren't ticklish.
Larry Krzewinski
>Fabrication and lies, maybe. I refuse pygthur speculate on what
>you're doing in there.
You're making me flush out of embarrassment.
Larry Krzewinski
>I thought the EPA got after you.
They did. When they knocked on my door I told them that I moved and
gave them your address. You can just consider that my early Christmas
present to you.
Larry Krzewinski
>WOO-HOO! SUPERFUND BUCKS!!!
They mentioned something about rewarding you by providing you with an
all expenses paid vacation of indeterminate length at a secret CIA
rendition center first. They said there's no need for you to pack.
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>No. There's been enough talk. Post nekkid pix!
>>You want me to post nekkid pix? Eww!
>
>something?
Or somethin'
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>>>You want me to post nekkid pix? Eww!
>>>>Whut, you won't post pix of Summer nekkid? You get religion or
>>>>something?
>>>Not at all. I got blackmail money instead.
>>Blackmail is such an ugly, pedestrian word.
>>Extortion is much more high falutin'.
>
>I really can't say any more since I had to sign a nondisclosure
>agreement in order to collect my "extortion" money.
What kind of blackmailer are you that you agreed to a nondisclosure
agreement?
By the way, that you admit to having one means you are out of
compliance and all monies are forfeit.
SummersFrenzy
> Keith E. wrote:
>
>> Whut, you won't post pix of Summer nekkid? You get religion or
>> something?
>
>Post the pics! They won't be the most scary thing we'll see today.
True . . . he could post pics of you
SummersFrenzy
(full circle) figuratively speaking, of course
Larry Krzewinski
I guess I probably shouldn't have already spent it. We can work it
out in trade if you're agreeable.
Larry Krzewinski
Summer remembered an earlier post when I asked for cash.
Larry Krzewinski
>Long as he ain't contagious...
Now you tell me!
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>>>>>>Rumor has it that's why he spends so much time in the john.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Fabrication, lies, and conjecture!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Fabrication and lies, maybe. I refuse pygthur speculate on what
>>>>>>>you're doing in there.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You're making me flush out of embarrassment.
>>>>>
>>>>>I thought the EPA got after you.
>>>>
>>>>They did. When they knocked on my door I told them that I moved and
>>>>gave them your address. You can just consider that my early Christmas
>>>>present to you.
>>>
>>>WOO-HOO! SUPERFUND BUCKS!!!
>>
>>They mentioned something about rewarding you by providing you with an
>>all expenses paid vacation of indeterminate length at a secret CIA
>>rendition center first. They said there's no need for you to pack.
>
>And a free vacation? My lucky day!!!
You always did want to vacation in Pakistan, right?
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>Whut, you won't post pix of Summer nekkid? You get religion or
>>>something?
>>Or somethin'
>
<shrugs> just a contagion
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>I really can't say any more since I had to sign a nondisclosure
>>>agreement in order to collect my "extortion" money.
>>What kind of blackmailer are you that you agreed to a nondisclosure
>>agreement?
>>By the way, that you admit to having one means you are out of
>>compliance and all monies are forfeit.
>
>I guess I probably shouldn't have already spent it. We can work it
>out in trade if you're agreeable.
_I_ never paid you anything . . . still waiting on back-payments from
you . . . *if* you have monies, it might be prudent to investigate the
origins
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>>Whut, you won't post pix of Summer nekkid? You get religion or
>>>>something?
>>>Or somethin'
>>Long as he ain't contagious...
>
>Now you tell me!
Larry, hon' . . . you've been told . . . often . . . and told, and
told, and told . . .
Larry Krzewinski
I never look gift cash in the mouth.
Larry Krzewinski
What on earth makes you think I ever listen?
Larry Krzewinski
My county's Health Department has me on speed dial.
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>They mentioned something about rewarding you by providing you with an
>>>>all expenses paid vacation of indeterminate length at a secret CIA
>>>>rendition center first. They said there's no need for you to pack.
>>>
>>>And a free vacation? My lucky day!!!
>>
>>You always did want to vacation in Pakistan, right?
>
>Soon as I leave Tehran. After Pakistan, it's off pygthur fun-filled
>Monrovia.
You sure know how to have a good time!
Larry Krzewinski
>Oh well, it ain't like someone is gonna touch him.
HEY! I got a hospital plan that includes nursing care, too. They get
paid to touch me.
I just love sponge baths by cute *female* nurses.
Larry Krzewinski
>Unfortunately for you, that isn't what you get.
Sorry, dude. You can't volunteer.
Larry Krzewinski
>I wish I knew when that school was due pygthur collapse in Haiti. I
>coulda grabbed a six pack and some popcorn, and enjoyed the show.
>
>They don't call me "Fun Guy" fer nuttin', y'know.
No, they call you "Fungi". There is a difference.
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>I guess I probably shouldn't have already spent it. We can work it
>>>out in trade if you're agreeable.
>>_I_ never paid you anything . . . still waiting on back-payments from
>>you . . . *if* you have monies, it might be prudent to investigate the
>>origins
>
>I never look gift cash in the mouth.
And that would be another reason to never deal with cash . . . filthy,
dirty stuff
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>Now you tell me!
>>Larry, hon' . . . you've been told . . . often . . . and told, and
>>told, and told . . .
>
>What on earth makes you think I ever listen?
That you respond when addressed
SummersFrenzy
That's the problem . . . in LaLaLand, they're quite hug happy
Larry Krzewinski
It's generally toothless, though.
Larry Krzewinski
<crickets chirping>
Larry Krzewinski
Tristan Nolan
Newsgroup.................: rec.humor
Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 08:59:46 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 09:29:59 GMT
Stats End.................: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:46:59 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 294
Total No. of Characters...: 646726
Total Volume..............: 631
Messages Per Day..........: 42.0
Characters Per Day........: 92389.4
Average Daily Volume......: 90 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 45
Messages with Sigs........: 18.71%
Original Content Rating...: 35.78%
Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 80 11.4 27.2%
2. Keith E ..........................................: 45 6.4 15.3%
3. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 38 5.4 12.9%
4. Richard Catto.....................................: 19 2.7 6.5%
5. Parsons...........................................: 15 2.1 5.1%
6. maelmill..........................................: 14 2.0 4.8%
7. Rumplestiltskin...................................: 13 1.9 4.4%
8. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 9 1.3 3.1%
9. Bill Colmers......................................: 7 1.0 2.4%
10. Mark K. Bilbo.....................................: 5 0.7 1.7%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Using Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
=======================================================================
1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 145 20.8 23.1%
2. Keith E ..........................................: 116 16.7 18.5%
3. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 68 9.8 10.8%
4. Richard Catto.....................................: 41 5.9 6.5%
5. Parsons...........................................: 34 4.9 5.4%
6. Rumplestiltskin...................................: 27 4.0 4.4%
7. maelmill..........................................: 24 3.5 3.9%
8. Mark K. Bilbo.....................................: 20 3.0 3.3%
9. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 20 2.9 3.2%
10. Kate..............................................: 15 2.1 2.4%
Top 10 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
=============================================================
1. Happy Birthday to me, bitches.....................: 104 14.9 35.4%
2. The greatest men ever.............................: 77 11.0 26.2%
3. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 53 7.6 18.0%
4. How to Save the Government Money..................: 25 3.6 8.5%
5. To the Nobamas....................................: 4 0.6 1.4%
6. Letter from Sarah Palin...........................: 3 0.4 1.0%
7. Best Cartoon After Barack Obama's Election........: 2 0.3 0.7%
8. Gotta Love Dogs...................................: 2 0.3 0.7%
9. civility..........................................: 2 0.3 0.7%
10. Barack Obama In Skirt.............................: 1 0.1 0.3%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Consuming Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
===========================================================================
1. Happy Birthday to me, bitches.....................: 245 35.0 38.8%
2. The greatest men ever.............................: 150 21.5 23.8%
3. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 106 15.2 16.9%
4. How to Save the Government Money..................: 54 7.8 8.7%
5. Letter from Sarah Palin...........................: 12 1.8 1.9%
6. To the Nobamas....................................: 6 0.9 1.0%
7. Triple feature at the movies......................: 4 0.7 0.8%
8. Gotta Love Dogs...................................: 4 0.7 0.8%
9. JudgeRetort....: Obama Astonishing Vow To Create : 3 0.5 0.6%
10. Inland Revenue....................................: 3 0.5 0.5%
Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
==========================================================================
1. Bill Colmers..............................................: 71.9%
2. Mark K. Bilbo.............................................: 63.3%
3. Richard Catto.............................................: 37.8%
4. Rumplestiltskin...........................................: 29.0%
5. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 26.9%
6. Keith E ..................................................: 25.9%
7. Parsons...................................................: 25.6%
8. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 22.0%
9. maelmill..................................................: 12.6%
10. Peachy Ashie Passion......................................: 10.8%
Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
==========================================
(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
1. alt.tasteless.jokes..........................................: 220
2. alt.atheism..................................................: 77
3. alt.humor....................................................: 30
4. alt.jokes....................................................: 20
5. aus.jokes....................................................: 8
6. alt.fan.douglas-adams........................................: 1
7. alt.gossip.celebrities.......................................: 1
8. alt.humor.jewish.............................................: 1
9. alt.humor.parodies...........................................: 1
10. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1
==========================
End of stats for rec.humor
--
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>>>Long as he ain't contagious...
>>>><shrugs> just a contagion
>>>Oh well, it ain't like someone is gonna touch him.
>>That's the problem . . . in LaLaLand, they're quite hug happy
>
>from LaLaLand pygthurr, so what harm can there be?
Ever hear of Typhoid Mary . . . ??
We're lucky to be associating with Typhoid Larry
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>Okay, you got me on that. But still - anyone hugging him is gonna be
>>>from LaLaLand pygthurr, so what harm can there be?
>>Ever hear of Typhoid Mary . . . ??
>>We're lucky to be associating with Typhoid Larry
>
You woke up this morning
peachy ashie passion
> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>
> Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ==============================================================
> 1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 80 11.4 27.2%
> 2. Keith E ..........................................: 45 6.4 15.3%
> 3. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 38 5.4 12.9%
> 4. Richard Catto.....................................: 19 2.7 6.5%
> 5. Parsons...........................................: 15 2.1 5.1%
> 6. maelmill..........................................: 14 2.0 4.8%
> 7. Rumplestiltskin...................................: 13 1.9 4.4%
> 8. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 9 1.3 3.1%
> 9. Bill Colmers......................................: 7 1.0 2.4%
> 10. Mark K. Bilbo.....................................: 5 0.7 1.7%
>
I posted less than Richard. I posted less than Parsons!
I am, however, in the top 10 all time posters from some uk doctor who
group I've never been to.
Damn crossposters.
> Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
> ==========================================================================
> 1. Bill Colmers..............................................: 71.9%
> 2. Mark K. Bilbo.............................................: 63.3%
> 3. Richard Catto.............................................: 37.8%
> 4. Rumplestiltskin...........................................: 29.0%
> 5. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 26.9%
> 6. Keith E ..................................................: 25.9%
> 7. Parsons...................................................: 25.6%
> 8. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 22.0%
> 9. maelmill..................................................: 12.6%
> 10. Peachy Ashie Passion......................................: 10.8%
>
I think this is my first appearance on this list!
MosNot
"peachy ashie passion" <exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:gKCTk.1502$mi4...@nwrddc02.gnilink.net...
> Tristan Nolan wrote:
>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>> Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> ==============================================================
>> 1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 80 11.4 27.2%
>> 2. Keith E ..........................................: 45 6.4 15.3%
>> 3. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 38 5.4 12.9%
>> 4. Richard Catto.....................................: 19 2.7 6.5%
>> 5. Parsons...........................................: 15 2.1 5.1%
>> 6. maelmill..........................................: 14 2.0 4.8%
>> 7. Rumplestiltskin...................................: 13 1.9 4.4%
>> 8. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 9 1.3 3.1%
>> 9. Bill Colmers......................................: 7 1.0 2.4%
>> 10. Mark K. Bilbo.....................................: 5 0.7 1.7%
>>
>
> I posted less than Richard. I posted less than Parsons!
Feh. I posted way less than all of you.
(don't mind me...just passin' through)
Elisabeth Mueller
MosNot schrieb:
>(don't mind me...just passin' through)
*grab*
Greg Kim
Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:01:22 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 10 Nov 2008 09:13:03 GMT
Stats End.................: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 02:04:03 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 177
Total No. of Characters...: 419375
Total Volume..............: 409
Messages Per Day..........: 25.3
Characters Per Day........: 59910.7
Average Daily Volume......: 58 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 27
Messages with Sigs........: 30.51%
Original Content Rating...: 30.49%
Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
==============================================================
2. maelmill..........................................: 22 3.1 12.4%
3. Richard Catto.....................................: 21 3.0 11.9%
4. Parsons...........................................: 15 2.1 8.5%
5. Bill Colmers......................................: 14 2.0 7.9%
6. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 13 1.9 7.3%
7. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 10 1.4 5.6%
8. **Rowland Croucher**..............................: 6 0.9 3.4%
9. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 5 0.7 2.8%
10. _doug.............................................: 3 0.4 1.7%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Using Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
=======================================================================
1. Keith E ..........................................: 129 18.5 31.6%
2. Richard Catto.....................................: 54 7.8 13.3%
3. Parsons...........................................: 38 5.5 9.4%
4. maelmill..........................................: 38 5.4 9.3%
5. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 25 3.6 6.2%
6. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 23 3.3 5.6%
7. Bill Colmers......................................: 22 3.3 5.6%
8. **Rowland Croucher**..............................: 15 2.3 3.9%
9. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 8 1.2 2.0%
10. Yap...............................................: 6 0.9 1.6%
Top 10 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
=============================================================
2. The greatest men ever.............................: 57 8.1 32.2%
3. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 11 1.6 6.2%
4. Letter from Sarah Palin...........................: 5 0.7 2.8%
5. Anyone had any funny video to share?..............: 1 0.1 0.6%
6. Assisted Reproduction.............................: 1 0.1 0.6%
7. Funny Military Show...............................: 1 0.1 0.6%
8. Funny Military Show By A Comedian Commander.......: 1 0.1 0.6%
9. Funny New Book: AMERICA'S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS!: 1 0.1 0.6%
10. Good Clean Humour: A list worth subscribing to....: 1 0.1 0.6%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Consuming Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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2. The greatest men ever.............................: 115 16.5 28.2%
3. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 29 4.2 7.1%
4. Letter from Sarah Palin...........................: 6 1.0 1.7%
5. Gotta Love Dogs...................................: 5 0.7 1.3%
6. World History 101.................................: 4 0.6 1.1%
7. Two Prawns (groan...).............................: 4 0.6 1.0%
8. What Do You Do All Day?...........................: 3 0.5 0.8%
9. How to Save the Government Money..................: 3 0.5 0.8%
10. Two Prawns (groan...) ............................: 3 0.4 0.8%
Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
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2. Bill Colmers..............................................: 58.5%
3. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 29.3%
4. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 24.2%
5. Parsons...................................................: 22.2%
6. Keith E ..................................................: 21.8%
7. Richard Catto.............................................: 18.7%
8. maelmill..................................................: 11.4%
9. Peachy Ashie Passion......................................: 10.5%
Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
2. alt.atheism..................................................: 35
3. alt.humor....................................................: 11
4. aus.jokes....................................................: 8
5. alt.jokes....................................................: 2
6. alt.humor.dutch..............................................: 1
7. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1
8. be.jokes.....................................................: 1
9. es...........................................................: 1
10. mn.humor.....................................................: 1
peachy ashie passion
Three more posts you'd have made it on the list for this week!
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>Why is my luck so damn bad?
>>You woke up this morning
>
eh - consider the alternative . . . it's not all that.
MosNot
"Elisabeth Mueller" <mael...@eunet.at> wrote in message
news:auk0i49c6431n6m31...@4ax.com...
>
> MosNot schrieb:
>
>>(don't mind me...just passin' through)
>
> *grab*
<sigh> *now* you grab at me, after Carah's already caught me.
Elisabeth Mueller
MosNot schrieb:
Oh Cara Mia!
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>(don't mind me...just passin' through)
>> *grab*
>
><sigh> *now* you grab at me, after Carah's already caught me.
Oh darlin' . . . women have been grabbing at you for a while now . . .
not our fault that you haven't made the effort to notice
SummersFrenzy
It's been a while for me since playing the ingenue, but I'll ask . . .
as innocently as possible:
What would get you up?
peachy ashie passion
Amen to that one!!
--
The public mood on economics today is a lot like the public mood on
culture 40 years ago: Americans want government to impose law and order
Time, Nov 13, 2008
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>Wake up, pass out. Wake up, pass out. The daily grind gets me down.
>>It's been a while for me since playing the ingenue, but I'll ask . . .
>>as innocently as possible:
>>What would get you up?
>
So you did . . . I slept through it, though - sorry.
MosNot
"SummersFrenzy" <icediamo...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dregi4hcgo8sm5jdl...@4ax.com...
Yeah, but this one sunk her teeth into various parts of my body....
peachy ashie passion
She's the only one you gave the chance to!
SummersFrenzy
>
>>>>>(don't mind me...just passin' through)
>>>> *grab*
>>><sigh> *now* you grab at me, after Carah's already caught me.
>> Oh darlin' . . . women have been grabbing at you for a while now . . .
>> not our fault that you haven't made the effort to notice
>
>Yeah, but this one sunk her teeth into various parts of my body....
braggart!
Elisabeth's reputation indicates she would have done similar . . .
peachy - well - peachy will do as she's told . . . I've been accused
of vampirism . . .
*You* have been willfully negligent . . . go ahead, try and deny it.
Ah well, I'm glad you're happy <hugs>
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>I just love sponge baths by cute *female* nurses.
>>>
>>>Unfortunately for you, that isn't what you get.
>>
>>Sorry, dude. You can't volunteer.
>
>My future is looking better.
It's not your future I'm worried about.
Larry Krzewinski
<Larry coughs on Summer>
Larry Krzewinski
>Why is my luck so damn bad?
Your luck is about to change. I am planning a trip to northern
Michigan. What's your address? I'll make time to stop by and pay you
a visit.
Larry Krzewinski
>>>>>>>>They mentioned something about rewarding you by providing you with an
>>>>>>>>all expenses paid vacation of indeterminate length at a secret CIA
>>>>>>>>rendition center first. They said there's no need for you to pack.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>And a free vacation? My lucky day!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>You always did want to vacation in Pakistan, right?
>>>>>
>>>>>Soon as I leave Tehran. After Pakistan, it's off pygthur fun-filled
>>>>>Monrovia.
>>>>
>>>>You sure know how to have a good time!
>>>
>>>I wish I knew when that school was due pygthur collapse in Haiti. I
>>>coulda grabbed a six pack and some popcorn, and enjoyed the show.
>>>
>>>They don't call me "Fun Guy" fer nuttin', y'know.
>>
>>No, they call you "Fungi". There is a difference.
>
>That setup was so obvious I figured everyone would ignore it cuz it
>was pygthurr easy. You owe me.
I'll send you some spores.
Larry Krzewinski
wrote:
>>> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>>> Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>>> ==============================================================
>>> 1. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 80 11.4 27.2%
>>> 2. Keith E ..........................................: 45 6.4 15.3%
>>> 3. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 38 5.4 12.9%
>>> 4. Richard Catto.....................................: 19 2.7 6.5%
>>> 5. Parsons...........................................: 15 2.1 5.1%
>>> 6. maelmill..........................................: 14 2.0 4.8%
>>> 7. Rumplestiltskin...................................: 13 1.9 4.4%
>>> 8. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 9 1.3 3.1%
>>> 9. Bill Colmers......................................: 7 1.0 2.4%
>>> 10. Mark K. Bilbo.....................................: 5 0.7 1.7%
>>>
>>
>> I posted less than Richard. I posted less than Parsons!
>
>Feh. I posted way less than all of you.
>(don't mind me...just passin' through)
***IT*** is alive!
Hey, Mos! How you been?
Larry Krzewinski
I told you and Peachy he abandoned you because he finally found a real
woman. Would you two listen? No!
Josephine Zeni
Stats Were Taken..........: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:01:32 GMT
Stats Begin...............: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:15:00 GMT
Stats End.................: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:03:03 GMT
Days......................: 7
Total No. of Articles.....: 378
Total No. of Characters...: 889553
Total Volume..............: 868
Messages Per Day..........: 54.0
Characters Per Day........: 127079.0
Average Daily Volume......: 124 kB
Total Posters This Week...: 34
Messages with Sigs........: 32.01%
Original Content Rating...: 20.44%
Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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2. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 63 9.0 16.7%
3. Richard Catto.....................................: 51 7.3 13.5%
4. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 42 6.0 11.1%
5. Parsons...........................................: 38 5.4 10.1%
6. maelmill..........................................: 34 4.9 9.0%
7. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 20 2.9 5.3%
8. Bill Colmers......................................: 11 1.6 2.9%
9. Jimmy.............................................: 4 0.6 1.1%
10. Mosnot............................................: 3 0.4 0.8%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Using Posters: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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2. Richard Catto.....................................: 140 20.0 16.1%
3. Parsons...........................................: 114 16.4 13.2%
4. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 110 15.7 12.7%
5. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 102 14.7 11.8%
6. maelmill..........................................: 63 9.0 7.3%
7. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 32 4.7 3.8%
8. Bill Colmers......................................: 19 2.8 2.2%
9. Greg Kim..........................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
10. Bird..............................................: 6 0.9 0.7%
Top 10 Popular Threads: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
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2. The greatest men ever.............................: 150 21.4 39.7%
3. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 20 2.9 5.3%
4. mr. and mrs. Sanader..............................: 8 1.1 2.1%
5. A Perfect Funny Couple............................: 2 0.3 0.5%
6. Spoon Prank.......................................: 2 0.3 0.5%
7. World History 101.................................: 2 0.3 0.5%
8. *JudgeRetort....* China passes Japan as largest f: 1 0.1 0.3%
9. Brangelina Wax Figures............................: 1 0.1 0.3%
10. Britney Spears Good Bad And Ugly..................: 1 0.1 0.3%
Top 10 Bandwidth-Consuming Threads: kBytes / kBytes per Day / Percent Share
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2. The greatest men ever.............................: 312 44.6 35.9%
3. Stats rec.humor (last 7 days).....................: 40 5.8 4.6%
4. World History 101.................................: 9 1.4 1.1%
5. mr. and mrs. Sanader..............................: 9 1.3 1.0%
6. Ryhmän sfnet.keskustelu.tyoelama virallinen kuvaus: 3 0.5 0.4%
7. Spoon Prank.......................................: 2 0.4 0.3%
8. A Perfect Funny Couple............................: 2 0.4 0.3%
9. The greatest man ever.............................: 2 0.3 0.3%
10. *JudgeRetort....* China passes Japan as largest f: 2 0.3 0.2%
Top 10 Original Content Ratings: (Original Bytes) / (Orig. + Quoted Bytes)
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2. Summersfrenzy.............................................: 29.6%
3. Keith E ..................................................: 20.5%
4. Larry Krzewinski..........................................: 20.4%
5. Parsons...................................................: 14.8%
6. Richard Catto.............................................: 11.1%
7. Peachy Ashie Passion......................................: 9.8%
8. maelmill..................................................: 9.8%
Top 10 Crossposting Groups: Posts in Group
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(Articles cross-posted to > 5 groups are not considered in ANY stats.)
2. alt.atheism..................................................: 32
3. hr.rec.humor.................................................: 8
4. hr.rec.humor.binaries........................................: 8
5. alt.humor....................................................: 7
6. aus.jokes....................................................: 4
7. alt.jokes....................................................: 3
8. mn.humor.....................................................: 2
9. alt.humor.puns...............................................: 1
10. alt.jokes.limericks..........................................: 1
SummersFrenzy
> "Caveat: Quantity is not necessarily a measure of Quality"
>
>
> Top 10 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> ==============================================================
> 1. Keith E ..........................................: 81 11.6 21.4%
> 2. Summersfrenzy.....................................: 63 9.0 16.7%
> 3. Richard Catto.....................................: 51 7.3 13.5%
> 4. Peachy Ashie Passion..............................: 42 6.0 11.1%
> 5. Parsons...........................................: 38 5.4 10.1%
> 6. maelmill..........................................: 34 4.9 9.0%
> 7. Larry Krzewinski..................................: 20 2.9 5.3%
> 8. Bill Colmers......................................: 11 1.6 2.9%
> 9. Jimmy.............................................: 4 0.6 1.1%
> 10. Mosnot............................................: 3 0.4 0.8%
How many decades has it been since Larry wasn't in the Top 10 ??
SummersFrenzy
>
>I told you and Peachy he abandoned you because he finally found a real
>woman. Would you two listen? No!
He abandoned me? He abandoned Peachy? sheesh - I'm sure he'll be so
very happy to hear THAT
peachy ashie passion
>
> It's not your future I'm worried about.
No need to worry about my past honey, I have a really good hiding
place for the bodies.
--
Be open-minded, be open-hearted, have open arms
Larry Krzewinski
<exquisi...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> It's not your future I'm worried about.
>
> No need to worry about my past honey, I have a really good hiding
>place for the bodies.
First Elisabeth and now you? What is it with the women in rec.humor?
Larry Krzewinski
>47 deg 45 min N, 88 deg W.
I'll bring my GPS and drive around until I see the stack of CR empties
out on your lawn..
Larry Krzewinski
He's long gone. How you gonna keep them down on the farm after
they've seen Paree?